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Dead Dicks, besides being the enduring legacy of mythomaniacal former U.S. Presidents, Lyndon Baines Johnson and "Tricky Dick" Nixon, are also a numerical unit of one in Vietnam War "grunt-speak." The term was first used to describe a war stiff reported by the Vietnamese and American governments during the "body count" game. "Body-count" was a ghastly, albeit highly rated televised sport notorious for being imposed on the citizens of Vietnam and America by the captains of both teams. Essentially a dead dick is the complete opposite of a live dick, also known in Vietnam as a "Swinging Dick." From the onset both sides of the conflict agreed via negotiations that "the only good dick is a dead one." Accordingly the scoring system came into play and the game was once again a-foot. (Full article...)
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 - ... that sarcasm is a higher form of wit than the Russian Reversal?
- ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true Irishman does?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
- ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?
- ... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
- ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that sarcasm is a higher form of wit than the Russian Reversal?
- ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that the amount of cats in the area is directly proportionate to the distance from the Hot Dog factory?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
- ... that no true Scotsman sugars his porridge, while every true Irishman does?
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March 7: Talk Like Caveman Day
- 11,000 BC - Grog think very hard and make up number coming after two, called like "tree" but dumb: Grog pummeled with many rock for wasting everybody's time.
- 9800 BC - All the mammoths are burned to death by Grog, his friends pelt him with poop since they have no food, but now there is no poop to eat either.
- 2580 BC - Grog's best friend Enkidu seduced by city-slicker propaganda, play dress up as civilized instead of sucking on rocks and eating bugs like good old days.
- 2500 BC - Grog sandboards down the slope of the Pyramids, is detained and put on cave arrest.
- 1309 AD - Grog is happy and healthy in cave, while stupid civilized people die of Cholera and Plague, at least until Grog eat juicy rat.
- 1995 - Unabomber say modern gizmos bad for soul of humanity, but Grog have smelly green leg and must punch antelope to death everyday for breakfast so what does he know.
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