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You seem like the guy...

Who would know where to find crappy short cow-boy stories which to parody. I have started but it is hard to parody something you haven't actually seen much of. For this. I was thinking of either taking it in the direction of a western set in modern times or a western set back "then" with modern themes? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:56, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

A used book store? I don't really know. Amazon probably has some collections of western short stories. If you happen to live near (or in) the Library of Congress, they have a bunch on microfilm (I kid you not. Congress must be fun). Googling such tales is a possibility, but "western", "cowboy". I'm not a western type of guy, I reckon. I was once told that there wasn't enough room in this town for the both of us. "This town" was a different town, at the time. I moved. Then, the indians attacked my stagecoach, but I distracted them with a well-timed pointing out of the gold "in them thar hills". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:54, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

An Unvitation?

No one is forcing me to do this, I just thought that this might be just up your alley. I kinda consider you to be one of the funnier motherfuckers on this site as far as witty improv stuff goes, and we thought having some celebrity faces around the office might make for some publicity. Care to join us? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:58 Jun 1

I've been looking at it, actually. Believe it or not, however, I'm not an improv kind of user. Even this single, simple comment here that you are reading here, right now, here, now, is an amalgam of nine different drafts written over a period of seventy hours. Appearing nonchalant, devil-may-care and off-the-cuff is much harder than it looks. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

DO IT. Do it. Doooooo it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:08 Jun 1

As with all things here, I'll do it if anything comes to me. I let Sophia guide me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:10, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

What if I cum come squirt ejaculate to you? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 15:14 Jun 1

You're not a very good salesman, are you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

RAAAWR

RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:52 Jun 5

I had to vote for it. It was tough doing so, as I have these stubby little arms. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

RAnd

hi randi (hair of your pipe(pen-is)) matharchodth tere naam lounde baigan ke baal --Raunak Roy ( Representative of God ) 19:22, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

I hear you loud and clear. Unfortunately, I have no idea what you're saying. I assume it's about gardening. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:00, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Pen-is? Pen is what? What is pen? Who's my real dad? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:19 Jun 9

And I thought that Soviet Russian was weird. America, what a country! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:41, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

What are the chances?

Of you gracing this? With a vague likeness of you, and not a South Park recreation of your "you iz undar my spel" pic. G'wan, look at all the lovely piccies already on there. There's an appreciative nod all the way from wherever it is I work in it for you... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:19, Jun 12

I made it look exactly like the way that I, myself, really do look in the the real world, really for real. Seriously! You'll be surprised! Exclamation point! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Raep?

That was pretty underhanded, Modus. Semi-archiving so as to preserve your talk page's slutitude. Be warned: I will raep this talk page eventually. sirsysrq @ 02:44 Jun 22

I do everything semi. This is why I only get charged with attempted murder. Plus, I'm not very good at the killin'. It takes practice, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:21, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, to be honest I'm not great at raep, either. I'm usually just charged with indecent exposure, which is equally thrilling, however twice as embarrassing and hard to explain to my parents. sirsysrq @ 16:54 Jun 22

Don't bother explaining it to them. There's a rule in writing that applies here, I think: Show, don't tell. That's the only way they will understand. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:33, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Nurd

You realize that they're nerdier than us, really and truly Modus? Because I put the people who edit Final Fantasy 11-pedia into the same category as people who like country music: motherfuckers who think they're better than us. Maybe you agree?   Le Cejak • <23:56, 23 Jun 2008>

Their level of nerdiness clearly surpasses ours. They are equivalent to a level twelve Ranger, while we're a level three Thief and we lost our dagger. Also, we failed our saving throw (and by a long shot, too). Damn nerds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:24, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, they still think they're better than us.   Le Cejak • <3:42, 24 Jun 2008>

Yeah. They totally tried to budge ahead of us in line at the Startrek convention. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Mah Nà Mah Nà

Hay dood. I'm finally having a go at recording some audio for Mah Nà Mah Nà (doo doo doo-doo doo) and there are a couple of things I'd like clarified. First of all, in the lead, when you have ad insanitanum instead of the slightly more popular ad insanitum (135 google hits as opposed to 2), is that entirely intentional? Also, is it okay if I leave out the history section? The segue is nice in the article but I don't think it would work so well in audio, without the videos present. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:55, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

If you are crazy enough to want to do an audio for that particular page, do whateveritisthatpleasesyouthemost. Yes, that is a word. It's in the new dictionary, the one that only the cool kids get. That's why I have one. I'm cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Re: I'm not really leading

Ref: this, UnSignpost stories appear to have bylines (see Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-19-08). I'm just following those that came before. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh. Ok, then. Umm..... ok. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

I'm just saying that it has precedence. It's not just me. I'm not egocentric. Seriously! Why, just the other day while I was gazing at myself in the mirror, with the mirror-me gazing back, I thought to myself "Boy, am I ever humble". Also, you don't have to copy my comment from your talkpage to mine. You can just reply on your talkpage. Now it looks like I started a topic on my own talkpage, which is crazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:19, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Oh, alright - no more copying comments - got it! haha sorry about that! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:46, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

No biggie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Modusoperandi!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Modusoperandi, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

Thanks but I'm afraid that I have to turn down your offer. I'm firmly rooted in my own independence. It's my defining characteristic. Well, that and the naked thing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:09, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

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Excuse me sir. You might want to check out this and then this. Don't be a fashion DON'T! --Charitwo^Talk 00:20, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Pah, kids these days! Back in my day, we used old versions of applications, and we were happy, dagnabit! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I'd like to offer my deepest sympathy for your recent Sysoppage

Why? Why must it always take the beautiful ones? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Beautiful ones? On the internets? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

ha! Now I finally have a chance to get more VFHs than you! Run along and do your big adminny things. While I in the background shall write many many goods n' shit! Get them awards while yer polishin' the site!   Le Cejak • <0:40, 01 Jul 2008>

You forget, young Cajek, my considerable catalog of...evil! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Gratz.

Congrats on the oppage. sirsysrq @ 01:27 Jul 1

General relativity is wrong man. When I fell, I fell upwards. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

For lack of something original to say, I shall say this: Congrats on the oppage. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:39, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

The cream rises to the top, they say. After you skim off the cream, you get me. That's even sexier than it sounds. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:16, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Once upon a time, I received some admin-type advice from this user guy...

I'm don't want you going the way of Braydie or Sbu, so don't do too much admin-type stuff. They burned themselves out, I think. Plus, Braydie's computer was made of wicker, which made his 20,000,000 admin-related edits more work than they really needed to be. I blame myself for Sbu...I let you pawn the mahna mahna virus off on her. Still, her adminness probably didn't help. Remember this message? I love nostalgia. Anyways, I'm even being lazy and copy/pasting this to your talk from my archives. I'd recommend you do the same (the lazy part, I mean). It's not a 100 yard dash. It's a marathon; a marathon that never ends. ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:26, Jul 1

If there is one thing you don't have to worry about, it's me doing too much admin-type stuff. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Congrats MO

Now I can finally steal your muse and go back to writing. Is she butt naked by the way? Oh, and if YOU stop writing, I'll tell that nice English lad with the drugs to take your ban hammer away. ~ 07:43, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

I don't own Sophia, man. She's her own woman. No, she's not naked. I'm not sure, actually. She smacks me with her purse every time I try to look at her. I don't plan to stop writing. In fact, I rarely plan anything here. It's worked out pretty good, I think. And thanks. Once I figure out what this "Admin" thing is, I'll be the best one ever. Like Braydie was, but lazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:16, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

About. Fucking. Time. Very glad to see it. --UU - natter 08:48, Jul 1

I'll just add my wee bit to the chorus, well done and good luck with your new diabolic powers;)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:57, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Now I can fly and control men's minds. Adminshiphood is a lot like the higher levels of scientology. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Dammit Modus, Tom swore us all to secrecy! Seriously though, congratulations. I think the most memorable part of this whole affair will be the typo Codeine made while opping you. Honestly, he's a school teacher. How will he ever live this down? — Sir Manticore 08:00, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

How so? Heze a grate skool techer! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Wtaz about dam time. You ban and huff logs are already starting to read like one of your articles. Love it. :) MrN 10:03, Jul 2

Ban & Huff were a Vaudeville act, by the way. They were black. Of course, back then people didn't call them black. Ahhhh, good times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

I haven't been around much lately, but I'm really proud of you. Or rather, I was, years ago when I first thought you deserved this. By now, I'm just bored with you. But in a good way.--<<>> 21:08, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I, too, am bored with you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:10, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Aw, you say the sweetest things when you're not drunk.--<<>> 21:31, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

It's the same when I'm drunk, but with more heavy petting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:40, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

VFD

Good day Sir Modus! Hea, looks like we have another sysop who takes an interest in VFD! Yay!!! /me runs around the room cheering!.... I must admit I'm a tad confused as to what you are doing with the good old {{VFDc}} template over on VFD though... for example. You appear to be putting it onto every article which you have deleted. Um? Now perhaps I have lost my marbles. Well, truth is I never had many to start with, but I thought that we used that VFDc thinggymebob for when an article had been "kept" rather than when it's just deleted. Normally when I archive the VFD page I just look for the ones which have a red link (to tell me they are huffed) and the kept ones are marked with "VFDc" as well as a comment being left by the admin to the effect that it was them that kept it. Normally admins don't bother saying anything in the comment section when they delete, I guess cos the details are available in the huff log. Umm... I hate to point fingers, but... Um? Sausages? :-) MrN 15:51, Jul 2

Yeah, what he said, but less rambly. Also, I automatically click on VFDc tagged articles to put the VFD kept template on the talk page - it's very handy, as long as it's only on kept articles. Would you mind awfully? Finally, some kind of amusing comment such as you often make at this point. One about monkeys. --UU - natter 15:58, Jul 2

Or trousers. Comments about trousers are much better than comments about monkeys in my view. Unless they are about sausages. Oh. I'm rambling again? Anyway... Did you see the game last night? MrN 16:04, Jul 2

Why must you fill my talkpage with lies? I, as a competent and well trained admin, with more than mumble years of adminish experience under my belt, would never do something so silly. I suggest that you make an appointment with your eyebologist to have your eyesight checked. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

It's true UU. I checked back and apparently we imagined the whole thing. Dam, Modus must have spiked the punch again. MrN 16:19, Jul 2

I banned myself for my tomfoolery by me, myself. On an unrelated note, I've been banned a bunch of times recently and, spookily, never noticed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:24, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

# (Block log); 16:20 . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Modusoperandi with an expiry time of 10 minutes: Messing with VFD? You, sir, disgust me)

Considering the circumstances this constitutes a disgusting abuse of power. Congratulations, you will make a great admin. ;) MrN 16:26, Jul 2

I know. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! (Also, my first and only block blocked me, which sets up the good-me/evil-me dynamic for the sequel, Modusoperandi II: Electric Boogaloo) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:38, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Maybe your second ban should be me for mentioning about adding ICUs? I noticed that you had given some out without providing a fix message? Does ya not have that fancy .js thing which does all the tying for you? People have been shot in the pants for just giving an ICU with out leaving a fix message you know... /me puts trousers over head and awaits the expected ban... MrN 16:46, Jul 2

I didn't add the ICUs. I noticed the pages on QVFD, went to the pages, and people had tagged the pages with ICU (frequently just before I got there). If there is blame to be had, it falls on shoulders other than mine. I'm just taking baby steps in to this whole "admin" thing. I plan to mess up other places in other ways, later. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:15, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm...the two that I remember were both WIPs (I put on QVFD that one was ICU. I'm flakey. Like pie). I'm not huffing a WIP until it expires. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:22, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

trousers... It's all good. I noticed that you had not huffed Spot. (oh it's gone!) A lot would have, but I see where you are coming from in wanting it kept. If you are happy that everything below a certain point on QVFD is OK to be archived you can put {{QVFDc}} at said place and that let's us Poopsmiths know that it's OK to archive from that point down... ;) Fun this admin stuff eh? MrN 17:33, Jul 2

I'm more an inclusionist than a deletionist. I think we should at least give a crappy page enough time to prove that it won't be uncrapulated by its author before we huff it (hence ICU/WIP, etc). As for {{QVFDc}}, that's how I divide groceries at the checkout. That triangular plastic bar is soooo last millenium. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Amen to that. I have put a fair bit of effort into getting rid of our old crap so that we can get some nice fresh stuff into it's place for a while... The fresh poo at least encourages the new users to stick around long enough for them to learn to produce that which is of a less pungent nature. A well placed {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=Nice start, but you need to work on this some more|sub=short}} will often keep the other admins and their nasty deletionist hufmasters at bay... Anyway, I'm filling your talk page with pointless pants again, so I bid you good day sir. MrN 18:04, Jul 2

Thanks for dropping by. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:13, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm telling you, those poopsmiths got all cofused after messing around poop for such a long time. Should I ban them for you? Should I? May I? May I? Please? ~ 20:24, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea, I even asked myself for a ban and did not even get one! What's a guy got to do around here eh? Nominate Mordillo to be a crat or something? MrN 20:30, Jul 2

There's a thought, you'll get all sort of angry masked crats knocking on your door at 2am. ~ 20:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

No. They're good kids. They just get a little bit rambunctious when a mommy comes home with a new admin, that's all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:36, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Its me, I need something, long time no talk...

...hi Handsome.

I need something. An image for Goldilocks and the Three Bears. So far the images are just so-so, but I need something that can punch it up and do two things: 1) Have people go "Oh my GOD!" in a good way, and "Oh my GOD!" in shocked, forgotten how to breath sense of the word.

Can you do it? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:44, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I love you, but you couldn't have picked a worse time. Normally, it feels like I work all the time. Currently, I work all the time. For example, I just got home from work, and in eight hours I'm going back. If you can wait a few weeks (maybe a month) for shit to settle down, I can. Until then, it's all I can do just to stay awake. Try asking the most recent PotM. That'll learn 'im. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:28, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Wikipedia editors

What happened? you lost your sense of humor? There are taboos in the sect? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 213.254.232.114 (talk • contribs)

Looking at your contribs, I assume you meant the all-cap'd WIKIPEDIA EDITORS. With text like "Wikipedia editors are mentally-ill nerds. They spend their days editing articles about subjects they never heard of as their only knowledge is computer usage.". They do suck, don't they? What you have to do, is make the reader care. The reader knows that wikipedia editors are the worst. They want more. Can you give them more? Would you like to sign up for an account, so that I can move whateverpageitwas into your userspace? This way, you could improve, fill out and finish the page before anybody else sees it.Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:48, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

User:Evil Pi/Uncyclopedian Nazi Party

Hey Modus... You seem active right now. Evil Pi's Nazi party was huffed by Mordillo before, and he just recreated it. Keep an eye on this bastard, and maybe huff his thing again.   Le Cejak • <15:37, 10 Jul 2008>

Okay. I'm all over it like something that's on something else. (Why can't we have a Nazi Party, anyway? What if I want to rally?) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:41, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Then you join the Cannonball Run Party, and get Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise to fuck up a lot and make hilarious outtakes. Hilarious! --UU - natter 15:45, Jul 10

We should have the baked beans party, or better still the weetabix party! ~ 15:46, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

"I'm gonna stick these bleeds up your nose." "You mean those bleeds?" (cast breaks out in laughter) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:49, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Pop quiz!

Complete the following sentence, Modus, if you would:

“ Even though I've been a model Uncyclopedia user for over a year, voting for myself means that in reality I'm a(n) _________________________________________________ ”

:D   Le Cejak • <14:23, 14 Jul 2008>

Insane power hungry maniac?! ~ 14:33, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, Cajek, let me put it this way:

“You know who else self-for'd? That's right: Sauron. Think about it.”

~ Modusoperandi on Self-for'ing oneself into a position of power

You know who also self-for'd? JESUS. That's right. Our lord and savior: the king of kings. He self-for'd, and you know what he got for his trouble? His ass kicked. I think we need to re-examine "self-foring"   Le Cejak • <14:42, 14 Jul 2008>

This looks like a good place to mention I'm on both FFS AND UGotM. Vote for me! I know I did! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:44, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

I think I'm for self-examining. --UU - natter 14:45, Jul 14

Ey Cajek, he is YOUR lord and savior, and look where that brought him, that power hungry Jew...~ 15:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Did I say Jesus? I meant Sophia. Sorry about the confusion.   Le Cejak • <15:19, 14 Jul 2008>

bill gates vs linus torvalds

why did you erase – Preceding unsigned comment added by 209.32.159.25 (talk • contribs)

It appeared on QVFD, I read it and huffed it. If you'd like me to undelete it, sign up for an account and I'll move it under your userpage, so that you can finish it there before moving it out to mainspace.

