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Busine$$

• Beer distribution game (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Big Oil (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Blank check (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Egonomics (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Happiness economics (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Homo economicus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
• Management by perkele (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Market research theory (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mass production (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Misery index (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Productivity (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rotten kid theorem (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Services (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shipping and handling (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Companies

• Continental Airlines (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Finder-Spyder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mainway Toys (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Morley (cigarettes) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

United States (National)

• CVS, note that CVS also stands for Concurrent Versions System. How do we incorporate this?) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• DuPont (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Goldman Sachs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (Seriously, how can you ignore a company like this? It pi$$es on every living soul on earth!)
• Geiko (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (Oops! Did you mean Geico (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), which currently redirects to Gecko? a Geiko is a Japanese entertainer akin to a Geisha, without the prostitution)
• Jack in the Box (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• KB Toys (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Warner Music Group, those wanking moneygrabbing gits who take the audio tracks off all the GOOD videos from YouTube (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Note: Perhaps create the article at the abbreviated title WMG so we can also mention Wild Mass Guessing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), with possible connections to fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD)

United States (Regional)

• New England
  • Auntie Annie's Pretzels (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Building #19 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cumberland Farms (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • D'Angelos (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Del's Lemonade (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Honey Dew Donuts (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Job Lot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Newport Creamery (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Papa Gino's (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Pub 99 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Shaw's (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• East Coast
  • Charlie Brown's Steakhouse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Blimpie (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Jerk Store (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Lundy's Restaurant (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Pizza Connection, based on real life mafia-run Italian pizza parlors used for heroin smuggling during the 1970s. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Quick Stop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • RST Video (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Soup Kitchen International, restaurant based on The Soup Nazi (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• The Midwest
  • Big Boy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Culver's (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Howard Johnson's (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Kwik-E-Mart (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Red Roof Inn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Second Chance Body Armor Company (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• The South
  • Circle K (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Piggly Wiggly (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Ponderosa (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Popeyes Fried Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Stuckey's (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

United Kingdom

• I Was Lord Kitchener's Valet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lloyds of London (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Phoenix Club, Brian Potter's not-no-subtle attempt to advertise on Uncyclopedia. Notes frustration at rejection from Wikipedia ? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Piccadilly Circus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Portobello Road (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Trotters Independent Traders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Boiled Beef and Carrots (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Occupations

• Bartender (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Biker (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Humanitarian (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Maid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Taxi driver (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Waitress (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Women's shoe salesman/Shoe salesman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Entertainment

Comic books

DC Comics

• Ambush Bug (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bizarro Batman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Doom Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Golden Age Flash, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Golden Age Green Lantern, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Legion of Super-Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• L.E.G.I.O.N. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)/R.E.B.E.L.S (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Losers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mr. Mxyzptlk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Newsboy Legion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Omega Men (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Outsiders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sgt. Rock (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Suicide Squad (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Marvel Comics

• The Defenders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Exiles (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Human Croissant, parody of The Human Torch. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Infinity Watch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Invaders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
• Kingpin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• New Mutants (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Starjammers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Others

• Doc Savage (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Everyman, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Groo the Wanderer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Megaton Man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sin City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Vampirella (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• XXXHOLiC (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Computer and Video games

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

• Bad Street Brawler (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bases Loaded (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bionic Commando (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chuck Rock (Amiga, Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dwarf Fortress (PC) A very deep strategy/management/adventure game with ASCII graphics. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Excitebike (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kuru Kuru Kururin (GBA) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More Info)
• Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Luigi (create page--link redirects to Mario.
• Mega Man 9 (Downloadable for seventh-generation home consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - We have no article on the character nor on most of the games in the series, but this might be a good place to start
• Operation Wolf (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - {{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now -

(More Info)

• Postal 2 (PC) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• River City Ransom (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• StarTropics (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Thief (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Toejam and Earl (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Turrican (Amiga, C64, multiple consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS, correct wp), or for that matter the whole WarioWare series (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• World Class Track Meet (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Arcade

Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

• After Burner (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Altered Beast (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Darius (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dragon's Lair (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fantasy Zone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gradius (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
• Lethal Enforcers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mad Dog McCree (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Missile Command (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• OutRun (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rampart (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sinistar (see [1]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Space Harrier (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - and mention something about the first stage being named "Moot"
• Strider (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - The most well-known port is for the Sega Genesis. There is also a cancelled version for the SuperGrafx (discuss here)
• Sunset Riders (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Cheating and anti-cheating

All requests previously made in this section have been fulfilled. To give you an idea of what belongs here, the articles requested were GameShark and PunkBuster.

