User:Enzo Aquarius
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”
“as bad as Enzo's is....it DOES have Samantha Carter”
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Enzo Aquarius also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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For the nOOb in all of us · HELP! HELP! · Does this make me look too fat? · Customer Service · Car gone! CAR GONE! · Raking in the money! |
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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!) | |||||
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius | |||||
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Capital | Canada, United States | ||||
Previous capital | Atlantis | ||||
Largest city | Abydos | ||||
Official languages | Aquarian | ||||
Government | Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy | ||||
President | Enzo Aquarius | ||||
Vice President | Some Uncyclopedia Admin | ||||
National Hero(es) | Enzo Aquarius the First | ||||
Currency | The Aquarian | ||||
Religion | Chooseth Thee Religion | ||||
Population | It's over 9000!! | ||||
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Protected by the Fair Use Santa Clause, and an elite clan of Stargate fans.
Tax-deductibility of donations - Information About the Ferrari This Money is Going Towards
My Contribs, because you want them for your own
- HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship (Featured)
- Power Rangers (Featured)
- World War IV (Featured)
- Get Some Mortgage (Featured)
- Star Gate episodes and movies
- Captain Archer
- Occasional table
- Interstate/Interstate 4/Interstate 8/Interstate 10
- The UnRoadMap
- Gillette Good News! Trac II Atra Sensor Excel3 Turbo Power Fusion Power for Men and Women
- CANQU
- Long live the Burger Index!
- Miserable Son of a Bitch - Rewrite
- 2007 Wikipedia hurricane season
- Subtopical Storm Angela
- Hurricane El Hormiguero
- Big N' Tasty
- Pizza Hut
- Uncyclopedia! Answers
- 2008 Summer Olympics
- Wikipedia Transit Authority
- Insurance Policy Fetish
- Joe the Plumber
- Mahogany
- Good Buy
- The Leek Bun
- Amy Rose
DANGER!! Viewing or reading of this page could've converted you to the Sacred Order of the Aquarius. 103,029 users are currently converting, rejoicing, and redeeming themselves because they saw this page, and you should be too. The Goa'uld now rule you, now get into the field and give me some tomatoes. |
Guide to the World |
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North-West: Somewhere | North: Snow | North- East: How |
West: West Virginia | User:Enzo Aquarius | East: East Virginia |
South-West: When | South: More Snow | South-East: What? |
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==Question== Is Blaze the Cat a Hindi? If not, why the hell does she have a dot on her head?--Aspie5000 18:14, July 31, 2011 (UTC)