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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
- ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
- ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
- ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that this is just a distraction while we take your car?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that the sport of Water Polo can be greatly improved with the addition of sharks?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
- ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
- ... that nobody can describe what a simile is like?
- ... that a chicken-proof lawn is impeckable?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
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