Emulation

• MAME (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - mention that it has been illegally commercially distributed in multi-game arcade boards. One such 39-in-1 is ... emulated by MAME.^{_{This is NOT a ROM download site. It is only a database of games and associated MAME development status}}
• PocketNES (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - say something about its commercial use, legitimate or otherwise

Game companies

• Koei Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• SNK (now officially SNK Playmore) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Game systems

• Atari Lynx (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Famiclone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), more formally Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Neo Geo, see correct wp (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nintendo 3DS (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• TurboGrafx-16 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • PC Engine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

Music Games

For relevant context, see the former DDR article. Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too. (More Info)

• beatmania IIDX (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - see Windows Me#Rise of Windows ME's popularity for information that should possibly be included
• In The Groove (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - has been deleted and undeleted several times on grounds of being excessively fanboyish; userfied here; redirect Kyle Ward (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) here once the article is written
• Pop'n Music (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
• Pump It Up (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - expired {{expand}} userfied here
• StepMania (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (see preliminary outline)

Other games and concepts

This section is for independently-developed games, ROM hacks, games notable for extremely negative reception, and for video-game topics difficult to classify otherwise. ("Independently developed" includes dōjin soft and similar forms of freeware and shareware.)

• John Deere American Farmer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (but we already have Harvest Moon) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Master Spork, similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games(un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mega fag, fictitious hacked game on NES
• Purble Place (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Space Manbow, see [2] (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Touhou (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - A series of dōjin soft bullet hell shoot-em-up games which originated on the PC-9801 and is now for Windows PCs; also has spinoffs in other game genres - Relevant material already on Uncyc: Bullet hell (information on the genre); Reimu Hakurei (one character from the franchise); You have two cows/24.3#T; not to be confused with Toho
• Warhammer 40k Minor Forces (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

People in the video-game industry

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

• Tim Follin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Koji Kondo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kazumi Totaka (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Manfred Trenz (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Music

See also: UnTunes

• 30 Minutes (song) by t.A.T.u. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Behind Blue Eyes (song) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - potential Batman-based parody? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bluegrass (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dark Side Of The Horse - Parody of Dark Side of the Moon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Electronic music (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Groove (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hot Buttered Gulag (album) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs
• New York Philharmonic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Rolling Who
• Trouble (song) by Coldplay (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Musicians

• Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bolt Thrower (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chicago (band) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cozy Powell (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dream Evil(band) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
• Ghostface (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
• Groove Coverage (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
• Iced Earth (band) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ike Turner (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Janis Joplin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jen Marks (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Josh Homme (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Leif Edling (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
• Les Claypool (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Marc Bolan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Neko Case (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - attempt a play on words with "Neko" (as a general term, not the specific character with that name) - I'll work on this one. Thatdamnedfollowspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 14:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC) Never mind. I've tried and tried, but I can't. What I've done can be found here, if anyone wants it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:44 Thursday, September 9, 2010
• Nick Lachey (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nilsson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Primus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ronan Tynan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sammy Davis Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shane Macgowan
• Shania Twain (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sheryl Crowe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Staind (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Suzanne Vega (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
• The Casualties (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Three Days Grace
• Throbbing Gristle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Warren Zevon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Toys

• Bag O' Glass (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Beer bong (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Braille Twister!
• Crayola (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Easy-Bake Oven
• James A. Garfield Action Figure
• Lincoln Logs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Red Ryder BB Gun (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) or Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Geography

Countries

See also: List of countries

• Animal Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bahamas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bermuda (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
• Freedonia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Guadeloupe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Moronica (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Cities and towns

• Buffalo, New York (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Burkittsville, Maryland (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• North Ridgeville, Ohio (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Palermo, Italy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

New York City

• American Museum of Natural History (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Brooklyn Bridge (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Bronx (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Carnegie Hall (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chrysler Building (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Five Points, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Grand Central Station (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Greenwich Village (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lower East Side (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Metropolitan Museum of Art (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rockefeller Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Trump Tower (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Union Square (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Yankee Stadium (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Chicago

• Art Institute of Chicago (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hagia Sophia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• O'Hare Airport (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - O'Hare? Oh hell yes, I call this as a future article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
• Sears Tower (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shedd Aquarium (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

San Francisco

• The Castro (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Coit Tower (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Embarcadero Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Golden Gate Park (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nob Hill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Palace of Fine Arts (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Institutions

See also: wikipedia:List of fictional schools

• Arizona State University (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bob Jones University (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bovine University (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Carleton College (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Coney Island Community College (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dalhousie University - a university in nova scotia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Faber College (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Michigan State University (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen, parody of traditional English boarding schools
• Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• University of the South (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Planets

• Geonosis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mustafar (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ork (Mork is from Ork, Nanu Nanu!) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Xena (planet) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Utapau (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Interstate 0 (see here)

Other places nobody cares about

• Boulevard of Broken Dreams (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Caribbean (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Conch Republic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fortress of Solitude (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hagia Sophia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lolland (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lordsburg, New Mexico (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mall of America (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pacific Islands (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wageningen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Government and Politics

Great American Boycott

• Affirmative action (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Anti-American Way (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• First Lady (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Glasnost (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hate crime (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Health Alteration Committee (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - the name of at least one CIA assassination team (CIA activities in Iraq); perhaps make a joke with health/HP in RPGs
• Ich bin ein Berliner (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Imaginary line/International borders/Boundaries (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Interest group (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Richard Nixon mask (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ruling with an Iron Fish
• TB - A parody of Tony Blair (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) and tuberculosis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - or should this be a disambig?

