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- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
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- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
 - ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
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- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?
- ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
- ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?
- ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
- ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd?
- ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
- ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that... uh, shit, I forgot what I was gonna say.
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March 21: Vernal Equinox... Probably
- 5 AD - The first recorded instance of the question "What Would Jesus Do?" occurs when his mother asks what he wants for breakfast.
- 1890 - Oscar Wilde pens his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray in the vicinity of one of his favorite sources of inspiration, a kitchen sink.
- 1919 - The Treaty of Versailles is dictated to several secretaries, ending World War I. One of them is a German spy and covertly adds a clause mandating a sequel.
- 1931 - The electric guitar is introduced, resulting in the genre of Rock 'n Roll being born and enjoying its peak during the Great Depression.
- 1943 - In the last recorded mounted cavalry charge, soldiers on horseback from Austria-Hungary charge a battalion of Russian tanks and succeed in destroying 80% of them using only their broadswords and ceremonial poofy hats.
- 1993 - The first video is uploaded on the internet: a skin flute performance.
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