When you get an account, contact me and I'll doing that moving thing that I talked about earlier in this very special episode of Talkpage.

Tips: Your page needs pictures, links, an intro of some kind, and...the format you chose makes it incredibly hard to read (putting everything in quote template format adds very little, at the cost of making the page look disjointed). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:18, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

move me something

hi I would like to enquire if this article Magibon article is good enough to be moved to the mainspace. It failed on grounds that the subject was of relative unnoteworthy or something like that. However reccently Wiki P has a version of it by itself. Therefore if it could had in very least gotten approval by a certain Admin at wiki P, could that mean it could gather approval from an admin of uncyclopedia. If the article is bad, I will employ constructive efforts of rehabilitating it. Perhaps making it more like a satire of wikiP's article. But until that, I haven't a slight clue of how to salvage this article.

[1] [2]

Thanks for your time Hetelllies 02:20, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I cleaned up some grammatical errors for you. The rest is up to you: before I move it, you need to clean up the last 2/3's of the page. One list is okay. A brazillion of them, not so much. (Also, even after reading the wikipedia page and the last link that leads to some crazy jibberish page, I still have no idea whether your page is good or not. That's the problem with niche pages. Nietzsche pages, too). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:34, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Got it! I'll rewrite that back part, then come back to you when I'm done. Thanks!! Hetelllies 08:27, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I've done a major revision to it. How does it fare up now?Hetelllies 10:09, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Wow...I just meant that you needed to trim the lists (edit a couple down and kill the rest). Where did the pictures go? With all the lists, it was too listy. Now it's too stubby. That was my handle back when I was a gangsta rapper, back in the day, by the way. 2 Stubb-E. Aw, yeah. Break it down, now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I understand that feeling... Okay here's what I'll do, I'll fatten the article by making it more web page like by having links and interwoven things to make it see more like a wiki article. Then I'll make minor references of related articles. I'll be back when I'm done.Hetelllies 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

About those pictures are that they seem a little vanityish to me so I dislinked them, what I think I will do is perhaps get some other picture of higher LOL to vanity ratio and place them as the intro pic or just leave it blank and hope some other contributer will come forward with a better contribution. Hetelllies 14:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Two words: Google Image Search. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay how about now... I've added more content to it and added some pics.Hetelllies 03:19, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Moved. On a side note; get Firefox. It tells you when you've misspelled something. You're a bad speller. Bad! If I was your english teacher, I'd toss a blackboard eraser at you. That's what mine did to me. Eventually her hate turned to love, and we coupled. Then she went to jail. A beautiful love story, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:13, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. And I am using Firefox, it's just that I disabled the spell checker. Heheh Pederasty. Hetelllies 11:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Modusoperandi, formulator extravagant

Any suggestions regarding this bit? The formatting is a bit messy, due to the article's nature. What do you think? ~ 15:57, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

You may want to compress bits like the "sneaky bastard" one from a bunch of 3 word lines to a paragraph. For the "court" bit, change the typeface to Courier or somesuch. I cleaned up the spelling/grammar, put u after the o (as it's Europe, nes pas?), and frenched up the French bit for you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:12, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

You're either very tired or having a bad time, where is the usual snappy retort eh? But anyway, thanks a lot, as usual. ~ 17:36, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Well...I worked yesterday evening, I'm working today, and I'm working again tonight. On the plus side, so far this month I have 20+ hours of overtime. On the negative side, I'm more flaky than usual (worse, I have an UnTune in progress, but doubt that I'll have time to record it before PLS closes). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:44, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I would have offered assistance, but I'm moving next week, and it's all hectic around here...~ 17:46, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Also, I would have probably broken multiple PLS rules and had to be deopped. ~ 17:50, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I would have accepted the offer, but for that PLS "rules" thing. Also, the only way to get it out of my head is to sing it out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

If I screwed you up onVFD....

Sorry! D: -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Um...no? The same thing that happened to me happened to you too, right? You went to delete a page, and it wasn't there. I'm not going to lose sleep over it. I don't sleep anyway...that's when the Martians getcha. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:11, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

They do? I wondered why my arse always felt funny in the morning... MrN 20:32, Jul 23

That was your ass? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

I HAVE A SECRET ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU

RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE VIA THE EMAIL ACCOUNT I HAVE LINKED TO THIS UNCYCLOPEDIA WIKI ACCOUNT. SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO COMPLY, THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN TWELVE SECONDS. SHOULD YOU CHOOSE NOT TO COMPLY, HOWEVER, THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IMMEDIATELY. sirsysrq @ 02:13 Jul 24

Ooooo. Sounds secretive. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

I especially like getting an error when I try to play your silly game. I've got an email address entered...do you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Of course, I get the same error trying to email myself. Congratulations, you broke the internets. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

...

See this to fix your settings. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Two seconds. I forgot this was here, actually. But thanks in advance for totally doing what I'm gonna ask you to do which totally has everything to do with Uncyc. sirsysrq @ 02:38 Jul 28

Okay, now that I've actually read it, I see that I'm fucked as far as Emailuser is concerned. Got Skype? sirsysrq @ 02:40 Jul 28

Actually, I just got through emailing myself via Uncyc. The game is still on! I will email you now, ignore the Skype thing. I have no Skype. There is no Skype. sirsysrq @ 02:42 Jul 28

I've agreed to nothing, so far. Thanks in advance for thanking me in advance, though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:54, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

White Trash Girl

Excellent. Uncyclopedia needs more Dead Milkmen. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:53, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad that I am not the only person who has heard of them. They, in turn, rue the day that they heard of me! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:22, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, you thought I meant the band... No, I just thought we should kill more milkmen. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm all for lactose intolerance, but killing is going too far. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:55, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

"My parents drove it up from the Bahamas." "You're joking!" "I must be, the Bahamas are islands." You're doing something on the Dead Milkmen? I can has link please? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:30, 30 Jul

We're talking about my Poo Lit entry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:29, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry that you feel that way

per this :-( ... /me cries... MrN 20:50, Jul 29

Oh...well, the rest of it disappeared, so I took out the last bit. Speaking of whoring, did you read that thing I wrote that one time? It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:08, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, you were not actually whoring anything in your text, so I did not think it was really helping the page. I did leave it there for a while though. There is no reason not to have a link to your user page on there should you wish. Speaking of that thing you wrote that one time... I would have loved to have read it, and maybe even contributed, but I did not know that you had written it... :-) MrN 21:19, Jul 29

My entry there was a joke, which is more important than any mere link to that thing I wrote that one time. There's plenty enough article whoring on my own userpage to suit me. I feel little need to spread it around. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:50, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey why don't you two cut the foreplay-crap and get to the sex? I wanna watch! - [22:25 29 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

This user talkpage is rated PG. You might see some cleavage, if you're lucky. Note: you're not lucky. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

/me Turns the other cheek... MrN 23:00, Jul 30

Barack Obama page

I don't see where it's a feud. I made some unchallenged changes while RAHB was online but you reverted them. Please allow people to make changes to popular political figures. If only one person is allowed to rule the page, it shortchanges the rest of the community. --OrkaWinfrey 07:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

It isn't a stub. It's quite a long article. Just because it has less than seven headers doesn't mean it's a stub. A stub is just short overall. A page could have zero headers and not be a stub, while a page could have 20 headers but be a stub. That's what this is about, right? Or is there more that I don't care to really look up cause I'm lazy? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:34, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm not going to go through every edit to see exactly what the both of you have verted or reverted or rereverted. I look at the page's history and see a revert war, with a steady degeneration of the level of discourse in the "edit comment" section. You and RAHB need to get together and come to a consensus on that page. If you can't, the both of you need to agree to never touch that page again. If you can't do either of those, I will ban you both. A revert war helps no one. Not you. Not RAHB. Most importantly, it does not help the page. You can both win, call it a draw, or lose. The choice, I leave up to you. The page is the thing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:40, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

So what you're saying is that if one person decides to behave as cybersquatter on one page, no one is allowed to make changes on that page without consulting the bully first? I'm sorry but in the 3 years I've contributed to Uncyclopedia (under one alias or another) I have yet to run across such a situation. --OrkaWinfrey 07:53, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

No. What I'm saying is that if two people get into a pissing contest, either they both have to work together or they both have to walk away. You both have to be the bigger man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I was told there would be milk and cookies. Anyways, I've had the Obama page on my watchlist for a while because the author seems to have disappeared, allowing it to endure the typical assault of edits to a page about a known figure. I cleaned up a lot of the mess, reverted bad faith edits, and then Orka and I got into this little war. Seeing the disturbance it caused, I've opted to take the page off my watchlist and discontinue editing it. If Orka decides he would like to discontinue editing it, that's fine too. I don't plan on editing the page anymore unless it's a case of blatant vandalism. I also don't care to point fingers, so while I could easily explain what this whole mess was about, I won't bother with it, unless somebody would particularly like to know. -RAHB 08:57, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

The bigger man? The pissing contest? Why do you assume everyone who uses Uncylopedia is a man? This site, a spoof of wikipedia, should be just that and make no assumptions. The Barack Obama page is not a spoof of Wikipedia but some kind of bizarre one man media show. A parody of something that doesn't even exist. This is why I've been tagging it with rewrite tags and stubs. Thanks to RAHB, it looks like we have his permission to let the parodies and mocking begin! Thanks RAHB. Sincerely, --OrkaWinfrey 05:16, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

First of all, you're just as guilty of making assumptions as the rest of us. The assumption you immediately make is that we're trying to be discriminatory in some way or another. The assumption you make is that we're all a bunch of fascists who are against you. The world is against you. That's what I gathered from our little IRC chat the other night, and this confirms it. However, I digress. Do whatever you want to that page, I stand that I'll only revert in the case of blatant vandalism, which isn't what you've been doing, so therefore I take no interest in your edits. -RAHB 05:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Relax. Deep breaths. The bigger man is figurative. Two people fighting over a page (which is how it looked) is called a "pissing contest". As for the style of the Obama page; not everythig here is a direct spoof of Wikipedia. Nor should it be. All encyclopedia-style pages all the time would get boring. We have much more to offer than that, from bizarre one man media shows to parodies of things that don't even exist. If you don't like the style of a page, start a rewrite under your userpage, then when it's fleshed out ask on the Obama page if anyone minds you overwriting the current page with your version (include a link to your version so that people can compare the two). If no one says "nay" in a week or so, copy your version over the existing version and put "crazy rewrite of madness" or somesuch in the edit summary. Alternately, just edit it as you see fit. The worst thing that will happen is that someone will revert it. Lastly, since it's not a stub, don't tag it with the stub tag. Stub tags are for stubs. Extra lastly, thanks RAHB. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:18, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Figured I should tell you, Orka and I have just had a very productive conversation in IRC, and I think we've been able to mend our disagreements. I've taught her how to make a subpage, and she plans on rewriting her own version of the page, and has asked me to help out with it, which I intend to do as much as I can. We also had a nice discussion about the philosophy of humor, or some such. Then old Uncle Sam came down and told us one of his "back in the day" stories, and Granny tucked us into bed and read us stories, just like back in the old days. Anyways, I figured you'd like to hear that we had come to an agreement. (Though if Orka is reading this, I do recommend reading Modus's explanation above. I seem to have left that out in our conversation, at least parts of it.) Cheers to you, Captain. -RAHB 07:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah! Also, Orka, I apologize for implying that you were a man. It was the moustache that threw me. Seriously though, that I managed to maintain some semblance of gender neutrality for so long in this conversation impresses even me, and my standards for such things are notoriously high. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks to RAHB for teaching me about the subpage process (which I promptly forgot). I never did take good notes. Since this isn't strictly a parody of wikipedia I've decided not to rewrite the page but make edits to its "media show" format whatever that is. And to MOdus: my moustache is only visible at certain times of day and under special full spectrum lighting. Nice talking to y'all and getting to know you better. See ya later! --OrkaWinfrey 04:59, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

RAHB and I are always here, if you have a question. No choice, really, what with the saimese twin thing and all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:56, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I suspected all along, even before you let the cat out of the bag. --OrkaWinfrey 06:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Yup. Joined at the forehead. It makes it easy to split a milkshake, at least. Two straws, one shake. That's like 2 Girls 1 Cup, and yet somehow more nauseating. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:46, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

I don't quite see the correlation between sharing a milkshake and your disgusting link. Actually, I was kind of wondering how you relieve yourselves without, uh, how do I say this politely... having to launder your pants afterwards? --OrkaWinfrey 07:12, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Wikipedia is filthy, isn't it? You should see their page on Latin. Disgusting! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:07, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Not only filthy, but completely lacking in humor and duller than the Barack Obama page. If they were a magazine they would be in the doctor's office right next to Highlights, Parents Magazine, and a pamphlet on eckzema. --OrkaWinfrey 04:50, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Was that Kosher?

I sort of rushed in there - did I use the Oh Dear template, ban patrol right etc?:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

This or this? Two vandalous edits makes the former worthwhile. I'm not too sure about the latter. I'm pretty sure that he won't improve, and doubt that he'll be back after his week-long timeout, anyway. Personally, I air on the side of cautious skepticism, hence "pretty sure...won't" and "doubt", rather than the absolutist terminology that would indicate a black or white view. Hopefully, he'll come back as a new man and promptly take the site to heights never before imagined. If not, the adminatti will make the ban permanent. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:21, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Cool:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:24, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Lurking in the shadows

I have fixed the Last Bachelor Party image and ask that you take another look see. Hugs, PP Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Sure. I was the guy on the right. They credited the wrong guy in the caption for the paper, though. The wife was some pissed when she saw it. Not as pissed as when I abandoned her and the kids to follow an itinerant apocalyptic rabbi around, but close. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Mahna Mahna

Doo doo doo-doo doo. Well, I finished recording the article (for certain values of "finished"). I don't want to upload it just yet though because it sucks, and also because it's 56 megabytes when I export it as a WAV file. It clocks in at 11 minutes, but still that's way too big. This is my first time manipulating audio quite this way with Audacity, so I'm not sure how compression works. You've done audios before, right? You know, recording and mixing and stuff? If so, do you have any pointers on how to make this manageable? (Yes, I'm still on dial-up for the time being.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:25, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Well...it's been a while since I've messed with Audacity's settings, but I'll try to help.

If you're using Audacity: Under "Preferences", hit the "Quality" tab and drop the sample rate (44100 is CD quality, every step under that gets a little bit worse. 22050 or 11025 should be okay).

If you don't have Audacity's MP3 plugin yet, it's here. That page has instructions which I won't repeat here, as they are there, which is where they are. There.

When saving, "Export as MP3" rather than wav. Wav is straight, uncompressed audio, which is why it's so big. MP3 is tiny and has giant, expressive eyes. You just want to put it in your pocket and keep it safe for ever and ever.

If you decide not to use Audacity, but are instead using a program that is not, or "anti", Audacity, do the same things, but in different places and in different ways. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:24, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Awesome. Thanks. I knew I could count on you. You're like that one muppet who was a vampire and people called him "count" because vampires are automatically nobility. That was a muppet, right? I got it down to a little over 5 megabytes but it's still too big to upload. I'll try reducing the bitrate to 32kbps and see if that's any more manageable. Please never listen to it because it's horrible. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:24, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I'll never listen to it. That would require clicking on links. I don't do that. Links are like the toilet seat, and things that links link to are the herpes. By that, I mean that links are an urban legend. Also, I lost my train of thought. And my spoon for mixing metaphors. If I had listened to your audio, I would congratulate you for mixing in the song with the text. But I didn't, so you're going to have to seek kudos from someplace else. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:23, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

God knows that you coveted the idea

Prettiestpretty thanks thee for finding her image of Image:Thelastbachelorparty.jpg to be just right for Featured Photo Status Fondly, PP

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:53, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

No need to thank me. I saw the picture and thought to myself, "WWJD?". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:39, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I dislike you

I dislike you as a person. Just my two cents. Colonelcool 03:38, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah? Well, I dislike me in more ways than that! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:41, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Late!