Government agencies

• Drug Enforcement Agency (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Enviromental Protection Agency (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Federal Trade Commission (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Immigration and Naturalization Service (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• United States Census Bureau (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

State agencies:

• New York City Police Department (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rhode Island State Police (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Texas Rangers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Organizations

• Girl Guides, UK counterpart of the Girl Scouts (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Irish Democratic Army (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Michigan Militia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Minuteman Project (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
• Official Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Road Grids, parody of Special interest groups
• Parents Television Council (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Parent-Teacher Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sanity of the Australian Parliament
• Southern Poverty Law Center (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• SPECTRE (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tammany Hall (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Union of Concerned Scientists (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Warsaw Pact (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Political parties

• American Beer Drinkers Party (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Communist Party of the United States of America (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Landocracy Party of the United Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Marijuana Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• McGillicuddy Serious Party (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Politicians

Ward Boss-era:

• Al Smith (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Boss Tweed (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fernando Wood (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Honest John Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Huey Long (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John Morrissey (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tom Pendergast (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Timothy Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Modern-era:

• Buddy Cianci (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Eric Massa (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Harvey Milk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Manuel Noriega (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Marion Barry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Michael Dukakis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rahm Emanuel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rand Paul (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sandra Day O'Connor, see previous article here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Stephen Conroy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Strom Thurmond (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Menino (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Valerie Plame (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

History

• House of Hangover, parody of the House of Hannover. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket - the famous 12th Century reality TV talent show
• Ides of March (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Most Horrific Act of Mass Murder in the History of Time - a typical teenager describing some recent trivial event while overlooking obvious historic disasters

I redirected it here, given the ridiculous overreactions to the event, plus it kinda fits the description. Feel free to make a real article out of it, though. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:37, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

• Publicly Ridiculed Person of the Random Indeterminate Time Period

Historical Periods and Events

American Old West

• Alma Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Apache scouts (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Battle of Washita River (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Boston Keg Party
• Boot Hill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Buffalo Soldiers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chisholm Trail (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dead man's hand (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• First Transcontinental Railroad (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Frisco Shootout (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Great Platte River Road (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Great Western Cattle Trail (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Indian Wars (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lincoln County War (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Long Walk of the Navajo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• One-room schoolhouse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pony Express (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Trail of Tears (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Scalping (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Western saloon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wild West Shows (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wounded Knee Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

People:

• List of American Old West outlaws/Wild West outlaws (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• List of Western lawmen/Wild West lawmen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Elfego Baca (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mangas Coloradas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Calamity Jane (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Victorio (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chiricahua (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Virgil Earp (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bat Masterson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The James-Younger Gang (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Liver-Eating Johnson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Annie Oakley (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kit Carson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• James C. Cooney (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Goyaałé (Geronimo) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tom Ketchum (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cochise (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Crazy Horse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Touch the Clouds (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Red Cloud (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Soapy Smith (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wild Bunch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Black Bart (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tȟašúŋke Witkó (Crazy Horse) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joaquin Murrieta (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Places:

• Tombstone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Alamogordo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Albuquerque (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cimarron (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gallup (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lincoln (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mogollon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tucumcari (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Broken Arrow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Deadwood (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pine Ridge (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Abilene (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Carson City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dodge City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hot Springs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Independence (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Virginia City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Disasters

Deepwater Horizon "dairy" spill

• Chunnel Collapse of 1996
• The Ebonic Plague
• Endorian Holocaust (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
• Great Potato Hunt of 1967
• Great Underwear Crisis of 1912
• Great World Earthquake
• The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903
• The Great Potato Migration
• La Palma Collapse
• Lutiya Bay Tsunamis - Possibly combine with also nonexistent megatsunami?
• Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416, reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Military history

Battles & Wars

• Battles:
  • Battle of Blenheim, important victory won by the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession, 1704 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Chalons, last battle won by the Roman Empire, 451 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Gaugamela, Alexander the Great's victory over the Persian Empire, 331 BC (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Marathon, Greek victory over the Persian Empire, 240 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of the Metaurus, Roman victory over the Carthage during the Punic Wars, 207 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Poltava, Russian victory over Sweden, 1709 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Saratoga, American victory over the British and final battle of the American Revolution. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Syracuse, defeat of the Athenians at Syracuse, 413 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Tours, victory by Charles Martel over the Umayyad Caliphate halting the Muslim conquest of Europe, 732 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Battle of Valmy, battle that preserved Revolutionary France, 1792 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Wars
  • Banana Wars (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Hawaiian conquest of Wales - They came, they conquered, stole all their vowels and left.
  • Honeybee War the war between Iowa and Missouri about states' rights and taxation, in this case, the rights of the States of Iowa and Missouri to tax farmers whose crop was honey. Yes, this was a real war (almost) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Ranger invasion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition Might be cool to view the invasions and conquering of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.
  • Whiskey Rebellion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

