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The 10th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition is now open for submissions. 
Somebody touch me.
Hey kid! Come on over here. I wanna tell you a story.
No, don't you keep walking. Get over here. Your mommy's gonna be a while in there, I can tell. I saw what she had for lunch.
Don't worry, you can trust me. I got a nice honest face, don't I?
Oh, I just want to tell you about what I sacrificed for your freedom.
You see, son, I come from harder times. Back in the day, Uncle Sam could send you where ever he wanted whenever he wanted. And that's what he done to me. I went to go fight for my country without complaint. Lost both my legs over in 'Nam. Then they spit me right out on the streets right out of the hospital and I had no money. I didn't get no medals. I didn't get no "thank you." I didn't get SHIT. (Full article...)
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