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The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that you wash your ass not your pussy (Pictured) in the Bidet?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that you wash your ass not your pussy (Pictured) in the Bidet?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that you wash your ass not your pussy (Pictured) in the Bidet?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
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