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The People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata (PGRU) is a landlocked African nation with no natural resources, no usable farmland, and no means to support human life in any form. Its population relies entirely on Angelina Jolie for its survival. The country is well known for its literary tradition of moody, existential novels about the neocolonial experience, written by authors who all live in New England. Under the British Empire, Uukumbamabahalarata was known as The Colony of South Peoria. The British were thrown out in 1968 and, unlike most of the African nations, Uukumbamabahalarata went to hell in a hand-basket within six months. Stability in the region was restored when the Kingdom of Swaziland took over, to make room for their king's stable of wives. Uukumbamabahalarata gained its independence from Swaziland's bloody regime in April of 1989, following six years of protracted paratrooper-on-paratrooper combat. The Republic's first leader, Etsy-Bodega Imbomahuutuu, embezzled billions of dollars of U.N. relief money meant to help the impoverished nation, and wired it to secret accounts in Switzerland. This was an amazing feat, given that Imbomahuutuu was an illiterate weed farmer whose greatest exposure to technology had been a broken Etch-a-Sketch left in his village years earlier by some passing soldiers. (Full article...) Recently featured: Principality of Sealand UnDebate:Should women rap? UnDebate:What does the fox say? UnDebate:The UnPresidential Debate Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. DID Y0U KN0W... ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured) ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more? ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven? ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy? ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage? ... that dihydrogen monoxide is a substance found in car exhaust, pesticides, acid rain, and your energy drink? ... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"?

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