Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation/winners

2011

September

TheSlyFox (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

•  F☭Я! 'Cause these award pages & their lack of use makes me a sad commie :'( 06:06, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
•  Self-For. Oooh, I had forgotten all about this one. I love esoteric awards! Thanks, Tom! ^_^ -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 10:27 September 30, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:03, 30 September 2011

May

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Nada

• Nom. Who else could ever hope to win this thingy?--Respond 00:18, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. In absentia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 __NOSPIKE__

• This guy could have a chance actually. He's done plenty good audios and hasn't won this yet. One that stands out to me is the one about the kid calling the governor. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:54, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
• Dex hasn't won this yet? He's done great readings, and he and Mrthejazz teamed up on the kid calling the governor page. I've heard of the other guy, SPIKE, but don't know much about his work. Aleister 21:44 18-5-'11

April

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

disgruntled news chiefs

• Nom and  For. SPIKE SPIKE he's our man, if he can't win this nobody can! Give me an S (S), a P (P), an I (I), then maybe a K (K) ------ an E (E) SPIKE!!!! Yay! Aleister 00:03 14-4-'11
•  Against. He has these funny clicking sounds, and it's all... er... okay, not really. I haven't even listened to them. This isn't actually a vote, either; I'm just pretending. In fact, I was just leaving. 1234 ~ 02:19, 17 April 2011
•  For. I took the liberty of listening to one. Clear enunciation, good story, and crazy newsy sound effects. I say we give him another EGAEDM.--Respond 13:34, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. Spike's mantelpiece must be wobbling with the weight of his awards in this section of Unc. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:07, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
•  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:03, 30 April 2011

March

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nommie and For SPIKE has come forward to do a cracker-jacked job of microphone this month (and he does give good mic), and from out of nowhere he kicks the butt of that guy who won last month and then apparantly took his annual vacation to Japan at jusssst the wrong time. SPIKE has promised to rap on his next audio, and I'm popping the popcorn now. Aleister 13:26 23-3-'11
• For Yeah. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:30, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

February

NickJonesUSA (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom. Nick's silky voice returned for four UnNews Audios in January--but he also pushed the service to new highs, actively seeking out audio collaborators and being the driving force behind our new weekly newsmagazine Last Week in the Mirror, so far completing a test broadcast. He has been in and out, and is apparently out right now, so we'll see if the FBI was closing in on him. If he was a flash-in-the-pan, it was a bright enough one to merit the award. Spıke ¬ 00:19 1-Feb-11
• Comment If SPIKE says this is the guy, this is the guy. Yeah. Dat's da guy. And it would be nice to have another name after SPIKE's on the winners board, so we can go back and give SPIKE some more, like he's sitting there in the middle or something. But I just noticed SPIKE didn't vote for him, so I'll change my For vote to a comment, per SPIKE. Aleister 23:28 19-2-'11

  Thanks for your interest, Aleister. On 26-Feb, it will be a full month that NickJonesUSA has not been on the site--If he told you where he was going, he didn't tell me--and at that time, that will outweigh his efforts to push us into the future and I will invite you to vote for me. I like his voice, I like his work, and I like his enthusiasm about doing more than we used to do, and if he returns in a third incarnation, I could nominate him again. Spıke ¬ 00:27 20-Feb-11

• For--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:30, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom an' for And SPIKE it is. He had 14 quality recordings in January! (Nick Jones, the pretender, had four, a foothill to SPIKE's mountain) and more this month. SPIKE!!! Aleister 12:34 20-2-'11

January

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  This is a Nom & For Can you believe it? SPIKE's streak was broken last month, the holidays and all taking its toll, but he's back strong this month with, so far, all of the recordings (7 and counting). Since there are no editors left on the site, including SPIKE, I might as well nom him. Aleister 18:32 11 1 '11
• For And when are we going to rename this the SPIKE Award? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:27, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
• 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:42, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

2010

December

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

1.  Nom&For I was going over some of the past winners, and thought it's just about time we vote this to SPIKE. His profound renditions of the news of the day give millions of listeners their morning news, and they go to work or play with a new appreciation of the world around them. SPIKE is like their wake-up cup of coffee. An unsung hero. Aleister 21:08 10 12

