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By category[edit source]

Main article: Incomplete List of Basic Articles

Busine$$[edit source]

Beer distribution game (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Big Oil (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Blank check (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Egonomics (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Happiness economics (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Homo economicus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
Management by perkele (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Market research theory (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mass production (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Misery index (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Productivity (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rotten kid theorem (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Services (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shipping and handling (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Companies[edit source]

Continental Airlines (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Finder-Spyder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mainway Toys (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Morley (cigarettes) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

United States (National)[edit source]

CVS, note that CVS also stands for Concurrent Versions System. How do we incorporate this?) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
DuPont (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Goldman Sachs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (Seriously, how can you ignore a company like this? It pi$$es on every living soul on earth!)
~~Geiko (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)~~ (Oops! Did you mean Geico (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), which currently redirects to Gecko? a Geiko is a Japanese entertainer akin to a Geisha, without the prostitution)
Jack in the Box (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
KB Toys (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Warner Music Group, those wanking moneygrabbing gits who take the audio tracks off all the GOOD videos from YouTube~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Note: Perhaps create the article at the abbreviated title WMG so we can also mention Wild Mass Guessing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), with possible connections to fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD)

Entertainment[edit source]

Comic books[edit source]

DC Comics[edit source]

Ambush Bug (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bizarro Batman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Doom Patrol (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Golden Age Flash, see Golden Age Superman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Golden Age Green Lantern, see Golden Age Superman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Legion of Super-Heroes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
L.E.G.I.O.N. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)/R.E.B.E.L.S (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Losers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mr. Mxyzptlk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Newsboy Legion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Omega Men (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Outsiders (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sgt. Rock (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Suicide Squad (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Marvel Comics[edit source]

The Defenders (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Exiles (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Human Croissant, parody of The Human Torch. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Infinity Watch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Invaders (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
Kingpin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
New Mutants (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Starjammers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Others[edit source]

Doc Savage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Everyman, see here and here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Groo the Wanderer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Megaton Man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sin City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Vampirella (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
XXXHOLiC (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Computer and Video games[edit source]

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

Bad Street Brawler (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bases Loaded (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bionic Commando (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chuck Rock (Amiga, Sega) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dwarf Fortress (PC) A very deep strategy/management/adventure game with ASCII graphics. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Excitebike (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kuru Kuru Kururin (GBA) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More Info)
Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Luigi (create page--link redirects to Mario.
Mega Man 9 (Downloadable for seventh-generation home consoles) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - We have no article on the character nor on most of the games in the series, but this might be a good place to start
Operation Wolf (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - {{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now -

(More Info)

Postal 2 (PC) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
River City Ransom (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
StarTropics (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Thief (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Toejam and Earl (Sega) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Turrican (Amiga, C64, multiple consoles) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS, correct wp), or for that matter the whole WarioWare series (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
World Class Track Meet (NES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Arcade[edit source]

Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

After Burner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Altered Beast (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Darius (video game) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dragon's Lair (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fantasy Zone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gradius (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
Lethal Enforcers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mad Dog McCree (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Missile Command (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
OutRun (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rampart (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sinistar (see [1]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Space Harrier (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and mention something about the first stage being named "Moot"
Strider (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - The most well-known port is for the Sega Genesis. There is also a cancelled version for the SuperGrafx (discuss here)
Sunset Riders (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Cheating and anti-cheating[edit source]

All requests previously made in this section have been fulfilled. To give you an idea of what belongs here, the articles requested were GameShark and PunkBuster.

Emulation[edit source]

MAME (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - mention that it has been illegally commercially distributed in multi-game arcade boards. One such 39-in-1 is ... emulated by MAME.^{_{This is NOT a ROM download site. It is only a database of games and associated MAME development status}}
PocketNES (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - say something about its commercial use, legitimate or otherwise

Game companies[edit source]

Koei Corporation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
SNK (now officially SNK Playmore) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Game systems[edit source]

Atari Lynx (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Famiclone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), more formally Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Neo Geo, see correct wp (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nintendo 3DS (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
TurboGrafx-16 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- PC Engine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

Music Games[edit source]

For relevant context, see the former DDR article. Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too. (More Info)

beatmania IIDX (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - see Windows Me#Rise of Windows ME's popularity for information that should possibly be included
In The Groove (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - has been deleted and undeleted several times on grounds of being excessively fanboyish; userfied here; redirect Kyle Ward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) here once the article is written
Pop'n Music (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
Pump It Up (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - expired {{expand}} userfied here
StepMania (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (see preliminary outline)

Other games and concepts[edit source]

This section is for independently-developed games, ROM hacks, games notable for extremely negative reception, and for video-game topics difficult to classify otherwise. ("Independently developed" includes dōjin soft and similar forms of freeware and shareware.)

John Deere American Farmer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (but we already have Harvest Moon) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Master Spork, similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games(un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mega fag, fictitious hacked game on NES
Purble Place (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Space Manbow, see [2] (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Touhou (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - A series of dōjin soft bullet hell shoot-em-up games which originated on the PC-9801 and is now for Windows PCs; also has spinoffs in other game genres - Relevant material already on Uncyc: Bullet hell (information on the genre); Reimu Hakurei (one character from the franchise); You have two cows/24.3#T; not to be confused with Toho
Warhammer 40k Minor Forces (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

People in the video-game industry[edit source]

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

Tim Follin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chris Hülsbeck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Koji Kondo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Satoshi Tajiri (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kazumi Totaka (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Manfred Trenz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hiroshi Yamauchi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Music[edit source]

See also: UnTunes

30 Minutes (song) by t.A.T.u. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Behind Blue Eyes (song) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - potential Batman-based parody? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bluegrass (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dark Side Of The Horse - Parody of Dark Side of the Moon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Electronic music (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Groove (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hot Buttered Gulag (album) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs
New York Philharmonic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Rolling Who
Trouble (song) by Coldplay (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Musicians[edit source]

Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bolt Thrower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chicago (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cozy Powell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dream Evil(band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gamma Ray (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
Ghostface (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gigi D'Agostino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
Groove Coverage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
Iced Earth (band) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ike Turner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Janis Joplin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jen Marks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Josh Homme (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Leif Edling (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
Les Claypool (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Luciano Pavarotti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Marc Bolan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Neko Case (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - attempt a play on words with "Neko" (as a general term, not the specific character with that name) - ~~I'll work on this one. Thatdamned followspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 14:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC)~~ Never mind. I've tried and tried, but I can't. What I've done can be found here, if anyone wants it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamned followspot 22:44 Thursday, September 9, 2010
Nick Lachey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nilsson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Primus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ronan Tynan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sammy Davis Jr. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shane Macgowan
Shania Twain (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sheryl Crowe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sir Mix-A-Lot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Staind (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Suzanne Vega (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
The Casualties (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Devil Wears Prada (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Three Days Grace
Throbbing Gristle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Warren Zevon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Toys[edit source]

Bag O' Glass (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Beer bong (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Braille Twister!
Crayola (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Easy-Bake Oven
James A. Garfield Action Figure
Lincoln Logs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Red Ryder BB Gun (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) or Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Geography[edit source]

Countries[edit source]

See also: List of countries

Animal Kingdom (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bahamas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bermuda (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
Freedonia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Guadeloupe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Moronica (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Cities and towns[edit source]

Buffalo, New York (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Burkittsville, Maryland (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
North Ridgeville, Ohio (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Palermo, Italy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

New York City[edit source]

American Museum of Natural History (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Brooklyn Bridge (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Bronx (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Carnegie Hall (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chrysler Building (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Five Points, Manhattan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Grand Central Station (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Greenwich Village (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lower East Side (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Metropolitan Museum of Art (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rockefeller Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Trump Tower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Union Square (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Yankee Stadium (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Chicago[edit source]

Art Institute of Chicago (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hagia Sophia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
O'Hare Airport (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - O'Hare? Oh hell yes, I call this as a future article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Sears Tower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shedd Aquarium (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

San Francisco[edit source]

The Castro (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Coit Tower (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Embarcadero Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Golden Gate Park (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nob Hill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Palace of Fine Arts (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Institutions[edit source]

See also: wikipedia:List of fictional schools

Arizona State University (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bob Jones University (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bovine University (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Carleton College (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Coney Island Community College (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dalhousie University - a university in nova scotia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Faber College (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Michigan State University (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen, parody of traditional English boarding schools
Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
University of the South (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Planets[edit source]

Geonosis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mustafar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ork (Mork is from Ork, Nanu Nanu!) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Xena (planet) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Utapau (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Interstate 0 (see here)

Other places nobody cares about[edit source]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Caribbean (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Conch Republic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fortress of Solitude (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hagia Sophia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lolland (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lordsburg, New Mexico (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mall of America (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pacific Islands (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wageningen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Government and Politics[edit source]

Great American Boycott

Affirmative action (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Anti-American Way (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
First Lady (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Glasnost (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hate crime (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Health Alteration Committee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - the name of at least one CIA assassination team (CIA activities in Iraq); perhaps make a joke with health/HP in RPGs
Ich bin ein Berliner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Imaginary line/International borders/Boundaries (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Interest group (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Richard Nixon mask (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ruling with an Iron Fish
TB - A parody of Tony Blair (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) and tuberculosis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - or should this be a disambig?

Government agencies[edit source]

Drug Enforcement Agency (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Enviromental Protection Agency (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Federal Trade Commission (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Immigration and Naturalization Service (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
United States Census Bureau (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

State agencies:

New York City Police Department (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rhode Island State Police (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Texas Rangers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Organizations[edit source]

Girl Guides, UK counterpart of the Girl Scouts (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Irish Democratic Army (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Michigan Militia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Minuteman Project (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
Official Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Road Grids, parody of Special interest groups
Parents Television Council (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Parent-Teacher Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
People's Front of Judea (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sanity of the Australian Parliament
Southern Poverty Law Center (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
SPECTRE (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tammany Hall (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Union of Concerned Scientists (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Warsaw Pact (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Political parties[edit source]

American Beer Drinkers Party (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Communist Party of the United States of America (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Landocracy Party of the United Kingdom (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Marijuana Party of Canada (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
McGillicuddy Serious Party (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Politicians[edit source]

Ward Boss-era:

Al Smith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Boss Tweed (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fernando Wood (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Honest John Kelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Huey Long (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John Morrissey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tom Pendergast (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Timothy Sullivan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Modern-era:

Buddy Cianci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Eric Massa (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Harvey Milk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kwame Kilpatrick (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Manuel Noriega (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Marion Barry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Michael Dukakis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rahm Emanuel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rand Paul (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sandra Day O'Connor, see previous article here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Stephen Conroy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Strom Thurmond (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Thomas Menino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Valerie Plame (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

History[edit source]

House of Hangover, parody of the House of Hannover. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket - the famous 12th Century reality TV talent show
Ides of March (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Most Horrific Act of Mass Murder in the History of Time - a typical teenager describing some recent trivial event while overlooking obvious historic disasters~~

I redirected it here, given the ridiculous overreactions to the event, plus it kinda fits the description. Feel free to make a real article out of it, though. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:37, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Publicly Ridiculed Person of the Random Indeterminate Time Period

Historical Periods and Events[edit source]

American Old West[edit source]

