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Garlic bread adventure!
You feel an emptiness inside you, a deep pit in your soul that nothing man-made can fill. How many years has it been since you felt her hair running through your fingers?
None of that matters. The only thing that makes you happy now is garlic bread. You know it’s bad for your health, and you know it smells like the underpants of a sweaty Gondola rower, but you can’t help yourself.
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- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)

- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)

- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
- ... that creating an account comes with a 50% higher chance of leaving of Uncycloland alive?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that the amazing sensation of excruciatingly warm liquid on the genitals is just one of many reasons to pour boiling hot water down your trousers?
- ... that your boss is behind you watching you waste time?
- ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
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