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⚠ THE ALMIGHTY ENZO AQUARIUS !
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“as bad as Enzo's is....it DOES have Samantha Carter”

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Just like all Starfleet you talk and you talk but you have no guramba.
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WARNING: Rouge the Bat This page contains Rouge the Bat, which has been declared Hazard Level 4 by the Obama Administration. If caught reading this page, you are advised to search for more Rouge the Bat porn on Google.

By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will roll your ear and destroy a/an spoon immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing 52 Fire Resistance points.

Welcome to The Great Enzo Aquarius' User Page, the content-free user page that only Aquarius can edit. edits performed.

The Admirals Entertainment Porn Stash

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Things that make us go It was back in 1902... Tell me more!

Aquarii
Enzo Aquarius
Aquarius

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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius
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This user is Over 9000.
Capital	Canada, United States
Previous capital	Atlantis
Largest city	Abydos
Official languages	Aquarian
Government	Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President	Enzo Aquarius
Vice President	Some Uncyclopedia Admin
National Hero(es)	Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency	The Aquarian
Religion	Chooseth Thee Religion
Population	It's over 9000!!
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Today's Aquarius article See the article yourself! The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks. The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!) Did you know... ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies? ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room? ...this is a very ugly user page? ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well? ...that you can breathe oxygen? ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series? ...eyerape is not good for your health? ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section? ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual? ...I have a Royal Flush? ...all your base are belong to you? ...you should eat and drink to live? ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides? ...there's a Furry standing behind you? ...that you are still reading this? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die? ... that 100% of people who make good life choices die?	In the news Aquarius rules the world after winning a game of chess. Aquarius destroys the Moon with a photon torpedo. Overwhelmed by Federation ships, the king of the Borg surrenders to Aquarius. Gathering a force of Federation starships, everybody surrenders to Aquarius Vegeta buys an island of the coast of Peru. "He ah-no give me ah-good coverage!" Google reveals least popular searches of 2024 Jay-Z and Beyonce sit their children down and have a talk with them Luigi cosplays as Robin Hood and guns down health insurance CEO; (Pictured) Americans rejoice South Korea's president tries to order pizza, declares martial law instead Biden pardons Princess Peach and Blossom ... and Hunter... and Fauci... Special Counsel Jack Smith pardons President-elect turkey, meaning he gets away with January 6th Cicely Tyson demolishes Aaron Paul in Netflix "boxing" match Project 2025 to be implemented in 2026, riots ensue The Onion buys InfoWars. Extra true conspiracy theories coming soon! "Nope!" says, judge Epstein pal Trump picks sex pest pedophile as attorney general... only for him to pull out Trump picks