Alma Massacre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Apache scouts (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Battle of Washita River (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Boston Keg Party
Boot Hill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Buffalo Soldiers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chisholm Trail (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dead man's hand (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
First Transcontinental Railroad (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Frisco Shootout (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Great Platte River Road (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Great Western Cattle Trail (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Indian Wars (video game) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lincoln County War (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Long Walk of the Navajo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
One-room schoolhouse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pony Express (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Trail of Tears (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Scalping (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Western saloon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wild West Shows (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wounded Knee Massacre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

People:

List of American Old West outlaws/Wild West outlaws (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
List of Western lawmen/Wild West lawmen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Elfego Baca (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mangas Coloradas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Calamity Jane (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Victorio (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Billy the Kid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chiricahua (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Virgil Earp (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bat Masterson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The James-Younger Gang (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Liver-Eating Johnson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Annie Oakley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kit Carson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
James C. Cooney (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Goyaałé (Geronimo) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tom Ketchum (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cochise (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Crazy Horse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Touch the Clouds (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Red Cloud (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Soapy Smith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wild Bunch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Black Bart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tȟašúŋke Witkó (Crazy Horse) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joaquin Murrieta (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Places:

Tombstone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Alamogordo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Albuquerque (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cimarron (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gallup (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lincoln (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mogollon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tucumcari (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Broken Arrow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Deadwood (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pine Ridge (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Abilene (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Carson City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dodge City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hot Springs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Independence (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Virginia City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Disasters[edit source]

Deepwater Horizon "dairy" spill

Chunnel Collapse of 1996
The Ebonic Plague
Endorian Holocaust (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
Great Potato Hunt of 1967
Great Underwear Crisis of 1912
Great World Earthquake
The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903
The Great Potato Migration
La Palma Collapse
Lutiya Bay Tsunamis - Possibly combine with also nonexistent megatsunami?
Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416, reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Military history[edit source]

Battles & Wars[edit source]

Battles:
- Battle of Blenheim, important victory won by the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession, 1704 AD. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Chalons, last battle won by the Roman Empire, 451 AD. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Gaugamela, Alexander the Great's victory over the Persian Empire, 331 BC (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Marathon, Greek victory over the Persian Empire, 240 BC. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of the Metaurus, Roman victory over the Carthage during the Punic Wars, 207 BC. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Poltava, Russian victory over Sweden, 1709 AD. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Saratoga, American victory over the British and final battle of the American Revolution. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Syracuse, defeat of the Athenians at Syracuse, 413 BC. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Tours, victory by Charles Martel over the Umayyad Caliphate halting the Muslim conquest of Europe, 732 AD. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Battle of Valmy, battle that preserved Revolutionary France, 1792 AD. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Wars
- Banana Wars (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Hawaiian conquest of Wales - They came, they conquered, stole all their vowels and left.
- Honeybee War the war between Iowa and Missouri about states' rights and taxation, in this case, the rights of the States of Iowa and Missouri to tax farmers whose crop was honey. Yes, this was a real war (almost) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Ranger invasion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition Might be cool to view the invasions and conquering of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.
- Whiskey Rebellion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

People[edit source]

~~Arianna Huffington~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Note: Currently redirects to Cougar
Authur MacArthur (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bernard Montgomery (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Braxton Bragg (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Charles "The Hammer" Martel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Douglas Haig (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
George Armstrong Custer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Heinz Guderian (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John Monash (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Norman Schwarzkopf (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pancho Villa (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Robert Nivelle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Saigo Takamori (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Saladin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
William Quantrill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Helmut Lotti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Military Units[edit source]

ARVN (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chindits (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Easy Company (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Egyptian Task Force 777 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Explosive Ordnance Disposal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Flying Tigers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Too busy, no ideas. What a drag. Ilogin
Grenadier Guards (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kamikaze Scotsmen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lafayette Escadrille (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
M*A*S*H 4077th (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
MI-5 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Polish GROM (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Praetorian Guard (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
ROCA (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Spanish Legion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Yankee Squadron (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Weapons[edit source]

Shit cannon

Bazooka (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Exploding Cigar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Machete (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Moving Bomb - compare MSE-6 droids from Star Wars franchise. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Zyklon B (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Conspiracy Theories, Hoaxes and the Paranormal[edit source]

Abraham Lincoln was a woman, see also Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Al-Wikipedia, parody of Wikipedia and Al-Qaeda ("The encyclopedia any terrorist can edit!")
Carlsbad Caverns (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More info)
Dead Celebrity Island, the place where people like Elvis, Hitler and Michael Jackson went to hide when they "died". (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Endorian Holocaust/Endorian Holocaust denial (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Got Milk? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hazing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The IBM/Apple Imaginary Power PC, to run on imaginary power and virtual memory (financed by virtual credit cards)
The Canadian Waffle Fairy/Canadian Waffle Fairy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Flying Dutchman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Jersey Devil (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John Hinkley Jr. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), reference Ronald Reagan, Taxi Driver, and Jodi Foster and how he tried to impress her.
JFK Presidency Hoax
Magic bullet/Magic bullet theory (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pacific scandal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Philadelphia Experiment (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Precious Moments (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More Info)
The Power of Nightmares, Adam Curtis documentary arguing that al-Qaeda doesn't exist. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Turkish-Japanese Conspiracy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (This is a fictitious topic; please read More Info)
United States presidential election, 2004, reference Diebold and Florida. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax
White van speaker scam (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
UVB-76 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Mass Media[edit source]

Literature[edit source]

Antihero (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Autobiography (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Magnum opus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Authors[edit source]

Daniel Defoe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mary Shelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
O. Henry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
P.C. Wren (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Robert Louis Stevenson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
Truman Capote (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Books[edit source]