   The final count: 19 of the month's 22 UnNews Audios. Spıke ¬ 17:12 31-Dec-10

NickLucas (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Not a nom. He didn't wait for Santa but jumped in with two excellent Christmas Eve UnNews Audios (on "Green Lantern" and "Man not horse"), showing he is already up to speed. Spıke ¬ 14:45 25-Dec-10
•  Nom and Let there be a tie. Of the three, this is the only one whose future work might be influenced by this award. If he doesn't get it, let me point out that UnNews Audio requires 1 English-language Audio in the award period and Mordillo has only 0.5, as the other half was recorded in Vulcan, or something. Spıke ¬ 16:40 27-Dec-10 appended

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Tie Domi

• Not a nom. He was also in, on RabbiTechno's version of the Egyptian shark attacks. Spıke ¬ 14:45 25-Dec-10
• Let there be a tie Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 14:00, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
• Like, totally and stuff. I absolutely loved his audio for the story Spike mentions. Also, Zionist conspiracy and all that. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:09, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Not a nom. Only, did anyone notice that all five Front Page features right now have audio versions? (For the two Electoral Armageddon point/counterpoint features, the audio is the same: the UnNews Audio "doubleheader.") That's like Bingo! or something. Spıke ¬ 20:38 3-Nov-10
• Nom. Happy? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 20:51 (UTC)
•  For. Shit Pickle. This month SPIKE has already done many recordings, and one of them is that doubleheader he speak up above. So now he's doing tricks! What's next, recording blindfolded? Aleister 1:52 9 11

October

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

•  For.--Funnybony    12:45, Oct 4

  You cast a late vote for the September award, surely based on my recording two of your dispatches, one of which was from October, and without incrementing the vote count. So, seeing as no one else is poopsmithing this page any more, and as the first three audios for October are already in the can, I'll charitably regard your vote as pertaining to October. Spıke ¬ 12:16 5-Oct-10

Sure!--Funnybony    19:26, Oct 6

•  For. This new user has come on strong, and has challenged last month's winner in a battle of the microphones. Aleister 12:00 10 10
•  For. Per Aleister. Word for word. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 17 October 2010

September

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nom and  For. SPIKE should have won this award long ago. And this month he's already done nine recordings of breaking news while his closest competition for this award has done, none. He should do more though, at least an even dozen. Or a baker's dozen. More please. Aleister 1:44 22 9

  Thanks; it's a baker's dozen now; click the microphone. Spıke ¬ 23:18 29-Sep-10

•  For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:26, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
•  For.--Funnybony    12:45, Oct 4

August

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

1. I have an idea! I'll  Nom and  vote for SPIKE this month, just to be different. He should have done some of those recordings by now, and maybe will do some more if we give him an award. One can only hope. Aleister 22:09 11 8
2. For almost single-handedly convincing the public that we have a hugely-staffed, busy, vibrant and sophisticated audio department for another month, I say  For. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:00, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

July

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

• Nom and  For. -- This guy is good and prolific. In essence, he's been the heart and liver of UnNewsAudio for months now. Long live SPIKE! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:06, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

  Hmmph! At least one of us still has a liver! Spıke ¬ 20:57 14-Jul-10

•  For. One for the thumb last month. Starting the second hand, or a foot, or something in between, but one for that too. And well deserved. Aleister 19:48 14 7
• For. Spike's all guts and glory for this website. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:08, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. He should win this award an infinite amount of times. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:50, 29 July 2010

  Why is this July nom still up?? I want to nom him again for August!!! Aleister 00:13 6 8

June

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• NomFor One for the thumb! SPIKE's production in June is already impressive, and it's only the 4th. And that's not even counting May, where I think he did something like 20 recordings. Scary, and we should give him his thumb-ring before he's lured away by AP or Reuters. Aleister in Chains 1:43 4 6 MMX
•  For.. I agree!--Funnybony    08:54, Jun 4
•  For.. My multiple personalities agree, SPIKE is the MAN! But for him, there would have been a dearth of audios, not to mention articles, edits, scut work, sections... you get the idea. Too bad all my personalities didn't each get to vote... they're all down the tavern getting blotto now, and left me behind. Bastards. Cheers! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Zim_ulator (talk • contribs)
•  For. Again! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:01, 17 June 2010
•  For. Is this how you work this thing? Ajraddatz _Talk 02:53, June 18, 2010

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•  For.Spike deserves an award. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:50, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