Led Zeppelin to lead EPA Obama smears poop on daycare Kardashian and Aniston endorse bestiality UnNews publishes official 2024 post-election guide for liberals having to deal with Trump Joe Biden named winner of 2024 election, confusion erupts in America 2024 U.S. election cancelled due to absence of electoral votes, anarchy likely to follow TikToker Peanut the Squirrel swatted, killed for "illegal guns and drugs" Ongoing: Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel-Hamas conflict • United States presidential election aftermath • NBA and NHL seasons • Athletes doing the "Trump Dance" • Bill Belichick going insane Recent deaths: • Rickey Henderson • Brian Thompson (United Healthcare CEO) • Democrat party • Diddy's career • The Eras Tour • Alabama football's championship bid • The white guy from The Mod Squad Upcoming deaths: Vladimir Putin • Bashar al-Assad • Diddy's freedom • Benjamin Netanyahu • Jay-Z's career and freedom • Kate Middleton • Aaron Rodgers' career Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'. On this day... Today is a good day to construct starships! December 22: Dead Meme Appreciation Day 5000 BC(ish) - God plans to make perfect woman from an arm and a leg, Adam says "What can ya do with a rib?" 600 BC - YHWH creates woman - twice 0000 - The Blessed Mother Mary's contractions begin 1000 - Spaghetti Monster creates sex. 1231 - God creates Vaginal cancer to spite Spaghetti Monster. 1337 - Counter-Strike is invented 1589 - Japan announces the release of the Hello Kitty Vibrator. 1666 - Manhattan is sold to the Knicks for 24 virgins, an extreme rarity in the area. They immediately re-sell it to Donald Trump. 1923 - LSD is first manufactured, diarrhea of epic solar proportions ensues. 1933 - William Butler Yeats is found dead in a bear cage at the local zoo. 1954 - Film Actors Guild (FAG) is founded 1974 - Gay men blame women for AIDS. 1989 - The end of the world as we know it. Surprisingly, most people are either indifferent or quite fine about the whole thing. 1989 - Pixies send Monkeys to Heaven, Anthony gives Cleopatra a crate of brown ale. 1991 - Man loses his religion, but later finds he left it in the corner, silly man. 2005 - Pussy flavored ice cream invented. 2006 - World peace declared. 2007 - England nukes Wales. Nobody cares. 2012 - Everyone realizes they're not dead. 3434 - Vin Diesel is cloned from one of his last remaining pubic hairs, discovered in Margaret Thatcher's vagina. 5000 - Science descovers a "female orgasm", she was faking... 2111 - New form of moe discovered, turns out to be the same kind of popular moe anime at the time, but with more robotic titties. Today's featured picture I should REALLY fire that contractor. Edit Caption Image Credit: THE ALMIGHTY ENZO AQUARIUS UnVote on this image - Nominate old image
NO! NOOOOOOOO! *Smashes window* Recent Articles that I included for some reason Why is book? Halloween Ends Stranger Things (rw) G.I. Jane G.I. Jane 2 UnTunes:Santa Baby This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich Fairytale UnTunes:Shoes Uncyclopedia:Business (rw) Halloween Kills UnTunes:Perry the Platypus Elon's Musk UnGames:Ultimate Fishing (rw) UnTunes:Rio Herodotus (rw) Brawny Lawnmower-Humvee (rw) Steve Wozniak (rw) Narrative (rw) Bryan Adams High School Alex Trebek Lincoln Logs Brexit Where Is Everybody? UnTunes:Animal (with actual animals) Avi Toledano Eli Roth Film (remake) African American Worst 100 Reflections on 2018 Ray Charles Bernardo Butterlucci Urban Dictionary Kree! Jaffa! | America's Most Wanted Pages | Articles that need to unsuck | OW! I STUBBED MY TOE! | Must...protect...sugar... | OUTOFMYWAYINEEDTOUSEHTEWASHROOMNOW! | America's Most Wanted Pages 2
Ultimate Ruler of the Month Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!

