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For every 10 production workers a company has, there needs to be at least one employee who stands there with his arms folded and watches them. However, in modern times, it's not uncommon to have a single yet highly devoted control freak to supervise scores of employees. HowTo: Be A Production Manager is the perfect guide for anyone who finds themselves thrown into this lucrative position through nepotism, extortion or influential friends.
A Production Manager essentially acts as the liaison between the office staff and the dregs of society known as production workers. The unpleasant part of the job is that sales and management are able to use you as the focal point of their rage, due to the inherent responsibilities of the position, and the traditional purpose of the Production Manager is to transfer that abuse to the bottom of the employee food chain. When you play your cards right, everyone will be fighting amongst themselves and the winds of blame shall never touch your sails. (Full article...)
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- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
- ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more?
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- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
- ... that there's more to the 9/11 attacks than the conspiracy theorists would have you believe? Like, way more?
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