OK, so bit of a long story, but I've been waiting for the last winner to send me an address (they still haven't, but never mind) and then I got sent to Poland suddenly, and I manage to leave the prizes round my sister's house. And I'd also just done my grocery shopping you know. So I've got, like, a whole fridge full of stuff that I'm not there to eat. And I left flowers in a vase which are going to stink. Kinda like the prizes, which as I say I forgot. They are back in England, or Surrey to be exact, and I'm not. So, umm... they are going to be rather late. Sorry! -- sannse (talk) 19:52, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Oh. So what you're saying is that something Poo Lit related got screwed up? Outrageous! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:19, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight? Thanks for a good laugh on a really dull thursday. Let me know when you're through tinkering with it, and I'm gonna nom the hell out of it. --UU - natter 09:50, Sep 4

It's a wiki. They're never done. I've gone back to pages that were "done" a year before and "done" them even more. I done them good, I does! Also, it's Thursday now? I really should get some sleep. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:52, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

If that's what you write without sleep, I'm putting you on a caffeine drip... --UU - natter 09:57, Sep 4

It was written when I wasn't sleepy. It's the tweaking that uses the power of insomnia. It's like He-Man's sword. Sleep is Orko. Or Man-at-Arms. Or some other 80's reference, like the A-Team's van. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:01, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

QVFD

You just cleaned out QVFD, and may or may not have noticed my new template. It's still a WIP, and I was wondering if the damn thing works or is overly annoying. Cheers, Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 08:34, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

It works and it's annoying. It's win-win. The black background for the page name is annoying, it's too busy, and it posts to QVFD by IP rather than user. Try "page name, mafia hat, date/time group" and posting by username (if possible). Then, rub an alligator's tummy. That makes 'em sleepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:11, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Gotcha... I think... I tried to not have the page name black, but it sucked. Back to the drawing board-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:14, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

K.I.S.S. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:23, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Ta for nobbling that pillock - my revert finger was getting RSI. --UU - natter 09:18, Sep 8

Cheers from me as well... A-hollerin' in IRC did nothing (How odd...) -- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:21, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

You two are just lucky that I'm stuck at wor... church. Yeah, that's it. Church. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:25, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Iaboredeum

Hey Mod. I forgot to mention that the Iaboredeum page was a work in progress my bad! Oh and, DFor some reason when I want to upload an image...I get to where the image size thing but clicking insert image wont work.

Anyways, luckily I only had a few sentences so it isn't really a bigg. I'll repost it when it is of more significent lengh.

Oh and where did the coctco_sucks got banned come from?

I forgot to login so I I created the page, logged in and then I added some stuff, saved it because I wanted to link it for a friend who will hopefuklly be editing this with me – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turncloak (talk • contribs)

1: Welcome to Uncyclopedia.

2: Iamboreddum is not a religion it's a way of life - Costcosucks

(who's banned by the moment -_-)

FIRST! - Michael Phelps (just got his account banned alonged with Costco)

...won't survive here. Unless there's something hilarious linking the disparate elements in this three line tale...I only see sportcruft and vanity. The first can survive if it's well thought out. The second, not so much.

3: New users have to wait three days before they're allowed to upload images. It's like a seven day waiting period for hanguns, but with less days and no guns.

4: Sign your posts on talkpages with four tildes (~~~~).

5: Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We love you. Seriously, we do. We're just playing hard to get. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:55, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

You stole my welcome...

Is it just because I'm cool?;) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:45, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

I hardly think that I "stole" your welcome. I prefer to think of it as an homage. And, no, you're not cool. That's why you're here, instead of whereveritis that cool people hang out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

The cool people desire me intensely, hence the term 'Ice cool' in reference to myself — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:11, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That tattoo can say whatever you want, but it doesn't make it so. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks + Grats

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Thanks for voting, can I just ask what, for you, was good about it? It got crazily good reception on VFH and I'm just wondering to see if I can maybe do it again. And congrats on your featured tune yesterday. You really do have a wonderful voice. Go on X-factor or whatever the canadian talent show is. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:10 13 September 2008

No problem. Your page was a good page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:33, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Insightful. Thanks agian! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:36 13 September 2008

If there's one thing I am, it's insightful. That Dalai Lama guy is always asking me stuff. After I reply, he's all "Whoa. That's friggin' insightful shit." Then I put him in a headlock. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:08, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

So the nerd asks you for help, you give it and then beat him up? Wow that's very advanced playground bullying technique. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:10 13 September 2008

It's not bullying. I'm simply partitioning out Karma for the universe. It's been a bit under the weather recently, and hasn't had the time to do it itself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:14, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

You should start up some kind of Kama Buisness! It'd be great. Never actually kill anyone -- because only Karma has the right to do that -- but send out your henchmen to rough people up a bit if tehy displease teh Universe. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:20 13 September 2008

I did for a while but, due to regulations, I had to hire Buddhists. They'd self immolate at the drop of a hat. It was pretty gross. Effective, but gross. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Mister Humphreys, are you being served?

Let's imagine for a minute that I'm mister Humphreys, and that I'm not being served. How is your SLA these days? ~ 09:17, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

I'll get on it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:20, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

One of these days I really need to buy you something. No, really. ~ 09:32, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry, I've already got something. A bunch of something. I'm up to my neck in something. Why, just last week, I tossed a bunch of something in the trash, simply because I had no room for it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:30, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

...and the minute after I saved the above, I got called in to work. *sigh* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:41, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

I hope your cape is out of the dry cleaners already...~ 14:59, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Shush! Gotham City's Dark Knight might be listening! You may have just foiled my nefarious plot to steal the famous Wayne diamond from the Wayne diamond display at Bruce Wayne's Annual Wayne Ball at Wayne Manor! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:54, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:12, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

So, about that thing I wanted to get you? ~ 08:03, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Well...you could help bust me out of Arkham Asylum. The Batman appeared at the Annual Wayne Ball right after I took the Wayne diamond. If only I could figure out how he got there so quickly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:19, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Errr..I was thinking more around the area of a pint of something...but that can do the trick as well...~ 08:21, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

If it's a pint of Escape from Arkham Brew, I'm in. (There are two versions of the butler pic. Pick the one you want and I'll huff the other) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:22, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

The current version is great. Can you maybe put his name in the credits as well? Something like Hitoshi Butlerro or something...? ~ 13:05, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

I can do exactly that. It's my superpower. I got it after I bit a radioactive spider. If you think that my backstory is nonsensical, you should hear my frontstory. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:14, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

I always thought that your backend is the best part of you. Thanks! I'll have to make up a new award for you. ~ 07:27, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

No! Thanking you for thanking me for doing that thing that you needed done by someone who turned out to be me and I did it is plenty enough for me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:38, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Top 3 August

How did we end up with 7 in our top 3, when Sania Mirza, Lewd Acts of the Apostles and Jew Claw were the three with the most votes? Ties don't work the way you've done it. Sania Mirza and LAotA came tied first and Jew claw came third. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:36, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

The top three #'s of votes. 6, 5, 4 this month. That's how I roll. Of course, I am quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:39, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

The Horror

~ 13:09, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Terrifying. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:32, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

This is a happy new Jewish year song, btw. ~ 19:27, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

It's a happy new Jewish year already? I thought that was last week! Oy oy oy! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:01, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

September 30th would be the first day of 5769. Oy vey indeed. ~ 18:43, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

5769? That's the Year of the Monkey, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:51, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Monkey bumming

Rejoice, Modusoperandi! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

---

Thats was really good reveiw and very helpful. I will be working on the article more and feel free to contibute any ideas you have with it. Thanks there:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:03, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait! That Pee Review I did was...helpful? Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:16, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Mrs. Mirza

Yeah, I did some of that because it is much more hilarious that way. Honestly, when I nommed this, I knew there was no chance in hell that it actually gets highlighted. I'm fine with that. But I think its hilarious the way I had it. So, my plan was to have it like that until it inevitably fails, and then re-add everything. Lets just say I'm treating it like an actual article, and editing out the unfunny stuff. I'm going to put it back to the way I had it for now. If you read this, and feel that I'm still utterly BSing you, then just change it back once more, and I won't touch it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:51, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

I love the orginality of having a discsussion page as an article, I would never have thought of that... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:11, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Good to know. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:01, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

The thing that you're forgetting to remember is: it's a talkpage. We ban people for editing other peoples' comments there. Remember to not forget that, before I go back to check and see if anyone has undone, or redone, the thing that I done. Editing or removing other people's comments on talkpages is bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:47, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

RULES < FUNNY

That is all. But I'm done trying to make that point. I'll change it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 00:07, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Without rules there would be anarchy. Anarchy! Besides, talkpages are for talk, not for editing other peoples' contributions. Pagepages are for editing other peoples' contributions. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:53, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, and yet some rules were meant to be broken. Not all of the time, but there are special cases. I personally think that this site should be about comedy first. Sometimes I fear that the rules get in the way of that. Actually, weren't most of the rules put in place to keep things funny instead of the random BS that was happening? This case wasn't for anything but for some fleeting wisps of comedy I found on this site, and I thought others might enjoy. Seems stupid for rules on this site get in the way of the comedy. But that's just one user's correct take on it. I'll just agree to disagree with you on this, and walk away. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 08:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

You can disagree. This won't change the fact that you're wrong. /me puts on serious face. There is a dividing line here. The wiki parts are for wikiing, the userpage parts are for page whoring, and talkpages are for talking. Each can be funny. There's nothing in the rules against that (and, if there were, I would be on the frontlines protesting such nonsense). I can't edit your userpage without your permission (with some minor exceptions), nor can I edit you out of a talkpage. On the talkpage in question, you edited out the contributions of others. That's a no no. "Temporary" or not, that makes baby Jesus cry. /me puts on clownface, juggles trout. Now, can we move on? My lunch is getting cold. Well, technically it's not my lunch. Bob's gonna be pissed. I know it's Bob's lunch, 'cause he wrote his name on the bag. Like a mere name will stop me. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:02, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

But...But..! I can't be wrong!!! I say we have another 20 days, 8 forums, and an article put aside strictly for this disagreement. And then at the end just decide that Uncyclopedia is falling down the crapper, and Bob is kind of a bastard, and the chicken salads he eats for lunch taste more like tuna salads. That's what I propose. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:27, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

Just remember that Uncyclopedia is the worst and you'll be okay. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

XD

Congratulations! You succeeded in being the first person on this site to actually make me literally ROTFLMAO with The sinner is highlighted in red. in the AFM article. You should get some... prize... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:02, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. I think that came about, in a roundabout way, from a discussion with a literalist/innerantist/fundamentalist/YEC on terms like "justice" and "mercy" and how their definitions change depending on whether we're using them to describe the actions of Man or when they're used to describe those of a deity (specifically one that metes out infinite reward or infinite punishment based on, not the finite crimes of finite lives, but the finite beliefs of finite believers and finite non-believers)...and being told, roughly, that:

-God is omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, and perfect, Therefore...

-God's Word (capital W), the Bible (specifically either the innerant KJV or the even more innerant NIV, if memory serves), is perfect. Therefore...

-"The Bible is the literal and all-True (capital T True) Word of God" (and where it conflicts with the facts of the real world, it's the "interpretation" of those facts that's wrong, not the Bible), and Scripture states that:

-"We are all sinners, born of sin, born in sin, born to sin and slaves to sin" (Paul had issues),

-God hates sin,

-The finite sins of finite Man are infinite to an infinite God (which is wrong. A finite anything is infinitely small when compared to an infinite anything. But I digress),

-His justice and mercy are absolute and perfect,

-God made everything in the universe, including Man,

-His sovereign rule is absolute,

...ergo we all deserve to burn for eternity in unimaginable torment in hell essentially for being, uh, human.

The bit in bold, which seems to be the "total depravity" bit in Calvinism, made it to the cartoon. The cartoon is funnier.

Now don't you feel better knowing the possibly true backstory? I, for one, sure do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:34, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Uh... erm... you still want your prize? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:45, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

No. You've got braces. That's a crotchal safety hazard. Firefox says that "crotchal" isn't a word. Silly program. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:27, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Despite the fact I don't have them... and teeth aren't a hazard? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:19, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes. My point exactly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:32, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Bonjoir! ^_^

Salut!Jem 'appelle Cecilla! Je suis Canadienne! Je suis de Quebec! Comment 'appelle vous? --98.183.186.31 14:54, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Tabernacle! Je suis un...um...tres tres grande pamplemousse. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:59, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Um...Parle'tu francise? ._. --98.183.186.31 15:11, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Un peu. Par example: Ou est la bibliotheque? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:15, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Je suis ne pas un pip! ~ 15:20, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Bon savoir. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:34, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

tu es pret? ~ 15:36, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

If there's one thing I am, it's pret. Why, on no less that two seperate occassions, somebody has come up to me on the street and commented on my, frankly excessive, pret-ness. Luckily, I have a licence. Licence to pret. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:42, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, D'accord! Modusoperandi, Comment Ca va? --98.183.186.31 16:09, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Comme ci comme sa. Et tu? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

Ca va Bien! Merci! --98.183.186.31 17:20, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, you IPs and your exotic foreign-sounding words... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:28, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Are you people trying to make me look stupid?   Le Cejak • <18:21, 28 Sep 2008>

Obviously not. You perform that task quite adequately on your own. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

"Obviously"? "adequately"? Stop being a smartass and just tell me what the hell you're talking about, Frenchie!   Le Cejak • <18:48, 28 Sep 2008>

I have no idea! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:13, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

I mean, I am from Canada. I know some English, but I do like using alot french. also the national Language in quebec is french. ^_^--98.183.186.31 20:55, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

The "national" language of a Province, eh? I hate the Notwithstanding Clause of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Why have a Constitution at all if you don't have to follow it? When the Americans ignore their Constitution, they do it illegally. Canada has a law that actually says it's okay to ignore the Nation's foundational Law (for five years). That's messed up. "Oh Canada...", indeed.Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:05, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

That is very true, but I know in specific areas of quebec, that the laws are very,very strict.--98.183.186.31 21:17, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes. In some areas, it's against the Law to pretend that you don't know English when a tourist asks for help. But seriously, folks, I love the Quebekers. It's les seperatistes that I have issues with. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:24, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Oui, Quebec is very beautiful place. ^_^--98.183.186.31 22:24, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Merd, I don't know. Here the IP says its from Quebec. On Leddy's talk page it says it's from Paris and the whois says its from Atlanta. Merd. Merd. ~ 22:30, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow. This is the very first time that someone on the internet wasn't who they said they were. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:07, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

EEEEEEEEEE!

