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Burj Khalifa
Imagine a big
tower. A really
really really
big tower that
has little towers
growing out of it
Just the size of...
the size of God's
feet. How on Earth can you
compete with that? It just
doesn't make sense, man!!! (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that you can meet all sorts of interesting people when you're drunk? (Pictured)
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand?
- ... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
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On this day...
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December 11: FIVE BIG BOOM DAY! (Worldwide), Try Communism Day (Lancashire, U.K.)
- 1229 - Pope Gregory IX deletes thirty-one days from the Gregorian calendar, during a Florentine siege of Rome that had prevented toiletries from entering the city.
- 1841 - Oscar Wilde imprisoned for practicing heterosexuality in England without a Royal permit, a capital offense.
- 1941 - Germany and Italy celebrate for the first and last time "Let's Go To War With Russia Day." Italians and Germans regret this decision by 1945.
- 1953 - Trans-dimensional squirrels attempt a coup on the Kremlin but are driven back after the Soviets break wind in unison, creating a tear in the fabric of the universe into which the invaders are obliterated, nuts and all.
- 1983 - An AirChina plane goes Boom over the South China Sea; only the air hostess survives, on account of her pillowy breasts doubling as a life jacket.
- 2005 - Face of Oscar Wilde is seen on frozen pizza.
- 2009 - All forms of international combat are banned by the UN, international disputes are decided by caged death matches between the world leaders.
- 2009 - Annual "Try Communism Day" is celebrated by the people of Lancashire, sadly they all starve to death.
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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