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Orchids are a special family of temptress flowers that bloom around June, totally unlike conservative flowers with upstanding morals and family values. They have delicate bodies, slim stems, and deep orifices, with small follicles emanating from their lower inner region that open up once every 28 days or so to emit a rather fishy yet surprisingly fragrant scent in order to attract insects, which will invade their insides to help pollinate them.
Orchids are considered to be some of the most scrumptious flowers in the plant kingdom, and they are also utterly insatiable. No amount of pollination is enough. Whereas almost all other flowers would be satisfied with one insect pollinator per day, for Orchids, no amount of frequent diverse visitors is enough. They are so good at seduction, bumble bees are known to fight one another to the death in their attempt to mount the stamens of orchids and destroy their tall slender legs in the process. Only the strongest bees with the most cunning, deceptive, and charismatic qualities are able to beat other bees during the frenzied orchid mating season. (Full article...)
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- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
- ... that it is most certainly not beneficial to Society to monitor Internet use? (Pictured)
- ... that 'wax-on, wax-off' doesn't help teach kids karate, but just gets your cars waxed, free of charge?
- ... that no word in the English language rhymes with the word flucumber?
- ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
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