Whyd you delete my EEEEEEEEEE!? Theres a page called AAAAAA! and its pretty much the same! Why cant it stay? Im already making pictures for it! --GDawg816 16:39, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Did you notice that you answered your own question in your second sentence? I love you like a brother, man, but you've got to try to be original. Homages and references can fill out a page and add a little pop, but they shouldn't be the page (that, in short, is the why Family Guy is radically inferior to The Simpsons. That's also another subject entirely). Trust me, you'll end up a far better writer if you don't just ape other writers. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:50, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Thats me out of business then... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:52, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

That's Sycamore out of buissness then...but with EEEEs where the other letters are. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"Buissness"? You never told me you were one of them foreigners! Are you here to steal my job? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Not at all sir, we are here to give YOU some monies. Simply email us with your bank account and credit card details and we'll send you £1Million from our banks in Nigeria. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Nigeria! That's totally a foreign country. That's, like, in Europe or somethin'. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:02, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh, so it's because it's the same as AAAAAAA..... ok, well I'll think of something else. What about.... a collection of funny pictures entitled "LOLZ!" Like with lolcats and stuff.--GDawg816 16:56, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Sounds bad, read HTBFANJS — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:57, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Well I want to create a uniquely funny page. Maybe I could write it all in Leet! 1337! TH@+ WouLD 83 @W350me. --GDawg816 17:18, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Leet? There's a good page to clean up, if you think you're up to the task. A page written in Leet could work. I don't really know. Leet is incredibly hard to read (which, in my opinion, distracts considerably from what it's saying). Try thinking of the subject first, rather than the style. Generally, the style is the least of the page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

"Homages and references can fill out a page and add a little pop, but they shouldn't be the page (that, in short, is the why Family Guy is radically inferior to The Simpsons." Oh my god! That is precily what I've been thinking but without the ability to phrase it. Such clarity, you should be a philosopher, you're far to good for us, Modus. Oh and GDawg, do as Syc advised. HTBFANJS. It's invaluable to your success around here. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:58 3 October 2008

I am a philosopher. I'm a solipsist. When I close my eyes you quite possibly disappear. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes! Don't you ever blink! Aside from your wonderful eyes, I may cese to exist if you do! /gets histerical SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:05 3 October 2008

Don't worry. I'm pretty sure that I'm also an idiot. Go McCain/Palin! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:34, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

With reference to the ubove you can't be an idiot. Go Team Red! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:37 4 October 2008

Four more years! Four more years! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:44, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah! It'll be so great having a president as atractive as him! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:52 4 October 2008

I can't wait to send our fighting men and women over to kick Iran's ass! That'll teach those Iranites for being so...so...Persian! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:58, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

YEAH! Only we should have the ability to kill millions at a time. Stupid I,rainians! I say we show them just how to use nuclear power! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:04 4 October 2008

It's nucular. Duh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:12, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

Shut up, you're canadian. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:13 4 October 2008

Hush, you! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:25, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

*Whispers* What we do is secret. *giggles* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:27 4 October 2008

Indeed. No one will know. No one! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:38, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

no one... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:44 4 October 2008

Hey you're Canadian? Sweet I am too! So you should check out the pages I'm making: Random links and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. They are under construction. I think random links is highly original. You can add to them if you want......I'm so totally past EEEEEEEEEE!. --GDawg816 13:29, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Random links? Sounds gimmicky. And I've never heard of this "Star Wars" of which you speak, but I'll take a look. Is it some kind of thing? You kids these days and your things. Also, I am not Canadian. I don't know why people keep spreading that lie, eh. I'll find oot what it's aboot, eventually. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:35, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Have you actually looked at it? Its never been done before (I think).Canada rules, you don't have to be ashamed. I wish I could have voted. I can't believe the Green Party didn't even get one seat! --GDawg816 17:02, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Dude, not even in Vancouver! Those cats should've cleaned up there, man. At least the Con's don't have a majority. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:08, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. At least we held them off for the time being. Go green! Have you looked at my pages yet? --GDawg816 15:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

You wanted me to look at your pages? I don't know what good it will do. The first is random and I know little about the second (except that the game demo kicked ass but the game itself was disappointing, apparently). I haven't played a Star Wars game since Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II, which both kicked ass, and came out in 1997. Rediscovering that last tidbit also had the side effect of making me feel old. Thanks for that.

Note: a quick read of the latter brings up the following:

If a quote isn't the best thing ever, it's better off not being there at all. One awesome quote is better than six blah ones. Zero quotes is better than six blah ones.

Lose the bit on Harper. International people don't know who he is and Canadians, at least those from Canada, don't care who he is.

The page needs...more. Just what "more" is, I can't really say (not having played the game). If you get stuck, read Wikipedia's page on it.

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:05, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Huh. So delete all the quotes? I thought that an Oscar Wilde quote was mandatory. Well I'll work on it again on Monday, I've got a lot of stuff to do this weekend. I'll just change the Harper bit to... George Bush or something. Whatever, maybe someone else will work on it over the weekend. --GDawg816 17:25, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Did I say delete all the quotes? No. No, I did not. One quote can be good, if it's a good quote. Six is at least four too many. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:38, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Whatever some other guy moved it to my usersapce--GDawg816 18:31, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. People are like that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:38, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi Mo

Dear Modus, it appears we got off to a bad start. I came here to become a Wiki Administrator but unfortunately fell foul of a block by your good self for the offence of 'page blanking'. I wish to assure you I have , like, totally reformed and I wonder if you could please unblock me. I was anonymously logged on as an IP 83.70.240.253 but since you blocked that I am now a fully fledged member, User:IP83.70.240.253. I supplied even my date of birth but, frankly, was a bit wary of giving you my credit card details and the other stuff you asked for. IP83.70.240.253 15:41, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

This is considered blanking. Editing other people's posts on talkpages is bad. Thanks for being polite, but I'm going to let you stew for the remainder of your 24 ban anyway, so that you have a chance to think about what you've done. I'm not an unjust ass, I'm just a hardass. Seriously! When I sit down, it makes a clunk sound.

Lastly, if you "...came here to become a Wiki Administrator..." you'll never become an admin here. Our admins all had the honour thrust upon them against their will, like an epileptic attack. Not an attack of epilepsy, but a group of people who are epileptics attacking. It's quite a sight. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:52, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Hi Mr Modus, I was simply wondering as to why you Huffed the page Nigger lips earlier today. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.10.75.197 (talk • contribs)

Hi, Mr IP, I simply deleted it because it was a bad stub. This is not a page:

Nigger Lips or Lippus Niglettus

The condition is often contracted from eating to much Fried chicken, eg. KFC.

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Problems associated with "Nigger Lips"

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The lips swell to an enormous size, making eating harder, and the people with the condition are often laughed at.

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Worse, it's not even funny. Racist humour (or humour involving race) has to rise above itself, which is hard to pull off. I tried pulling off rising above myself, once. It hurt quite a bit. If you'd like me to restore it, follow the following steps that follow below:

1. Get an account
2. Ask me to restore the page
3. After I put the page under your userpage (which you'll only get after getting an account), work on it there. Flesh it out. Add pictures. Make it funny and/or satirical. Do not make it suck.
4. After its done, then and only then move it out to mainspace. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Hello

Nigger lips hi, you deleted a page earlier today,i was just wondering as to why you did this. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.10.75.197 (talk • contribs)

Hi, Mr IP, I simply deleted it because it was a bad stub. This is not a page:

Nigger Lips or Lippus Niglettus

The condition is often contracted from eating to much Fried chicken, eg. KFC.

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Problems associated with "Nigger Lips"

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The lips swell to an enormous size, making eating harder, and the people with the condition are often laughed at.

---

Worse, it's not even funny. Racist humour (or humour involving race) has to rise above itself, which is hard to pull off. I tried pulling off rising above myself, once. It hurt quite a bit. If you'd like me to restore it, follow the following steps that follow below:

1. Get an account
2. Ask me to restore the page
3. After I put the page under your userpage (which you'll only get after getting an account), work on it there. Flesh it out. Add pictures. Make it funny and/or satirical. Do not make it suck.
4. After its done, then and only then move it out to mainspace.

Alternately, you could just give me a wicked sense of deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Template:countryname

I am the author of Template:countryname. I have to correct some mistake of it. Please unlock it for me. I will ask you to re-lock it later. Thank You!----Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 01:19, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I have made the correction. You can upgrade the protection level if you like. Thank You!--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 01:32, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I tell you what; I'll leave it on preventing unregistered users from editing it. Keep an eye on it. If people start messing with it tell me and I'll up-protect it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:43, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila

Thanks for helping with Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila in the summer? What do you think of it now? How do I put it up for pee review again? I’m not sure about the procedure. Proxima Centauri 17:32, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Considering that it's a page called Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila, it doesn't have a lot on Proxima Centauri or the aliens of Porrila. There's more on how to address them than there is on them. I know that they like mud. Make me like mud too. After reading the page, I'm still ignorant on Proxima Centauri, as well. Other than those minor gripes (and the awful quote. Only use a starter quote if it's better than the average of the page. It should be gold. If it's not, it shouldn't be there), it's cute.

For a second Pee Review, put "Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila (2nd review)" in the box in Pee Review, and replace "[[{{#sub:{{SUBPAGENAME}}|0|{{#ifeq:{{#rpos:{{SUBPAGENAME}}|(}}|-1||{{#rpos:{{SUBPAGENAME}}|(}}}}}}]]" part on the actual page for the Pee Review with Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I'll work out what to do. Proxima Centauri 18:15, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing I do around here, it's stuff. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:28, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. I still can't work out how to put it up for pee review. Last time someone else did it for me. Proxima Centauri 18:42, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

1. Go to Pee Review

2. At the bottom, in the Create Entry box (which sounds more than a little bit filthy), put in "Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila (2nd review)" (less the quote marks)

3. Once the page loads (as Editing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila (2nd review)), replace

==={{subst:PRTitle|{{SUBPAGENAME}}}}=== (I don't know why it's different that what I wrote before, but I'm a mystery, even to me. It's the bit almost at the top, anyway)

with

===[[Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila]]===

4. After adding any comments or whatever to the page, save it.

5. Sit back and watch the power of the internet work for you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:57, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

I've managed to get those troublesome banned users with their sockpuppets up. They will be dealt with. Adam and Eve has been reviewed and I'm working on it. Someone else helped with that one. I couldn't get it up myself. Your suggestions for Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila will keep me busy for some time with the others. I'll write some more on Ptoxima before I put it up again.

Who is Proxima Centauri? The Centaurians are sun worshipers. Proxima Centauri is the Great Lord Sun. I like being a god. When the sun is angry he sends flares that dry everything up and remind Centaurians of their sins. When the sun is genenous he drives weather systems that bring rain and mud. Proxima Centauri 20:02, 18 October 2008 (UTC) Proxima Centauri 20:02, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Obviously. Also, be sure to make a little prayer to Saint Ljlego for that last pic (and its caption). He was deleting stuff, came across that pic, and brought it (and its caption) to me because he knew I needed it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:17, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for putting the mainpage back - and kicking some derserving ass

Seems those from the south of the planet are too busy attempting to suck their own balls:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:29, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Lies! We don't even have a mainpage! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:10, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Session Hijack

Are you having permission problems as well? ~ 09:32, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Permission problems? Yes, but I went to see my doctor and he said it might help if I think about baseball. Since then, I've been able to go all night. I'm like a marathon runner, but naked and horizontal. True story. Lastly, by the above I mean that I don't know what you're talking about, but I haven't noticed any problems. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:13, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:26, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

You deserved it for all of your hard work. Now stop it! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:34, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Anally Stimulating Youish.

I sort of do it, you get half off! It's a win-win. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 07:51, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Um. You lost me. Is this because of "archivingish"? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:53, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

You could say that. Or I could be too tired to articulate anything....no wait, I just said articulate. I think that means it was the former. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 08:00, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, good luck with that, then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:18, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Yo, Check out my new Sig --->--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 00:48, 3 November 2008 (UTC) I want to give a special thanks to my friend Mafia/RT!! For given me such an badass sig.--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 00:48, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

I would also like to thank Mafia/RT for giving you such a badass sig. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:04, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Random question

Is Eggnog a bigger thing in Canada or is it more of a US thing?--Sycamore (Talk) 13:38, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Having never been in both countries simultaneously for long enough to observe the 'nog culture of both nations, I can't say. I can say, however, that when I buy 'nog I get two at a time and put one in the freezer. That way I can have it all year round. And I do. And it's yummy (although the unfrozen 'nog needs a good shaking before drinking). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:35, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

I see... I'm gonna have a go at making some this Xmas, also for an article - anyhoo, thanks and all that:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:45, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

You don't make egg nog. You mine it. My papa worked in the 'nog mines. He was quite angry when I chose to be a dancer, rather than follow him in the family 'nog mining business. "Oy! You think yer too good to work in the 'nog mines, do you? Them big city thoughts have corrupted you. You're killin' yer Mum! You're no son of ours!", he said to me. Then my brother died of 'nog lung. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:51, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

1 week

The fuck? Even after a warning. --Charitwo^Talk 02:21, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Look at his ban log. I banned him for a week before for also being an ass. There's a pattern brewing. If anything, this time was worse, because he did more bad dumbness even after being banned for it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:24, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I've thought about it, and I'll undo the ban if you're willing to adopt him and take him home and brush his fur and take him for walkies every day and hold him and squeeze him and love him for ever and ever. Of course, you will be held responsible if he bites the neighbours. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:41, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I already have, by the way. The "'K" he put on my page sounded like it might have been a response to the talk on his talkpage... Nooby, sure, but it's hard getting used to this place. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:52 10 November 2008

And what's the excuse for this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:20, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

I didn't know about all that. That's clearly vandalism, nobody is that retarded. carry on. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:51 10 November 2008

Good day sir

(diff) (hist) . . m User:RPBnimrod‎; 23:06 . . (+398) . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) 
(swapping dead template for its code)

Are you using AWB for that? I'm happy to do any such long winded stuff with MrN9001. If there is a template deleted with loads of links, I'm happy to do whatever you think is appropriate. I guess the trouble is that when the template is deleted, I don't have access to the code any more... If you leave the code and instructions for what needs to be done here I can take care of it. Substituting code for the deleted template or removing the template or whatever... MrN9001 has a bot flag also, so does not flood recent changes. THE POWER, THE POWER!!! "I'm fine now thank you Susan" :-) MrN 23:20, Nov 11

It was just one page, so I swapped in the code. If you want to try it your way, I can leave a message at that page you linked the next time I clear one out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:59, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Image:Awarhol.gif ?

Why did you keep this? Besides because it looks sorta like Oscar Wilde. It looks like it belongs on E.D.[edit] was it the VFD template rule?--Mnbvcxz 20:07, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

BTW, how long do I have to wait to renom an article that survives on VFD due to a forgotten template?--Mnbvcxz 20:16, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

The picture is in use, and its use is appropriate (or, at least, not too terribly inappropriate). It's "art". If there is one thing I know, it's art. I'm all cultured 'n' shit.

You don't remove pages from VFD. That's up to the Poopsmiths. It takes an eighty hour course to learn how to do it safely. After graduation, they get a badge and a uniform. There's just one of each. They have to share. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:26, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Btw, the question about the renom was for This fine article, (0 for, 6 against btw) not the Awarhol image. Looking back, I can see how I was a bit unclear there.--Mnbvcxz 20:34, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

That's the problem. Look to the future, man (and it was me who was doing the misreading. That's my gig, baby. You said "renom" which, since it's Tuesday, I read as "remove"). Give it a week, then do it again properly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:40, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

In addition Leddy has creeped on to my turf, turning your blue link into a red one. He's lookin' for a turf war. He's been eyein' my turf for quite awhile. He's after my pumpkins. My tasty, tasty pumpkins. Prick. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:44, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

FU EDIT CONFLICTS THREE IN A ROWI dunno Modus, I think the guy knows what's up now. Besides, my delete key just slipped. Sorry about that, it's cold and icy here in New England, which is like the New Coke of Classic England, but more long-lived and with less calories. Anyways, yeah, if you want you can restore that, but looking at it without having to 'view deleted revisions' makes my brain hurt. I'm keeping the pumpkins, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:45, Nov 22

Edit conflict is my Jedi power. It's all I've got left. First, they took away my light saber and gave me a regular saber. Then they took away my saber. Then the dry cleaners lost my cape. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:49, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

It's Tuesday? Well, that explains where all these aardvarks came from. There is no hard and fast rule about re-noms. Unless it's Modus you are talking about, he does like it hard and fast, but that's beside the point. It's fair revenge for the article if you leave it a while so it can get it's own back on ya for sloppy VFDing. (VFDing is a word, I just said so). MrN 20:48, Nov 22

It's a verb, I believe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:49, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Anyone needs a hug? ~ 20:52, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes. Yes I do. Hug me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:04, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Aardvark is not a verb. It's a fruit. Also... I think one of the reasons that we require that people put the VFD tag on is because the articles author may have their account set-up so that it sends them an e-mail when the page is modified. So long as the page has the VFD tag added to the article before it's deleted the author will get the prod via e-mail, and can come back and request it to be restored to user space. Part of the idea of requiring the tag at the start of the nom was probably to allow the user time to return and defend their article before it's deleted. We delete many articles via VFD in far less time than would probably be required on average for someone to check their e-mail or even their Uncyc watchlists. Why am I saying this? Cos it's Tuesday. MrN 20:57, Nov 22

Well, it's only Tuesday on the metric calendar, and aardvark is both a verb and a fruit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:04, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Judgery

Well, the Ball begins this Thursday, and writing will be halted on December 11th. And then the judging begins. I currently have you slated for judging the Best Image section of the competition, so here's the notice for that (along with likely another notice the week the judging will begin). Let me know if anything comes up so I can fill the spot. Cheers. -RAHB 08:53, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

I bought a new gavel and everything. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:36, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

The Andy Griffith Show

I still think my addition regarding the previously unmentioned Juanita is superior to your pedestrian effort. But, it's your site not mine. Later dude. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.190.28.136 (talk • contribs)

And "cum dumpster" is to "Andy Griffith" as "spicy" is to "oatmeal" (exempting, of course, spicy oatmeal). I kept your first edit, as it fit, and edited your "pussy pounding" edit to fit the style and subject of the page. Also, it's not "my" site. If it was, there would be far more jokes about poopy, and I think we can all agree that nobody wants that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:38, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, fuck you and your pedestrian attempts at not being a pedestrian. Until you learn how to be a proper pedestrian, you will be reminded on a regular basis to look both ways before criticizing a joke featuring the words "pussy pounding", which are unquestionable in the humor business. sirsysrq @ 01:43 Nov 26

True fact: the tool that "pounds" the big stakes (that stop tall antenna masts from falling over) into the ground are referred to as "pussy pounders" in military slang. Tell your friends. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:49, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

65.190.28.136 is my only friend. sirsysrq @ 15:51 Nov 26

65.190.28.136 is our only friend. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:06, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I resent that, I even sent chocolates and that bottle of Irn Bru I pissed into...--Sycamore (Talk) 16:10, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I remember that. How could I forget...you have lovely urine. sirsysrq @ 16:17 Nov 26

It's the Pabst Blue Ribbon of tinkle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The chocolate wasn't bad, either. sirsysrq @ 16:39 Nov 26

It's nice that "pussy pounding" can bring people together, isn't it? It's like a flavoured tea commercial, but instead of flavoured tea it's got "cum dumpster". Classy and refined. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

And instead of milk, you have cum. And instead of teacups, you have cum. And instead of polite teatime conversation that only briefly touches on politics so as not to offend anyone, you have...cum. sirsysrq @ 22:13 Nov 26

Wow. Reading that, I'm amazed that I ever thought that it didn't fit the style of a page about The Andy Griffith Show. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:14, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, dude. There's room for Goober and Opie and Barney and all them in that thar cum dumpster. sirsysrq @ 23:40 Nov 26

What the, where? What Now?