People

• Arianna Huffington (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) Note: Currently redirects to Cougar
• Authur MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bernard Montgomery (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Braxton Bragg (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Charles "The Hammer" Martel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Douglas Haig (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• George Armstrong Custer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Heinz Guderian (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John Monash (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pancho Villa (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Robert Nivelle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Saigo Takamori (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Saladin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• William Quantrill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Helmut Lotti (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Military Units

• ARVN (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chindits (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Easy Company (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Egyptian Task Force 777 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Explosive Ordnance Disposal (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Flying Tigers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) Too busy, no ideas. What a drag. Ilogin
• Grenadier Guards (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kamikaze Scotsmen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lafayette Escadrille (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• M*A*S*H 4077th (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• MI-5 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Polish GROM (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Praetorian Guard (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• ROCA (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Spanish Legion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Yankee Squadron (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Weapons

Shit cannon

• Bazooka (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Exploding Cigar (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Machete (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Moving Bomb - compare MSE-6 droids from Star Wars franchise. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zyklon B (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Conspiracy Theories, Hoaxes and the Paranormal

• Abraham Lincoln was a woman, see also Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Al-Wikipedia, parody of Wikipedia and Al-Qaeda ("The encyclopedia any terrorist can edit!")
• Carlsbad Caverns (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More info)
• Dead Celebrity Island, the place where people like Elvis, Hitler and Michael Jackson went to hide when they "died". (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Endorian Holocaust/Endorian Holocaust denial (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Got Milk? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hazing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The IBM/Apple Imaginary Power PC, to run on imaginary power and virtual memory (financed by virtual credit cards)
• The Canadian Waffle Fairy/Canadian Waffle Fairy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Flying Dutchman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Jersey Devil (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John Hinkley Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), reference Ronald Reagan, Taxi Driver, and Jodi Foster and how he tried to impress her.
• JFK Presidency Hoax
• Magic bullet/Magic bullet theory (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pacific scandal (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Philadelphia Experiment (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Precious Moments (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More Info)
• The Power of Nightmares, Adam Curtis documentary arguing that al-Qaeda doesn't exist. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Turkish-Japanese Conspiracy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (This is a fictitious topic; please read More Info)
• United States presidential election, 2004, reference Diebold and Florida. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax
• White van speaker scam (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• UVB-76 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Mass Media

Literature

• Antihero (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Autobiography (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Magnum opus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Authors

• Daniel Defoe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mary Shelly (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• O. Henry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• P.C. Wren (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
• Truman Capote (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Books

The Last King of Scotland

• Artemis Fowl (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Daily Mirror (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fanny Hill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Matilda (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), see also film adaptation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• National Lampoon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Percy Jackson and the Olympians (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - All Books
• The Purpose-Driven Life (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• A Song of Ice and Fire (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sports Illustrated (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Time Machine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More Info)
• Treasure Island (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• A Treatise On The Rights Of Man and Shit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• USA Today (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Fictional characters

• Billybumbler - Ya know, the ones from Stephen King. Do some research if you're confused. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Clara Clayton (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Captain Nemo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Count Funkula, Blaxploitation movie monster
• Elim Garak (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Falcor, see The Neverending Story (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster
• Harrison Bergeron (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hermione Granger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Harry Potter (Books)
• John Boy Walton's Moles (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jambi (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Master Chief, Why hasn't this one been done? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mister Smee (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Princess Fiona (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Toby/Kunta Kinte (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Three Musketeers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tom Sawyer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Mark Twain
• Weenie Todd (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (Demon Hot-Dog Vendor)

Films

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Man from Snowy River

Lethal Weapon

• Film crew
  • B-movie (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Best boy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cinematographer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Gaffer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Production assistant (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Stunt man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Film industry
  • Box office (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cameo appearance (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cult following (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cannes Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Direct-to-video/Straight-to-video (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Dogme 95 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Exploitation film (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Grindhouse (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Hollywood blacklist (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Independent film (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Remake (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Reboot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Sundance Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Action films

• Die Hard (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lethal Weapon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sin City (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Animated films

• Animated All-Star Force
• Basketball Jones (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cool World, I think this movie deserves an article (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cyber City Oedo 808 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Demon City Shinjuku (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Nightmare Before Christmas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ninja Scroll (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• When the Wind Blows (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wicked City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Classic films

• The African Queen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• All About Eve (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Birth of a Nation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Casablanca (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• City Lights (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Frankenstein (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Jazz Singer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Man from Snowy River (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Manchurian Candidate (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Modern Times (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mutiny on the Bounty (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• My Fair Lady (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• North by Northwest (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rebel Without a Cause (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Stagecoach (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sunset Boulevard (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Comedy films

• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bowfinger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Into the Wild (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Richie Rich (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• White Men Can't Jump (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Witches of Eastwick (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Drama films

• American History X (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• American Beauty (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chinatown (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dazed and Confused (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Double Jeopardy (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Friday (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Glengarry Glen Ross (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Goonies (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Leon: The Professional (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lords of Dogtown (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• No Country for Old Men (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Seven Pounds (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Shawshank Redemption (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Splash (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Taxi Driver (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

