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|name=Tom Wants You! |size=200px |caption=Why wouldn't you join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom? |credit=LinkTGF |nom= |fornumber=25 |for=

  1. self nom and for --LinkTGF 23:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Weak for if only because I enjoy mocking him. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:48, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Strongly For!!!!!. That fool Tom Cruise couldn't be mocked enough!--Frinko 00:31, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. For. God, I hate Tom Cruise... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. For... is he pointing at God?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • thank god someone got that, I thought no one would notice lol --LinkTGF 00:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. For I got it Link, and I like it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:06, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  7. OT IV Tom=Batshit Insane --Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Euroipods! Norwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 03:22, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  8. Against - Change Tom Cruise to Uncle Sam, switch the pointing finger to his other hand and have it pointing at us, substitute Communism for Scientology and add five more exclaimation points and I may change my vote. But probably not. --Imrealized 04:45, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • err... no... maybe since you voted against the image you just described you should change your vote to neutral ;) --LinkTGF 05:05, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Wow... I did, didn't I? Shit, I thought I was someone else for a second. In light of this development, mark me down as FOR (it really is well done Link, especially the inclusion of Scientology's own Rosy Cross) --Imrealized 05:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG7+::: 08:07, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. I want THIS PICTURE for featuring. Spang talk 09:19, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. --Conniption 09:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  12. For. Good work. --Hindleyite 18:02, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  13. For. Funny.--Rataube 20:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:53, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  15. for but the 'for scientology' font kinda bugs me. it dosn't seem to fit... --neko 16:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
    • I used IMPACT font for all the text in that image :) --LinkTGF 16:57, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  16. Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer! Get rid of those blasted Thetans the humane way! Swordmaster 16:50, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  17. forThat boy needs help--Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:17, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  18. Kaizer the Bjorn
  19. Marco Raimey
  20. toratoritore
  21. LightDisciple
  22. Martinultima
  23. ForestAngel
  24. Feureau
  25. Nice enough. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:16, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=13 |against=

  1. Against. --~ sin($) tan() 23:53, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. Why? Because I'm awkward. And besides, the picture of Tom is too small on the poster. And it looks too unrealistic. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 11:20, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. No celebrity jokes, please. Not for the front page, at least. - Sikon 12:01, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against I don't know, it's a good image but Scientology is a twice-dead horse at the moment. —rc (t) 22:27, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. LeoFed
  6. 02barryc
  7. George VI
  8. Ianweller
  9. anon32
  10. DaMenace
  11. Dawg
  12. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
  13. Standard issue. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:05, 13 May 2011

|comments=Featuredrc (t) 04:24, 21 April 2006 (UTC) |Uncyclopedia:VFP/I want scientology finished.png=Uncyclopedia:VFP/I want scientology finished.png|VFP/I want scientology finished.png=VFP/I want scientology finished.png|=|=|%ARGS%=§image=I want scientology finished.png §name=Tom Wants You! §size=200px §caption=Why wouldn't you Scientology§join? Tom Cruise is a member! Don't you trust Tom? §credit=LinkTGF §nom= §fornumber=25 §for=

  1. self nom and for --User:LinkTGF§LinkTGF 23:35, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Weak for if only because I enjoy mocking him. {User:Hinoa4/sig} 23:48, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Strongly For!!!!!. That fool Tom Cruise couldn't be mocked enough!--User:Frinko§Frinko 00:31, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. For. God, I hate Tom Cruise... {User:Tompkins/sig} 00:33, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. For... is he pointing at God?--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 00:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • thank god someone got that, I thought no one would notice lol --User:LinkTGF§LinkTGF 00:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  6. For I got it Link, and I like it. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 01:06, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  7. OT IV Tom=Batshit Insane --User:Roger The Bum§Roger The User:Roger The Bum§BUM Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29§MUN Template:MacUser§⌥⌘⎋ Uncyclopedia:Folding@home§F@H User_talk:Roger The Bum§Complaints H4x0R M3! Euroipods! Norwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 03:22, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  8. Against - Change Tom Cruise to Uncle Sam, switch the pointing finger to his other hand and have it pointing at us, substitute Communism for Scientology and add five more exclaimation points and I may change my vote. But probably not. --User:Imrealized§Imrealized 04:45, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
    • err... no... maybe since you voted against the image you just described you should change your vote to neutral ;) --User:LinkTGF§LinkTGF 05:05, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
      • Wow... I did, didn't I? Shit, I thought I was someone else for a second. In light of this development, mark me down as FOR (it really is well done Link, especially the inclusion of Scientology's own Rosy Cross) --User:Imrealized§Imrealized 05:56, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --Da, User:Whywhywhy§Y?''YY?'''''YYY?''':-:[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29§CUN]][[Secret Thrice Society§3]] [[Uncyclopedia:Noob_of_the_Month§NotM]] BLK {!}_LG7+::: 08:07, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  10. For. I want THIS PICTURE for featuring. {User:Spang/Sig} 09:19, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. --User:Conniption§Conniption 09:43, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  12. For. Good work. --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite 18:02, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  13. For. Funny.--User:Rataube§Rataube 20:46, 19 April 2006 (UTC)
  14. For {User:Prettiestpretty/sig} 01:53, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  15. for but the 'for scientology' font kinda bugs me. it dosn't seem to fit... --[[User:Neko§neko]] 16:44, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  16. Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer! Get rid of those blasted Thetans the humane way! User:Swordmaster§Swordmaster 16:50, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  17. forThat boy needs help--User:Nappy_The_Quarryman§Lieutenant Nappy_The_Quarryman Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29§MUN Template:undisputed§UND Awards/Better§BET Template:random elvis§ELV Template:Vanitypage§VAN Awards/Spellin Aword§SPEL Template:Sexy§SEXY Template:Werehamster§WH Template:Ninjastar§NS Awards/Grue§GR Template:HMRFRA§HMRFRA Template:Cookie§CM 23:17, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  18. {u§Kaizer the Bjorn}
  19. {u§Marco Raimey}
  20. {u§toratoritore}
  21. {u§LightDisciple}
  22. {u§Martinultima}
  23. {u§ForestAngel}
  24. {u§Feureau}
  25. Nice enough. {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}00:16, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=13 §against=

  1. Against. --{User:MoneySign/sig} 23:53, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. Why? Because I'm awkward. And besides, the picture of Tom is too small on the poster. And it looks too unrealistic. {:User:Ghelae/sig} 11:20, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. No celebrity jokes, please. Not for the front page, at least. - {User:Guest/sig} 12:01, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against I don't know, it's a good image but Scientology is a twice-dead horse at the moment. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 22:27, 20 April 2006 (UTC)
  5. {u§LeoFed}
  6. {u§02barryc}
  7. {u§George VI}
  8. {u§Ianweller}
  9. {u§anon32}
  10. {u§DaMenace}
  11. {u§Dawg}
  12. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  13. Standard issue. {User:Lyrithya/sig} 06:05, 13 May 2011

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 04:24, 21 April 2006 (UTC) }}

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