Well, VFD is be running faster than MrN to the bathroom after a particularly strong curry. But enough about my bowels, and to be honest I'm not sure why you mentioned them in the first place. That aside. I was wondering if you could let me have a copy of Stoat Molesting? Had I been there to defend it on VFD I would have, but well... That was a quick vote. I know a good number of users are actually very fond of that article, so I guess I will try and do something with it. Thanks. MrN 03:56, Nov 26

No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I will send your mother an extra box of bunion ointment this Christmas. MrN 04:03, Nov 26

But that will counteract my gift of bunions! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:20, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

plz

updaet sirsysrq @ 03:52 Nov 28

I can't! I never learned how to read! Also, it's already been done (and on the wrong day, too), and my first sentence I'm using for my Oscar clip. It's from my new movie, MO can't read: The Modusoperandi Story. I fell in love with the script. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:11, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Can you help me with a picture?

I've done my own chopping work for a change, I think its looking alright, but the border on the left looks funny - can you fix this?

Image:Clockworkdigitaldivide.png

Thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:00, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

What's wrong with it? It's a book and that's the spine, right? It looks fine to me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:10, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

I guess it looks alright without a frame - it might turn out to be an improvemnt. Also I'm thinking about honkys:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:26, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

That's so like you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:57, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

A question of protocol

So I'm continuing with my occasional quest to sort out as many lonely pages as I can, either by creatively linking them or employing the bludgeon of VFD, when I come across this from everyone's favourite fifth Gert. My first instinct was VFD, as it's pretty random. Then my second was "it's Gert, and it looks like he's forgotten it - perhaps a move into his userspace?" My third involved lunch, and I acted on it. My fourth thought was to check with an admin type if they mind me shifting this page to Gert's userspace and QVFDing the redirect, or if that would earn me a speedy trip to bansville. So here I am. What say you? --UU - natter 13:48, Nov 28

VFD. Sorry if that was too verbose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:56, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

I am both heartily grateful and much obliged to you, good sir. I do so enjoy these conversations. I shall away to that den of iniquity, there to place the offending page in front of the merciless gimlet gaze of our finest opinionated deletionists. Until the next time! --UU - natter 14:04, Nov 28

Yeah. That. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:08, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

W♥v

Thank you... I've always found it to be polite to thank people for the things they have done for you, especially when it is a vote for a fine literary work. People don't say "thank you" that much anymore. Instead, they say "thanks" or "tyvm". That frustrates me, because I don't know what "tyvm" is even supposed to mean. Thanks for voting.

sirsysrq @ 17:12 Nov 28

Did you ever notice how people vote for things? Well, I have, and it bothers me... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:29, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Pester

The feature needs updating, I think its one of yours... also I was not here....--Sycamore (Talk) 14:49, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Can't. Work. Busy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:06, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

Are you a Canadican or a Canadican't? I hope you're not the latter they're boring:(--Sycamore (Talk) 15:09, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

I featured it. Featured it good! Now, time for hibernation. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:18, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

There may be treachery afoot in the Aristocrat's Ball...

It was brought to my attention on IRC that Fag has uploaded his image multiple times under different names, and had it huffed multiple times by request on QVFD. KingKitty brought this up to me, and I don't particularily like him, and I do like Fag (in an entirely hetero way...), so I won't be too disappointed if this allegation falls through. But your opinion on the matter? Here is the link to the archive I spoke of before: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive43 Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:04, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

"Image:Hitler and Theresa.jpg" was on QVFD on 27 Nov. Checking now, it was uploaded way too early to be valid for the Turkeyball. There will be a little something extra in your paycheck this month. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:14, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Yay! But I still like Fag better than KingKitty. Good to see this sorted out. Now we're back to only one submission, however. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:16, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

I used to have nocturnal submissions. Still do, in fact. It's quite the source of embarrassment when I sleepwalk. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:19, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

I used to get those, but then I kicked out all of the small, asian schoolgirls that were watching me in my house while I was sleepwalking. Problem Solved. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:24, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

I had the same issue, but with circus people. It was awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:28, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

A part of me wants to be offended and another part of me want's to get out that platted skirt I've been hiding in my wardrobe. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:30 3 December 2008

I thought I took that one away from you?!? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:33, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

No you'll never take away my sexy school girl outfit; with it's short platted skirt exposing my coarse, hairy legs. and my almost transparent, low cut shirt revealing my slightly less than A-cup breasts and rolls of fat (If you pry the third and fourth apart you can see my belly button!). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:39 3 December 2008

I knew I should've protected my talkpage so that users couldn't edit it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:42, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

But then I couldn't have brought up the moral plight in the Aristocrats Ball! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:45, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

A small price to pay for not having to read the moral plight that I brought up. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:48 3 December 2008

Go play Zork or something, and be productive. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:50, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Santa can join the queue to despoil this page

And he will lose. To me. --UU - natter 10:24, Dec 4

Your power pales beside that of Santa. There can be only one. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:50, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Would that I had any power beyond that to consume industrial quantities of tea. I gracefully concede superiority to Santa, but the fact remains that he wasn't here when this talk page needed defiling, and I was. C'est la vie. --UU - natter 15:54, Dec 4

Santa is here. Santa is everywhere. So, I implore you, be good for goodness sake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:57, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Santa is dead, we have killed him...--Sycamore (Talk) 15:58, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

You can't kill Santa, he's invincible, like that guy Will Ferrel plays in the Austin Powers movies. --UU - natter 16:16, Dec 4

Exactly. Especially that bit at the end that makes no sense. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:20, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

And you should read UnNews to learn that whilst invicible, he has moved. Asahatter (annoy) 21:29, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

<oscar clip>I can't! I never learned how to read!</oscar clip>. That being said, it wasn't bad. It wasn't Santariffic or Santastic, but it was amusing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:32, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Mmm.

sirsysrq @ 00:36 Dec 5

Yum! I'll start a fire. I was going to, anyway, but now I have marshmallows to go with it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:39, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

*sigh* Arsonists get all the girls...I love that band though. sirsysrq @ 20:30 Dec 5

The Marshmallows? They rock! Go The Marshmallows! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, totally. I have a T-Shirt signed by all of them. Took forever for them to do it, too. sirsysrq @ 22:14 Dec 5

Wacky Activities

Heeeey, see, there's this guy, and he, like, he's creating a bunch of templates. Now, normally, I would just QVFD 'em, don't think I wouldn't, but see, these are, like, clones of the {{Construction}} template, and, you know me, I darn hate them Construction templates. So, see, I was wonderin', iffen you're not too busy an' all, if ya could take a gander at this here page, and, I don know, maybe give da guy a firm talkin' to or somthin'. So, yea, nice seein' ya again an all, we should have a drink sometime. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:51, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Did you pick me because I hate templates and I hate them I hate them so much? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:24, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Very much so. That, and I saw in recent pages, a little above the Construction Templates of Hate, you editing this very page. It's almost like fate. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:28, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey! Don't ruin this magical moment that we're sharing together. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, sir

Can I have another? Or two? --Doctapeppaman 05:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

It's nothing personal. Templates are bad, generally. We've got tons already, and most of them suck. Were the ones that you were making intended to serve a point? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Kinda, but they failed miserably. It's probably good that they got deleted. I will leave some of the more intricate template-making to people who have some idea of what they are doing. -- Doctapeppaman 02:34, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

You mean nerds? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:39, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

You know exactly what I mean. -- Doctapeppaman 03:17, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Apparently I do. I do, indeed. I remember back in '84, when they got their revenge. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For looking after my stuff:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:42, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

I was coveting it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:50, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Random thing for you

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Make of it what you will. Do with it what you will. It is now awarded to you for consistently being good at stuff. Don't ask for more specifics - specifics are for squares. Admittedly, spending this much time on the internets makes me a square, but that doesn't invalidate my point. Or maybe it does. I don't like being specific though. --UU - natter 11:00, Dec 7

Dang. I thought I was using my powers for evil. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:04, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Interested in colloborating...

on this?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:48, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Sure. I'll call Sophia. If she drops by, I'll collaborate. Like the Vichy regime. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:37, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

That IP

...was right. You should really try to stop sucking. At least give it a try, dude. sirsysrq @ 15:24 Dec 9

I don't suck. I am shit. Those are two completely different things. He's right, too. I am shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:50, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

But a quality sort of shit. ~ Mordillo where is my SCROTUM? 15:56, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Peanuty. Consistent colour. I sink to the bottom, as well. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:28, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

How do all of these IPs figure it out so fast? Can they like smell you all the way from Nigeria or something? You must be a pretty big shitcake. Either that, or we have some really smert IPs coming to this site. sirsysrq @ 14:48 Dec 10

You know how baby sea turtles naturally know which way the ocean is? IPs are the same way with shitty users. By no small coincidence, both are preyed upon by seagulls. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:46, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Ah, yes, seagulls: Nature's Banhammer. sirsysrq @ 22:12 Dec 10

Here we go again...

Another re-uploaded image in the Aristocrat's Ball. Should I just take care of it? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:31, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

This here one...

Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:35, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Fixed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:47, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

You're like magic. You're going places, kid, mark my words. You're going places... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:50, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Like the nudie bar? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:51, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

That sounds like it could be fun. You got any singles? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:51, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Our dollar is a coin. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

Your mother is a coin. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:59, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Touché. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Bowieitis...

...has broken out on Uncyclopedia. The disease was first noted by today medical practitioners on QVFD - as you know - and here. Worrying stuff. RabbiTechno 18:11, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

It had to happen eventually. My only immunity is that I know very little about the man and find the majority of his music unappealing. Needs more cowbell. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:06, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Generic TDB Message

This is a generic message, being sent out to you, because you are one of the judges that is to judge in this year's Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball judging. The instructions for judging, and the judging results posting, are to be found at this page. Your judging is to take place between the judging days of December 11th and December 21st, and to be posted to the judging page by the end of the judging span. If you are unable to judge the judging, please let me know on my talk page, in which case I will make my judgment of which user is the best prospective judge to judge. Have a good day, and happy judging! -RAHB 01:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Okay. I'm all over it like judge Overton in McLean v. Arkansas. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:29, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

A Note

Got that out of my system. Now, what I was going to say was I don't really think you're the worst. In fact, I'm going to come out now and confess my desire to have physically strenuous sexual relations with you. Shall we create the next generation together? ~ The Masked Editor (07:01, Dec 13 2008)

I'm guessing that biology would be working against us. Thank God. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:33, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Ready to move it over Ming?

HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six, HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon or either of those with the number 6?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:25, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

The second, I guess. Wikipedia spells out Six, so that's how it should be (they should know, right?). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:35, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Thats done - What do you reckon of it at this point?--Sycamore (Talk) 14:18, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

It's amusing. Now I just have to find out what this Battling Star Galactica thingy is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:31, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

I want your opinion on something, this is not whoring

I wrote an article on another John Scherer here: John_Scherer_(Honest_Businessman). Basically, its an article praising a less well known John Scherer. I think it avoids any issue with John W. Scherer (the whiny one), but it might run some risk of cyber-bullying or vanity against John Scherer (the non-dipshit). John Scherer (the non-dipshit) is relatively unknown, although he does run a decent sized firm named after himself and has authored a book. His website is http://xxx.scherercenter.com/ and more information about him can be found here http://xxx.speaking.com/speakers/johnscherer.html. (Links blanked to prevent the sites from seeing a link from uncy). He is more famous than many of the "internet celebrities" on E.D, and the article isn't about him, but rather a veiled attack at John W. Scherer (the whiny one). I wanted to run the idea by an admin before posting it.--Mnbvcxz 17:44, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

It's not bad...although:

There are too many quotes. If you like all of them, you can use the "option" tag to show only a few at a time (if "option" is new to you, go to my userpage and hit edit. They're right at the top). If not, cut the weakest ones. Also, I'm worried that this will not age all that well, but that's just me. I'm a worrier. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:49, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Just a thought, but would it work if that article (of the nondillweed) was the "John Scherer" article and the other one was titled "John W. Scherer", putting a whoops link at the top of the nondillweed one? Or would that be too in-jokey?--Mnbvcxz 06:12, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Messing with an injoke to make an injoke on the injoke work a little better? That sounds like a stretch to me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:28, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I suppose your right, it would be too in-jokey, and putting the commentary in front on the thing commented on.--Mnbvcxz 06:39, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

press

hey modus, the unsignpost may or may not be running a story vaguely describing one of your recent endeavors...would you have some sort of extremely specific comment on that? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:56, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

She told me that she was eighteen. She also told me that she human and was not, in fact, a bonobo. If you have any other questions, please direct them to my law firm, Alan, Whitcomb, Silverstein & Bonobo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:50, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

I saw you about a minute ago

Meep? (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser - quick ban please? --UU - natter 22:13, Dec 19

Small world. I saw me about a minute ago too! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:20, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

So... you're two-timing me with yourself? Right, I can beat that, me, myself and I are off to watch my shiny new Blade Runner Ultimate Edition DVD. Hovercars without wires, I'm told, can you imagine? Also, thanks. --UU - natter 22:26, Dec 19

Deckard is a replicant. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:27, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Lies. That other guy just has an origami unicorn fetish. And all the other corroborating evidence was planted. Plus, now that Iron Maiden has been featured for more than two days, any chance of seeing Igor get his rightful day in the sun? --UU - natter 09:14, Dec 20

Never mind, RAHB dealt with Igor. Don't you like it when stuff happens so you don't need to do it? --UU - natter 10:55, Dec 20

Sorry, what? I was distracted by my keys. They were jingling as the shiny light glinted off their also shiny surfaces. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:07, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

You never write, you never call, the children miss you...

