User:Brown9622/Worst 100 Elements of All Time

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100. Sulfur

You should be thankful you're the best of these elements.

99. Copper

Again, killing unarmed minorities isn't cool.

98. Gold

Quite overrated, but not as overrated as silver.

97. Iridium

Very obscure despite being denser than tungsten.

96. Plutonium

It's actually a better bomb than uranium! The higher radioactivity makes it worse, though.

95. Xenon

By far the best of the noble gases.

94. Fermium and above

Eh.

93. Aluminium

An actually useful metal. Shame that it's boring visually.

92. Arsenic

Poison is totally rad.

91. Chlorine

Basically the safer form of fluorine.

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90. Iodine

Who even knows about it?

89. Krypton

Get out of my way, Superman.

88. Argon

Way more useful than neon.

87. Helium

I guess the high-pitched voice is funny.

86. Caesium

It's the most reactive alkali metal, so...

85. Sodium

Most well known alkali metal, second least reactive. Henceforth, it's overrated.

84. Lithium

Technically the safest of the alkali metals.

83. Radium

At least it isn't known for making nuclear warheads.

82. Thorium

It's only up here due to having a cool name.

81. Phosphorus

It's used in matchsticks.

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80. Iron

Wrought iron sounds so weird.

79. Cobalt

It's blue. Or, at least, a compound with it is. You still got YInMn blue, which is objectively better.

78. Nickel

Worst of the ferromagnetic metals. Nickels aren't even made of it in the United States!

77. Gadolinium

I lied. THIS is the worst. It's not even ferromagnetic above room temperature!

76. Lead

Toxic, and not even funny. Arsenic is funny.

75. Niobium

Prettier crystals than Bismuth.

74. Silicon

Computers. That's the only use.

73. Magnesium

Computers. That's the only use.

72. Tellurium

Computers. That's the only use.

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71. Germanium

Computers.

70. Antimony

Computers.

69. Beryllium

Now begins the boring metals section.

68. Boron

More like bor-ING.

67. Scandium

Boring.

66.