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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
- ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
- ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
- ... that Calvin and Hobbes was an action-packed buddy comedy series that ran from 1542-1549, featuring philosophers John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes as themselves?
- ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that in an experiment known as Monty Hall problem, if you never make up your mind about which door to choose, the goat behind the door will grow tired and burst out?
- ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
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- ... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
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