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HAEJU, North Korea -- In a shock to the entire world, North Korea has launched missiles in the general direction of the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong to celebrate Miley Cyrus's 18th birthday. Sources in the area say that around 2:30 PM local time North Korea began the unexpected bash in honor of the Glorious Leader's second favorite musician of all-time. One local stated, "These are the best fireworks since Cate's party back in May."
Along with the bursting missile-turned-fireworks and the ceremonial 100-round artillery salute came the best surprise of the day: Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Il performing his favorite song by the Hannah Montana starlet, "Party in the Best KoreA!", on the popular Korean Central Television station. Glorious Leader's performance was broadcast live from a Pyongyang studio to every home in the great nation of North Korea. Those that did not have access to a television of their own either listened to Kim Jong-Il's performance on the radio via Korean Central Broadcasting Station's simulcast or were told to go to their neighbor's house and watch it on their television. Those that refused were gathered up and whisked away to the prison camps where they will be serving life sentences for treason. (Full article...)
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