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Mathematics (from Greek άθημα máthēma, “knowledge, study, learning”) is the systematic torture of students disguised as the study of quantity, structure, space, and change. Mathematicians seek out patterns and formulate new conjectures, trying to make sense of the universe by examining these abstract concepts, determining common traits, and then experimenting to see if this advanced knowledge will help them get women into bed. These conjectures are often faulty, and this subsequent failure is referred to as mathematical proof.
Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) said, "The universe cannot be read until we have learned the language and become familiar with the characters in which it is written. It is written in mathematical language... Without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth". He was also condemned by the church for heresy, and the only surviving body part of his is his middle finger on his right hand. This is currently kept at the Museo Galileo in Florence, Italy, allowing him to give the finger to the Catholic Church from beyond the grave. (Full article...)
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- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that the Easter Bunny must kill every 100 years? (Pictured)
- ... that women get periods, but men get commas?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that over 30 million Chinese peasants died in the Great Leap Forwards due to inadequate long-jump scores?
- ... that reading this section is a severe waste of time?
- ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
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