I need an image and I am wondering if you could create one as I am at a loss for ideas. The image goes with Lance A. Boyle. Any ideas? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:17, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

I can look at it in a few days. I messed up my new computer and have to debreakulate it. In the mean time, ponder the image that you can't come up with. Vague, for me, is generally bad. This is because I'm Captain Specific, savior of planet Macaroon. We fought the Shoe people of Mergon Seven. That's out by the airport. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:31, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Image:AmazingSeizureLad.png

Since all the aristocracy-judging is done for the image category, I was just wondering if you could help me out, and make a few of the changes you mentioned when you were judging the image. I had a lot of the same thoughts you did, but while I do have the gimp, I also have no idea how to use it. Do you think you could make the kid and his shadow look a bit less out of place, and also possibly switch the image to sepia tones? If it'll help at all, the source picture for the kid is here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:42, Dec 21

Okay. I use an old version of Paint Shop Pro (because that's what I had first, and I'm to old and cranky to "learn" something "new"). It doesn't do the neato effects that others do (or it does, but does them poorly) so...here goes...

1rd, I grayscaled and reduced the colour depth to 4bit, here, but that didn't look right, so...

2th, I started over, grayscaled and reduced the colour depth to 2bit, which also didn't look right, here, so...

3nd, I opened up the first one, added the second as a layer over top of it and fiddled with its transparency until I got this, which looks pretty close.

4st, I tried one last time, with the first three (with varying transparencies), and the original as a top layer with the "effect" of black pencil (and set to "darken" and a little bit transparent), and got this.

Lastly, and unnumbered, if you want it sepia tone, you'll want to tint the whole 'chop, not just the pic. Otherwise, it's a b/w border with a sepia tone middle, which is probably not what you're going for. If you want his shadow gone, just cut around it. If you want the shadow less dark, cut just the shadow, paste it as a new layer, then fiddle with its transparency until it looks right. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:18, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Awesome, thanks Modus! I put that 4rd one into the image, and found a sepia-conversion tutorial; does everything look alright? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Dec 21

No problem. It's still not quite right, but they never are. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:52, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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5769? That's the Year of the Matzo, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:53, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

It's Christmas already? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:09, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Seasons Greetings

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Can you put in a good word to Santa about me? He thinks I'm naughty just because of all those fires. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:09, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

If its Christmas Eve you don't light a fire in the fireplace; if you do he just gives your stuff to the people next door. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I don't. I can't take that kind of chance, being on the razor's edge of nice/naughty already. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:54, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:16, Dec 21

When we celebrated Festivus, we had a brass pole. Mom was a stripper. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:19, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21

Your name is Sissie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:37, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Some people call me that because they don't like saying "SysRq" with their mouths. sirsysrq @ 02:52 Dec 22

What do they like saying "SysRq" with? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:55, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

They whisper it with their eyes in the cool glow of the moonlight. I also know a guy who farted a noise that sounded just like 'SysRq,' one time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:05, Dec 22

That may have been me. Did it happen at the Kennedy Center during a performance of Franz Schmidt's 4th Symphony? sirsysrq @ 03:11 Dec 22

Thank you

Modus, Thank you for your vote for my image in the Turkey Day Ball. Not my best effort, but it seemed to do the job. Have a Merry Christmas, or whatever your people do up North this time of the year. Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:12, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Your pic was cute. I am a sucker for Jesus. Meanwhile, He can't stand me. He eggs my house every goddamn Halloween.

We hibernate. After taking a big dump, of course. There's nothing worse than having to get up in the middle of January to pinch one off. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

'PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!'

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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I don't need an excuse to drink. I do, however, need a new liver. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:13, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

BITCH, PLEASE!

I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust. -Colin "All your base" Heaney

This Christmas spirit that people seem to have makes me sick. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:37, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:25, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. Happy that to you, as well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

My E-meter also doubles as an FU-meter... that sounded cooler in my head :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:14, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

It pretty much had to, didnit? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:19, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Merry!

	Merry Christmas, dudes!
	Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
	Don't forget the egg nog!

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:51, Dec 24

I'm out of Christmas banter. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:32, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Best holiday(or non-holiday) wishes

Have lots of fun, presents, alcohol, whatever on this day! Don't forget, us "trolls" provide you guys with something to do! Seriously, happy whatever! – Preceding unsigned comment added by YourFriend (talk • contribs)

I would really rather that you didn't troll. You'll have much more fun here if you contribute (and make Uncyclopedia better), rather than annoy (and make it less better). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:57, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Here's Your Christmas Tree

'Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5'

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:35, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

You're too late. Santa's here, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:56, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Festivus

Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus 2008 from Halsoft

Fuck Christmahaunika! Fuck Festihaunika!
Have a Good Whatever!
Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

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I finally read it!

Dune, that is. A great book, by the way, thanks for the recommendation. I just wish I had time to start the sequels, but I have to read the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn now... Also, is the movie any good? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:25, Dec 27

Which movie? Lynch's Dune got 63% on Rottentomatoes (mostly, I assume, because it's so damn pretty), while the Sci-Fi channel's Dune got 33%. The latter is cheap looking, but it keeps most of the twisting story that Lynch's version abandoned. There's also an extended version of Lynch's Dune, which I haven't seen, but it sucked bad enough that Lynch had his name swapped for Alan Smithee (not that I'm a big fan of Lynch's opinion. He seems to think that "weird" is a substitute for "good". But, again, his version is just so damn pretty). After you read Dune Messiah and Children of Dune (the two weakest of the series, I found), you can watch the Sci-Fi channel's Children of Dune (80% on RT) which, confusingly, covers both of those books.

Basically, if you've got a big TV, Lynch's version kicks ass (but loses all but a few of the plotlines of the book), while Sci-Fi's two miniseries are better on a small TV (and try to keep more of the story). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:44, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm... well, it sounds like neither version really captures the book, which I suppose is understandable, considering how layered the story is. I guess I'll check out Lynch's version to start, and maybe the sci-fi remake later if I'm in the mood to have a chuckle at some typical made-for-TV acting and special effects. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:18, Dec 27

The Lynch version's paucity of story (I saw it years before I read the book, and even then knew that something had gone horribly wrong) is doubly saddening because, again, it's so damn pretty. From the architecture to the costumes to the whole damn universe (with some minor exceptions, like the start of the worm riding sequences), the world is so beautifully filled out...so real. Seeing the Sci-Fi version after reading the books, the story is done pretty well, but the world is a mix of tiny sets (the great dunes of Arakis would apparently fit in my garage with space left over for, um, space), dopey hats (Do. Pee. Bad enough to earn both my distain and a mention on the page here on Dune, the title of which escapes me at the moment) and green screen (which, not being real, doesn't looks "right", and not being there when the actors are acting means that it rarely brings out the best from the actors. The sietch, while a real set if memory serves, comes across as about as real as the tunnel in the original Star Trek where Spock mind-melded with the blancmange that ate miners).

Neither version is great, but the Sci-Fi version at least keeps enough of the drama to let a nerd sink his nerdy teeth in. In other words, a true fan will like the newer one more, but will still bitch vehemently about every little detail that fails to match the version that only exists in his fevered and obsessive mind (which, I think, is why the newer one faired worse on RT; because it had more things to be wrong). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:40, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Spambot bans

Could you ban them until Judgement Day - often ones I list come back a month later at it again. Thanks there - hope I haven't steped over my bounds:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

The problem with permabanning IPs is that that IP will eventually belong to someone else (floating IP addresses). I don't mind banning a guy, but that ban shouldn't extend to the next guy to get that address. If, in a month, that IP is still the same guy, I can double it. I just hate the idea of banning the next guy (that's one potential contributor who won't be able to contribute). Is my knowledge of the interwebs faulty? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:44, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

You're probably right (probably should probably be absent), but you're losing out on the evil points. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 23:00, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm not evil. I'm incompetent. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:09, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Grand finale 2008

So Modus, when do you think we'll be ready to start the 2008 top ten vote? Also, when are you going to write something new? I miss you. My bed is cold. Not as cold as you though, what being in that silly northern place and all. On an unrelated note, did you ever read "Night Probe" by Cussler? ~ 21:53, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

First we have to vote on the Top 'o December. That'll end on 15 Jan. Then we vote on Best 'O 2008. I've got the page ready to go, and just have to add December's when that's done.

I can barely read, much less read Cussler.

Also, I wrote something with Sycamore just a little while ago. It was on a bathroom stall. It read "For a good time, call...", followed by your mother's name. Whatever that happens to be. Yeah. Your mother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

My mother remembers you fondly. Anyway, that book had an interesting plot layout that included the merger of Canada and the US. Interesting thought eh? ~ 23:17, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

You call that interesting? Look at this mole. Now that's interesting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:43, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

No Feature in Queue

This is no article in the feature queue for tomorrow, and I believe we switched to a feature a day. For future reference, who/where should I contact for that sort of stuff. --Mnbvcxz 18:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

IRC is the best. All the cool admins hang out there. It's a sausage party. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:12, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmm. Sausage. Mmmm. Sausage. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd do more stuff like that, but hypothetically speaking, if I was at work it would take more than the minute or so every once in a while that could devote to Uncyclopedia, and I wouldn't be able to correct any mistakes I made until I had another minute free. If I was at work, that is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:53, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmmmmm. Sausage. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:55, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Bore da

Alright, boyo? You voted for an article about me. This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep up the good work. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:12, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Yet Another Award

You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. Rabbi Techno

I still have cassettes somewhere. I have nothing to play them on. It's a riddle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:05, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnNews Article

I created an News article about your article's high vote total here UnNews:Article gets +21 votes on VFH mainly to whore VFH. --Mnbvcxz 02:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

ps, this isn't whoring, I'm merely mentioning it here as a courtesy because it mentions you. --Mnbvcxz 02:44, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't consider it whoring if it's about me and/or any of the many great things that I do (like discover the Moon. I did so do that!) Also, thanks for the mention, but by writing that story you've just jinx'd VFH unto the seventh generation! Oh, woe he who is you! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I had some suggestions that the article should be in unsigpost. It is a little in-jokey for unNews, but it might inspire people to vote on VFH, so I'm divided over where it should go. --Mnbvcxz 04:05, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

It's a bit long for Unsignpost. Vanity in UnNews is alright...as long as it's about me! Moo ha-ha! Get him, my minions!

...Minions? Hello?

Oh, great. This is just great! Who left the gate open? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:42, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I could always trim it down, and I thought is wasn't vanity as long as you were writing about someone else. Its not so much about the article as it is a thinly veiled attempt to keep the momentum up on VFH. --Mnbvcxz 05:19, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't have any problem with it staying as UnNews.

I take "vanity" as anything about individual users, or that mentions same. Of course, I'm a pinko, and value only the collective. I pretty much have to be a commie, on account of the mustache. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:44, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Modus is the worst is far more about a specific user than the news article. --Mnbvcxz 05:57, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Um. That. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:29, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Jeezspliff.gif

Though I wish I could claim otherwise (and thus enjoy the adulation garnered by doing so), I have to admit to finding it. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:25, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Pity. Worse, you're replying on my talkpage instead of yours so this will look quite confusing once I've forgotten what we were talking about. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:32, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I tend to do that so anyone who happens to be so bored as to be reading this page can follow the conversation, and also on the talkpage of whoever has messaged me so they know I've replied without having to come here. I'm nice like that. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Ha ha! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:00, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Now I've got deja vu. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Regarding the top 2008

I was about to ask you if you want me to do the actual featuring after the vote, do it yourself or do a joint venture. Last year I tried to do it on the spot of the new day (0000 GMT) so we don't queue them up thereby keeping an element of "surprise". What do you think? Also, if I tell you again that you don't write enough, will you whip out another masterpiece on the spot?! ~ 22:41, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll enter December's Top on the 16th, then leave it to you. That way I won't ruin my surprise, even though I'll already know what won. And, no, I won't "whip out another masterpiece on the spot". I'm not your puppet, man! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn you to hell! You used to love me! Happened to us Modus? You never call anymore! Oh, and sorry for barging on that forum btw, didn't mean to. ~ 23:13, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I find that it's helpful to read the rest of the forum before commenting. But that's just me. I'm nutty that way. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:16, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Grumble grumble. Just say "I forgive you". ~ 23:19, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I forgive you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. ~ 08:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

On different but related buisness, is there any kind of award for articles that aren't in the running for the top 10 of 08 but were still mind blowingly fantastic. I'm talking about this specifically. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:50 9 January 2009

Yes. There's the Orian57 thinks it's mind-blowingly fantastic award. The ceremonies are in March. Wear a tie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:03, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Awsome I'll make a template! (but seriously, do you mean no? cos that article deserves much more that just a feature, it's definitly the best thing on the site) SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:16 9 January 2009

Leave a comment on its talkpage about how awesome it is. That's the best award of all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Sweet smoking...

JESUS would like you to visit, and provide something as an offering to his success. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:43, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

But how can I possibly beat that picture? HOW?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:45, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I've got one idea. C'mon Google image search! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:48, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

I was just hiding on your talk page, and here I thought I would find something marijuana-related and good because of the header. You suck. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:51, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude. Drugs are bad. Bad. Now, if you'll excuse us, Prettiestpretty and I are about to watch Harold & Kumar go to White Castle. When they get there, we'll call White Castle and talk to them. It'll be soo cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude.... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:11, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Drugs are bad like Yakov Smirnov is a Communist. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:58, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I almost got satellite TV, but then I realized that there's no way I could see the screen way up there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:26, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Ya got anything to eat around here, dude? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:43, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Nachos! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:15, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

There you go. I really hope that Jesus fellow has a sense of humour. Otherwise I'm screwed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:35, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Feature Change Late

The feature change is late, again. I tried yelling for an admin in chat first, but that didn't work. --Mnbvcxz 07:38, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. The thing is...I was due for sleep, like, an hour ago. I maked a picture with boobie! I does! Sleep now. I'm a terrible admin. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:10, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

So

I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.

1. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!
2. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!
3. I am Justice! aka: Halsoft.
4. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc!

It's still a wee bit tall, plus you forgot to close a tag, or you did some other programmy thing that I don't understand (I just nod my head when you're talking about it so that you think I'm all smart 'n' shit). I know this because the number reset. That means that you broke it. Yes. You. I'm not payin' for it. I'm not goin' back to jail, man! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:54, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

I think you mean wide. Tall is the up and downy dimension not the right and lefty dimension. Tatty Biaz! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:33 17 January 2009

Could you...

Look at this and see if I got it kinda right? Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:59, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

You've got a little Canadian in you, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:01, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Second cousin to Miss Canada, 1964. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

PP, do you have any Cuban in you? —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:56, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

You're quite shitty.

You should like leave and never come back. That would improve this lame site. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr.Sillyman (talk • contribs)

I hardly think that my absence would improve Uncyclopedia. Whether or not I'm here, it's the worst. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Add to Modus is the worst? He's right, though, you are quite shitty. I think you should take Random New User's advice and like leave. —Sir SysRq (talk) 16:37, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Email

Did you get the email I've send you? ~ 16:20, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes. It went into the "junk mail" section. Am I supposed to read it? Are you by any chance a Nigerian whose trying to get money out of his country? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:01, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm Jewish, it's much worse. ~ 18:16, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

That explains why you write everything backwards. I just thought you were crazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey Modus

It appears you're the only active admin on Uncyclopedia for the moment. And the feature is late. Could you fix that please? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:59, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Done. Mostly. Partly. Sort of. For tomorrow. Hopefully. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:19, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Um, could you make it so it's featured on 18 January? Else there's no feature for that day. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:21, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Is is more or less fair for one page to get two days and another one, or for one page to get 1 1/2 days and another 1/2 day? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:24, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I see your point, but we're back to featuring one article every day. If you want to wait a few more hours to put it on 18 January so the article gets some of the feature time it deserves, that's fine by me. But waiting too long to feature another article may make Uncyclopedia come over as sloppy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather give one page too much time than screw a page with not enough. Also...

Current time: 7:16pm, 15 October 2024 UTC

Time until switchover: 5 hours ()

We are now on every-other-day featuring... some blank slots are to be expected.