May

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 Nomslut

• Nom and  For. - I should get an award for admin most often badgered by SPIKE for a nomination. Nomslut or not, this brilliantly productive news skewing unit has become something of a fixture at the news room. Which reminds me, whoever has been pissing into the SPIKE, please desist. With regard to this award, he's once again swept the field with his numerous, technically interesting, and amusing readings. Give it up for SPIKE! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:02, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. - Excellent oversight!--Funnybony    08:22, May 13
•  For. Since SPIKE hasn't won this four times yet, an obvious choice. Then both he and Zim can go for "one for the thumb". Nice work SPIKE, among all of your other wanderings and your instructing almost-Noobs on the fine art of editing, well done. Al sans chains 11:55 17 5 MMX
• Comment. As the author of 20 of the 20 UnNews Audios for May, I'll just take this home with me. We could have a brief discussion of whether it is bad form to one-up the Chief, but I ain't quitting, and I don't work for free, so someone nominate me for the June Manny--and "avoid the last-minute rush." Spıke ¬ 01:31 1-Jun-10

April

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 blazing Belching Hyena

• Nom and  For. Many sounds come from this noise tube. It makes the filthy Earth creatures swoon and cavort. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:13, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. Just saw this go up. I considered taking it back to zero, then getting someone to minus zero it (which would mean every other user on Uncy would win this award this month except for Spike), but then decided he deserves it. Yay! Aleister in Chains 21:17 27 4 MMX

March

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 reading and writing machines

• Nom and  For. Prolific, sounds convincing, what else is there? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

• I am not allowed to nominate myself. But I am allowed to mention that, as of the 7th of the month, my 4th UnNews Audio feature is in, meeting the technical requirements of nomination for a gratuitous and redundant second consecutive Goldstein as perhaps no one else will. This month there are two other contributors (more performance art than news, but still very welcome). If they or others are prepared to crank out three or more, to meet the threshold for March, give it to them, especially if you can thereby get more work out of them. I have been nominated for a lot of other bling this month; elsewhere I've stated my theory that someone noticed that I went away for 4 days (as did electricity throughout New Hampshire) and mistakenly decided I needed a warm kiss to be lured to return. Spıke ¬ 16:27 7-Mar-10

Point taken. Do remember, dear Spike, that this award is for the "best" Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. Being prolific goes a fair way toward that end. Quality counts, of course, but I think the key here is to convincingly deliver said audios. So far, I'd say you're in the lead. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:46, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed I would not have this or any other award given out merely for sheer volume. (See my frequent query as to whether an author now on VFD thought he was "paid by page count.") But the rules say 3 minimum, and I bet no one else is going to. Spıke ¬ 21:15 8-Mar-10

Clarification - eligibility requirement is three articles in total, not per month. Obviously, I would not expect people to vote over and over for the same person if he has not recorded an article in months, but as long as the person has at least three audio pieces and is recording at least one piece on the said month, he is eligible. ~ 21:57, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

• For. -RAHB 09:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
•  For. I always get a kick out of SPIKE's narrations, consistent good quality. -- Skinfan13 11:37 EST 31 Mar, 2010
•  For. Your word speakings delight my ear parts.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Apr 2010 ~ 00:08 (UTC)

February

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 UnNews articles, usually closely based on actual but already-mostly-absurd emissions of the AP wire

• Nom and For This dude is a puzzlement. He seems rational, but he's an overly-active Uncyc user. I suspect he lives about 20 minutes from me, but I'll never tell him that. Voting against this guy will result in the disassociation of said voter from All Things Bat Fuck. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:31, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
•  For Sure! Why not?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 06:11 (UTC)
•  Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 27 February 2010
• For This too, twofer. ~   1:39 27 2 2MX
• Comment. I don't dwell on, and haven't voted on, honors; but I must say I am a lock for this one, having authored 11 of the 11 UnNews Audio features in February. Spıke ¬  14:23 1-Mar-10

January

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

1. duh. carrot lol 13:05 January 15
2. For! BTW Zim, thank you for the nice UnNews words of comfort on my user page. I'm glad you liked the article.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:50 (UTC)
3.  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:17, 1 February 2010

2009

December

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

1.  N+F - He preaches the news like nobody's business. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:41, 15 December 2009
2. For - he's an evil twat. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:56, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
3. Sure thing - I like his style. Plus, I hear he's an evil twat. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:25, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
4. For. Because he deserves another one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 31 December 2009

