User talk:GBA2005

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, GBA2005, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:GBA2005/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

--^Dame 18:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank You MRN9000

Dangerous Monster Is a Vandal and I would Like to Thank MrN9000 -- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:21, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for helping also. :P MrN 16:32, Jul 13

LazyThnaks

Joshy would like to thank you all again! For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.

It used to be a really shit article crammed with rape jokes and paedophillia but I sorted that out. Also good to meet you! :)    Orian57    Talk   20:35 15 July 2009

Thank You for writing such a great article. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 19:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

You're very welcome, it's what I try and do all the time. But there's two others like it. The first one of those was the top article of May, and much better.    Orian57    Talk   21:18 16 July 2009

Picture Wars

Listen. We're NOT doing retarded Picture Wars on the story. Please stop. sorry.--Bad Shroom 23:50, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

What? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:51, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I just mean no Picture Wars stuff on the topic, okay?--Bad Shroom 23:53, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

When was I doing that? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:54, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait, Oh. that's just a link from your sig. Sorry. Make it more obvious!--Bad Shroom 23:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Never! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:00, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Very mature. Well, I gotta make a story about Bill Cosby dying....--Bad Shroom 00:00, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Your sig makes me sad

Fix it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:14, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

There Like it now? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

*Shrug* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:29, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

What he said. That vote you just left on how to breathe.... That pic of the GBA is WAAAAY too big. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:27, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Nevermind, you got it. Good work. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:28, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Idon't know what happened it just broke. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 17:40, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

The Imperial Navy

Check your E-mail GBA2005. 99.241.109.198 19:42, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

YO! GBA!

I added something to the Current Agenda.

It is called "Latest Words".

Members may only edit their own Latest Words. ^_^ Tell me if you don`t like the idea.

Ads

I see wut u did thar. Consider yourself 75 Yoinxx richer. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:19, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

150 actually. And new Yoinxx users start out with 500 Yoinxx, so you're already up to Y650 on your bank account. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Ads again

Please don't change your Yoinxx number by simply adding an ad to another page. Signing up with Yooga the first time gives you 150 Yoinxx, but bonus extra cash will be sent to you by checks. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 06:30, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Ad(ded) bonus

For putting our capitalist šaizše on your Imperial Navy. Here's some extra dingdings:

You thought I forgot?

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:50, 1 July 2010

War!!!

The Grue Army has now officially declared war on the Imperial navy. That is all. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 22:47, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

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