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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
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- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
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- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
- ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
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- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
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- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that a rose by any other name would be called something else?
- ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
- ... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?
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- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
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