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Edward Christopher "Ed" [insert singular 3rd person subjective pronoun]eran (born 17 February 1991 - died NEVER) is a Canadian-British singer-songwriter, actor, owner of a bar in London, and Rupert Grint lookalike. He is also known as "Teddy" on Instagram. Additionally, he is considered to be the "one true god" of his home country, and even the entire world. Asides from that, he's known to the public as the "Ginger Jesus". Ed is arguably a fad of the year 2017 and also a British nationalist. Even though his career was meant to fade away at the end of the 2010s, he manages to still make music to this day, much to everyone's annoyances. He is known to have a lot of chart hits, especially in the UK, including "The B Team", "Untitled (Take Me Into Your Loving Arms)", "Nothing Happens After Two" and most infamously, "I'm Back & I'm Desperate". However, they are most likely plagiarized, but he still gets away with it. His private life isn't very well known, thanks to having no surveillance cameras in his home and the fact that the address to it is changed every day. Despite having a male given name, Ed somehow manages to have female pronouns as part of his surname, so, logically, he would've instantly became a "she" right away. Oh fuck, how do we go by them again?
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- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
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- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
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- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
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- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
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