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Today's featured articleMrs. God's blog is republished from Facebook with permission of the author. Hiiiii! Just a few words from me, Mrs God. I know you haven’t heard from me much over the years, but now that my hubby’s away… First of all, let me reassure everyone – “God is not dead”. We heard a lot of that in the 60s. It wasn’t true then and it’s not true now. Phew! It IS true that He picked up a bit of a coke habit – and I can tell you, God moved in some peculiar ways back then. But we’ve finally persuaded Him to face His issues and booked Him into Rehab – He said “No, no, no” for thirty years and when God says “No” it’s very hard to change His mind but He's finally checked into the Priory and we're hoping He can work through some of His issues and make a full recovery. (Full article...) Recently featured: You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured. More of the best of Uncyclopedia Download article feed plugin for Google Desktop Selected anniversariesJuly 10: International Bathroom Stall Graffiti Day
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