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Thursday night, the news broke that National Enquirer publisher and former Donald Trump ally David Pecker (hee-hee) was planning to blackmail Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos with pictures of the retail giant's own pecker. That's right, a guy named Pecker wants to expose Jeff Bezos's John Dingell for the whole world to see. (Full article...)

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David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker
Butts and peckers? Is this the Evening News with Beavis & Butthead?

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Apple pie chart (history, logs)

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Apple pie chart

The apple pie chart: A winning presentation.

Image credit: Okochama
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 10
Nomination:
For Votes: 19
  1. For. 75% -the evidence speaks for itself --Whywhywhy 16:06, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. For I like how the crumbs are left behind in the tin. --Mosquitopsu 17:08, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  3. For I made this pic for the Delicious charts article, though i didn't nominate it myself. Cheers to who did. I also ate about 25% of it :p --Okochama 21:57, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  4. For The picture simply and effectively provides me with a hilarious mental image of a board meeting where a guy who has just stuffed his face with 75% of pie is explaining its deliciousness quotient. --Quilty 01:52, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  5. For Hey, it's pretty much great. 'Nuff said. --Oracleoftruth 03:35, 6 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  6. For I can't think of anything else to say. --T.W. North
  7. For --Isra1337 08:20, 8 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  8. Conditional For. Add Apple Pie Chart to the caption. Acid Ammo 03:14, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  9. Done and done. And for --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 03:10, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  10. For Yeah. I'm at a loss for words. CX06:19, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  11. For --Paulgb 21:44, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  12. For. Perfect for those long, financial organization meetings! -JBob 19:46, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  13. Bradaphraser
  14. Uncyclopedian
  15. anon32
  16. LinkTGF
  17. Ianweller
  18. Marco Raimey
  19. Feureau
Against Votes: 9
  1. Against Eh, it's sort of plain. --—rc (t) 02:51, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  2. Dawg
  3. Todd_Lyons
  4. Ghelae
  5. LeoFed
  6. MoneySign
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  9. Against; I'm not sure why I haven't already voted against this...but yeah, I don't like it and never did. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:01, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
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Featured --—rc (t) 07:15, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


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Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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