November

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

1. N+F - No says "Erectile Dysfunction" like Zana. Vote for the wench. ~ 17:11, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
2.  Sweet! This can be our dirty little secret, Mordillo... ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:32, 22 November 2009
3.  She rocks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:22, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
4. For -RAHB 07:30, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
5. Dark and Zany. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:31, 1 December 2009

June

Zana Dark (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 19

1. N+F. We haven't had a new female voice in this neighborhood for a while. Certainly not one who can mutter actual words. Because, you know, females don't know how to to talk, they do babies and meals. So, yes, Zana. Vote for her. ~ 07:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
2. for her Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 08:58 June 2 '09
3. For Zana is everything I ever want to be -- fuentfue My Talk : My Awards 20:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
4. Mega-For. An incredibly professional-sounding voice. She could report fake news for The Onion. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
5.  For. Sounds good   Le Cejak • <19:31 Jun 03, 2009>
6.  Yes! Yes! Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
7. Holy shit! Not Zana, I mean, she's great, and I'm voting for her. But the "holy shit!" was about Cajek's sig! Do you see that?! He's pulling me in! I HAVE TO BAN HIM NOW! Also, For Zana's very good audios. -RAHB 22:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
8.  For. IronLung 21:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
9.  Self for even though I hate the sound of my own voice. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:03, 6 June 2009
10.  For. Her voice is good enough for the Onion. One wonders why someone who sounds as with it is here! Are we sure she's not using Nurse Ratchett's computer in the wee hours of the morning? --Clemens177 23:05, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
11.  For. Damnit! I got beaten to nominate her! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
12. Dig. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:23, Jun 7
13.  Yes! Screw just the Onion! Zana's voice is good enough to misrepresent factuals for all Vegetables!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:27, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
14. For. I'm still amazed that there's someone on the internet that sounds like a girl. Still, I'm not holding that against Zana, his audios are pretty good. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:45, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
15. For. And to think I had some part in inspiring her makes me doubly-pleased. --T. (talk) 12:30, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
16.  Zana's a she??? Oops. How did I not know that? Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:28,12June,2009
17. For Staircase CUN^t 22:52, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
18. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:06, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
19.  For. Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 23:58, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

May

Todd Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

•  Nom+For. He may have already won this award twice, but this new audio is simply hilarious! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
•  For.—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 06:01, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
•  Duh ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:21, 16 May 2009
• For audio verité, as it were. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:32, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
• Fow he desewves this awawd. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 07:31, May, 21 '09
• Self-For and thanks! Some other examples of my stuff from this month are here. --T. (talk) 11:41, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
• Good stuff   Le Cejak • <12:02 May 23, 2009>
• For breaking the four way tie between the UnNews masters of the ages. -RAHB 06:50, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
• For --^Dame 17:01, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

February

*Note: due to unforeseen lack of nommingness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for July 2008 - Jan 2009

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nom+For. He did something this month. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:17, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
• For. per above. --Docile hippopotamus 06:25, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
• Ayup. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:37, Feb 25
• Penispenispenis -RAHB 09:49, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
• W♥v. Look, I'm voting on this award. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:35, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

2008

June

'*Note: due to unforeseen forgetfulness by Uncyclopedians, no votes were cast for Nov 2007 - May 2008

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Modusoperandrei

1. Nom+For, per the metric fuckton of amazing audios he seems to have done, according to his userpage, as well as the "give Modus every award on the site" campaign. /me fumes...stupid modus having more shiny thingies then me grumblegrumblegrumble... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:05, Jun 2
2. Oh shit. I somehow thought he had this already. That one about Sputnik was awesome. I even gave him a shiny star for it. -RAHB 07:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
3. For. Yes, that man certainly can talk into a microphone! --UU - natter 15:22, Jun 24
4. For - As above really. He does good stuff (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 24, 20:01

2007

October

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9

• Nom & For - he did a few UnNews audios--Sir Manforman 21:04, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Yes, per Manforman. I was there when he made a bunch of them. They're fun to make. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Oct 1
• For Ya I was there too. I'll have a new one up tonight! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:37, Oct 1
• YEAH! *sniff* Makes me so happy to see my adoptee following in my footsteps. First NotM, now this! -RAHB 18:38, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• 'FORE!! --GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 00:58, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's been doing some damn good stuff (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 5, 11:24
• FORE! - Hey, I like this guy! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:03, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
• Phür -- The Zombiebaron 01:33, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
• Idiots! ~ 15:12, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

