User talk:El legend

Welcome!

Hello, El legend, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Thanks

As promised, you are presented with one (1) puppy for your Pee Review of HowTo:Be a Douchebag. CAUTION: Puppy may contain traces of peanuts. For external use only. Avoid using puppy near open flames. Always use goggles and protective gloves when handling puppy directly. If puppy begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:00, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Cheers

Thanks for the pee review of Cromer. I'd give you one of those there fancy userboxes except I'm far too busy to make any. I know it's nothing special, but just wanted to see if I was starting off on the right track. Feedback much appreciated - I may even act on it one of these days! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:22, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:38, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

THANK YOU FOR THE PUPPY!

Hey I'm glad you didn't think I was being mean by not giving you all 10s :D Ah, do a favor for me, go to Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Totally_Spies and review that for me? Thank you! --Cajek 18:26, 3 September 2007 (UTC) AWESOMENESS!!!!

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH

--Sir Manforman 21:05, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, probably, if you can be arsed to read!

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. That is all! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:54, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY! Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:25, Oct 1

Award from UN:REQ

This user created User:El legend/Omar Simpson, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 19:12, 30 July 2009 (UTC)