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your almighty messy user page editor extraordinaire!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”
“as bad as Enzo's is....it DOES have Samantha Carter”
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WARNING: Rouge the Bat This page contains Rouge the Bat, which has been declared Hazard Level 4 by the Obama Administration.
If caught reading this page, you are advised to search for more Rouge the Bat porn on Google.
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By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will sacrifice your tongue and destroy a/an shank immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing 80 Bow Skill points.
Today's Aquarius article
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See the article yourself!
The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.
The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)
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Did you know...
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- ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?
- ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?
- ...this is a very ugly user page?
- ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?
- ...that you can breathe oxygen?
- ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?
- ...eyerape is not good for your health?
- ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?
- ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?
- ...I have a Royal Flush?
- ...all your base are belong to you?
- ...you should eat and drink to live?
- ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?
- ...there's a Furry standing behind you?
- ...that you are still reading this?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
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In the news
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- Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'.
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On this day...
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Today is a good day to construct starships!
May 9: Unusual Bears Day (Arctic)
- 1628 - Edict passes in Switzerland requiring all lawyers to deliver evidence by yodeling. (Pictured)
- 1671 - Pope Clement X is captured by the Queen's Guard while on a visit to England, being mistaken for that guy who stole the crown jewels in a pope costume.
- 1861 - At the age of seven, Oscar Wilde begins his first job, working as a Witticist's Apprentice in a local Humor Emporium.
- 1919 - Radical suffragettes burn down factory that makes posters comparing suffragettes to smelly dish rags, constabulary cries, "A step too far, ladies!"
- 1934 - Anteaters formally name themselves the Aardvark, seeking the lucrative first spot in taxonomy classifications.
- 1945 - The Americans celebrate single handedly defeating all of Nazi Germany, no thanks rest of the world.
- 1991 - Small and Medium file a complaint with the U.N. against Large, who claims, "Size does matter".
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Ultimate Ruler of the Month
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Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!
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Aquarius's Mega projects - Let us burn the competition to ASHES!
Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other
projects.
This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 37,676 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Pig Latin!
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Protected by the Fair Use Santa Clause, and an elite clan of Stargate fans.
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"Wikipedia-approved parody of himself, featuring dry and tepid Aspie wit."
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Tax-deductibility of donations - Information About the Ferrari This Money is Going Towards
Or how about just my contribs? You got it!
My Contribs, because you want them for your own
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DANGER!! Viewing or reading of this page could've converted you to the Sacred Order of the Aquarius. 102,081 users are currently converting, rejoicing, and redeeming themselves because they saw this page, and you should be too. The Goa'uld now rule you, now get into the field and give me some tomatoes.
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WARNING
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This article documents an event that you have missed. You may have to time travel to experience it.
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It is a violation of local, provincial, federal, state, continental, international and/or galactic law to view this article. Thus, YOU MAY NOT VIEW THIS ARTICLE. Violators will be punished with instant decapitation and a $50 fine.
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YECCH! This user page is UGLY. It may not be as ugly as this template, but it still needs to be fixed. Please make this look like a proper wiki article by adding links, headers, paragraphs, or any other formatting needed (see here for instructions and look at these for examples). If this page is not fixed in 30 days...screw that, it's staying this way.
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==Question==
Is Blaze the Cat a Hindi? If not, why the hell does she have a dot on her head?--Aspie5000 18:14, July 31, 2011 (UTC)