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		The 12 Fundamental Cheesess
		American	Blue	Brie
		Cheddar	Cheesus	Cream
		Fromunda	Gouda	Holy*
		Moldy	Swiss	Velveeta
		*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
		The 3 Noble Cheeses
		Gourmet	Whiz	Zombie*
		*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

Actions of Life and Death

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Kill • Go to Jail • Escape • Be bored • Procrastinate • Die • Go to the cemetery • End

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The icing is extra-frosty!

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Congratulations! You have now been admitted to the PITs. Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.

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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

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How else are they going to find it?

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George "Whiney" Washington could not say anything bad about this article

Anyone that worked in this article should get a pat on the back for 'tis perfect in every sense of the word. It is recommended that no further changes are made or he may revolt for no reason at all.

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