User:Brown9622/Worst 100 Elements of All Time

The All-Time 100 (or so) Worst:
100	Animals
99	April Fools Jokes
98	Cartman Wannabes
97	Colors
96	Creatures to have sex with
95	Firefox extensions
94	Foods
93	Gifts to give a friend
92	Harry Potter Spin-offs
91	Inventions
90	Locations
89	LOL Cats
88	Make Out Songs
87	Moments to get a Boner
86	Moments to Laugh
85	Money Making Schemes
84	Movies
83	Nonexistent Words
82	Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81	Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80	Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79	Pokemon Cash-Ins
78	Porn Stars
77	Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76	Reasons to Ban Lyrithya
75	Reflections on 2005
74	Reflections on 2006
73	Reflections on 2007
72	Reflections on 2008
71	Reflections on 2009
70	Reflections on 2010
69	Reflections on 2011
68	Reflections on 2012
67	Reflections on 2013
66	Reflections on 2018
65	Reflections on 2022
64	Reflections on 2024
63	Reflections on 2025
62	Religions
61	Rejected Harry Potter Novels
60	Remakes
59	Restaurants
58	Self Help Books
57	Sexual Perversions
56	Short Poems
55	Sitcom Catchphrases
54	Songs
53	Songs about Seagulling
52	Songs To Have Sex To
51	Songs To Play At A Funeral
50	Spinoffs
49	Superheroes
48	Things About the '00s
47	Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
46	Things to do during Christmas
45	Things to Put In An IV
44	Things To Say In Court
43	Things to Say in the Workplace
42	Things to say on a First Date
41	Toys
40	TV Programs
39	Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
38	Video Games of all time‎
37	Video Game Movies
36	Video Game Systems
35	Ways of Being a Dick
34	Ways To Be Castrated
33	Ways to be Circumcized
32	Ways to Deliver Bad News
31	Ways to Die
30	Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
29	Ways to Start a Novel
28	Ways to Win an Argument
27	Weapons

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100. Sulfur

You should be thankful you're the best of these elements.

99. Copper

Again, killing unarmed minorities isn't cool.

98. Gold

Quite overrated, but not as overrated as silver.

97. Iridium

Very obscure despite being denser than tungsten.

96. Plutonium

It's actually a better bomb than uranium! The higher radioactivity makes it worse, though.

95. Xenon

By far the best of the noble gases.

94. Fermium and above

Eh.

93. Aluminium

An actually useful metal. Shame that it's boring visually.

92. Arsenic

Poison is totally rad.

91. Chlorine

Basically the safer form of fluorine.

90-81

90. Iodine

Who even knows about it?

89. Krypton

Get out of my way, Superman.

88. Argon

Way more useful than neon.

87. Helium

I guess the high-pitched voice is funny.

86. Caesium

It's the most reactive alkali metal, so...

85. Sodium

Most well known alkali metal, second least reactive. Henceforth, it's overrated.

84. Lithium

Technically the safest of the alkali metals.

83. Radium

At least it isn't known for making nuclear warheads.

82. Thorium

It's only up here due to having a cool name.

81. Phosphorus

It's used in matchsticks.

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80. Iron

Wrought iron sounds so weird.

79. Cobalt

It's blue. Or, at least, a compound with it is. You still got YInMn blue, which is objectively better.

78. Nickel

Worst of the ferromagnetic metals. Nickels aren't even made of it in the United States!

77. Gadolinium

I lied. THIS is the worst. It's not even ferromagnetic above room temperature!

76. Lead

Toxic, and not even funny. Arsenic is funny.

75. Niobium

Prettier crystals than Bismuth.

74. Silicon

Computers. That's the only use.

73. Magnesium

Computers. That's the only use.

72. Tellurium

Computers. That's the only use.

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71. Germanium

Computers.

70. Antimony

Computers.

69. Beryllium

Now begins the boring metals section.

68. Boron

More like bor-ING.

67. Scandium

Boring.

66.