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Dead Dicks, besides being the enduring legacy of mythomaniacal former U.S. Presidents, Lyndon Baines Johnson and "Tricky Dick" Nixon, are also a numerical unit of one in Vietnam War "grunt-speak." The term was first used to describe a war stiff reported by the Vietnamese and American governments during the "body count" game. "Body-count" was a ghastly, albeit highly rated televised sport notorious for being imposed on the citizens of Vietnam and America by the captains of both teams. Essentially a dead dick is the complete opposite of a live dick, also known in Vietnam as a "Swinging Dick." From the onset both sides of the conflict agreed via negotiations that "the only good dick is a dead one." Accordingly the scoring system came into play and the game was once again a-foot. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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| *... That Hanukkah is the festivle of lights, and has been celebrated by kids for the same reason for several thousand years?
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- ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
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- ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
- ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020 was caused by Uncyclopedians?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
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- ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
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- ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
- ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020 was caused by Uncyclopedians?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
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- ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
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- ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
- ... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that The Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020 was caused by Uncyclopedians?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
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On this day...
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March 7: Talk Like Caveman Day
- 11,000 BC - Grog think very hard and make up number coming after two, called like "tree" but dumb: Grog pummeled with many rock for wasting everybody's time.
- 9800 BC - All the mammoths are burned to death by Grog, his friends pelt him with poop since they have no food, but now there is no poop to eat either.
- 2580 BC - Grog's best friend Enkidu seduced by city-slicker propaganda, play dress up as civilized instead of sucking on rocks and eating bugs like good old days.
- 2500 BC - Grog sandboards down the slope of the Pyramids, is detained and put on cave arrest.
- 1309 AD - Grog is happy and healthy in cave, while stupid civilized people die of Cholera and Plague, at least until Grog eat juicy rat.
- 1995 - Unabomber say modern gizmos bad for soul of humanity, but Grog have smelly green leg and must punch antelope to death everyday for breakfast so what does he know.
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