UnNews:UK sends so-called “military experts” to Belgium to deal with drone attacks

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Sunday, November 10, 2025

ATTACK!

Brussels

The United Kingdom has launched a military operation to assist Belgium with a series of "invasions" by what appear to be cheap, low quality, barely airworthy, drones. London's response to this very minor issue involves sending the best of the best Royal Air Force (RAF) professionals and a top secret state-of-the-art, laser weapon system costing millions of Jew money. This has widely been described as using a sledgehammer to crack a nut.

The situation quickly escalated after both Brussels and Liège airports, which are some of the busiest in Europe, had to temporarily close multiple times in the past week. Nothing says good management like shutting down a major airport every time you see a tiny little drone flying 2 feet within the airport fence. These closures left thousands of passengers and packages stranded.

This prompted Belgian authorities to request immediate assistance from their cross-channel ally the UK. The UK has deployed the "kit and capability" system. It is known to include classified electronic warfare weapons designed to make the drones experience the equivalent of getting drunk and falling out of the sky.

This overreaction has not gone unnoticed at all. Annoyed people lacking a life on social media platforms have erupted with complaints stating that shooting down cheap drones with military equipment might be a bit excessive.

One particularly frustrated user on Reddit who hasn’t had a shower in months, offered a simpler, better solution. "What’s the big deal with the drones anyways? Just get the planes to hit the drones midair. Simple." they posted, gaining a staggering two upvotes.

Belgian officials have expressed serious concerns regarding the drone incursions. The incidents at both Brussels and Liège, significant European cargo hubs, have prompted a request for aid from the United Kingdom.

The deployment of such advanced and expensive equipment to counter relatively inexpensive drones has been noted by observers. Discussions online, including comments on platforms like Reddit, have questioned the scale of the response in relation to the apparent threat posed by the drones.

Drones' origin[edit | edit source]

The drone "pilots"

Although the drone's origin is unknown by Belgian and British intelligence, Belgian intelligence is saying that this invasion of tiny cheap drones from Temu was a “spying operation”. They claim the drone invasion was “elaborate”, complex and could only be pulled off by the most qualified gamers who played flight simulators for an hour. The UK and Belgium have agreed that pointing fingers at a specific country could lead to a 3rd world war so both nations have released a statement saying that Russian is the native language of this mysterious nation. These incidents fit in with a pattern of Russian "drone strikes" seen across Europe, though the Kremlin has consistently denied any involvement with these incidents.

Conclusion[edit | edit source]

As RAF specialists work to unleash their top-secret laser wizardry on invading drones, the world continues to question, “is this overkill?” While the accused Russians continue to defend themselves and possibly send more drones to even more countries in Europe.

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