The Last King of Scotland

Artemis Fowl (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Daily Mirror (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fanny Hill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Matilda (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), see also film adaptation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
National Lampoon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - All Books
The Purpose-Driven Life (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
A Song of Ice and Fire (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sports Illustrated (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Time Machine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More Info)
Treasure Island (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
A Treatise On The Rights Of Man and Shit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
USA Today (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Fictional characters[edit source]

Billybumbler - Ya know, the ones from Stephen King. Do some research if you're confused. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Clara Clayton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Captain Nemo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Count Funkula, Blaxploitation movie monster
Elim Garak (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Falcor, see The Neverending Story (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster
Harrison Bergeron (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Hermione Granger~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Harry Potter (Books)
John Boy Walton's Moles (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jambi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Master Chief, Why hasn't this one been done? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mister Smee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Princess Fiona (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Toby/Kunta Kinte (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Three Musketeers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Tom Sawyer~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - currently redirects to Mark Twain
Weenie Todd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (Demon Hot-Dog Vendor)

Films[edit source]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Man from Snowy River

Lethal Weapon

Film crew
- B-movie (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Best boy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cinematographer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gaffer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Production assistant (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Stunt man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Film industry
- Box office (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cameo appearance (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cult following (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cannes Film Festival (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Direct-to-video/Straight-to-video (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dogme 95 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Exploitation film (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Grindhouse (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Hollywood blacklist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Independent film (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Remake (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Reboot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sundance Film Festival (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Action films[edit source]

Die Hard (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lethal Weapon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sin City (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Animated films[edit source]

Animated All-Star Force
Basketball Jones (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cool World, I think this movie deserves an article (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cyber City Oedo 808 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Demon City Shinjuku (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ninja Scroll (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
When the Wind Blows (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wicked City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Classic films[edit source]

The African Queen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
All About Eve (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Birth of a Nation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Casablanca (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
City Lights (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Frankenstein (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Jazz Singer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Man from Snowy River (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Manchurian Candidate (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Modern Times (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mutiny on the Bounty (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
My Fair Lady (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
North by Northwest (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rebel Without a Cause (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Stagecoach (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sunset Boulevard (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Comedy films[edit source]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bowfinger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Into the Wild (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Richie Rich (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
White Men Can't Jump (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Witches of Eastwick (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Drama films[edit source]

American History X (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
American Beauty (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chinatown (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dazed and Confused (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Double Jeopardy (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Friday (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Glengarry Glen Ross (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Goonies (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Leon: The Professional (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lords of Dogtown (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
No Country for Old Men (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Seven Pounds (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Shawshank Redemption (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Splash (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Taxi Driver (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

"Foreign" films[edit source]

Bicycle Thieves (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cinema Paradiso (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
City of God (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Human Condition I: No Greater Love and the The Human Condition series (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Léon (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Life Is Beautiful (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Lives of Others (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sátántangó (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Yojimbo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Horror films[edit source]

Main article: Horror film

They Live

Blade (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Day of the Dead (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Exorcist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hellraiser (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
It (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Leprechaun: In the Hood (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Near Dark (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Se7en (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
They Live (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Village of the Damned, suggest doing this about a leper colony for ageing rockers, i.e. The Damned. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pantyhose on Elm Street (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Transvestite horror apocalypse

Mafia movies[edit source]

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Analyze This, sequel to Analyze That (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Billy Bathgate (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
A Bronx Tale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Casino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Donnie Brasco (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Departed (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jane Austen's Mafia! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Johnny Dangerously (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Last Don (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
King of New York (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Little Caesar (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Married to the Mob (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mobsters and Mormons (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Once Upon a Time in America (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Public Eye (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Road to Perdition (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Suicide Kings (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Post-apocalyptic movies[edit source]

A Boy and His Dog (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Delicatessen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Escape from L.A. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Land of the Dead (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Le Dernier Combat (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Omega Man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Six-String Samurai (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Teenage Caveman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Threads (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Sci-fi[edit source]

The Day of the Dolphin

2010: The Year We Make Contact (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Andromeda Strain, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Brazil (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Capricorn One (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Day of the Dolphin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) On it. --- [talk] 18:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Deathrace 2000 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Futureworld (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
I, Robot (film), reference the original short story by Isaac Asimov (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
HoboCop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Land That Time Forgot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Last Starfighter (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Man Who Fell to Earth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The People That Time Forgot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Short Circuit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Slaughterhouse Five, but we also need an article on the book, don't we? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tron
Westworld (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
What is the Matrix? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - parody on the Matrix series - I was thinking the random numbers he got in actual film, anyone know how?

Western films[edit source]

Tombstone (film) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Unforgiven (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Spaghetti Westerns

Blindman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
A Bullet for the General (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Django and its countless nonsensical "sequels" Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!, Django and Sartana Are Coming....It's the End, etc. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fistful of Dynamite/Duck, You Sucker! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Five Man Army (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
For a Few Dollars Less (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Life's Tough, Eh Providence? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The "Man with No Name" trilogy (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
My Name is Nobody (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Once Upon a Time in the West (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Run, Man, Run! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sabada Trilogy (Sabata, Adiós, Sabata, Return of Sabata) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sartana series (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death, Have a Good Funeral, My Friend... Sartana Will Pay, Light the Fuse... Sartana Is Coming, Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Trinity series (My Name is Trinity/Trinity Is STILL My Name!) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

War movies[edit source]

A Bridge Too Far (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Great Dictator (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Great Escape (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hamburger Hill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hell is for Heroes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Inglourious Basterds (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kelly's Heroes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Pacific (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paths of Glory (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Patton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Pianist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Red Dawn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Saving Private Ryan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Where Eagles Dare (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Zulu Dawn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Straight-to-video[edit source]

