Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ARSE neurochemical FUCK disorder PEARL NECKLACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden CLEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INBRED or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ORGASM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PORCH MONKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JERK OFF ALF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLCRAP utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF objectionable words).
FELCHMONKEY Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be RAT'S COCK confused with CUNNILINGUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S COCK random MONKEY SHIT disorientation, culturally-PIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGFUCK language, JESSE McCARTNEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SCRATCH! GROUNDER! KOREA LOVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIZZ souvenir shoppes and massive GANGBANG quantities DOUCHE NAZI of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A DAMN Polite Note to the LOGJAMMER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article CUNT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FIST FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIKIPEDIA.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BLOWJOB Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can BANGKOK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSCRACK TV, for always focusing on the SAND NIGGER bad side of a terrible GREASER thing.
- The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUNG-HOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOOBIES knee DAMN IT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEDOPHILIA school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSY sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit DUNE COON suicide.
- There is no GREASER cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHING CHONG CHINK tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSEBADGERS perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go CHENEY numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than OSTRICH MY ASS it is without the WIKIPEDIA drug.
I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome O KURWA! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCUMBUCKET the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "YID swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is D'OH much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCK OFF sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKBAG this that really TITS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JIGGABOO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSUCKER, and making fun of a ASSRAMMER horrible disorder is (not) BALLS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JAP time.
Best WANK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply
As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society ELECTION.
Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen
P.S. JIZZ Regards to Andrew MASTURBATION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my PRICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CRAPMUNCHER and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSWIPE BAND WITH 4 FUCKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LOGJAMMER HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE
How BITCH to FUCKSTAIN cure CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the HADJI Tourette's BUTT-HEAD Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DONKEY DICK for ASS Tourette's KAFFIR Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is [expletive deleted] following HELL these JOHNNY rules TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE in DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! order:
- 1: Avoid MOLDY TITS immature LET'S SHIT little FUCKING kids,
- 2: Count to TONY LA RUSSA within HOMO 10 FUCKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CONDOMS SHITSKIN SHIT nor LAKE TITICACA talk,
- 4: Tell TITWANK yourself you WIGGER don't TUBA have FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this CHICKEN SHIT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GANGBANG WITH NASTY BIRD SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DOG SHIT last straw SOD!
I fucking put SON OF A BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUGFUCK the TOP OF FROG THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK MY COCK offensive. PEARL NECKLACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH people who try [EXPLETIVE] to battle WANKER'GO HOME AND DIE that tight-ass ASSWIPE 17-year-BASTARD—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONDOMS it now, but someone said NIGGER' STUB INBRED'NIPPLES on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITFUCKER is a laughing DICK matter. Plus there DIPSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRED PHELPS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles MOZILLA FIREFOX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCUMBAG stuff. So FUCKTARD that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and ANAL talking about the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING letter that it's DOUGHNUT PUNCHER mocking (what MOZILLA FIREFOX letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK hi self DIRTY SANCHEZ even made a really MICK good point. "It's CAMEL JOCKEY nothing more CUNNILINGUS from a head nod to a NECROPHILIA knee tick". BALL SACK. Which I'll add TAMPON IN MY ASS onto HITLER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WOODPECKERSHIT suffer that CHENEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HOLY DUMB FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WOP be, because if I were a SHITFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL FUCKER hilarious. If you COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Want facts, go on NEGRO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOCCASINS be offended, don't read BLUMPKIN the freaking NIGNOG article anyway.
NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLUSTER FUCK PICKANINNY SUCK MY COCK SEMEN DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE HOMO DAMMIT COCKSUCKER
OH SHI– SPUNK FUCKFACE FUCKTARD BITCH SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ BIRD SHIT WANK HITLER YOU WANKER LIMEY PISSHOLE PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS BOYCOTT VIACOM! TOSSER PAKI SHITSLIDE COCK HOT GRITS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JACKASS MILF POLAK BONG FUCKER SHITTY DICK TITS VAGINA PISS OFF HELLFIRE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PEDOPHILIA CRACKER FUCKWIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP MONKEY SHIT POLAK PENISBIRD JIZZ BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ASSFACE CUM FUCKWIT CHOAD NIPPLES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HAPPINESS JERK OFF WIGGER CROTCH FEWMETS FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK SHITPISSER WILLY WONKA PISS ARTIST POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK NORTH KOREA PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S ASS HO I WILL KILL YOU! INCEST BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK CHICKEN BITCH FUCKFACE DOT HEAD SNUFF PORN POOPOO SHITSLINGING FUCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT PENIS NAZI FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FAG GOBSHITE PISS OFF SUCK MY COCK TWAT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER SOD OFF CARPET MUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTER FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TEDDY BEARS BITCH POLACK CHAV BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHING PISS HORSE SHIT DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER CLEMEN CHIGGER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] AY-AY-AY QUEEF BOOBIES LAKE TITICACA CHAV PISS MALARKY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS MOCCASINS SOD CLEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSWIPE P'KANG CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD MOCCASINS DOG SHIT NIGGER BUKKAKE BOOBIES DONKEY DICK ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT YUKKY DOODY FUCK PENIS TITS JERK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TOURETTE'S IS FUN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK FEWMETS SPIC MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT CRAPPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE MALL SANTA CHICKEN SHIT PISS PENIS PISS ARTIST CHIGGER SHITTY TACO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN SMILEY FACE LET'S SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LET'S SHIT REDNECK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER CUNT DOUCHING FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER SCUMBAG DUMBASS FUCK YOU BUGFUCK REBECCA BLACK DEVELOPERS! REDSKIN GIVING HEAD COMMUNIST DILDO ABO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAPING PENIS ON A BUN PEEPEE SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBIES INCEST SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TIT DIRT PIG FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT KNOBJOCKEY HOT GRITS YOU WANKER BITCH FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER JAP FIRECROTCH SUCK MY COCK ASS DUMBASS TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE SEX FUCK OFF DAMN DIPSHIT ASS DILDO BIGNOSE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INBRED YID ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FELCHING NIGNOG DAMN FUCKER MAMA MIA FELLATIO FUCK A DUCK WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS TAIWAN FELLATIO POWERSHIT HORSE SHIT GOBSHITE SHITPISSER CHIGGER WOP DICK KNOBJOCKEY SPIC DONGSHOVER TURD MALARKY SHITCUNTING PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE PISS WANKER MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER CLIT DAMN CHENEY BITCH FUCKING FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST BASTARD HELL GREASER HOSER SHIT PEARL NECKLACE TACO BALL SACK MACACA YOU SUCK BALLS JAP TURD CC PLZ CHICKEN SHIT BITCH ARSE ASSHOLE DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN WETBACK FUCKER SHITFACE WANK FUCK YOU TWAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONKEY'S UNCLE BUKKAKE PRICK JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY SUGARTITS DAMN FUCK MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO SHITTY HELL I'LL RAPE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRIENDS SON OF A BITCH TITS SCROTUM GRAPE PENIS DUMBASS FUCK HADJI CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE ARSE GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! YOUR MOM CHICKEN SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER DICK CHICKEN HELL FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHEBAG THONG TASTER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF PUSSY FUCKWIT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD TITS DICKFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SON OF A BITCH PUSSY BONER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS DIPSHIT JOHNNY LOLCAT SHITTY SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER BLUMPKIN FRAK CRAPFUCKER MILF HOSER PENIS MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! VENEREAL DISEASE