"Foreign" films

• Bicycle Thieves (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cinema Paradiso (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• City of God (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Human Condition I: No Greater Love and the The Human Condition series (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Léon (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Life Is Beautiful (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Lives of Others (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sátántangó (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Yojimbo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Horror films

They Live

• Blade (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Day of the Dead (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Exorcist (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hellraiser (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• It (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Leprechaun: In the Hood (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Near Dark (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Se7en (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• They Live (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Village of the Damned, suggest doing this about a leper colony for ageing rockers, i.e. The Damned. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pantyhose on Elm Street (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) Transvestite horror apocalypse

Mafia movies

• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Analyze This, sequel to Analyze That (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Billy Bathgate (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• A Bronx Tale (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Casino (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Donnie Brasco (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Departed (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jane Austen's Mafia! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Johnny Dangerously (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Last Don (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• King of New York (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Little Caesar (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Married to the Mob (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mobsters and Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Once Upon a Time in America (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Public Eye (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Road to Perdition (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Suicide Kings (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Post-apocalyptic movies

• A Boy and His Dog (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Delicatessen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Escape from L.A. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Land of the Dead (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Le Dernier Combat (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Omega Man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Six-String Samurai (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Teenage Caveman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Threads (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Sci-fi

The Day of the Dolphin

• 2010: The Year We Make Contact (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Andromeda Strain, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Brazil (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Capricorn One (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Close Encounters of the Third Kind (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Day of the Dolphin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) On it. --- [talk] 18:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
• Deathrace 2000 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Futureworld (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• I, Robot (film), reference the original short story by Isaac Asimov (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HoboCop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Land That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Last Starfighter (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Man Who Fell to Earth (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The People That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Short Circuit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Slaughterhouse Five, but we also need an article on the book, don't we? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tron
• Westworld (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• What is the Matrix? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - parody on the Matrix series - I was thinking the random numbers he got in actual film, anyone know how?

Western films

• Tombstone (film) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Unforgiven (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Spaghetti Westerns

• Blindman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• A Bullet for the General (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Django and its countless nonsensical "sequels" Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!, Django and Sartana Are Coming....It's the End, etc. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fistful of Dynamite/Duck, You Sucker! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Five Man Army (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• For a Few Dollars Less (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Life's Tough, Eh Providence? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The "Man with No Name" trilogy (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• My Name is Nobody (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Once Upon a Time in the West (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Run, Man, Run! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sabada Trilogy (Sabata, Adiós, Sabata, Return of Sabata) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sartana series (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death, Have a Good Funeral, My Friend... Sartana Will Pay, Light the Fuse... Sartana Is Coming, Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Trinity series (My Name is Trinity/Trinity Is STILL My Name!) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

War movies

• A Bridge Too Far (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Bridge on the River Kwai (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Great Dictator (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Great Escape (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hamburger Hill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hell is for Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Inglourious Basterds (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kelly's Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Pacific (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paths of Glory (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Patton (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Pianist (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Red Dawn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Saving Private Ryan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Where Eagles Dare (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zulu Dawn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Straight-to-video

• Alito's Way: Rise to Power - Supreme court + P.Diddy = awesome.
• All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
• American Wedding Crasher American Pie movie with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it.
• Anchorman Returns Stars Will Ferrel
• Arresting Resist (film) - About a white person named Resist getting arrested.
• American Beauty and the Beast a Disney movie
• Austin Power Rangers: The Movie a comedy film with Mike Myers in it.
• Babe: Pig in Sin City
• Bicentenial Man Begins Starring Robin Williams
• Bladerunnaway Bride
• The Blue Brothers Grimm
• Brokeback Mountain III: The Ungayening, Movie franchise sold to conservatives, tells the tale of the Cowboys' efforts to be straight. Reference Brokeback Mountain II: Go Get the Butter.
• Brokeback Mountain IV: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
• The Catwoman in the Hat stars Halle Berry
• The Century of the Self
• Charlie and Chocolat starring Johnny Depp
• Duckula: Dead and Loving It
• Deafcon 7: See Jackie Chan for information on movie
• Die Hardball
• Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day Starring Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Jay Leno as the President.
• The Dumb and Dumber Files: Fight the Future starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
• A Few Good Men in Black
• From Justin to Kelly -Crappy movie with the American Idol singers.
• Fun with Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Jim Carrey a comedy action movie
• Jingle All the Way of the Gun
• Killing Jesse James characters from other movies go to kill Jesse James.
• Knocked Up
• Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
• National Treasure III: Muppet National Treasure Island
• Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Office Space Balls 2008 comedy film by Mike Judge and Mel brooks with Mel Mrooks as Yogurt, sequel to Space Balls.
• Passion of the Goodfellas, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pulp Muppets, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Purple Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Prince and Tom Cruise
• Star Trek V: For Vendetta
• There's a Rhino Loose in the City (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• What About Spongebob, starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss made by Nickelodeon movies and Paramount Pictures.
• Worst 100 Christmas Movies of All Time (Suggestions: It's a Wonderful Life II: Secret of the Ooze, Emmet Otterstein's Jug-Band Hanukkah)

