Babel:ARCL

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Welcome to Uncyclopedia,

the content-free article that anyone can edit
35,573 subpages in English

“I've never seen such urination-arity!”
~ Oscar Wilde on this page

“This is the Main Page”

~ Captain Obvious on this page

Beginner's Guide · The Big Five · Style · Questions · Help · Donations

Categories · Featured content · A–Z index

As it happens, a Main Page is a page of primarity, popularity and urination-arity

Today's featured paragraph

You know you're WTF when...



kumquat


Uncyc | Images | Forum | Users | UnMail

Advanced search







Over 357,555 total flamewars purged.

Advertising









kumquat


Uncyc | Images | Forum | Users | UnMail

Advanced search







Over 357,555 total flamewars purged.

Advertising









kumquat


Uncyc | Images | Forum | Users | UnMail

Advanced search







Over 357,555 total flamewars purged.

Advertising









kumquat


Uncyc | Images | Forum | Users | UnMail

Advanced search







Over 357,555 total flamewars purged.

Advertising









kumquat


Uncyc | Images | Forum | Users | UnMail

Advanced search







Over 357,555 total flamewars purged.

Advertising







Did you know...

*... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?

In the news

James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead
"Marty, I've seen your films, and they're all shit."

On this day...

Dutch duck.jpg

November 13: Quack Like a Duck Day

  • 7573 BC - Hermes and Aphrodite have a lovely bouncing boy, Hermaphroditus.
  • 832 - Saint Anselm is permabanned from the Vatican for setting fire to the Pope.
  • 1972 - Mediocre Britain votes on whether to join the European Community, turnout low, result 6-4.
  • 1978 - While starring in an open air production of Shakespeare's Henry V, Sir John Gielgud is carried off by a hunting kingfisher. He is found unharmed some hours later, having tricked the bird into incubating his egg-like head.
  • 1990 - The first webcomic is launched, entitled Two Sarcastic Badgers and Some Clipart.

Featured picture

Dali's 'Stache
You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

Image credit: Imrealized
View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images

Recent Articles


More recent articles | Most wanted pages | Requested rewrites | Add to stubs | Lonely pages | Pee Review | Try writing about... | Stuck articles needing a push

Writer and Noob of the Month

Writer of the month.png

Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


BePrepared.png

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


Noobaward.png

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners


Uncyclopedia's sista projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

Uncyclopedia Languages

This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 35,573 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including ARCL!:
United Kingdom
Uncyclopedia
English
United Kingdom
35,573
Desciclopédia
Português
Brazil
50785
アンサイクロペディア
日本語
Japan
19194
Nonsensopedia
Polski
Poland
Wikia 17766
Nonciclopedia
Italiano
Italy
Wikia 14423
Italy
France
Désencyclopédie
Français
France
Wikia 8936
Inciclopedia
Español
Spain
Wikia 12400
偽基百科
正體中文
Taiwan
6417
Uncyclopedia.de
Deutsch
Germany
Wikia 6330
Hikipedia
Suomi
Finland
7300
Finland
Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016.

Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.


This article was featured on the front page. Click here to see the featured version.

Featured.png

Potatohead aqua.png Featured Article Featured version: {{{date}}}
This article has been featured on the front page. — Where's the front page? This is the front page? That doesn't make sense.
You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH.