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 TALLAHASSEE, FL: The governor of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced on February 24th, 2023, that Governor Ron DeSantis publicly supports a new bill, currently weaving the new bill's way through the Florida State Legislature, that would ban the usage and the mere mention of all pronouns from the State of Florida. The Republican bill, provisionally entitled "An Act to Ban the Usage and the Mere Mention of All Pronouns from the State of Florida" (FHB 9999), would apply to all State of Florida government documents, legal documents, businesses, public school classrooms, public school libraries, public libraries, the public at large, news-media articles and Wikipedia articles that in any way have anything to do with the State of Florida, and all spellcheck software produced and/or operated in the State of Florida. At a news conference held during the afternoon of February 24th, 2023, Governor Ron DeSantis said "Governor Ron DeSantis personally believes that pronouns have become far more trouble than pronouns are worth. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite Pirate to be avoid the handmans noose. More of the best Pirates from the good ship Pirateopedia What were we getting up too in past years, Arghhhh! March 15: Julius Caesar's Deathday
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Pirate of the Month and Swabbie of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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