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Colin Rat Kaepernick is an American professional political activist, clown, police officer, and occasional football player. He played six seasons for the San Francisco 49ers in the National Football League (NFL). As a political activist, Kaepernick stopped standing during the national anthem (a song about the American flag and military) at the start of NFL games in protest of systemic disrespect for police officers in American culture. He also did this to draw more attention to himself in the wake of losing his starting job and being benched for Blaine Gabbert. Kaepernick played college football for the Reno Wolf Sack, where he was twice named the WAC Most Offensive Person of the Year. After leaving Reno, he was selected by the 49ers in the second round of the 2011 NFL Draft. Kaepernick began his professional football career as a backup quarterback to Alex Smith and became the 49ers' starter in the middle of the 2012 season after Smith did what he does best. Kaepernick then went on to promote himself as much as possible, milking his stardom for all it was worth. (Full article...) Recently featured: HowTo:Become the President of the United States Rachel Zegler Terraforming Tenet (film) Archive · Vote for featured articles · All you'll know about faggotry ...that true form of faggotry is often unknown but assumed in two forms?(pictured) ...That My little pony, pokemon and touhou shit out the most rule 34 in any franchise known in this world? ...that You can't be a superhero becauseof your intense faggotry? ...that CattheColorful's sisters tits are extremely massive? ...that i fondle with Catthecolorful's sister's massive tits? ...that faggotry is conspiring to take the internet over? that if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions? that Chuck norris raped your mom wearing Mario's tanooki suit, and due to this he started world war II along with hitler?

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