(fm Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue). Are you calling that page a liar? If we're on a feature a day, nobody told that page. Nobody! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:44, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm not saying that page is liar, but Skullthumper added that message some time ago. (He's been missing for quite some time now.) And no admin seems to have thought about removing that message after Mordillo said we'd go back to every-day-featuring. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:52, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Still, I'm sticking with that thing that I did that one time. In this particular instance, nobody gets screwed by doing it my way. I did it myyyyy waaaay. Also, the moon hit my eye. It was like a big pizza pie. Then I was in love. But it wasn't a emotionless North American love. Instead, it was all passionate and Italian. Damn "amore". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:16, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay then. Have it your way. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I need a hand with my page

Hi, im a noob so i dunno who im supposed to go to to ask this, but on my page Navy FIELD theres some person doing bullcrap edits and just screwing it up, like earlier today, he added some crap about super mario, and its a page about battleships, so I wanted to know if theres a way i can make it a bit safer. Thenooblord 16:39, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

You can always revert bad edits (put a suitable comment in the "Summary" box). Try to talk it out on the page's talkpage (or the user's talkpage, if it's not an IP). If it continues, tell an admin (like me), and I can raise the protection level of the page to prevent IPs from editing it (but that's a last resort, as this is supposed to be a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:43, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

tv shows

Punk'd and 2 1/2 Men are good shows. --Docile hippopotamus 03:31, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:40, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

From that, I can only conclude that you have terrible taste (with the singular exception of you voting for things things that I was involved with, and the also singular exception of the 2.5 Men episode with Paget Brewster, who almost made the show not complete crap. Almost). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:55, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke --EMC ^[TALK] 03:57, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

I had to look that up. I want my two minutes back! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:13, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

yeah my taste is terrible. Terribly good! --Docile hippopotamus 21:39, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

yeah your expressions are terrible.

What, were you expecting something witty? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:44, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

No. I was not, however, expecting the already low bar to be lowered. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:04, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

I've lowered the low bar? Can I get a ninjastar for that? --Docile hippopotamus 01:56, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:02, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Meany. --Docile hippopotamus 04:32, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Double Voting @ Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

Some people are double, or even triple voting on that award, and it doesn't look like anyone is in the process of fixing that. I would have said something on the article's discussion page, but Hyperbole has already mentioned it on the award page. But to be fair, some of the double votes are against votes on Benson. --Mnbvcxz 07:12, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Outrage! This town needs a sheriff. Luckily, I'm a wearin' mah spurs, I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:56, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for cleaning that up. --Mnbvcxz 16:11, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

There ain't no none good darn tootin' in this here town. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:29, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Ownership Issues

On a related note, some people have been complaining about Joe9320 "stealing" their material on the wiki. Now, "King Joseph" as he calls himself, isn't the most mature person on the wiki. However, I think that any claim of "stealing" copyleft material is against the spirit of the wiki, and sets a bad precedent. Now, there may (or may not) be stuff in userspace that should be considered "owned lock stock and barrel" by the author, like some essays, "personal issues" and such. But, the "stealing" was over a copy-left image and copying a mainspace article into an unbook page.

There might be some possible issues with VFH credit stealing, but overall, I don't think we allow such invalid "ownership" claims. If you have time, since you're an admin, could you remind those making claims of "theft" that anything written on here is in the creative commons, and can't be "stolen". --Mnbvcxz 19:52, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I went to a place and said some things. I'm hoping for a hug. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:48, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Thankyou. --Mnbvcxz 06:04, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Waht exactly are you saying?

on UoTM???--Sycamore (Talk) 11:09, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

How many times are you allowed to vote on that page? Compare and contrast that with how many times you voted on that page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:23, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh, the humanity.....Can't you see that these popularity contests are tearing us apart!! Soylent Green is peeeeeeople its peeeeople!!--    17:49, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

Is it low-fat people? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

What exactly are you saying? (You know how it goes with most processed food, the low fat versions are always spiked with sugar and/or salt. I hear that a person's soul is calorie and sodium free though) What exactly am I saying?--    10:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm waiting for a version that's vegetarian. Y'know, for the irony. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:24, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Made out of vegetarians, that is. -RAHB 10:29, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Stay away from Starkist Soylent Green though. It's not dolphin-safe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:43, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

I've always found it's more satisfying to stalk and chase down one's prey, and eat it raw, just like our fivefathers did. Nothin' like a nice, tasty, grain-fed, free-range vegetarian, with adrenalin for seasoning. Mmmmm.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:27, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Amusingly, if on a tangent, kosher Soylent Green tastes like pork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:45, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Images that don't meet our high standards of and decency

I've been doing some image categorization, and I've been finding a couple "bad" images. I found a couple which were in "lists of unused images", so their presence on this wiki doesn't really have any humor value. I placed the first one on VFD, but I'm hesitent to place more on there, in case they get speedily kept. So far, I found:

• Image:Viceland.jpg censored goatse
• Image:Mounting Yoshi-Censored Version.jpg Bowser having sex with Yoshi, fortunately, it is censored.
• Image:Doublemint Twin.jpg this one isn't that bad, but it still has exposed nipples, and is unused (outside of its ironic use on a list of unused images)

Should this type of stuff be kept or not. (If they were actually funny in context, I would say keep, but they are close to being unused as is possible). --Mnbvcxz 02:12, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Damn it Bowser, Yoshi is mine! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:19 25 January 2009

Unused images go on QVFD, because they're orphans and nobody cares about orphans. *sniff* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:15, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, these technically aren't orphans. They are on a list of unused images. Which technically makes them used images. Since they did get put on userpage archive thing, I assume somebody (sorta) wanted to keep them.

However, they are not in a "context" anywhere, so they aren't making the site any funnier. Unlike Image:Penisbaron.jpg or that one "artist" image of the guy who looks like Oscar Wilde, which are funny and appropriate (-ish) in context. --Mnbvcxz 05:33, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

I say that an image being on a page of unused images still qualifies as an unused image. I've got a bumpersticker that states same. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:36, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Ok, then the raises the issue of what you plan to do with the rest of the images on that unused image archive. I don't think they all should be deleted. Some of them might be funny somewhere, and its self defeating to delete an image then have someone re-upload a similar one a few weeks later. --Mnbvcxz 05:48, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

If someone cares enough to list them on QVFD they'll get huffed. Otherwise, they'll just sit there with those sad eyes, awaiting adoption by a user. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:53, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Just a quick point - we don't need QVFD for that, we got unused pictures under special pages. We only need MadMax to start doing something about it O_O ~ 11:12, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

MadMax frightens me terribly. I only ever see him out of the corner of my eye. When I turn to look straight at him, he disappears. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:19, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Pennsylvania

Hey, seen your work on Pennsylvania, impressive stuff. You seem to know your way around, very precise, very methodical. Happened again, though, and I don't know how to fix it. Not without breaking one or both pages, anyway. So, I was wondering, could this Modusoperandi fellow help? I bet he could. Could he? You're good people. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:18, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

I fix (again). Tell me if someone moves Western Pennsylvania to Pennsylvania again, and I'll ban their ass. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Sir

This edit forces me to grant you the following:

You are not pants MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants. As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition. Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

I have no higher award to bestow. Dude, that REALLY made me laugh. "Obamapedia now. It's "the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can hope to change" ... Thanks. :-) MrN 00:18, Jan 28

I giggled a bit when I thought of it. There's a mainpage reskin there, probably. Sadly, the last one that I was involved with went over like a lead balloon. That is to say, badly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:38, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

I take personal offense to that! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:41, Jan 28

I, on the other hand, do not. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:45, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

I misremembered. Vogonopedia went over like a lead balloon. Falwellopedia was a hit. All the kids were talking about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:14, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

It was too good of an idea. Witness: Obamapedia! (I broke the formatting somewhere. I have no idea what I'm doing) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Singapore Airlines...

...actually I wanted to finish the rest of the article. But due to homework, editing on two other wikis and plenty of free time, I could not finish the article yet. Could you please restore it for me to continue my work.

Also... I placed the "Stub" template due to it not being completed. Please wait till I do so. In the meanwhile, have a glorious and wonderful day! --Alex001 (Uncyclopedia) 14:43, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

The stub template is no protection (the construction one is). I've restored the page to User:Alex001/Singapore Airlines. When it's done move it out to mainspace. Good luck. Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. On the plus side, after all that hard work, comedy is consistently more funny than dying. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:27, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Possible Sockpuppet?

This more of a crusade against a shock image Image:Ultimatehentaimanuever.gif than anything else. Anyway, the said image was uploaded by User:Uncreative Username, a permanbanned user and known sockpuppeter, on Dec 2. 2008. He was permabanned on Dec 27, 2008. On the Jan 8th, 2009, I removed the offensive image from the article Rape, orphanizing it.

On Jan 11, 2009, a new user, called User:Everybody or Nobody placed the shock image on this userpage. That is Everybody or Nobody's only edit. Anyway, I was thinking it was weird 3 days after I orphanized a shock image, it appeared on the userpage of a new user. It looks like it might be an attempt to save a shock image by a perma-banned user through the use of sock puppetry. --Mnbvcxz 17:10, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I huffed the image and gave the user a heads-up on his talkpage. Without more to go on, I'm not going on a witchhunt. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:22, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Ok, that takes care of the main issue. Even if he is a sock puppet, he's inactive. --Mnbvcxz 17:35, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

On a related note should we have somewhere to place questionable images? I don't want to put them of QVFD as they are not unquestionably "unused", and I could see how someone might want to keep them. And, this is starting to turn into a "private hitlist." --Mnbvcxz 19:56, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

We do have somewhere for questionable images; Uncyclopedia. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Joke ban

Hope you didnt mind my little Username joke on the ban patrol page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:01, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Did you enjoy your ban? I enjoyed mine. It was minty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:56, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Yep, mine was a tasty chocolatey flavor. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:30, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

I bequeath thee!

*donk*

How you like dem apples? =) Congrats, Modus! --R (Holla!) 14:09, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:27, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Fancy writing for us?

The gang at Thatsfuckingstupid.com would rather like you to write some stuff for us. email subs@thatsfuckingstupid.com if you are interested. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 87.194.207.154 (talk • contribs)

That's gonna take some thought (/me says, before realizing that you're probably not reading this). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:26, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Could You...?

Use your admin powers and unblock 'Metal Gear Solid' please? I (would like to) think that I have a fairly funny article about it in the works, but can't actually write it if it's blocked as a CVP. If you could do that I would very much appreciate it.

--Guildensternenstein 16:12, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Try writing it in your userspace first (User:Guildensternenstein/Metal Gear Solid) then get a pee review for advice about fixing it (if there's anything to fix). ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:22 7 February 2009

To keep our SLAs I've unlocked it for you. ~ 16:23, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Ah, much thanks. --Guildensternenstein 17:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad that I could, um, help. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:03, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Isn't it just terrible when people pop up randomly on your talk page for no reason. MrN 19:25, Feb 7

I actualy really like it when they do because it means they probably have you on tehir watchlist. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:42 7 February 2009

This is my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:46, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Why is Category:Things you can destroy with one dalek protected?

I assume you were to trying to prevent the category from being created. However, category redirects don't work, ever. Generally, category redirects create "hidden" categories, they do not move stuff that categories to the redirecting category. Hence, it generally creates a hidden category under the redirect. (I'm currently working on re-cat stuff that categorizes to a redirecting category.)

In this case, however, anything can still categorize to that category, without generating a blue link, so I think it defeats its purpose. --Mnb'z 18:41, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay. I just did it because as girl I like said that it would be cool. Then she said that she couldn't go out with me on Friday because she was washing her hair. Last night, I saw her at the dance with Randy. *sniff* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:06, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

I wasn't whining about its existence, I was only informing you that category redirects don't work like article re-directs do. (Well, acutally, they do sorta. But, they don't move the categorized pages to the re-directing page. So, the re-direct defeats the purpose and are worse than useless 99.9% of the time.) --Mnb'z 19:22, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Only 99.9%? We can do better than that! Yes we can! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:24, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Your userpage

Being one who frequents your userpage now and then, it disappoints me to see that Dune doesn't have a picture like the rest of your FAs in that picture-linky column. I would appreciate it muchly if you would add it, because I love all your FAs, and I'm too lazy to click the big link to the left. Thanks! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:24, Feb 11

It does. The right column pics are features in roughly the order that the pages were written, not the order that they were featured. It's the picture of the deadly sandworm, between Pulp Novel and Diary of a Caveman. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:40, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Nvm then. Thanks. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:48, Feb 12

Indeed. Consider your unfounded accusations thoroughly rebuked (Hurrah for my Word of the Day Calendar!). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:59, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Replacing female article

I would I go about replacing the current Female article with my userspace rewrite User:Mnbvcxz/Female. (Yeah, I know mine can use some work, but its more consistent and easier to improve) --Mnb'z 19:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Ask on its talkpage if anyone minds you overwriting the existing version with yours (include a link to your version). If after a week to ten days nobody cares, then copy yours over. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

My money is on nobody cares. Mnb-Shizzle's article is far superior I tell you!--    21:33, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

I didn't think that anybody cared about the Where's Waldo page, but when I asked, they did...and I had to hurriedly come up with a new title for a page. People will surprise you. Especially when they pop out and say "boo!". That shit'll scar you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:38, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Or when people jump out and say "Your mother and I are getting a divorce!" That shit happens to me every day. And sometimes it's not even my dad. It's just some guy. I hate that. —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

And when you ask "Why?" they say "It's your fault!". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States My fellow Uncyclopedians, This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years. What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day? Thank you for voting. Much love, —Sir SysRq (talk)

It was good. If you did more stuff like that, people would stop stealing your bike. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:00, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

I suppose. You do realize, of course, that once my bike stops getting stolen, a certain someone may be reunited with a certain someone. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:17, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

While your offer of pancakes is appreciated, I'm not the one who is stealing your bike. With only one buttock, how would I get away? It goes all the way across, you see, so when I get on the seat I just slide right off the other side. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:56, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

So what you're saying is that, if God had not seen it fit to rob you of both your dignity and your buttcheek, you would be stealing my bike? —Sir SysRq (talk) 00:15, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, hypotheticals aside, it is a pretty sweet bike. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

I'll take that as a yes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:50, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Hey I am fairly new here and I do not know if you know about me but I know about you...creepy huh? Well anyways, I just started really getting into photoshop, and have turned up my first image for an article I am doing. I just asked Orian what the requirements were for making VFP quality pictures or what people are looking for and he directed me to you. So I was just wondering if you had any thoughts or tips you could bestow on me because my dad and stepdad are about as clueless as I am when it comes to pictures...no offense to them of course. Sorry to bother you, but if you do help me out thanks alot in advance! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 08:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

The best advice I can give to start comes in two parts:

1nd - Go to the Reefer Desk and read the intro. Most of what I would tell you to start you off is right there. It's right there, man!

2rd - Futz around with Photoshop. Photoshopping is a very different skillset than writing. Both can be improved simply by tinkering.

After that, it's all gravy, baby. Oh, pics for improvement go on that Reefer Desk thingy (there are more that just my eyes there to help out). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:38, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Wow, ok thanks alot man! By the way, did you get a chance to look at my first picture? It is not hilarious or anything but it took me flippin for ever to do because I was figuring everything out still, but do you think its good or no? Be honest! It is going in a new article of mine about balloon animals. ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 08:42, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

"Flippin forever" I love it when people are polite. It's so fucking funny. That is all. Also Hi Modus! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:44 14 February 2009

Hi. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

/awkwardly trying to continue conversation. How are you? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:17 14 February 2009

Not bad. And you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, good, yeah... You? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:19 14 February 2009

I'm practicing air harmonica. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Work from the highest resolution images you can find (see how the balloon animal is all "pixely"?). The main pic isn't great, either. In any event, the relative blur between the two pics is mismatched (the balloon, being slightly farther away than the people, should be at least as blurred as the people).

If you're going to airbrush an object out of a picture, make sure to get the whole thing (the fourth tree from the right is partly there and partly not).

Where the balloon is "behind" the tree is incompletely 'chopped. The balloon's "tail" and "leg" look like they're sort of wrapping around the tree, rather than being behind it. Clearly, this is ridiculous.

Good work, and good luck. The photoshopper gets no respect. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:14, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Alright thanks alot man! I will try to fix my current one up with the wrap around (I see what you are saying) and work on some more higher quality ones. Thanks alot! ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 18:04, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

That IP was getting really irritating. Sorry for trying to talk to him, but after continuously reverting his edits, I was getting quite desperate. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:05, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Weren't there any admins on IRC? If so, what were they wearing? If not, what am I wearing? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:07, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Since I was so busy reverting things, I didn't really think about checking IRC for admins. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps next time you will, hmmm? (Note: there won't be anyone there, except Olipro, who won't be there) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

You can always visit #wikia and commission someone with interwiki powers, like uberfuzzy, to ban the offender if none of our ops are about. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:01, Feb 14

Okay, thanks for the advice. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:15, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Or you can light a signal fire. Make it big. Some of us are pretty far away. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Or I could start a nuclear war, maybe that would get someone's attention. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

...would...you...like...to play...a game? WOPR 00:11, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Also, thanks for protecting me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:49, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

You're Whitney Houston to my Kevin Costner. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:59, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

I r helped too! S-984 03:31, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Done.