People in Films

• Actors
  • Jeffrey Combs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Frank Langella (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Peter Lorre (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
  • Cillian Murphy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (It would be nice to have an article about him)
  • Sigourney Weaver (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Directors
  • Jean-Jacques Annaud (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Nimród Antal (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Luc Besson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Danny Boyle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Francis Ford Coppola (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (Seriously? No article on him?)
  • Alfonso Cuarón (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Roland Emmerich (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • David Fincher (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Milos Forman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • John Frankenheimer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • William Friedkin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • D.W. Griffith (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
  • Tsui Hark (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Renny Harlin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Alejandro González Iñárritu (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • David Lean (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Sidney Lumet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Michael Mann (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Sam Peckinpah (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Wolfgang Petersen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Roman Polanski (Can't believe there isn't an article on him.) - An IP redirected this to Pedobear; delete?
  • Ridley Scott (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Tony Scott (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Bryan Singer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Gus Van Sant (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Billy Wilder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • William Wyler (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Corey Yuen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Radio

Personalities:

• Nick Abbot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Casey Casum (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mark Levin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Michael Savage (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dave Ramsey (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Laura Schlessinger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Neal Boortz (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Laura Ingraham (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paul Harvey (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rick Dees (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Modern Programs:

• Are We Alone? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Dudley & Bob Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Ed Schultz Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gardening with Maurice (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Laszlo Jones Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Opie & Anthony Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Old-time Programs:

• Amos 'n' Andy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Burns and Allen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gang Busters (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Grand Ole Opry (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The March of Time (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Television

• 100 episodes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• After school special (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Anthology series (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cable television (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Clip show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Counterprogramming (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Effects on time of North American broadcasting, parody of this (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fishcam (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Graveyard slot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Happy talk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pirate television (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rerun (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Reunion show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rural purge (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Television pilot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tent-pole programming (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Watershed (television) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Anime

• Angel breast! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Arashi no Yoru Ni (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• D. Gray-Man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Karin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• InuYasha (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Love Hina (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Otakun (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shonen Jump (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Super-Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Cartoons

See also: User:MrCleveland/List of Hanna-Barbera characters

• Beatle Bailey (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Darkwing Duck (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Felix the Cat (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jem and the Holograms (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Top Cat (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• U.S. Acres (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tweety (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) --Currently redirects to Tweety Pie, which does discuss the subject (previous maintainer said "needs rewrite")
• Warner Brothers (also allow the link Warner Bros). (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) -- currently redirects to Jews
• Zula Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• List of characters in The Simpsons (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Cobra/G.I. Joe
  • Cobra Vipers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Cobra Island (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Baroness (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

TV Shows

*Allo' Allo'

(un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Animorphs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Angel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Boris and Brezhnev, Soviet Beavis and Butt-Head. See this for possible ideas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• CSI: White House, also by Weird Al Yankovic (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Degrassi Trek: The Next Generation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef
• Iron Sheik Humbles America (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• My Life as a Teenage Hobot, XXXJ9 is pimped out by her Mother/Inventor (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Psycho Dad (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• We Get It. They're Gay, a one-trick pony sitcom that lasted for several seasons. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• ABC
  • Couger Town (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • FlashForward (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Life on Mars (U.S. TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Wife Swap (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• BBC Television (see also: missing list of British television series)
  • 'Allo 'Allo! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Being Human (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Fawlty Towers (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Goodness Gracious Me (BBC) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (and other Canadian series)
  • Blood Ties (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Kids in the Hall (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Red Green Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Royal Canadian Air Farce (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Cartoon Network
  • Justice League Unlimited (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Superjail! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Toonami (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Storm Hawks (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• CBS
  • 60 Minutes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Due South (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Early Edition (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Comedy Central
  • The Man Show (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Reno 911 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Tosh.0 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• The CW Television Network (or The WB Network)
  • Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Vampire Diaries (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Disney Channel
  • Jake: The American Psycho (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Fish Hooks

• Fox
  • Boston Public (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Fringe (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Perkins

• HBO
  • Boardwalk Empire (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • True Blood (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• MTV
  • Loveline (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Teen Wolf (2011 TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Yo! MTV Raps (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• NBC
  • Freaks and Geeks (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Must See TV (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Nickelodeon
  • The Adventures of Pete & Pete (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Clarissa Explains It All (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Salute Your Shorts (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Fairly Odd Parents (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Sci-Fi Channel
  • Andromeda (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Lone Gunmen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• Travel Channel
  • Ghost Adventures (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

• TV Land
  • Cheers, popular American sitcom set in a bar (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Cosby Mysteries (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • F-Troop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., possibly a tv spin-off of Full Metal Jacket? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Green Acres (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Have Gun Will Travel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Kung Fu (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Mr. Ed (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Mork and Mindy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • M*A*S*H (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • Time Tunnel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Television Channels/Networks

Television in Australia

• American Broadcasting Company/Australian Broadcasting Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• AMC (American Movie Classics) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cinemax (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• CTV Canadian Channel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fan Fi Channel like the Sci Fi Channel only with fan fiction (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Food Network (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• IFC (Independent Film Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Network Ten (I originally wrote it, but it was deleted.) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pax (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Space (Canadian TV channel) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Spanish Channel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sundance Channel, now known as the ultra-liberal Sundance channel with all pro-liberal shows and movies (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• TBS (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• TCM (Turner Classic Movies) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• USA Network (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• YTV Canadian Channel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Commercials

