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The streets of Laredo are a collection of avenues, boulevards, parkways, and other thoroughfares in the city of Laredo, Texas, USA. They are known for their grid pattern, flat nature, and proximity to the city of Nuevo Laredo in neighbouring Mexico.

The streets of Laredo are paved with asphalt, while some outer roads are mere concrete or gravel-like paths. All registered vehicles in Laredo ideally drive on these streets, as do segues, blood donation trailers and ice-cream carts which have differing licensing schemes. Pedestrians use these streets for going from one place to another in Laredo, although they usually keep to the sidewalk.

Most streets have two lanes while bigger streets have multiple lanes. Notable thoroughfares in Laredo can even have up to eight lanes, and are considered among the most consequential streets of Laredo. Most of the streets of Laredo are fronted by buildings with street addresses. Some, however, are fronted only by vacant lots. All the streets of Laredo are at surface level minus underpasses, dug-in roads, overpasses and tunnels. (Full article...)

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  • ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
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  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
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  • ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
  • ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
  • ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
Rod serling.jpg
  • ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
  • ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
  • ... that being safe with guns is- *BANG*
  • ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
  • ... that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
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  • ... that within a few weeks of being held in captivity dolphins are able to train humans to stand at the side of a pool and throw them fish?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
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  • ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
  • ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?

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