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Ahhh. Long day of work over. Time to grab that big-ass bowl of vegetable beef barley soup in the fridge.
Bill, you better not have touched my soup again! Like that time you got so drunk you took a whiz in it. Twice. Come to think of it, it was shitty soup. That probably improved it. Not like this one.
Let's see, cake, milk, horse semen, ketchup, monkey, hair roller thingy, soup! Yes! My life is whole again!
Hold on...
Why is my hair roller in here?
Wait...
This horse semen tastes funny. Did you put your semen in here again, Bill?
Don't ask how I know what yours tastes like. We were drunk. Not my fault.
Just a minute...
WHY IS THERE A MONKEY IN MY FUCKING FRIDGE?!? (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
- ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
- ... that solar flares are actually maritime distress signals launched by astronauts floating in the Sun's vast oceans? (Pictured)
- ... that torture is better to give than to receive?
- ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
- ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
- ... that you just lost the Game?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
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