UnNews:Ayy mon, they be da Hurricane in Jamaica!

Novembah 2025, no remembah what day due to so stormy

KINGSTON, JAMAICA- Ayy mon! Wassa deal with so cloudy windy, ay?

How come the rivah be flowing down da street, mon? How I gon get down to da KFC today, huh? Ay no worry, I take ah sofa, flow down street rivah to get it, ay? No worry. Street rivah be taxi this day!

Wassa deal with raining sideways? No able light up da ganja by da beach today because of BOMBOCLAAAAAAAD! Wavy soak up da fiyah, ya know? Ay, you see da cat be flying due to windy? Hahaaaaaaa dat so funny!

Ayy what so worry about us, huh? We be having fun with windy rainy BOMBOCLAAAAAAD! Ay me homie Martin got blow away just now, hah? Ayy no worry, he be able swim to da D. R. or Cuba or Florida, become Florida Mon, no problem! Ay Martin always da crazy one, he belong ah Florida anyways, no?

WOOOOOO! There go da roof! Windy blow roof off house! No worry, I go build new roof. Would be easiah if windy hurricane no blow away me hammer just now, too. But no worry.

Ayy this windy make cool meme video, no?