Thanks for linking it anyways. I did what Socky did and make it small. Meheheh. Also, if the link was wrong you can change it. S-984 23:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

I doubt it had to be that small though. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:22, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Kudos. Now you just have to put in in italics. Moo ha-ha! -Modusoperandi of a modusoperandi user 00:08, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Remember to Be italic, good Uncyclopedians! -System of a requested user 01:54, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm italic enough as it is already. -- Sockpuppet of an Unregistered User 12:57, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

LALALALLALALALALAL! -SPARTAN of a noob user

I am off to Florida to forget...

...about those walks on the beach, the good times that could never be, and that Celine Dion concert that you insisted we go to. Back in a week or so. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:58, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Florida? The distance between us will strain my heart. Come back soon, my love. If you're flying, pick me up a Toblerone. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:15, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

My page

You moved my talkpage over my userpage. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Fuck. I have no idea how to undo that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

It's alright now. Thanks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:07, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

If you want prompt action, come to me. If you want it done right, go to Wikipedia. Those cats are on the ball! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:17, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

You still did a fine job, so thanks for that. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:21, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

I did! Eventually. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:23, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for doing the feature

It seems like everytime I ask someone to do it, they disappear into thin air. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:54, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

If you'd like, I could overwrite your userpage with your talkpage, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:02, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather not. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 01:05, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Same here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:11, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I suppose this is in terribly poor taste, given the current score of my own article, but could you possibly change it again? IRC is dead. IronLung 03:02, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Never mind, the new guy already closed it. How efficient! IronLung 03:05, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Glad to help. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:22, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

So...

...I heard you love the cock. Or is that The Led Balloon? I dunno. Anyway, I just wanted to remind you of that old proverb: if you love him, let him go, and if he doesn't return then he was probably run over or eaten by a dog or something. That's why you should probably keep him inside a high fence when you're not undergoing human-cock trust exercises. As the proverb goes.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

I wish the two of you the best of luck. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:44, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that you're thinking of somebody else. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:22, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

VFS

For your vote in VFS You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established. Rabbi Techno

Thanks, but the best passport is cash. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:14, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Them's words to live by, right there. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Plus, our money is colourful, and it's got somebody's grandma on one side, and animals on the other! What could be more festive than an vomit coloured bill with some old broad on one side and two wookiees fighting over a canned ham on the other? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

...my father. /me sobs —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:15, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

If you don't buck up, mister, I'll send you right to him! Don't make me get my shovel! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:21, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Just give me back my brake fluid cocktail and let me celebrate the holidays MY way! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:29, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

All I've got is Dot 3. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:36, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

I think I remember seeing some foam-action Drano in the downstairs guest bathroom. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Try mixing it with cereal. Dranola: Trailmix for the outdoorsy suicide-type. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

I prefer the sweet burning nectar what comes out of my pine cone party liquor moonshinery built out back. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:59, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

You kids and your moonshinery! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:04, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

You're on notice

Thanks for the prompt welcome back and such. I'm back on my ancient 1.4 GHz Pentium 4 computer with no sound as yet, but I'm here nonetheless. Rats off to ya! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:50, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, but do you have the haircut you had back when a P4 wasn't so terribly old? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:28, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Where'd all the writers go?

And how are you, old friend??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:42, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

The ones that have faded away have been replaced by new, more compact, more powerful, cheaper writers. I'm still here. I should be writing, but I broke my computer, replaced the motherboard, remembered that it was still under warranty, got it fixed, put it back in...and now I'm trying to "defuckulate" it. I used to be a nerd. Now I'm whatever an incompetent nerd is called. And you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:49, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Drive-by: defuckulate is now officially my word of the month. --UU - natter 16:53, Mar 6

When the original went tits up, I swapped it out, uninstalled all of the software that was specifically for the old board, installed the software for the new one, and it all worked. The same did not work when going the other way. I'd be pissed instead of annoyed, but I'm really kind of surprised that I got away with it at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Geek Alert! I'm finally back to write again and everyone's gone. Oh well, you're still here... and Mhaille and a few others. I was interested in coming back strong, and really contributing instead of just pissing people off. I'm just wondering if it's even worth it since the community morale seems to be so low nowadays... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:58, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

There was a bit of a dip in enthusiasm for Uncyc a while back (VFH was in a sorry state and we were featuring every other day), but more recently there has been rather an upturn. VFH is doing well again, and NOTM has been doing very well, with a number of good new users coming through. I would say that the site is buzzing again, and that we are knocking out some really good stuff at the moment. In addition, this is not my talk page. Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? and... Where is the TV remote control? MrN 09:10, Mar 7

Fucking hell, I was just typing a response along exactly those lines. When Mordillo opped us both, did he also do some kind of sinister Jewish mind meld? Anyway, morale on the up, good new writers etc etc. --UU - natter 09:12, Mar 7

Just a terrible shame about the new hired help... Pair of plonkers clearly... MrN 09:15, Mar 7

And clearly that's a huge sausage fest. What, are the only female admins Sannse and Olipro? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:26, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Don't pretend you don't like sausage fests. I don't think any of the other active admins even pretend to be female these days. Except Modus who is tri-sexual (in that he will try anything sexual). MrN 09:29, Mar 7

Oh, I LOVE sausage fests. So much so that I think I'm going to make it my newest article endeavor, and dedicate it to all you guys. Maybe one day you'll let me in the club even though I obviously don't have the required equipment ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:34, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Just remember that Uncyclopedia is, was, and will always be the worst, and that their are, were, and will be people who will complain about said worstness. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:07, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey! My computer won't boot without the XP cd in the drive! That can't be right. I think that it doesn't want me to write. Why do you hate me so, computer? Why?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:04, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

8===D So anyhoo, Modus... where were we? where are you? sleeping??? (I like to watch you when you sleep) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:14, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Was not! I was just resting my eyes. For six hours. In bed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:07, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Image:WikiSphere.jpg

I need to update a new version to remove a little bit of text in the corner of the image, but it's protected or something. Or should I upload it separately so you can upload the new version and then delete my duplicate? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:54, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

1nd: That bit in the bottom right corner? I don't think that it's distracting. Rather, as a part of the original image, it's probably appropriate to keep. Also, more importantly...

2rd: It's not your image. If SunnyChow wants to change it, then he/she/it/them can ask for it to be unlocked. (Editing other's words is fine, but as a 'chopper I'm wary of editing their pics, no matter how minor the edit, without their permission) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll ask him first. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello Modus

And I quote: "Yes. There's the Orian57 thinks it's mind-blowingly fantastic award. The ceremonies are in March. Wear a tie." what date specifically or did I miss it. Also I'm getting a little desperate and you liked Power ranger. To clarify, please vote. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:24 7 March 2009

You missed the awards? There was an open bar. I don't remember much. (And pagewhoring is the single simplest way to ensure that I don't vote on something. This is because I used to be a terrible whore, and I'm making up for past sins) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:23, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Aww, you should have told me! On both accounts you should have told me! Oh well never mind. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:32 7 March 2009

Don't worry, both missing parties and neuroses are a part of being a writer. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:08, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

I sucked up your good idea

It's located at UnMovie Review: Watchmen, and I just thought you should know. I'm aware it's inferior, but I'm tired and it's late and ... something witty. Goodnight, good sir.--<<>> 02:34, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Dude! I totally just saw Watchmen! It was awesome! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh is this idea up for theft? that's so cool. We should start a category or even a new namespace (so different characters can be used)? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:38 9 March 2009

Enjoy. As long as it's funny the format and characters (if there are any) don't matter. I maked a category! I does. See Category:UnMovie Review. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

---

I have no idea what that means. Seriously, you lost me. Is purim like pudding? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:22, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

It's the day Jews get drunk because the Persians didn't kill them all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:23, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

You know that your peoples' history is pretty weak when you have a holiday based around not getting eaten by housecats. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:27, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I'd take any excuse to get drunk. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

I went through the Tanakh, and I can't find a single mention of the Hebrew victory over Mister Mittens and Princess Victoria Wentworth Purrs-a-Lot II. Not one. I'm starting to think that they did just make it up as an excuse to get drunk. I'm also starting to thing that you're secretly Jewish.

If not, have you considered converting, maybe? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:36, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd say I'm a little bit of everything. What I am in reality is a secret to you and a mystery to me. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:44, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

So, and correct me if I've misinterpreted that, you're saying that you're Buddhist? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:46, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Among other things, yes. Whatever that means. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:49, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Bill Cosby

Just got huffed... Nope NM ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:04, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Glad I could be of service. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:07, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely no buts?

I've obviously not paid enough attention to the PLS rules. After Heerenveen said he would arrange the PLS in gerrycheevers' thread, I was all like "oh awesome, gerrycheevers is that ice hockey star! Also, I should start working on an article to enter into the competition", and I still am, User:Nachlader/World Wildlife Fund, which I started about week before Heerenveen announced the start of the competition. I even told the user who is helping me with the images that I intended to put the article forward for PLS. So I ask again with my desperation, is there absolutely no chance that my article can enter? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:13, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Is that fair? Would that mean that I could enter that thing that I wrote that one time? Would that be fair? Seriously, it wouldn't. It was awesome. (Of course, I'm not the head dude of PLS, and my opinion, IMO, is moot. Moot!) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:36, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Fiddlesticks? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:21, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:51, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

EEEK! I don't remember how to...

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Keyser_Soze_Radio

This popped into my head as I woke up this AM. Any thoughts? Haven't written anything in a year...How goes it for you?--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 00:21, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

I like how you've almost completely forgotten formatting, remembering only the obscure stuff that nobody else remembers. (Note: I can't read it right now, as I have to sleep. Note, too, that Poo Lit is on, and you can enter it there, if you want. Make sure to apologize for not making it in userspace) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Undeletion request

Could you please undelete . It appears that Spang deleted because he got tired of Socky spamming it in the forums. However, I think having image dead links is worse than image spam. --Mnb'z 06:37, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Ask Spang. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Good day sir

Hopefully I have managed to avoid breaking the intertubes with my rather rashly given new sysop powers, but I was wondering if I could ask ya about clearing out this thinggy. I was not sure if you just remove them when it's time, or if the text gets saved anywhere? Probably the thing which is confusing me the most is that the last few times I have seen yourself do it you appeared to be removing each FA one at a time? Well, I say that's the thing which is confusing me the most, which is obviously not true, but I'm sure you don't want me to start telling you about the thing with the thing... You know? With the platypus? Before anyone says anything, that platypus was pregnant before I even got there. MrN 12:39, Mar 12

You remove them when it says to do so. I do it one at a time because I'm a flake, and it minimizes the chance that I'll break the internet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Vreenak

Yeah, regarding Vreenak, it's a Star Trek inside joke. Addding anything at all to it whatsoever with ruin the joke for the 6 or so people in the entire world who get it. Whoremonal 15:40, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Um. Uh. Yeah. Good luck with that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:48, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Ouch, hanging me out to dry there. I always thought Uncyclopedia with without discrimination. Whoremonal 15:52, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

I didn't delete it precisely because I was trying not to discriminate. Discriminate against nerds, I mean. Nerd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

...and when I call you a nerd, keep in mind that I'm not accusing you of anything which I'm not guilty of as well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:28, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai there.

Are you about? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:56, 14 Mar

About what? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

About to answer a couple stupid questions for me. Do <ref> tags not work in namespace? And what's the alternate code if I don't want to use the quote template? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:21, 14 Mar

I don't know what you're talking about. Seriously, I'm in the dark here. I also don't know about the quote template, as I never use it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, thanks. I forgot the table. Do you know if I can at least make the quotee not a link in the template at least? I'm quoting somebody there's no article for and the red link is ugly. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:31, 14 Mar

“A quote of some kind”

~ A made up name on quotes without links

Ta. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:40, 14 Mar

Double Voting on NOTM

There is some double voting on NOTM. Its mostly due to the nomination of Sonje, which some users (mostly noobs) feel is invalid as she hasn't wrote a full article yet. However, she has done several good photo chops. Also, TKF changed the rules for NOTM qualifications to allow Sonje to be validly nominated. Anyway, could you, or some other admin, please fix the mess over there? --Mnb'z 05:01, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

No way! Anarchy! Anarchy! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:18, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

 For. Anarchy. --Mnb'z 05:23, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Comment. Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:24, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

 No way. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:14, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Pester

Hi there, I'm making a basic little article to help my key latch noobs and keep social services away. I was wondering where you keep your image template (the one with the baby about uploading etc) as it explains it well. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:44, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

It's not a template. That would be callous and impersonal, whereas I'm all warm and fuzzy. Instead, it's hidden text at the top of here. Just hit edit (it's right below the "failed" text for VFH). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:51, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Groovy - Also nice PLS articles:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:56, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Yours, as it is not in competition with mine, is nice as well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

I OBJECT

(Huff log); 02:12 . . Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Image:52345234.jpg" (porn. unused.)

I was "using" that porn, fyi. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:28 Mar 20, 2009

Oh really? Well there's a link to it in the history section of the Lesbian article before I reverted it. As if we straight gals didn't have enough competition already. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

You're forgetting there's one huge disadvantage to dating a lesbian: They are a lesbian. I know. I've been there. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:36 Mar 20, 2009

There's a better place for porn. It's called "the internet". Keep that secret under your hat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:44, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

oh, great

much like a LOLcat, i'm in your PLS, judging your alternate namespace article. now i have to see the watchmen in the next week or so, because i feel "omg i haven't seen the movie but it's modus so a million points" wouldn't fly with the sanctity of the competition. hopefully my laziness will give way to my desire to be a good judge and not have my brains eaten by Zombiebaron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

It's a good movie. It's not as good as it could've been, but it's much better than it should've been. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

In gratitouille

 In gratitude for your vote  

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"   Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process. So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate the next time I hit myself on the head with a heavy object to you. Thank you. The following heavy objects are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to use in dedicating my head-bashing to your user name. Ball-Peen Hammer Four-Post Bed Golden Happy Buddha Mickey Rourke

I hardly think that I would vote for such piffle. Piffle! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you ought to rethink that piffle thing. Do you not appreciate how nice it might be to know that you are the one I'm thinking of when I bash my own head in? Yes, I'm threatening to remove this honor from you if you refuse to acknowledge your vote, which was number 9. Now, do you wish to retract the piffle comment, or do we get drastic? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 06:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

I stand by whateveritwas that I said earlier. You would too, if you ever had a nice piffle. I got arrested once for public piffling. They dropped the charges after the witness failed to pick my penis out of a lineup. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:15, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

No, the witness didn't fail to pick it out, I just didn't want to admit that I knew it so well. So now you know why I am so averse to the piffling. We're saying way too much - other people could read this you know. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 06:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Hardly. This is a talkpage. Other people can't read this. I can't even read this. Seriously, I'm illiterate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:25, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

hi

What do you think of the Woodburninator? It's for an article. --Docile hippopotamus 01:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

What are we talking about? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:34, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

An article I'm writing about The Woodburninator. I want to add a quote of you saying something about him. So what do you think of him? --Docile hippopotamus 03:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh. You want a quote? Wouldn't you be better off asking someone who knows about him? I mean, I can provide you with a quote, but that's like asking the Pope for advice on how to please your partner. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:58, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

No, it is better off asking you and some other users I've messaged. Surely you can say something Woodburninator-related, right? --Docile hippopotamus 04:26, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll say this, The Woodburninator looks good in a kilt. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Just got your message

Hey there Modus, I just got your message regarding my retirement, and I can honestly say that it was not anything you did. The site just stopped being too interesting to me, and I went to the Lulz at the fundamentalist movement. I guess it was a shift in interests. Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀20:19 March 28 2009 20:19, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

You went there?! Ewww! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:34, 28 March 2009 (UTC)