September

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 White people

• Nom & For This dude has done many quality audios which are beneath comtempt, therefore he's nommable. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:19, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R,
• SC☭RE! Deserving enough to win twice. Def. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:26, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
• DIG I've been enjoying RAHB's oral skills for quite some time now. His butch, masculine.. skills.. --THINKER 01:05, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
• sDIG /me bows to zim before entering. Thank you all.....goodnight. -RAHB 05:42, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. I'd say that TheLedBalloon is just as deserving, but his lack of anything resembling an UnNews audio puts him at a significant disadvantage here. Also, RAHB's audios are great. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:12, Sep 25
• For. Funny, I thought I'd done this before. -- The Zombiebaron 01:49, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. Got me started doing my own UnNews audios! Great narrator! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:06, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 Intelligent Children

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 23:42, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
• For No-one else to vote for – Preceding unsigned comment added by El legend (talk • contribs) dif
• Comment. Led does UnNews audios? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:51, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Checked the logs and no, he does not. Could people actually know what this award is for before they go nominating someone? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
    • I thought this was for writing, I guess there's the Footlizer Prize for writing--Sir Manforman 21:01, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

July

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• N+F. What can I say? I'm a sucker for radio-phonic people...~ 15:03, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig the kids a natural. --THINKER 18:46, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Stay safe Uncyclopedia -RAHB 20:37, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• Yeah, I did think you need a better sign-off line, but anyway.. ;) --THINKER 21:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
• I'll work on it. If I remember right I think I actually stole it from Contestant subconsciously by accident. It was somebody on here anyways -RAHB 22:32, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

• The two new ones have a new line. I like them. -RAHB 21:00, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
• For, and, since you have been called out on that sign-off line of yours, why not try "Good night for a pot luck". If you say it just right, Edward R. Murrow might just roll over in his grave. -- The Zombiebaron 14:49, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• You've got my wicked little wheels turning now. I'm gonna have to try that. -RAHB 19:26, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

• F☭R, 09:36, 30 July 2007
• Comment - Even though RAHB is the obvious victor this month, I encourage anyone who hasn't voted for him (and those who have and are bored) to listen to this. If there was any doubt in your mind, it shall be thunderstruck. --THINKER 00:22, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
  • You've been!....THUNDER STRUCK!!! -RAHB 05:49, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

NXWave (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• N+F. Tough contest because RAHB is soooo great, in a differnt way. I'm really pulling for both of you guys here, and I am confident you'll both win this prize soon. This dude is a recent comer, and has done maybe 8 audios in three days, or something like that. He's unique, funny, and... unique. He reminds me of comic Jimmy Tingle and Mayor Tom Menino, both of Boston, and both often unintelligable. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
• Comment: Next month. --THINKER 17:35, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Shit, I think I feel an UnNews binge coming on -RAHB 06:22, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
• For. Stay away from the Pee Review, though, kid. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:36, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

June

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 depressed writers

• Nom & For I don't know sign language, so I can't repeat this vote. Sorry. --Hrodulf 17:44, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:49, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 19:12, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For –—Hv (talk) 30/06 19:35
• Dig how could you not vote for ZB? He's everyone's favorite asshole! --THINKER 20:51, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

May

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Some great contributions over the last few months. Definately a writer to watch out for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Comment Um, has Weebils done any UnNews Audio work? --Kenvalyi 02:46, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Composure1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

• nom and for For ground breaking, subversive, and flat-out ahead of the times UnNews-wise, I say this dude needs the award for doing the original, or "Gang Of", Four UnNewsVideo videos ... All hail composure1 and his singing bear! -- Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers
• For work like his is why I only listen to English language recordings. --Kenvalyi 02:55, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I almost forgot to vote for myself. Ah... narcissism. --Composure1 20:26, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
• I'd like to ECHO that opinion. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 00:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
• Dig though he should really know how to update the news template by now. ;) --THINKER 22:44, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Ye Olde Luke 10:13, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:54, 30 May 2007

