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The Conclave of Doom: Benedict XVI - Fred Phelps - Ed Gein - Enron - Evil Jesus - The United States of Arabia - Iran - |
Space Committee: Darth Vader - Gul Dukat - L. Ron Hubbard - Emperor Palpatine - Killer Robot Janitor |
Music/Theatre Committee: Abu Hamza - Hannah Montana - Ke$ha - The Jonas Brothers - Disney - BBC - Viacom | Politics Committee: Adolf Hitler - Bill O'Reilly - Chairman Mao - Hillary Clinton - Dick Cheney - Glenn Beck - Kim Jong-Ill - "Ileana" Ross Lehtinen - Osama bin Laden - Robert Mugabe - Richard Nixon - Vladimir Putin - Donald Putinobitch Dump |
Sports Committee: Michael Vick - Mike Tyson - O. J. Simpson - Tom Brady | See also: Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition - Baby Seals |
Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
Original Satan: The one who fell first. | The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan |
Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa. | Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness |
Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness. | The scariest Satan: Antichrist |
Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco | The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ |
Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan | Satan of gaming: Sega |
Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street | Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi |
Satin: Is his name a typo? | Satan's younger brother: Stan |
Dick Cheney: Republican Satan. | Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil |
GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of portal | Satan of video gaming: EA |