Main articles: Worst 100 Movies of All Time, Worst 100 Sequels of All Time, Worst 100 Remakes of All Time, and Worst 100 Direct-to-Video Movies of All Time

Alito's Way: Rise to Power - Supreme court + P.Diddy = awesome.
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
American Wedding Crasher American Pie movie with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it.
Anchorman Returns Stars Will Ferrel
Arresting Resist (film) - About a white person named Resist getting arrested.
American Beauty and the Beast a Disney movie
Austin Power Rangers: The Movie a comedy film with Mike Myers in it.
Babe: Pig in Sin City
Bicentenial Man Begins Starring Robin Williams
Bladerunnaway Bride
The Blue Brothers Grimm
Brokeback Mountain III: The Ungayening, Movie franchise sold to conservatives, tells the tale of the Cowboys' efforts to be straight. Reference Brokeback Mountain II: Go Get the Butter.
Brokeback Mountain IV: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
The Catwoman in the Hat stars Halle Berry
The Century of the Self
Charlie and Chocolat starring Johnny Depp
Duckula: Dead and Loving It
Deafcon 7: See Jackie Chan for information on movie
Die Hardball
Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day Starring Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Jay Leno as the President.
The Dumb and Dumber Files: Fight the Future starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
A Few Good Men in Black
From Justin to Kelly -Crappy movie with the American Idol singers.
Fun with Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Jim Carrey a comedy action movie
Jingle All the Way of the Gun
Killing Jesse James characters from other movies go to kill Jesse James.
Knocked Up
Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
National Treasure III: Muppet National Treasure Island
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Office Space Balls 2008 comedy film by Mike Judge and Mel brooks with Mel Mrooks as Yogurt, sequel to Space Balls.
Passion of the Goodfellas, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pulp Muppets, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Purple Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Prince and Tom Cruise
Star Trek V: For Vendetta
There's a Rhino Loose in the City (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
What About Spongebob, starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss made by Nickelodeon movies and Paramount Pictures.
Worst 100 Christmas Movies of All Time (Suggestions: It's a Wonderful Life II: Secret of the Ooze, Emmet Otterstein's Jug-Band Hanukkah)

People in Films[edit source]

Actors
- Jeffrey Combs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Frank Langella (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Peter Lorre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
- Cillian Murphy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (It would be nice to have an article about him)
- Sigourney Weaver (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Directors
- Jean-Jacques Annaud (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Nimród Antal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Luc Besson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Danny Boyle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Francis Ford Coppola (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (Seriously? No article on him?)
- Alfonso Cuarón (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Roland Emmerich (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Fincher (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Milos Forman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- John Frankenheimer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Friedkin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- D.W. Griffith (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
- Tsui Hark (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Renny Harlin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Alejandro González Iñárritu (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- David Lean (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sidney Lumet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Michael Mann (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Sam Peckinpah (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Wolfgang Petersen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- ~~Roman Polanski~~ (Can't believe there isn't an article on him.) - An IP redirected this to Pedobear; delete?
- Ridley Scott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tony Scott (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Bryan Singer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gus Van Sant (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Billy Wilder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- William Wyler (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Corey Yuen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Radio[edit source]

Personalities:

Nick Abbot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Casey Casum (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mark Levin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Michael Savage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dave Ramsey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Laura Schlessinger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Neal Boortz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Laura Ingraham (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paul Harvey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rick Dees (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Modern Programs:

Are We Alone? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Dudley & Bob Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Ed Schultz Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gardening with Maurice (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Laszlo Jones Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Opie & Anthony Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Old-time Programs:

Amos 'n' Andy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Burns and Allen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gang Busters (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Grand Ole Opry (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The March of Time (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Television[edit source]

100 episodes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
After school special (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Anthology series (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cable television (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Clip show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Counterprogramming (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Effects on time of North American broadcasting, parody of this (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fishcam (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Graveyard slot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Happy talk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pirate television (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rerun (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Reunion show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rural purge (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Television pilot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tent-pole programming (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Watershed (television) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Anime[edit source]

Main articles: Anime and Laws of Anime Physics

Angel breast! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Arashi no Yoru Ni (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
D. Gray-Man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Karin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
InuYasha (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Love Hina (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Otakun (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shonen Jump (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Super-Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Cartoons[edit source]

See also: User:MrCleveland/List of Hanna-Barbera characters

Beatle Bailey (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Darkwing Duck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Felix the Cat (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jem and the Holograms (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Top Cat (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
U.S. Acres (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Tweety~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) --Currently redirects to Tweety Pie, which does discuss the subject (previous maintainer said "needs rewrite")
~~Warner Brothers (also allow the link Warner Bros).~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) -- currently redirects to Jews
Zula Patrol (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
List of characters in The Simpsons (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Cobra/G.I. Joe
- Cobra Vipers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Cobra Island (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Baroness (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

TV Shows[edit source]

*Allo' Allo'

(un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Animorphs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Angel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Boris and Brezhnev, Soviet Beavis and Butt-Head. See this for possible ideas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
CSI: White House, also by Weird Al Yankovic (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Degrassi Trek: The Next Generation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef
Iron Sheik Humbles America (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
My Life as a Teenage Hobot, XXXJ9 is pimped out by her Mother/Inventor (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Psycho Dad (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
We Get It. They're Gay, a one-trick pony sitcom that lasted for several seasons. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

ABC
- Couger Town (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- FlashForward (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Life on Mars (U.S. TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Wife Swap (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

BBC Television (see also: missing list of British television series)
- 'Allo 'Allo! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Being Human (TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fawlty Towers (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Goodness Gracious Me (BBC) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (and other Canadian series)
- Blood Ties (TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Kids in the Hall (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Red Green Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Royal Canadian Air Farce (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Cartoon Network
- Justice League Unlimited (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Superjail! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Toonami (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Storm Hawks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

