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Edward Christopher "Ed" [insert singular 3rd person subjective pronoun]eran (born 17 February 1991 - died NEVER) is a Canadian-British singer-songwriter, actor, owner of a bar in London, and Rupert Grint lookalike. He is also known as "Teddy" on Instagram. Additionally, he is considered to be the "one true god" of his home country, and even the entire world. Asides from that, he's known to the public as the "Ginger Jesus". Ed is arguably a fad of the year 2017 and also a British nationalist. Even though his career was meant to fade away at the end of the 2010s, he manages to still make music to this day, much to everyone's annoyances. He is known to have a lot of chart hits, especially in the UK, including "The B Team", "Untitled (Take Me Into Your Loving Arms)", "Nothing Happens After Two" and most infamously, "I'm Back & I'm Desperate". However, they are most likely plagiarized, but he still gets away with it. His private life isn't very well known, thanks to having no surveillance cameras in his home and the fact that the address to it is changed every day. Despite having a male given name, Ed somehow manages to have female pronouns as part of his surname, so, logically, he would've instantly became a "she" right away. Oh fuck, how do we go by them again?
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- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
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- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
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- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
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- ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's?
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
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- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that if the earth were the size of an apple, we would fall off?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
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