User talk:NeoZidane
you talking to me? huh? well I'm the only guy on this page so you must be talking to me |
Warning[edit source]
I will destroy you.--
23:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
- Nevermind, i was merely referring to the sheer ugliness of your sig.--
05:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
Testing[edit source]
Hmm, yes, good. NeoZidane 20:36, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Here, read these![edit source]
You asked for it, I'm giving it to you. Would you do us the honour of reading UnNews:Brit Chef serves up Crap and/or UnNews:Pigeon violence increases in London for UnNews Audio? Do it NOW! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:25, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Happy Hosingsday![edit source]
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YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!!
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| Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!. |
Happy Valentine's Day[edit source]
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As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them.
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--Señor DiZtheGreat 
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:23, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Image:Welcom.jpg[edit source]
I couldn't help but notice that my submission for mascot (Image:Itsonlyharry.jpg) isn't on there. Fix it, or I'm getting a lawyer. See ya guy! --EMC [TALK] 03:36, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
Your sig[edit source]
NeoZidane. I have changed your sig to reflect the sig rules of Uncyclopedia, and until you can create something with images that are 12 pixels (or below) in tallness, it will not be unprotected. Cheers, -- The Zombiebaron 22:54, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for your vote[edit source]
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Cheers!! Hi. Dave here. I just wanted to take the time out from my busy schedule to thank you for voting for UnCameron in the VFH elections and reward you with this rather fetching rosette. We had an encouraging voter turnout of 25. Go electorate! Now the hard work begins. I promise to put my beliefs into practice and make this website a bluer place (and greener. Mustn't forget the environment. We have a tree now). Once again, thanks. – Dave
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-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
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17:31, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
K00KIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111[edit source]
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
I'm giving out cookies. Lucky you got 5. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 
23:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Heh[edit source]
Some guy uploaded this of Zidane & Castro. 01:26, 01 July 2007 
Streets of SimCity[edit source]
I don't think it's a spoof of that True Crime game. Streets of SimCity is from about the same time as SimCity 2000, so i think it came out b4 TC. It's mostly vehicular combat stuff, kinda like GTA, except without the walking outside of the car. It was fun for a while, but I ran out of new stuff to do on it. The levels in gameplay are derived from SimCity2000 city files, so you can drive around in your files from SC2k. here's the wikipedia lowdown on it. best description I could find. [1]
Bloody Pagans[edit source]
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Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
I saw that![edit source]
Are you back? Should we start the celebrations?! ~
20:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Wow[edit source]
I thought you had died :p -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:01, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Happy Hanukkah[edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING