User:Dudeguy

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Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

Beerpint.jpg Somebody has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.


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Unstoppable Award
This user never stops. Ever.
Not even to get laid.
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Pie Award


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The 12 Fundamental Cheesess
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
The 3 Noble Cheeses
*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"






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GOVERNMENT WARNING: According to the Surgeon General, the use of [[{{{1}}}]] impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
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[[User:{{{1}}}|Somebody else]] apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.


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A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!

The icing is extra-frosty!


Congratulations!
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You have now been admitted to the PITs.

Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training.

Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.