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Let's get one thing straight, my dear Wats-onium.
(Puffs cigar).
When you're talking magnetism, you're talking about me. I've got the highest magnetic moment of ANY naturally occurring element. You could call it a magnetic personality. I pull the facts right out of the air. Things are just drawn to me. Like you, and don't deny it. It's a gift, from me to you.
(Gestures to empty seat in front of desk)
In my pure, elemental form, I'm a bright, silvery character. Soft enough to be cut with a knife, IF you can get close enough. But I don't stay pristine for long.
(Coughs).
The streets of this world, this city, the damp air, they tarnish me, give me a yellowish oxide coat.
(Coughs again).
It adds character, and everyone loves character.
(Throws down cigar and picks up pipe). (Full article...)
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*... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
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