User:Dudeguy

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You have angered [[:User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]]

Therefore, {{{1}}} decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, an inner-city freeway during rush hour.


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Unstoppable Award
This user never stops. Ever.
Not even to get laid.
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Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.



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This page is a figment of your imagination. You can't help  something that's not real, but go ahead and try.


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The 12 Fundamental Cheesess
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"






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GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of [[{{{1}}}]] impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
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Now go play in traffic.
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A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!


Congratulations!
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You have now been admitted to the PITs.

Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training.

Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.
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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)



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Please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.

How else are they going to find it?


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George "Whiney" Washington could not say anything bad about this article

Anyone that worked in this article should get a pat on the back for 'tis perfect in every sense of the word. It is recommended that no further changes are made or he may revolt for no reason at all.