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Lawrencium is the 103rd element of the Periodic Table of Elements, which, if you did not know what the Periodic Table of Elements is, the Periodic Table of Elements is a table full of elements, with Lawrencium being one of the elements in the Periodic Table of Elements. Little people know this fact, but if something ends with "-ium", it's most likely an element. (See Stupidium, Unobtanium, and Unobtainium). This includes Lawrencium, and thus, Lawrencium is an element. Lawrencium has the atomic symbol of Lr (which was formally Lw), and has the atomic number of 103, due to it being the 103rd element of the Periodic Table of Elements. Choquant.[2] It borders Lutetium, Nobelium, and Ytterbium on the Potentially Available Table of Elements. It is the last element in the Actinide series, because god himself couldn't think of any other elements for the Actinides. You know god also suffers from de-motivation and laziness, right? Cut him some slack. (Full article...)
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- ↑ Choquant is a very uncommon word only spoken by the people in a specific region which will be revealed if you keep reading this footnote, which won't actually happen because you're a dumbass for reading this text because I won't reveal where the word choquant comes from you stupid, stupid, silly man (or girl, or transgender person), probably because you can just infer where it came from, or, of course, just search it with Google, Firefox, or whatever you use. Pornhub?
- ↑ Choquant is a very uncommon word only spoken by the people in a specific region which will be revealed if you keep reading this footnote, which won't actually happen because you're a dumbass for reading this text because I won't reveal where the word choquant comes from you stupid, stupid, silly man (or girl, or transgender person), probably because you can just infer where it came from, or, of course, just search it with Google, Firefox, or whatever you use. Pornhub?