April

Contestant (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom+For. I only heard of him because he ran over my cat, which itself is only memorable because it was an indoor cat. What was I talking about? Oh, talking...he makes silly voices, serious voices and miscellaneous voices for those UnNews stories you kids are always talking about. I'd list them here, but that damn fool has gone all organized and listed them on his userpage. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• Sheepish for? Damn you! Now I feel obligated to do these more often. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 01:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
• For great work that he should do more... what are you saving your voice for??? Read aloud for us monkey! --Kenvalyi 12:48, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --Ilona06 02:27, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 15:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
• For the winning Contestant. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 09:06, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

March

Kenvalyi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9 dulcet tones of a National Public Radio correspondent

• N+F If there's anyone here, except for Zim, that I'd like for him to whisper in my ear just before I go to bed, it'll be Kenvalyi. ~ 22:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's a funny guy, up there with NeoZidane and Zim --Uncle J 19:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. - He's damn good. -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:57, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
• yeee - jack mort | cunt | talk - 22:10, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Please continue telling good lies stories my friend -- RAHB 23:32, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
• FOR This guy is a natural. He's been approaching my previous average rate of audios per day, has an excellent voice and ennunciation, and is probably bat fuck insane... now, bat fuck insane, I can get behind. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:23, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• Comment Thanks Chief! Hey, does this mean you'll give me a set of keys for the UnNews News Van? Sweet! --Kenvalyi 17:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

• F☭R, 20:36, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - He's a funny guy, up there with Powershot and Metropolis --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:14, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
• for He's a funny liar Ninja star 17:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

February

Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom + Foreskinless. This is a tough race this month, because I was coerced driven by some demonic force to nom this dude, but the other dude (to wit, Mordillo) does such great work as well... in the end, I had to go with the barely greater evil... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:44, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I'm a little teapot short and stout... This is my handle and this is my sn... snout? Is that what they call it? -- 13:05, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 16:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom + For. With his UnAudios, like the ones for UnNews:Coarse conduct confounds construction, UnNews:Vatican decries "Miracle Bra", UnNews:UnNews Reporter consigned to Special Hell & UnNews:Hitler Invades Uncyclopedia IRC, Mordillo humbles me with the amount of work he puts into something that's supposed to be simple, like talking. I did one UnAudio once, and was happy that I managed not to stumble, snort or stutter; he dances and sings and acts. A triple threat. A triple threat. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

• Comment I can sing, I can dance, but I most definitely can't jump. ~ 17:37, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• Mordillo for me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 01:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Aye, comrade, your work brings glory to the motherland. --Jobot37 03:20, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Count me as a fan. Great work! --Kenvalyi 16:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 04:00, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• Oi Vey Shalom. -- The Zombiebaron 04:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

January

Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and For Great audio, great name. What's not to like? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:53, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Todd Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4.5

• Nom4. The most recent batch were all excellent. Hear:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 .--207.44.156.107 15:34, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Actually, skip #1, unless you happen to be PantsMacKenzie. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:22, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

• PHORE I am a fan of DJ Lionz and his work --Jobot37 10:15, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - Hasn't Todd already won this? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Comment - Yeah, but then so did Zim. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:00, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

• For, There is no limit to how many times someone can win an award. 20:52, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, because (a) I did work hard on my recent UnNews output, (b) Zim says I rock, and (c) I'm getting hosed on the UotY and WotY awards, and need something to console my grief.  :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 01:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
• For - Another tough choice for me, but I did get caught telling Tod he rocks, so I guess I'd better follow through. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:34, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

2006

December

Braydie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom & For Did a whole lot of UnNews in a real short time and they are actually good. 03:32, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
• Against Don't know where the comment has went but yes I really think he should be getting a foolitzer prize, not an EG, besides, a foolitzer gets you a higher rank anyway. So erm I know there are some audios but they were just read out, I mean there still is a big part of the month to go so you know, can you pull this nom out or something?

