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Many months ago, when I was a wee-little Uncyclopedian, I took notice of a (at the time) "funny" piece at Encyclopedia Dramatica called "Shit music". While this article no longer exists on ED, I created an article of the same name on here. I believe it was my second article, and I have to say that it was by far my most ugly creation. Some of my earlier works, such as Shoulder blade, Crab, and the like, which I am deeply ashamed of, cannot rival the shame I feel for creating this "Shit music" article oh so long ago. Since then, it has manifested itself into some sort of demon baby. It is undeserving of the Quasi-feature status (which it technically isn't) and is even undeserving of the other templates on it. It was Pee Reviewed long ago, and if I remember correctly, it was booed off stage with authority. It has become a highly vandalized article, and one of my most subjective pieces; I do not believe in anything I wrote, and I feel that my user page may have been vandalized several times due to my involvement in the article (by "involvement", I mean "creation"). I have tried to improve and make minor contributions, but all were futile; the end result was always the same. No matter what I did, it still sucked. I have tried to revert constant vandalism. It was recently protected, and I feel that enough is enough. I'd like to give it a proper burial, then redirect it to "Music" (considering quite a few things link to the article itself), but first, I would like some feedback. What do you guys think? I feel that I have created this monster, and now, I must destroy it. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

"I have a sombrero."

Have you considered getting a sombrero? I used to be the weird guy at work, but now I'm the weird guy at work with the sombero.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:47, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

I second this advice. With a sombrero you can very easily pretend to be napping, which is infinitely useful. Also, you'd have a sombrero. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 13:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, with a suitably large mustache and thick accent you'll find people have more respect for you. NOBODY messes with Vaqueros. Mark my words. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Guys, you're forgetting the poncho. What's a sombrero and thick accent without a poncho? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:03, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Are you guys just going to leave this poor man who's asked a serious question about his article with nothing but comments about ponchos and mustaches and sombreros and accents, without even mentioning a siesta? What's WRONG with you people?--<<>> 23:31, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm a drunk. -- Vosnul 16:12, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Guys, please. Aren't we supposed to be deciding on what we should do with this article? I've put the article up on VFD; you can all go there and decide on its fate through a democratic process. --General Insineratehymn 16:16, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

What the heck are you talking about? Lets just stick to offering advice to poor EMC. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I say we just settle the fate of Shit music over a good game of billiards. —Braydie 16:36, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Christ Insineratehymn, Be careful. that just looks like a critical view on the mode of operation that UNcyc operates under a tad to much. Quickly taunt the submitter and hope this won't get you any permaban. MAKE SURE YOU CONTRIBUTE -- Vosnul 16:40, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

What? --General Insineratehymn 17:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

This is why I usually stay out of the forums... --EMC ^[TALK] 05:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

We try to be helpful. Sometimes. We just figured that you knew about VFD, that's all. Also, nice sombrero. The giant guitar is a nice touch.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

... --EMC ^[TALK] 06:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)