User:Dudeguy
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Cheeseboi is happy with you award This person has been a good boy, and therefore deserves approval from an admin. However, this is close enough.--Cheeseboi |
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Original Ninjastar I rock –dudeguy
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You have angered [[:User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]
Therefore, {{{1}}} decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, an inner-city freeway during rush hour.
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Somebody has bought you a beer! Remember though, you're getting the next round. |
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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
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Unstoppable Award This user never stops. Ever. Not even to get laid. |
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You can't help something that's not real, so don't even try. |
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This user is the Grueslayer death page specialist. |
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| *Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese | ||||
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| *Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta" | ||||
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This article is currently being recorded as an audio file by {{{1}}} |
| Hands off, this one is mine! |
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Here's Some Milk to go with that Cookie! [[User:{{{1}}}|Somebody else]] apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors. |
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A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake! The icing is extra-frosty! |
Congratulations!
You have now been admitted to the PITs. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye. |
This page is censored because an authoritarian regime claims that it is for your own good
However, you can still view this page's censored content by highlighting or hovering the mouse over text. You can also press control A or command A on a mac to view all of its content whether the content is censored or not.
The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.
They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)
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Please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.
How else are they going to find it?
George "Whiney" Washington could not say anything bad about this article
Anyone that worked in this article should get a pat on the back for 'tis perfect in every sense of the word. It is recommended that no further changes are made or he may revolt for no reason at all.
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