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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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April 2: National Refrigerator Day (Paraguay)
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Gloating is power.
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Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norris'd.
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- ... that Godot isn't coming?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that a camel's boobies are on its back?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
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- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?
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