User talk:Joeyaa

Welcome Joeyaa. Some pants for you.

Welcome!

Hello Joeyaa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

• Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

• How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
• Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about
• The FAQs - a few commonly asked questions answered for your convenience

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page (if this message has appeared in the last few minutes, I'm propablly still on-line). A list of administrators can be found here. If you think you are going to be around a while, and would like extra help on a more personal level, you just might be able to convince someone at the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program to take you under their wing. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave one of them a message on their talk page.

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

Again, welcome!  -- MrN 23:49, Feb 13

Creating talk pages

Please do not welcome IPs. Wait until they create a free account. Thanks. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:08, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Also, please don't talk with vandals. It doesn't help and it creates more pages I need to clear later. ~ 08:23, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry it was that stupid js welcoming thing I had tested it did it while I was just looking at his page. Sorry. Joeyaa 08:35, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for reverting that vandalism on my userpage. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

My subpage

Sorry. I forgot to log in when I was deleting the subpage. I can understand why you'd undo it. Thanks for watching out for vandalism. - Jokermage 03:35, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey!

Thanks for helping with that mover vandal! :) Pleased to meet you.    Orian57    Talk   05:13 19 June 2009

Haha. What an idiot. Thanks, and nice to meet you back :) Joeyaa 05:34, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

For bein' around at 4:40 AM to hold off the vandals while the rest of the village sleeps

Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Fine job. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:44, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Danke :) ~Joey~ ^{{Talk to meh}} 08:46, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

Cookie!

Dexter111344 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For being wrongfully banned by an admin. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:17, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Twice actually ;) ~Joey~ ^{{Talk to meh}} 00:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

I think you mean three times. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:37, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

• 00:34, 1 August 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) ‎ (oh woops another accidental infinite ban for joeyaa, my bad)
• 00:33, 1 August 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (souless cunt of a worthless bastard) (unblock | change block)
• 00:04, 1 August 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) ‎ (oops)
• 00:00, 1 August 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Coulda swron you'd been permabanned. Oh well.) (unblock | change block)
• 09:00, 25 June 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) ‎ (uhh, wrong one, possibly. oops.)
• 08:59, 25 June 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Joeyaa (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (yawn) (unblock | change block)

Maybe you admins should wear a tighter leash? ~Joey~ ^{{Talk to meh}} 00:39, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you should just stop looking like a vandal/sockpuppet/whatever made Under User ban you. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you need to increase your flexibility so you can lick your genitalia. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:43, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

My mistake, I understand now. I'll do my best, captain, in my efforts to be treated better than somebody /apparently/ so close to Angela... ~Joey~ ^{{Talk to meh}} 00:45, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Jesus Award!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For all the misunderstandings you have with the admins! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:36, 1 August 2009 (UTC) <insert name here>