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- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
- ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
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