User:Sean-Black

This user is proud to use a Mac

This user is a New Yorker The Patriots rule suck!! (Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

JoW

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中共

This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

中共

This user is a geek.

This user is homeless.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.