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Chimp.jpg
  • ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
Cat 6774.jpg
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that there is one imposter among us?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
Chimp.jpg
  • ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
Cat 6774.jpg
  • ... that Iran is all set to invade itself?
  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
  • ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
  • ... that there is one imposter among us?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
  • ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
Chimp.jpg
  • ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)

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