FIST FUCK FEWMETS NAZI DUMBASS MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE SOD CAMEL JOCKEY HELL BULLSHIT BALLS TAFFY POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER CUM SHITSLIDE BITCH DOM DeLUISE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MONKEY SHIT BUNG-HOLE MOSES FUCKFACE FIST FUCK FUCKBAG PISS SHITFUCKER VAGINA POLAK BITCH FUCKING FUCKTARD COON SEX PEDOPHILIA DAMN REDSKIN BELLEND POOPY RAT'S ASS PISS OSTRICH MY ASS BIGNOSE FUCKTARD MALARKY BUTTFUCKER BANGKOK FUCKTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD FUCKSTAIN COLGATE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE FUCKING A BOLLOCKS COCK FELLATIO IN SACREMENT FUCKBAG SOD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANAL FUCK ORGASM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BRITNEY TANK MAN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITHEAD PISS BELGIUM BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK PECKERHEAD PISS DICKHEAD BELGIUM BASTARD FUCKER MOCCASINS BITCH CHRISTHUMPER COON FUCK ARSE MASTURBATION TITS HORSE PENIS TEDDY BEARS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM GOOK BRITNEY PIECE OF SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HAIL SATAN! FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM DOUCHE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS SHIT SHITE DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUM HONKY GRAPE PENIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITSLIDE HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEX MILF AY-AY-AY TOSSER I WILL END YOU! ORGASM I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK WANK DAMN HELL BELGIUM TIT SPRINKLES ASSHOLE BIG FOOT DILDO SOD ASSCRACK BALL SACK FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD FRAK MOZILLA FIREFOX CAMEL FUCKER HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING A SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD SHITFACE WANK FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD HELL ASSHAT BUKKAKE WANK OSTRICH MY ASS HO FELLATIO LET'S SHIT BALL SACK BITCH NAZI [Insert swear here] EARS OF CHRIST RAT'S ASS WANKER CHINK TWISTY VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU DAGO HELL BOB SAGET HOMO FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS RANDY TRAVIS POOPOO NEGRO RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [expletive deleted] ARSE MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANKSPLAT SPANK THE MONKEY DEVELOPERS! RAT'S COCK BALL SACK SHIT CLEMEN FUCKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUDGEPACKER DOODIE HEAD PISS FUCKHEAD FASHION BUG ASS NIGGER BALLS TITTIES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE COCKSUCKER COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT HELLFUCKER ASSCRACK MICK NIGGER COCKSUCKER INCEST FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD POMMIE BUKKAKE CHOAD ASS DICK GANGBANG ASS QUEEF BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKFACE DAMN TURD CUNT NIGNOG ASSFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AY-AY-AY JACKASS RAPE DOM DeLUISE [expletive deleted] ASS DOT HEAD JAP DAMN DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE DEVELOPERS! BUGGER OFF FUDGEPACKER FUCKHEAD DICKLICK DIPSHIT DAMN COON CHICKEN FRIES ASSFACE FRENCH TICKLER SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF BALLS DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS YID PUNANI STEVE BALLMER I WILL END YOU! SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMMIT PECKERHEAD DAMN PENIS PUSSY 666 FUCK SUCK MY DICK NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER JERRY TITTIES CHOAD SEMEN HELL GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK BULLSHIT GRIS WOODPECKERSHIT ASS PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PRICK SHITFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WHORE BUGFUCK COON BITCH ORGASM BLESSED DAMN SAINT BASTARD RAPE SOD PISS FUCKHEAD TAFFY BIGNOSE ORGASM ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN WETBACK BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER ASS FASCIST SHIT TAFFY FLAMING ASS BADGER BOLLOCKS INCEST PAKI DIPSHIT O CANADA PISS ARTIST TITS BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING BEAVER CHALICE suck my mothers DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HIGH WAGES FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK TITTIES POOPOO RANDY TRAVIS CUNT TALK PAGES BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS YID FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN CUNT PISS ARTIST SHITE BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK NUGGET BUGGER HELL FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FIRECROTCH BLOWJOB JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH DAMN IT DYKE FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP PORCH MONKEY SHAKOPEE CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS PISS [expletive deleted] WANK WIENER DIPSHIT JIZZ FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK ASS RAT'S ASS TITWANK SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE EPIDIDYMIS YOUR MOM JOHN SMILEY FACE CUM CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER KIKE FUCKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JENKEM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF WIENER PENIS ON A STICK COCKSUCKER COON SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY BITCH FUCKING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSCRACK TITTIES CARPET MUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING DICKHEAD BOOBIES GENITALIA MICK FUCKING BITCH INBRED FUCK OFF DIPSHIT HELL FUCKHEAD CLIT HORSE SHIT POMMIE DAMNED TABERNACLE SPICY CUNT FUCK CHIGGER DAMN FUCK BITCH SACRAMENTO REDSKIN RAGHEAD DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER TAFFY FIRECROTCH MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FELCHING HELL FUCK FEMADOM BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHOAD CUNTRAG JACK OFF FUCKBAG BUGGER OFF TIT SPRINKLES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN IT INBRED TWAT BORDER HOPPER MASTURBATION JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUGGER DICK TITS I WILL KILL YOU! SHAKOPEE TOWELHEAD TITTIES STRAWBERRY ASS GRASS MUD HORSE 666 ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNTRAG SHITHEAD TACO NIPPLES BUGGER TOTAL CARPET MUNCHER JIGGABOO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS GOATSE TITS EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK D'OH COON JACKASS SHIT CHRIS CHAN JESSE McCARTNEY OH SHI– IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT FIST FUCK SOD HEIL HITLER! CRAP BUGGER [expletive deleted] DYKE DAMN FRITZ WIENER PRICK PRICK WANK BIRD SHIT POOPY CUNTRAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK GARBAGE DAY! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIZZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK DONKEY DICK PUSSYLICKER CHOAD FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE TONY LA RUSSA VENEREAL DISEASE HOSER FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE KRAUT RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS DONKEY PUNCHER POTTYMOUTH BUTT PIRATE RUSKIE INBRED RAPE FAG ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER INBRED SUNSHINE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKHEAD BEAVER DAMN IT FUCK SHITSKIN NECROPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! HADJI MALL SANTA TAMPONS CUNT MONKEY BALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIGNOSE SCUMBAG BITCH COLGATE SPICY CUNT FUCK SNUFF PORN TURD TAFFY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANK CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER BITCH DICK SEX FRITZ PISSHOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA HO ASS SEMPRINI HENTAI MASTURBATION FEWMETS BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION DICKHEAD NIGGER HENTAI MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKFACE DOUCHING FUCKING A ASS SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN DICKHEAD DICK CHICKEN JACKASS FELLATIO SHITSLINGING BEANER CUNT NIGGER YUKKY DOODY CUNT CRAPPER [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER JIZZ DAMNATION WANKSPLAT FUCK BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE FUCK POKÉMON DOG SHIT INCEST ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE JACKASS SHIT NAZI FUCK YOU SUGARTITS BLOWJOB DAMN HOMO FUCKER FUCK TITS BUTT PIRATE INJUN JUSTIN BIEBER EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET SHITE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER SHITFUCKER SOD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRITZ FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER RICK MORANIS PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHOAD SUCK MY COCK CUNT DICKFACE NIGGER FELLATIO BULLSHIT NIGGER BOOBIES PISSHOLE TITTYWANK SHIT PISS ASSFACE TIMBER NIGGER BELGIUM SCROTUM GIVING HEAD GENITALIA GENITALIA CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF POLESMOKER PUSSY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST PICKANINNY DICKLICK PISS BASTARD HELLFIRE MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING A MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT WHORE GO HOME AND DIE TIMBER NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS
ROSES I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INBRED HAIL SATAN! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I WILL END YOU! INJUN BENSON SUCKS WOODPECKERSHIT FAG ALEX TREBEK BITCH SHITTY PRICK SOD DAMMIT SOD OFF SHITE CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD FAGGOT CHING CHONG CHINK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DUMBASS and with the CHIGGER and his POTTYMOUTH of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about DICK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASSFACE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- I WILL END YOU!
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CRAPPY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DAGO subject. If you do not find it funny 666, it is probably because you are an INBRED GIVING HEAD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SCUMBAG If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PISS ARTIST joke loses its humour SUCK MY DICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so AUTOFELLATIO ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIPSHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKHEAD URINE-GARGLING PENISFUCK FELCHING BANGKOK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