• Slap Chop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Internet

Websites

• Appalling Trash Film Database or ATFd.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Black People Love Us!, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) -- a certain website has already beaten us to it...
• BobFromAccounting.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• CardudeOnTheWeb.com, see here and here (older version) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• ClickHereYouIdiot.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Edgar Governo, Historian of Things That Never Were, see here(un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Expert Village (eHow), see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Factcheck.org (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• GaiaOnline, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hi5.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Huffington Post see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) Note currently redirects to AOL
• IHateLiberals.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• I Love Music/I Love Everything, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - This could also work as Why?:Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
• Moynihan Institute, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• MyTrailerPark.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The-Niceguy.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Newgrounds, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• PhoneLosers.org, see here, here and here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Raptorman.us, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• ProgressiveBoink.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shaboogle, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shelley The Republican, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Something Awful, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Therapist.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• TongueTied.us, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• VDARE, see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Wiki

• Albanian Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rollback (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - preliminary draft here
• Wikipedia Watch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• WikiWatch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

People and others who weren't so lucky

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

• Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
• Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
• Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
• Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.

Celebrities

Actors

Colin Farrell

• Hank Azaria (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Crawford (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• James Franco (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• James Garner (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dustin Hoffman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Logan Lerman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Laura San Giacomo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
• Claudia Schiffer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bill Cosby

Criminals

• Albert Hicks (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Baby Face Nelson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bonnie & Clyde (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Boston Strangler (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Burke and Hare (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Captain Kidd (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Charles Ponzi (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hell's Grannies (see: [3]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jack the Stripper (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John Dillinger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Lady In Red (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ma Barker (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ned Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paul Watson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pierre Lafitte (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pretty Boy Floyd (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition:

• Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dion O'Bannion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dutch Schultz (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hymie Weiss (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Five Families-era:

• Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Carlo Gambino (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Modern:

• Pablo Escobar (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Westies (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Whitey Bulger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Forgotten people

• Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dave Foley (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• D.B. Sweeney (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Eric Stoltz (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ed O'Neill (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• James Booth (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joe Pilato (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Michael Pare (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sam Kinison (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• William Forsythe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

• Adam Curtis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
• Bill Lynch (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
• Craig Kilborn (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hamid Karzai (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) --Currently redirects to Osama bin Laden
• Hans Ruedi Giger (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jacques de Molay (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (infernal red mage) --Currently redirects to Gumen
• John Cale (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
• Justin Trudeau (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Konnolsky (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Phineas Gage (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Saint Petrus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
• Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• William Caxton (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Religion

• A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bathtub madonna/Bathtub Mary (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bris (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Book of Mozilla (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Someone already tried to write this, but the author requested deletion
• The Book of Austin, a lost book of the Bible written by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
• The Book of Esurance, a lost book of the Bible written by Erin Esurance.
• Church of the Fonz Church that worships the Fonz from Happy Days
• Cremationism (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Gospel According to Oberst, part of The Church of Emo
• Holy water (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Man's Prayer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Movementarianism (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Gods

• The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Isis (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Osiris (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tezcatlipoca (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Who could possibly make God? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Religious figures

• The Bishop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dark-Side Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Discordian American Princesses (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)--it's a category but has no article
• Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John the Baptist (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Vatican Marketing Department (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Science and technology

Toilets in Japan

• Postpostmodernism (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) or Standard diving dress (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Biology

• Adolescence (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Virus (biology) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Living creatures

Animals:

• Bullfrog (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bushtit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Elk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Flat coat retriever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gopher (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Homo erectus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
• Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
• Mothra Nature
• Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Dinosaurs:

• Triceratops (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Chemistry

• Benedict's solution (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Flamboyant chemist (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Homolytic Fission (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Homologous series (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Homogeneous catalyst (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jumbotronium (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Latex (chemistry) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) per this edit
• Thiotimoline (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zwitterion (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Computers and Internet

• Megabyte (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Widow/orphan control (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Distributed computing

• Distributed computing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) a.k.a. Grid computing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), specific software of which includes:
  • BOINC (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • SETI@home (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (we already have Folding@home and the fictitious Cabal@home)
  • Electric Sheep (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cloud computing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Hacking and security

• 2600 Magazine (technically called 2600: The Hacker Quarterly) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Buffer overflow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Data Encryption Standard (DES) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)/Triple DES (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Note: DES also stands for diethylstilbestrol; work this in somehow
• Firesheep (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ping of death (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Phreaking (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
  • 2600 hertz (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - meh. Should probably redirect to 2600 Magazine or Phreaking once one of them is created (More Info)
  • Phreaking boxes (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rootkit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Stuxnet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - maybe see User:Lctmu/UnNews:Israel developed the virus 'Facebook' to undermine Iranian productivity
• Transport Layer Security (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) with redirect from SSL

Hardware

• Binary fountain pen (fictitious item formerly mentioned at Floppy disk; refers to a floppy drive's read/write head?) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Brick (electronics) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Firmware (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Intel 4004 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Part of a series on Intel CPUs? Not actually used in a computer per se, but this is the best place I could think of for this request

Networking

This section is about the normal operation of computer networks. For network vulnerabilities, see Hacking and security (above).

