User:Dudeguy

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Unstoppable Award This user never stops. Ever. Not even to get laid.

This user is the Grueslayer death page specialist.

		The 12 Fundamental Cheesess
		American	Blue	Brie
		Cheddar	Cheesus	Cream
		Fromunda	Gouda	Holy*
		Moldy	Swiss	Velveeta
		*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
		The 3 Noble Cheeses
		Gourmet	Whiz	Zombie*
		*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

Actions of Life and Death

Begin • Be born • Live • Travel • Sleep • Dream • Awake • Work • Play • Have Fun • Love
Kill • Go to Jail • Escape • Be bored • Procrastinate • Die • Go to the cemetery • End

Countries of Africa

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Congratulations! You have now been admitted to the PITs. Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.

Meet Your Meat

Pigs	Last Little Pig 🍖 Miss Piggy 🍖 Piggy Bank 🍖 Police officer (Australian) 🍖 Spider Pig 🍖 Wild boars
Bacon	Bacon fat 🍖 Bacon Shrub 🍖 Choco-Butter-Cheez-Bac'n Pops 🍖 Bacon's Rebellion 🍖 Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 🍖 BLT 🍖 Kevin Bacon
Burgers	Burger-flipping 🍖 Burger Index 🍖 Burger King 🍖 Clamburger 🍖 Turd burger 🍖 Whataburger
Sausage	Bologna 🍖 Borscht 🍖 Fish Wangers 🍖 Hot dog 🍖 Hotdog 🍖 Hot dogs 🍖 Ned's Sausage Company 🍖 Oscar Mayer 🍖 Salami 🍖 Sausage Butty Batter Nugget 🍖 Sausage Festival 🍖 Sausage Party 🍖 Sausage-to-Air Missile