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Today's featured article (new every day) Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (allegedly born March 31, 1948) is purported to be a prominent liberal spokesperson for and inventor of global warming and environmentalism. He is portrayed by the liberal media as an author, a businessperson, former journalist, inventor of the algorithm, and recipient of a scientific prize. According to Wikipedia, Gore has served as United States Vice President, Senator, and Representative, and has also served as a military journalist during the Vietnam War. However, despite efforts by the liberal media to prove otherwise, there is no completely irrefutable evidence that Al Gore exists. (Full article...) Recently featured: Foreign accent syndrome CaseOh Conspiracy Theory Generator Why?:Is there a monkey in my fridge? Archive · Vote for featured articles · Did you know... ... that the Angel of Death is after you? 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(Pictured) ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet? ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join? ... that the butler did it? ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... Donald Trump? More like... Donald Gay! Hah, gottem! ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class? ... that the Angel of Death is after you? (Pictured) ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks? ... no, you didn't! Stop lying! ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO! ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out? ... that Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us? (Pictured) ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet? ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join? ... that the butler did it? ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... Donald Trump? More like... Donald Gay! Hah, gottem! ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class? ... that the Angel of Death is after you? (Pictured) ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe? ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap? ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks? ... no, you didn't! Stop lying! ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life? ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO! ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?	In the news Trump launches war with Iran, is given another Peace Prize (Pictured) Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey; Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! 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March 5: Jump to the Beat of the Party Line Day (Turkey) 1914 - Preparations for the wildest party known to mankind are well on their way 1947 - The wildest party known to mankind begins today, death tolls are still rising. 1991 - Emperor George Bush, Sr. takes over all of the Americas, except Hawaii. 1999 - The party almost stops over fear of the Y2K Bug. Then someone gets a fly swatter. Party continues. 2006 - Party nearly ends due to sudden Bird Flu epidemic. Ends with Bird Flu being deported to Britain and the death of Big Bird. Party Continues. 2008 - Aliens invade the Eastern Seaboard, destroying the cities of New York and Washington, D.C., party suspended until Will Smith blows up their mothership. 2148 - End of the World, the Turks party in Heaven, with Allah, Buddha and Jesus.
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Writer and Noob of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so. Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage! Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

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