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Cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services. Cow tipping is quite common in the American South, and it is considered proper etiquette to tip at least fifteen percent of whatever the bill may be. In fact, dairy cows make a majority of their money from tips and receive only two pennies for each gallon of their milk that is sold.

Although appropriate in most situations, in some circumstances – say the cow is or was government-affiliated – cow tipping is illegal, i.e. bribery. (Full article...)

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