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At the end of the 2010 spring season, NBC canceled longtime staple Law & Order, a program that had run on the network for twenty consecutive seasons and been instrumental in wresting away viewers in the critical 65-and-older demographic from competing network CBS and the upstart Bingo Channel. The storied program has since become the most syndicated show in the history of television, often airing a cumulative seven hours between TNT, AMC and Bravo on any given weekday, not to mention providing the basis for Sam Waterston’s lucrative insurance commercial career. The show’s current heir-apparent is Law & Order: Los Angeles, a show that uses the exact same premise as Dick Wolf’s original brainchild, albeit with a different cast and setting. This incarnation of the show, however, was not the only Law & Order spinoff that NBC considered. (Full article...)

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  • ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
  • ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
  • ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
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  • ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
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  • ... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
  • ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
  • ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?
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  • ... that NASA will one day send sharks to space?
  • ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
N1.jpg
  • ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
  • ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
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