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Traffic.jpg You have angered [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]], and therefore he/she decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, a inner-city freeway during rush hour.

Beerpint.jpg Somebody has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.

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  The 12 Fundamental Cheeses              
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

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[[User:{{{1}}}|Somebody else]] apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.

Cake slice.jpg A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!

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You have now been admitted to the PITs.

Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training.

Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.
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People Named Bacon
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All Things Bacon
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