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk (ill work on this ridiculous sig when school is out)

• Comment Famine will really like that sig... Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I agree, all I do is read them out, nothing special. As FF said, the reason is a Foolitzer reason. --—Braydie 15:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

• For. POIUYTREWQ!!! --goshzillacorrespondence 16:44, 10 December 2006 (UTC) (Vote changed. goshzillacorrespondence 04:25, 17 December 2006 (UTC))
• For Loved the audio for UnNews:Orange you glad I didn't say banana. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
• For He is fantastically shiny and has two left feet. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:38, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
• For he's a jolly good fellow.--<<>> 02:28, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. ^Nice Brad, nice.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:25, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:02, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

November

flyingfeline (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13 Cat for Cun

• Nomination & For 22:23, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
• Meow ZING!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 23:53, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
• Bout Time. Except for the obvious posh accent, what I really like is the nice little punchlines she always adds in the end....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:40, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
• Pour. No, not 'poor' you noob, its french for For, so be quiet, and vote for ff too, she rules... lawl NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

______соединяйтесь!

• For She actually could be an actual radio broadcaster on the actual radio. I'm gonna make a mixtape out of her unnews audio and send it to BBC2 - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:39, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. I am sure her competitors deserve that award (nearly) as much as she does, but flyingfeline just rules. --Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:12, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
• For - Just great with the accents. --—Braydie 23:23, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
• For I'm basing this vote purly on the fact that FF was the last user to upload an UnNewsAudio. Good job :) --Sir Zombiebaron 03:21, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
• Flying For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For the win! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:45, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• Yes indeed. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:49, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, cause everyone else voted for her. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:53, 29 November 2006 (UTC) Yes, but they voted once, unlike you.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:46, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, per Zombiebaron.--<<>> 01:11, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For because, come on, it's flyingfeline... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:24, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

October

Ununbilium (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10

• Nomination & For 10:55, 1 October 2006 (UTC)
• For! Ah the wonders of a democracy, still prefer communism though... NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

______соединяйтесь!

• For Actually, I've never heard his audios, but after the whole sand nippers incident (you know what I'm talking about), i've been trying to be nice to all Middle-Easterners. I'm not racist!! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Aaaaaaaagh, I'm so jealous. *has temper tantrum* :) --Flyingfeline 21:26, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For his beautiful treatment of a few things I've worked on. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 22:02, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• I was planning to nom FF (being both a girl AND having a beautiful english accent) but after hearing the Korean piece, my eyes still water. At the moment I'm listening to the tour in Baghdad and I have no doubt left. ALLAH U AKBAR! and FOR.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 22:30, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
• For because the BBC and all things UK News wise are cooler than US.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 17:11, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

for excellence in spreading misinformation by way of seductive, above average quality (well, this is UnNews, so breathing is above average, so no great compliment), and hilarious audio work. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

• For Absolutely top notch... we're really raising the bar here folks, I can taste that World Domination already --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:18, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
• FOR - think FF has done a lot this month, but no one nommed her, so Zizou gets my vote unhindered. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:19, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

September

Severian (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nom and For because we're running out of time. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Sure why not? This is bad ass;-) as a matter of fact.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 21:40, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• JA -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:43, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I could have sworn that it was all true. Good show! 12:42, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Hinoa4 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

Just for a bit of competition this month, I'm breaking the rules and nomming myself. Hey, I did some of these, too! Please don't kill me, though. Nom, but not for. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

• For Meh, sure. --The Zombiebaron 23:17, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nom and For doing all the hard work to get our podcast working properly and listed with Apples directory. Now that's spreading misinformation. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
• For the underdog. -- Hindleyite 15:50, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 04:22, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

August

Zim_ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13

• Nomination and For. He has really kept it updated nicely with quality recordings, and should be recognized for his not slacking offiness even as others appear to. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:24, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
• Conditional For As long as no one else is nominate I will vote for him. He deserves it, and I don't want to go off and find someone else who deserves it too. --The Zombiebaron 13:07, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For and Comment. You couldnt anyway. He's the only one that does it. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:21, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
• For Hell, I think the man might be Emmanuel Goldstein himself! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good form & Good show. --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 03:35, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For...Zim really is Tom Brokaw in real life...what a slacker --HP talk 18:14, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
• For because he adds some of the best accents out there. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:20, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
• For He might be the only one to have actually read all of my articles. --Composure1 02:27, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. But, Uncyclopedia awarding someone for not being lazy?!? *Head Explodes*

he he he ... forgot to sign my vote ... --Donut Buy One!|F@H|MUN|NS|Please Help Me|. 00:55, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

