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Ahhh. Long day of work over. Time to grab that big-ass bowl of vegetable beef barley soup in the fridge.
Bill, you better not have touched my soup again! Like that time you got so drunk you took a whiz in it. Twice. Come to think of it, it was shitty soup. That probably improved it. Not like this one.
Let's see, cake, milk, horse semen, ketchup, monkey, hair roller thingy, soup! Yes! My life is whole again!
Hold on...
Why is my hair roller in here?
Wait...
This horse semen tastes funny. Did you put your semen in here again, Bill?
Don't ask how I know what yours tastes like. We were drunk. Not my fault.
Just a minute...
WHY IS THERE A MONKEY IN MY FUCKING FRIDGE?!? (Full article...)
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- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that Godot isn't coming?
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)

- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that Godot isn't coming?
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
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