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Why hello Officer. It is always a pleasure to meet a high ranking official from the Federation.

Are you Elim Garak?

At your service. I was very curious why it is I have been asked to meet you. But let us first enjoy pleasantries. Do not let my sly grin and murderous stare alarm you – I am not a threat.

Inspector McGinley – Federation Chief Investigator. I'm here to ask you a few questions.

Oh it is a shame we must skip the polite greetings. Well Chief Federation Investigator, ask away, I have nothing to hide. I am merely plain, simple Garak, at your service.

In light of several crates of evidence, the Federation has the authority to question you. Regardless of how it may seem, all my questions are relevant to the case. First, what is your current profession?

I'm glad you asked. I am ... a tailor. (Full article...)

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All you'll know about faggotry

...that true form of faggotry is often unknown but assumed in two forms?(pictured)
...That My little pony, pokemon and touhou shit out the most rule 34 in any franchise known in this world?
...that You can't be a superhero becauseof your intense faggotry?
...that CattheColorful's sisters tits are extremely massive?
...that i fondle with Catthecolorful's sister's massive tits?
...that faggotry is conspiring to take the internet over?
that if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions?
that Chuck norris raped your mom wearing Mario's tanooki suit, and due to this he started world war II along with hitler?

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Faglord of the Month

Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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