CBS
- 60 Minutes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Due South (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Early Edition (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Comedy Central
- The Man Show (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Reno 911 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Tosh.0 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

The CW Television Network (or The WB Network)
- Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Vampire Diaries (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Disney Channel
- Jake: The American Psycho (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fish Hooks

Fox
- Boston Public (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Fringe (TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Perkins

HBO
- Boardwalk Empire (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- True Blood (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

MTV
- Loveline (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Teen Wolf (2011 TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Yo! MTV Raps (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

NBC
- Freaks and Geeks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Must See TV (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Nickelodeon
- The Adventures of Pete & Pete (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Clarissa Explains It All (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Salute Your Shorts (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Fairly Odd Parents (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Sci-Fi Channel
- Andromeda (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Lone Gunmen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Travel Channel
- Ghost Adventures (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

TV Land
- Cheers, popular American sitcom set in a bar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Cosby Mysteries (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- F-Troop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., possibly a tv spin-off of Full Metal Jacket? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Green Acres (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Have Gun Will Travel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Kung Fu (TV series) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mr. Ed (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Mork and Mindy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- M*A*S*H (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- Time Tunnel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Television Channels/Networks[edit source]

Television in Australia

American Broadcasting Company/Australian Broadcasting Corporation (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
AMC (American Movie Classics) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cinemax (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
CTV Canadian Channel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fan Fi Channel like the Sci Fi Channel only with fan fiction (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Food Network (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
IFC (Independent Film Channel) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Network Ten (I originally wrote it, but it was deleted.) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pax (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Space (Canadian TV channel) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Spanish Channel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sundance Channel, now known as the ultra-liberal Sundance channel with all pro-liberal shows and movies (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
TBS (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
TCM (Turner Classic Movies) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
USA Network (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
YTV Canadian Channel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Commercials[edit source]

Slap Chop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Internet[edit source]

Memes[edit source]

Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Arts and entertainment/Internet and tech culture/Internet memes

Websites[edit source]

Appalling Trash Film Database or ATFd.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Black People Love Us!, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) -- a certain website has already beaten us to it...
BobFromAccounting.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
CardudeOnTheWeb.com, see here and here (older version) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
ClickHereYouIdiot.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Edgar Governo, Historian of Things That Never Were, see here(un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Expert Village (eHow), see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Factcheck.org (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
GaiaOnline, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hi5.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Huffington Post~~ see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Note currently redirects to AOL
IHateLiberals.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
I Love Music/I Love Everything, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - This could also work as Why?:Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
Moynihan Institute, see here and here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
MyTrailerPark.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The-Niceguy.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Newgrounds, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
PhoneLosers.org, see here, here and here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Raptorman.us, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
ProgressiveBoink.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shaboogle, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shelley The Republican, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Something Awful, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Therapist.com, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
TongueTied.us, see here and here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
VDARE, see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Wiki[edit source]

Albanian Wikipedia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rollback (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - preliminary draft here
Wikipedia Watch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
WikiWatch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

People and others who weren't so lucky[edit source]

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons[edit source]

Main articles: Biographies of Ridiculous Persons and People with distinguished names

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.

Celebrities[edit source]

Actors[edit source]

Colin Farrell

Hank Azaria (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cindy Crawford (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
James Franco (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
James Garner (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dustin Hoffman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Logan Lerman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Laura San Giacomo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
Claudia Schiffer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bill Cosby

Criminals[edit source]

Albert Hicks (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Baby Face Nelson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Billy the Kid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bonnie & Clyde (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Boston Strangler (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Burke and Hare (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Captain Kidd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Charles Ponzi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Francois l'Olonnais (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hell's Grannies (see: [3]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jack the Stripper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John Dillinger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Lady In Red (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ma Barker (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ned Kelly (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paul Watson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pierre Lafitte (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pretty Boy Floyd (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sir Henry Morgan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters[edit source]

Main article: Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition:

Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dion O'Bannion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dutch Schultz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
George "Bugs" Moran (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hymie Weiss (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
"Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Samuel "Nails" Morton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Five Families-era:

Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Carlo Gambino (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Modern:

Pablo Escobar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Westies (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Whitey Bulger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Forgotten people[edit source]

Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dave Foley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
D.B. Sweeney (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Eric Stoltz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ed O'Neill (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
James Booth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joe Pilato (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jurgen Prochnow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Michael Pare (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sam Kinison (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
William Forsythe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories[edit source]

Adam Curtis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
Bill Lynch (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cindy Margolis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - world's most downloaded woman
Craig Kilborn (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Hamid Karzai~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) --Currently redirects to Osama bin Laden
Hans Ruedi Giger (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Jacques de Molay~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (infernal red mage) --Currently redirects to Gumen
John Cale (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jonathan Lee Riches (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
Justin Trudeau (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Konnolsky (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lord Alfred Douglas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Norbert Wiener (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Phineas Gage (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ronnie Coleman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Saint Petrus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
William Caxton (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Religion[edit source]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bathtub madonna/Bathtub Mary (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bris (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Book of Mozilla (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Someone already tried to write this, but the author requested deletion
The Book of Austin, a lost book of the Bible written by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Book of Esurance, a lost book of the Bible written by Erin Esurance.
Church of the Fonz Church that worships the Fonz from Happy Days
Cremationism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Gospel According to Oberst, part of The Church of Emo
Holy water (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Man's Prayer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Movementarianism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Gods[edit source]

The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Isis (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Osiris (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tezcatlipoca (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Those Three Hindu Gods (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Who could possibly make God? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Religious figures[edit source]