• For Is there anyone else that could even run? He recorded my articles in record time, too! My Hero. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 17:21, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• Auto-For Whenever he is nominated, now or in the future, unless I state otherwise. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:24, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For - not only is this deserved, but also good to see people winning awards more than once, for a change. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:46, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against. HEY, LOOK EVERYONE, I'M BEING DIFFERENT! (is shot) Seriously, though, you've already won once. The only reason I'm not nominating anyone else is because the competion either sounds vaguely like Homestar Runner, only did one way back in the day, or is stuck on dialup (and is me, besides—I can't self-nom). Don't take it personally; I still think you're a heckuva reporter.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  17:45, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. The henchman is good. Too good... --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 11:11, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For again. -- Hindleyite 11:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

July

Rangeley (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nomination and For. We're running out of candidates for this, aren't we? Anyway, he's read a few articles, and he's done them better than I have. Therefore, up you go on the cutting board! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 06:42, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Just evening up this tight race... -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] ~RAP~ [GET IT FEATURED!] 05:27, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• Definately For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, because every vote counts.--<<>> 14:00, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• for because every count votes. signed, Count Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:31, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

June

Zim_ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10

• Nom and For - well, there's not really anyone else to vote for at the very least and he's been writing and turning out newscasts like a crazy foo' on crack, so I think he's highly suitable! --Olipro Anchor (Harass) 16:40, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes....punches fist in the air. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:44, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes....punches outstreched hand into the air. --ZB 22:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yes (punches the horns into the air) Though, I would like to see a bit of consistency on how he opens and closes the newscast. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. This award has been highly competitive up to this point, and I see no reason to change that glorious history now...--<<>> 01:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, rivoting, should've had Katie Curic's job --HP talk 04:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yay! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 15:54, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• Fore! Igor, grab me my voting staff. I deem you worthy! Pshazap! ___ Sliferjam 16:17, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Almost every UnNews article I've ever seen has been recorded, or is being record, by Zim. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:24, 15 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Does a lot of recording, and is really good at it too! -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 23:24, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

May

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

• Nom and For - Mr. O. O'Reilly is quite the newscaster. He's read ungodly amounts of the UnNews articles, and set up the Podcast of Ultimate Pain and Suffering Radio Free Pub-lunch. That, and if we don't get the ball rolling soon, there won't be a winner for May. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:41, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. Holy crap, you're right!--<<>> 04:18, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For all the latest news -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:25, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For. If not only for this.--Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 11:45, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• For, definately putting out great recordings. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 15:31, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• Vote --ZB 16:23, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. I only found out about this yesterday; I almost feel loved :P, cheers guys! --Olipro Anchor (Harass) 11:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
• For how long has he been deserving this? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 08:04, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
• For, zhang! --HP talk 00:35, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

April

Bradaphraser (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

• Nomination Many good recordings. Done in a good dead pan delivery. --The Zombiebaron 22:32, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
• For - seeing as his AAAAAAA AAA AAAAA! audio file nearly made me do a little wee, how could I say no --Olipro (Harass) 23:40, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Consistently good work. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:01, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. BTW: I love you guys.--<<>> 02:05, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Judging by the lack of opponents, and high For-votage, I would say its safe to say we love you too Brad. --The Zombiebaron 21:57, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
• For Pure Genious--Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations} 02:46, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
• For. Brad has THE newscaster voice... and what it lacks is made up for in smoothness and cohersion.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:50, 3 April 2006 (PDT)
• For, obviously. It couldn't really be anyone else (and not just because nobody else has been nominated). • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:01, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• FOR IN BOLD CAPS. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 12:43, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
• FOR no real reason!--Alia kenobi 01:18, 22 April 2006 (UTC)
• Against Just to be an asshole. --Spin 00:24, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
• For He's definitely awesome; great reading style. --Composure1 03:44, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

March

Todd_Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

• It HAS to be the ToddMeister......Nominate and For -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Enthusiastic for. I mean, comon, people. He came up with the idea AND was the best announcer. Heck, you should name the award after HIM.--<<>> 03:18, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Don't go mad Brad.... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

ComMentAre yoU IMplyiNg I'm Not theRe alreaDY?--<<>> 23:40, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

• For.--Winston 16:57, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:01, 28 March 2006 (UTC)
• For Good old Todd...--The Zombiebaron 23:05, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
• For ---Rev. Isra (talk) 03:25, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• For - David Gerard 13:31, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Todd for the win! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:08, 8 April 2006 (UTC)