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... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
... that women get periods, but men get commas?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
... that this sentence is incomple

... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)

... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?

... that 45% of Japan's electrical and nuclear power is produced by manual labor? (Pictured)

... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
... that women get periods, but men get commas?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
... that this sentence is incomple

... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)

... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
... that Phonics (pronounced Pa-hon-iks.) is one of the deadliest and most addictive drugs on the streets? It is said to get children "hooked" in four weeks or your money back.
... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
... that dihydrogen monoxide can kill you, specially if you breathe it?
... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?

... that 45% of Japan's electrical and nuclear power is produced by manual labor? (Pictured)

... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
... that women get periods, but men get commas?
... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
... that this sentence is incomple

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