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Aquarius's Mega projects - Let us burn the competition to ASHES! Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects. Aquarius News The news source on Aquarius' attempts at world domination. Aquapedia The content-free Aquarius resource Aquarius' dictionary The dictionary of Aquarius termseses. The Aquarius Project Earth's ruler tells all     Aqua How Aquarius took control of Uncyclopedia. AquaBooks Aquarius' Secret Library Aquaquotable Quotes Aqua used to gain his reign. This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 38,607 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Pig Latin! Uncyclopedia  English United Kingdom 38,607 Désencyclopédie  Français France 8936 Hikipedia  Suomi Finland 7300 Nonciclopedia  Italiano Italy 14423 백괴사전  한국어 South Korea 6303 איןציקלופדיה  עברית Israel 2187 Desciclopédia  Português Brazil 50785 アンサイクロペディア  日本語 Japan 19194 Nonsensopedia   Polski Poland 17766 伪基百科  汉语 Commie China 8269 偽基百科  正體中文 Taiwan 6417 Uncyclopedia.de  Deutsch Germany 6330 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016.      Other Uncyclopedias Inciclopedia Español Spain 12400 Spademanns Leksikon Dansk Denmark 9095 Φρικηπαίδεια Ελληνικά Greece 2812 Valenciclopèdia Català Andorra 1060 Yansiklopedi Türkçe Turkey 762 Нециклопедија Српски Serbia 456 Tolololpedia Bahasa Indonesia Indonesia 6054 Desgalipedia Galego Galicia 5009 Ikkepedia Norsk Norway 4563 Абсурдопедия Русский Russia 4466 Necyklopedie Česky Czech Republic 3530 Neciklopedio Esperanto Esperanto 3176 ไร้สาระนุกรม ไทย Thailand 3132 Oncyclopedia Nederlands Belgium and Holland 2807 Psyklopedin Svenska Sweden 2497 Necyklopedia Slovenčina Slovakia 1888 Unciklopédia Magyar Hungary 1731 Інциклопедія Українська Ukraine 1117 اللاموسوعة العربية Iraq 976 نانشنامه فارسی Iran 943 Neciklopediju Hrvatski Croatia 303 Necyclopædia Latina Vatican City 279 Pekepedia Tagalog Philippines 275 Juokopedija Lietuvių Lithuania 267 Оксипедия Български Bulgaria 234 Википедија Македонски Macedonia 175 Neciclopedie Română Romania 167 Neciklopēdija Latviešu Latvia 159 Bodohpedia Bahasa Melayu Malaysia 105 Celwyddoniadur Cymraeg Wales 103 Ebatsüklopeedia Eesti Estonia 96 Nunyepedia Asturianu Asturias 59 קיינציקלאָפעדיע יידיש Yiddish 46 Oisquipèdia Occitan Occitania 33 Butalopedija Slovenščina Slovenia 31 Neciklopedija Bosanski Bosnia 27 Kwatsjpedia Limburgs Limburgs 21 Frithchiclipéid Gaeilge Ireland 19 আনসাইক্ল োপিডিয়া বাংলা Bangladesh 17 Ndhablek Basa Jawa Java 14 Unsaiklopedia 𐌲𐌿𐍄𐌹𐍃𐌺‬ Goths 14 Goblogpedia Basa Sunda Sunda 11 Scotypedia Scots Scotland 10 ວິກິພີເດຍ ລາວ Laos 8 Hatsiklopedia Malagasy Madagascar 8 Kengencyclopedia Lëtzebuergesch Luxembourg 7 Zombiepedia Zombie Chapel 7 ანციკლ ოპედია ქართული Georgia 4 Անգրագ իտարան Հայերեն Armenia 4 Uichipedia Молдовеняскэ Moldova 4 Uncyclopedia.km ភាសាខ្មែរ Cambodia 1 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016.      Article (Main) • Eald Ænglisc (Old English) • Babelfish • Blog • CafeMess (CafePress) • We get signal. (Engrish) • Galactic Basic Standard • Hitlerbear • Lietuvių Jiaunimų kalba • iHumor (Apple) • 1337 (Leet) • Re: PharmaccgRy (Mail Spam) • 조선말 (North Korean) • Newspeak • Nub (N00b) • Wildeizms (Oscar Wilde) • Manx (Pirate) • Middle Egyptian (Hieroglyphic) • Napulitana (Neapolitan) • Trekkies • Simple English • Testament • AAAAAAAAA! (Vagrant) • Vèneto (Venetian) • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese) • White Nationalist (White Supremacist) Complete list • Multilingual coordination • Requests for new languages

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• HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship (Featured)
• Power Rangers (Featured)
• World War IV (Featured)
• Get Some Mortgage (Featured)
• Star Gate episodes and movies
• Captain Archer
• Occasional table
• Interstate/Interstate 4/Interstate 8/Interstate 10
• The UnRoadMap
• Gillette Good News! Trac II Atra Sensor Excel3 Turbo Power Fusion Power for Men and Women
• CANQU
• Long live the Burger Index!
• Miserable Son of a Bitch - Rewrite
• 2007 Wikipedia hurricane season
• Subtopical Storm Angela
• Hurricane El Hormiguero
• Big N' Tasty
• Pizza Hut
• Uncyclopedia! Answers
• 2008 Summer Olympics
• Wikipedia Transit Authority
• Insurance Policy Fetish
• Joe the Plumber
• Mahogany
• Good Buy
• The Leek Bun
• Amy Rose

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                                                            Is Blaze the Cat a Hindi? If not, why the hell does she have a dot on her head?--Aspie5000 18:14, July 31, 2011 (UTC)