UnNews:Sheeranism becomes legally recognized in the United States
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
UNITED STATES -- For the first time in many years, a new religion has been legally recognized in the United States. From the Flying Spaghetti Monster to other mock religions, there has been one (and the only one religion so far) that is based on celebrity worship; Sheeranism.
For those unaware on what Sheeranism is, as its name suggests, it is a religion based on the British Rupert Grint tribute act and supposed pop singer, Ed Sheeran. It all started back in 2017 when he got knighted for simply becoming the nationalist British singer ever and eventually the British government made a religion based on him. Sheeranists will always follow him on all his socials, listening to his music, going to his concerts and wearing his merch.
8 years later, and the government of the United States has officially made the religion legally recognizable. Any citizen can become a Sheeranist by simply going to one of the already built churches and doing anything that is related to the singer in either way, shape or form. Sheeranism has already been spotted in the United States for long, and Sheeranists have finally gotten that recognition. But at what cost, though?
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- Michael Odell "It’s Edxit: Ed Sheeran is moving to America" The Times, September 8, 2025