The Bishop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
"Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bishop of West Anglia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dark-Side Mormons (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Discordian American Princesses (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)--it's a category but has no article
Father Guido Sarducci (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John the Baptist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nagasaki Martyrs (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Vatican Marketing Department (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Science and technology[edit source]

Toilets in Japan

Postpostmodernism (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) or Standard diving dress (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Biology[edit source]

Adolescence (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Virus (biology) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Living creatures[edit source]

Animals:

Bullfrog (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bushtit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Elk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Flat coat retriever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gopher (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Homo erectus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
Mothra Nature
Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Dinosaurs:

Triceratops (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Chemistry[edit source]

Benedict's solution (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Flamboyant chemist (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Homolytic Fission (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Homologous series (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Homogeneous catalyst (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jumbotronium (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Latex (chemistry) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) per this edit
Thiotimoline (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Zwitterion (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Computers and Internet[edit source]

Megabyte (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Widow/orphan control (correct wp) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Distributed computing[edit source]

Distributed computing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) a.k.a. Grid computing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), specific software of which includes:
- BOINC (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- SETI@home (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (we already have Folding@home and the fictitious Cabal@home)
- Electric Sheep (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cloud computing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Hacking and security[edit source]

2600 Magazine (technically called 2600: The Hacker Quarterly) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Buffer overflow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Data Encryption Standard (DES) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)/Triple DES (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Note: DES also stands for diethylstilbestrol; work this in somehow
Firesheep (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ping of death (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Phreaking (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
- 2600 hertz (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - meh. Should probably redirect to 2600 Magazine or Phreaking once one of them is created (More Info)
- Phreaking boxes (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rootkit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Stuxnet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - maybe see User:Lctmu/UnNews:Israel developed the virus 'Facebook' to undermine Iranian productivity
Transport Layer Security (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) with redirect from SSL

Hardware[edit source]

Binary fountain pen (fictitious item formerly mentioned at Floppy disk; refers to a floppy drive's read/write head?) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Brick (electronics) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Firmware (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Intel 4004 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Part of a series on Intel CPUs? Not actually used in a computer per se, but this is the best place I could think of for this request

Networking[edit source]

This section is about the normal operation of computer networks. For network vulnerabilities, see Hacking and security (above).

Bandwidth (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
IPv6 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
ISP or Internet service provider (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Linksys (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - and mention the error message "Upgrade are failed!" shown by their home routers for firmware upgrades
Mozilla Thunderbird (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
OSI model (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Robots exclusion standard (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) or Robots.txt (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Transmission Control Protocol (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - perhaps make it something about STDs or car transmissions? - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.

Robotics[edit source]

Uncanny valley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Software development[edit source]

Beta test/Beta tester, part of the software release life cycle (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Concurrent Versions System (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (abbreviated CVS; maybe mention in the same article as CVS/pharmacy?)

Systems administration and tech support[edit source]

BOFH or Bastard Operator From Hell (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), see rm *, Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm and Robert Heinlein#Life for context; references newer stories older stories
I am service - message from preinstalled software on some Asus (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) computers; see also The Daily WTF post
kill -9 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - possible redirect to UnNews:Linux: Every time you use EXT3, Hans Reiser kills again?
NOSMOKE.EXE, see [4], BOFH usage, and wikipedia:Magic smoke

Mathematics[edit source]

Lie algebra (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mathematica (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - or does this belong in "Computers and Internet" above? (More Info)
Max Clifford Algebra - related to Hamiltonian Dynamics (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (invented by Neil and Christine Hamilton), perhaps?

Medicine[edit source]

Diseases:

Athlete's foot (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Drowning (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dysentery (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fibromyalgia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Inflammatory bowel disease (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jungle Fever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kuru (disease) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (More Info)
Lassa fever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Malaria (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Monkeypox (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pneumonia (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Scarlet fever (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Smallpox (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
Stockholm syndrome (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Typhoid (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Anatomy:

Bladder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Chin (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Elbow (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Funny bone (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gall bladder (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Intestines (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Knee (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Treatment methods and devices:

Artificial heart (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)/Heart transplant (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Caesarean section (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Liposuction (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Therac-25 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software

Physics[edit source]

Czochralski process (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Hasselhoff capacitor could be great er Dave
Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Metric Fuckton, part of a metric unit.
Photonic crystal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Prince Rupert's Drop (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Super-Kamiokande (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Common Cold (There is already an article on cold, but I was thinking something more along the lines of where the Fahrenheit and Celsius temperature scales cross (-40 degrees C/F). I envisioned something regarding American/Canadian relations or something to that effect.)
Wayans-Baldwin Reactor

Transportation[edit source]

Antifreeze (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Bentley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Internal Combustion Chicken (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Limousine (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Monorail cat (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a version of the lolcat meme; original requestor suggested "advanced method of near-light-speed mass transportation" as a direction for the parody
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile™ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Super Speed Train to Aruba (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
VW Bug (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Winnebago (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Sports[edit source]

The Kentucky Derby (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Professional Toothpicking - similar to the javelin, but involving the spearing of things in someone's mouth. Archery, javelin and regular toothpicking combined.
Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.
Bottling (similar to Bricking) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Major League Soccer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Professional Golf Association (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Streaking (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Tippeligaen (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
24 Hours of LeMons (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wife carrying ("It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny." - MrN) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
~~Yodeling~~ (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Currently redirected to Sweden, but still consider trying to write an actual article
Yoga (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Athletes[edit source]

Andre Agassi

Modern:

Bas Rutten (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Carles Puyol (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Coco Crisp (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Daunte Culpepper (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Peter McNeely (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John "Bulldog" Ricketti (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lionel Messhit (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Milton Bradley (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rameez Raja (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - former Pakistani cricketer and nowadays a commentator
Xavi (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Legendary:

Ty Cobb (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joe DiMaggio (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shoeless Joe Jackson (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sandy Koufax (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jake LaMotta (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Rocky Marciano (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joe Montana (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
John L. Sullivan (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Teams[edit source]

Baseball:

Boston Red Sox (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Wrestling[edit source]

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1980s wrestling boom (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
1990s wrestling boom (see: [5]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Battle royal (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [6])
Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [7]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pope of the Ring, the Vatican's version of the WWF's King of the Ring (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
WrestleMania (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Wrestlecrap.com (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

WWF/WWE[edit source]

Bastion Booger (see: [8]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Damien Demento (see: [9]/[10]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jim Cornette (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Mountie (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Mr. Fuji (or Emperor Hirohito; see Axis of Power) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Repo Man (see: [11]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
"The Model" Rick Martel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Slick (see: [12]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

WCW[edit source]

Abdullah the Butcher (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Black Scorpion (see: [13]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gary Spivey (see: [14]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jim Crockett, Jr. (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Victor the Bear (see: [15]) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

ECW[edit source]

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

b.W.o (Blue World Order) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dudley family (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Full Blooded Italians (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Paul Heyman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Raven (wrestler) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Sandman (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Shane Douglas (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Terry Funk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

International[edit source]

Antonio Inoki (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
El Dandy (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ken the Box (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lucha libre (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Joshi puroresu (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Puroresu (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Professional wrestling in the United Kingdom (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Miscellaneous[edit source]

Ahahaha....yeeeeeah...
Biofuel
Chaos
Christian rock
Clemen - long-running Family Guy joke on "America's newest curse word". (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Clorox (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) I am appalled! --Clo r ox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Criminal record (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) or Rap sheet (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Embarrassment/Shame (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Fire extinguisher - fascinating reading material...
Fist Pumping (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Ghosts
I Feel Sick, related to Get Some Sick?
Innocence (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Lawn mowers in popular culture (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Or is it? (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Obscenity/Obscene (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Sound of One Hand Clapping (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Spoof (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - Undictionary perhaps?
The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
That yucky stuff on the pole
Trading Spouses, a card game based on the television series
Whelk awareness, people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures

Food[edit source]

A-1 Steak Sauce (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel, see here
Caramel (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cheese 2.0
Chocolate milk (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Durian (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Jello Shots (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Junk food (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Brand Dried Urine Frosties
Lowrey's® Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds
Milkshake (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Nutella (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™
Sloppy Joe (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Spontaneously Combustible Eggs
Sprite (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™
The Salad with the Walnuts and the Gorgonzola on it
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
J.Wray and Nephew Ltd. or Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

Philosophy[edit source]

Julia Kristeva (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - feminist
Mu (negative) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - a.k.a. the answer to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - mention something about Magibon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt), which should redirect to this article (pay attention to video titles if you don't get it)
Peter Singer (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Sexuality[edit source]

Bates method (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (Notice the names of some of the techniques as well)
BDWC (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Default Male (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Gimp (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) - not to be confused with GIMP (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)
Kissing (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Open Mind (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt) (don't live in ignorance; keep your mind open)
Phone sex (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sloppy Seconds (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Sperm Gargling (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Uncyclopedia-related[edit source]

Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Incomplete article series

Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
Uncyclopedia:Create an account, or maybe HowTo:Create an account? (see Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Creating an account)
Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)

Essays/policies:

Main articles: wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia policies and guidelines and wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia essays

Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT!

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense[edit source]

Main articles: Uncyclopedia:In-jokes and Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

Bruce Campbell's Chin
Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
Do you know who my father is?
East Carolina/West Carolina
Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
Obliquosphere
People's Front of Judea (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
Save a Jesii Foundation
Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
That Woman from the Trailer Park
The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
Whore of Babylon (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism[edit source]

Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
Plate of Shrimp, document
Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Major League Bloodbath[edit source]

Disneyland Empire[edit source]

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Prince Charming (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Cruella De Vil (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Disney Defense Forces (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Dissidentland (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
List of never built Disney attractions (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

UnProjects-related[edit source]

HowTo[edit source]

Main article: HowTo

HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
HowTo:Be Canadian
HowTo:Be Italian
HowTo:Be Russian
HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
HowTo:Find Channel Z
HowTo:French Kiss
~~HowTo:Get on TV~~-- It shall be done. ~ The Masked Editor (03:26, Dec 6 2008)
~~HowTo:Knock on Heaven's Door~~ Done --PUTTY 15:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
HowTo:Lose Yourself
HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
HowTo:Open Things
HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
HowTo:Serve Man (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
HowTo:Speak Latin
HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
HowTo:Use Chopsticks
~~HowTo:Wake Up Dead~~--Back off, Jack off before I cut your sack off, and eat it --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 17:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
~~HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality~~ - done. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:28, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks[edit source]

Main article: UnBooks

UnNews[edit source]

Main articles: UnNews and UnNews Other Headlines

See also: Fark.com

UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
UnNews:Bin Laden not dead, vacationing in Hell
UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
UnNews:Man arrested for having creepy voice (inspired by a police blotter)
UnNews:Pathetic fallacy hits UK
UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

Unquotable...[edit source]

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WhatIf?[edit source]

Main article: What if?

What If:All women had snouzer faces?
What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?[edit source]

Main article: Why?

Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:America is the worst place on earth
Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
Why?:Beat Your Children
Why?:Buy Pluto
Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Why?:Keep Trying
Why?:Only link to featured articles
Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)
Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un f wm gun | g img gwp wp yt)

Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/old

Top 50 Wanted Articles[edit source]