South Vietnam

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Cộng-Hòa Chống-Cộng Dân-Chủ Lập-Hiến Yêu-Nước Việt-Nam (Vietnamese) Republic of Great and Wise Anti-Communist Constitutional Democracy Patriotic Vietnam Confederate States of Vietnam (C.S.V)
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: The South shall rise again!
Anthem: I Wish I Was In Saigon Land
South Vietnam territory (green)
Capital	Sài Gòne
Previous capital	Sài Gòn
Largest city	Little Saigon
Official language(s)	French, American
Government	DEMOCRACY!
‑ President (1955-1956)	Ngô Đình Diệm
‑ Supreme Presidential Leader (1956-1963)	Ngô Đình Diệm
‑ Immortal President that left his mortal body (1963-1967)	Ngô Đình Diệm
‑ President (1967-1975)	Nguyễn Văn Thiệu
Established	1955 with help of Great American
Currency	Communist Flesh Dong
Religion	Catholicism, Capitalism
Population	Half of the Asian Americans you can find
Ethnic groups	Great and Wise Westernized French-speaking Vietnamese
Major exports	Anti-Communist Ideas
Major imports	Money
Drives on	Communist Flesh

“South what?”

~ Citizen of Great America on South Vietnam

“Ĺoóķ át thè máp, thērë nô natiòn yoú mentiòn.”

~ Any citizen of Vietnam on South Vietnam

“We are father of South Vietnam, we were there when it was born, and we can't deny its needs. Thus, we need to go grab some milk.”

~ The President that have the name most Vietnamese names their dogs

Republic of Vietnam (Vietnamese: Việt Nam Cộng Hòa; French: République du Viêt Nam) or widely known as South Vietnam, along with Multi-Party Vietnam, are the password to trigger Viet Cong's war mode, which make them turn into trees and use AK-47 to shoot any westerner in a 20-mile radius.

But in fact, it was a real nation – shocking, I know – North Vietnamese. Located in South China ancient territory (IndoCHINA Peninsula), shares the border with its Soviet Socialist Republic of Vietnam brother (A province of Chinese Red Dynasty) to the north, Laos People Republic of No Sea and Pol Pot's Play zone to the west.

Etymology

Finally an Asian nation using Latin alpha- what the fuck

The official name of the South Vietnamese state was Việt Nam Cộng hòa (Republic of Vietnam) and the French name was referred to as République du Viêt Nam.

Việt Nam (Vietnamese pronunciation: [vjə̀tnam]) was the name adopted by Emperor Gia Long in 1804. It is a variation of Nam Việt (南 越, Southern Việt), a name used in ancient times.

Basically, the term South Vietnam translated to Vietnamese and back to English is South of Southern Việt.

History

Accurately recreated the image of the Battle of Da Nang 1968

1. French Indochina

Before Higher-civilization French Colonial Empire came to open the mind of native Indochinese, they only had an emperor and Monarchy rules like the goddamn Brits, and the only way to fix them was to introduce Jesus, the Nguyễn Dynasty of Vietnam back then reject God and close the nation like every Asian nation back then facing colonial power, a method which had been proved to work very well for the colonial powers: Indochina lost to France anyway.

2. Founding of South Vietnam

And when the sequel of the Great war was released, Japanese troops overthrew the French administration, and then in 1945, Emperor Bảo Big proclaimed Vietnam independent, but he didn't say under who, so Victor Charlie leader Hồ Chí Minh proclaimed the Chinese special administrative of Vietnam in Hanoi and controlled almost the entire country of Vietnam. In 1946, France declared the southern part of Vietnam a republic, prevent the Northern crippling Communist from taking over their rice fields.

3. From 1955 1956 1963 Vietnam War 1973 to 1975

4. Modern South Vietnam

You can't find it on the map?

That's beause it only exists in around 2 million Vietnamese-American's hearts.

And at a Second Vietnam, called Hawaii, and the actual map of Hawaii is still in Area 51.

Real map of the United States and █ ███ █████████ ███ ██████.

Military

Soviet's mind control weapon.

The Army of the Republic of Vietnam (ARVN), formed from French Indochina's previous army, have the power of God and Anime on their side, aim to eliminate the northern Normie and Atheist.

The South Vietnamese government fielded the fourth greatest military force in the world as a result of America's great and kind helps. All because of the Soviet Union's mind control weapon that,the US had to send troops to Vietnam to fight the Communists themselves.

Society

Real photo

Under continuous play of Unfortunate Son all around the country, South Vietnam was The Pearl of The Far East, the city of Sài Gone had Great and Magnificent infrastructures that no one can imagine, so much that they seem like did not actually exist (Unlike the North had to constantly rebuild bombed cities, and innocent people's villages that were constantly burnt down into ashes).

Why did the alligator cross the road? To chill in the Saigon Countryside!

In 1965, California had been built on this land to thank the US and they brought it to America after the Fall of Saigon.

Untill 1973, most of South Vietnam were Eco-friendly, people living free, surrounded by Nature with green Swamps and wild bushes and ditches, with almost zero-touch from the Government, by the people and for the people, full with non-profitable (nor working properly) Hospitals and Schools. In short, the infrastructure had been minimized for the people of the countryside, who are free citizens with almost zero concern from the Government

Conclusion: What an America Dream!

Government

Diệm was a nice man, look at this picture…What is the meaning of the texts?…

America struggles with its 2 dominant parties, but South Vietnam had a solution: one-party dominant presidential democracy, and you only need to choose your president from the suggestions of the CIA.

1955

Ngô Đình Diệm became president through a referendum between becoming a Republic under Diệm or becoming a Monarchy under Bảo Đại, the result, in Sài Gòn Diệm won votes up to 133%, some people love him so much so they voted twice for sure, the national result is 98%.

1963

Diệm gone mysteriously, and gave the throne to Nguyễn Văn Thiệu, he was there for the equivalent of 2 American presidential terms.

1975

Trần Văn Hương became president for the equivalent of 0,5% American presidential term.

Dương Văn Minh became president for 40 hours, what a record.

See also

• Vietnam War Hoax
• United States
• North Vietnam

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