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Did you know...
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- ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... that Billie Jean was not Michael Jackson's lover but Macaluey Culkin was?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
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On this day...
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February 22: International Day of Spam
- 1996 - Need money quick? Need money now? Get a Payday Loan today! It's not like you have a choice you poor piece of shit haha.
- 1998 - Got bills you need to pay? Some student loans looming overhead? Donate some plasma to literal blood-sucking capitalists.
- 1999 - There are hot singles in your area! I don't think you can do anything with that information, I just wanted to tell you.
- 2001 - Retro fans! Buy a complete box set of every movie and television series released during the 1980s, only $25,999.99! comes in fourteen trucks.
- 2005 - Buy the last 49,367 Blu-ray discs of Peter Jackson's opus King Kong, I don't know use it as tinsel it's starting to leak chemicals.
- 2011 - Look like your best self, buy our signature collection of foundation and concealer, made from the ground up bones of the long extinct sea cow.
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