Locked in syndrome
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Locked In Syndrome is when you have to Lock-In, focus, and don't lose it! It's caused when you pay attention for too long and here are the effects of being Locked in.
Causes[edit | edit source]
You will suddenly get locked in and focus, which is likely that you are watching porn? If so that is your case and your own fault. If it still goes on you will become an alien which will be terrible, not only stunned nor melted, you will become the locked in alien and be still the same way.
Cures[edit | edit source]
Get yourself distracted, mostly Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, which is mostly caused, or wearing a T-shirt saying "Talk to the shirt cause the face ain't listening." Usually will get you kicked out. But if you fall asleep that is. The effects will fail.
History[edit | edit source]
On March 15th, a guy named "Joe Mama" watched 10 fetish porn in one night. He became like this when he woke up, everyone at his work office laughed at him, even the boss did, he checked the mirror, he was an alien. He was Locked In. Never to believe it. It was like this. They said the only way to get rid of it is by sleeping. Which will never happen. But we'll never know...
Introducing the YANKET![edit | edit source]
A blanket that you can masturbate with! Thumbs up! But that reminds me you would get stunned by it! In "Chuck to the Future Part 2" Chuck did this once! STUPID CHUCK TORTURE PORN!
