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Reformed Orthodox Rabbi William "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) is an American politician, former childcare worker, former amateur saxophonist, and swingin' bachelor. As the 42nd President of the United States, and the horniest man to hold that position since JFK, he led America through the economic golden age of the '90s.
Clinton is famous for being the first president to institute the Opposite Presidential Term, in which everything he said during his second term is the exact opposite of what he said in his first term. In his first term, he was a Liberal, but in his second term, he was a Neocon; that was his way of bringing about change.
Clinton's term in office was marred by economic and political reform. The most serious was some bitch named Hillary, who kept insisting she was his wife and had actually slept with him. This was widely ignored by everyone until it was revealed that Bill had been secretly cheating on the First Lady with Hillary, in a perverse affair that culminated in a media frenzy. (Full article...)
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- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
- ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
- ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
 - ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that Alexander isn't really that Great?
 - ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
- ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
- ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
- ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
- ... that the packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" are actually delicious?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?"
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that Alexander isn't really that Great?
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that "Rosebud" was his sled? Oh wait, everyone knew that.
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
- ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
- ... that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to the US and her allies?
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