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The 10th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition is now open for submissions.
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Victims without value, vacant of vitality, shall vanish.
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Evil Jesus, the Messiah to all evil, not-so-evil, and irritable people, is the kind of Messiah who starts a brawl and then stands back to videotape the show. He's the type of Saviour who complains about your favorite movie while his guys lift your wallet. And contrary to popular belief, he is not a friend to the poor. He couldn't care less about them.
Yet Evil Jesus is talented in a twisty sort of way. He is responsible for all supernatural events. Ouija boards, psychic mediums, hauntings, out-of-body and in-the-body experiences, and all unnatural end-around's are Evil Jesus' bread and butter. Because of this, many poets and journalists confuse Evil Jesus with the antichrist. Yet he is very much the opposite of both Christ and antichrist. He's a veritable metaphysical Houdini!
Evil Jesus was born October 12 in 0 BC to 13-year-old Holy Milf Mary and her 85-year-old boytoy, Joey. Because they lived before the formation of Vatican City, which allows you to hump a 12-year-old while standing in line at the communion rail, they told everyone God had humped Mary to keep the authorities away from "Pedo Joe". But they hadn't needed to worry about it, because soon after Jesus was born Joey drank himself to death on a bet. (Full article...)
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*... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
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The 10th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise writing competition is now open for submissions. 
