User talk:Beckboy91
We don't care about your friends[edit source]
It's nothing personal. It's just that we have no idea who they are. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:21, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
Pre-Rendered Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Beckboy91 and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, dammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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