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Good evening crew of the RMS Titanic. My name is Scuttlebutt, Sidney Scuttlebutt. I am the head of the exterior furniture section on this ship. My job is to provide deckchairs for the comfort of all First Class and Second Class passengers. Third Class passengers are not entitled to deckchairs so you will not need to show them how they work.
This may be the Titanic's maiden voyage but I am already a professional at the art of deckchair maintenance as I have worked on the Titanic's sister ship RMS Olympic. I believe a carefully prepared deckchair with the option of a blanket and cushion is essential if travellers want to take in the cold April air of 1912. So I will now demonstrate what we do.
What was that? You want to know more about the lifeboats? We can talk about that tomorrow. Those boats are to rescue people at sea, not the people here as this ship is unsinkable, made of steel that is light enough to float. There is no need to be worried. For those who really want to learn more about lifeboats, I understand Captain Smith will be holding a class tomorrow. (Full article...)
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- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
- ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
- ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
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- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
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- ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
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- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... pole dancing was introduced to Egyptian culture by Cleopatra?
- ... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it?
- ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
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