• Bandwidth (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• IPv6 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• ISP or Internet service provider (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Linksys (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - and mention the error message "Upgrade are failed!" shown by their home routers for firmware upgrades
• Mozilla Thunderbird (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• OSI model (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Robots exclusion standard (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) or Robots.txt (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Transmission Control Protocol (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - perhaps make it something about STDs or car transmissions? - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.

Robotics

• Uncanny valley (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Software development

• Beta test/Beta tester, part of the software release life cycle (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Concurrent Versions System (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (abbreviated CVS; maybe mention in the same article as CVS/pharmacy?)

Systems administration and tech support

• BOFH or Bastard Operator From Hell (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), see rm *, Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm and Robert Heinlein#Life for context; references newer stories older stories
• I am service - message from preinstalled software on some Asus (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) computers; see also The Daily WTF post
• kill -9 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - possible redirect to UnNews:Linux: Every time you use EXT3, Hans Reiser kills again?
• NOSMOKE.EXE, see [4], BOFH usage, and wikipedia:Magic smoke

Mathematics

• Lie algebra (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mathematica (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - or does this belong in "Computers and Internet" above? (More Info)
• Max Clifford Algebra - related to Hamiltonian Dynamics (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (invented by Neil and Christine Hamilton), perhaps?

Medicine

Diseases:

• Athlete's foot (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Drowning (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dysentery (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fibromyalgia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jungle Fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kuru (disease) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (More Info)
• Lassa fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Malaria (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Monkeypox (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pneumonia (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Scarlet fever (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Smallpox (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
• Stockholm syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Typhoid (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Anatomy:

• Bladder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Chin (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Elbow (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Funny bone (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gall bladder (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Intestines (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Knee (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Treatment methods and devices:

• Artificial heart (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)/Heart transplant (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Caesarean section (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Liposuction (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Therac-25 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software

Physics

• Czochralski process (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Hasselhoff capacitor could be great er Dave
• Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Metric Fuckton, part of a metric unit.
• Photonic crystal (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prince Rupert's Drop (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Super-Kamiokande (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Common Cold (There is already an article on cold, but I was thinking something more along the lines of where the Fahrenheit and Celsius temperature scales cross (-40 degrees C/F). I envisioned something regarding American/Canadian relations or something to that effect.)
• Wayans-Baldwin Reactor

Transportation

• Antifreeze (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Bentley (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Internal Combustion Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Limousine (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Monorail cat (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a version of the lolcat meme; original requestor suggested "advanced method of near-light-speed mass transportation" as a direction for the parody
• Oscar Mayer Wienermobile™ (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Super Speed Train to Aruba (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• VW Bug (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Winnebago (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Sports

• The Kentucky Derby (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Professional Toothpicking - similar to the javelin, but involving the spearing of things in someone's mouth. Archery, javelin and regular toothpicking combined.
• Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.
• Bottling (similar to Bricking) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Major League Soccer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Professional Golf Association (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Streaking (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Tippeligaen (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• 24 Hours of LeMons (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wife carrying ("It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny." - MrN) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Yodeling (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Currently redirected to Sweden, but still consider trying to write an actual article
• Yoga (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Athletes

Andre Agassi

Modern:

• Bas Rutten (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Carles Puyol (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Coco Crisp (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Daunte Culpepper (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Peter McNeely (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John "Bulldog" Ricketti (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lionel Messhit (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Milton Bradley (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rameez Raja (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - former Pakistani cricketer and nowadays a commentator
• Xavi (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Legendary:

• Ty Cobb (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joe DiMaggio (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shoeless Joe Jackson (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sandy Koufax (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jake LaMotta (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Rocky Marciano (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joe Montana (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• John L. Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Teams

Baseball:

• Boston Red Sox (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Wrestling

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

• 1980s wrestling boom (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
• 1990s wrestling boom (see: [5]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Battle royal (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [6])
• Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [7]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pope of the Ring, the Vatican's version of the WWF's King of the Ring (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• WrestleMania (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Wrestlecrap.com (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

WWF/WWE

• Bastion Booger (see: [8]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Damien Demento (see: [9]/[10]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jim Cornette (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Mountie (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Mr. Fuji (or Emperor Hirohito; see Axis of Power) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Repo Man (see: [11]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• "The Model" Rick Martel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Slick (see: [12]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

WCW

• Abdullah the Butcher (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Black Scorpion (see: [13]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gary Spivey (see: [14]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jim Crockett, Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Victor the Bear (see: [15]) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

ECW

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

• b.W.o (Blue World Order) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dudley family (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Full Blooded Italians (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Paul Heyman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Raven (wrestler) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Sandman (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Shane Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Terry Funk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

International

• Antonio Inoki (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• El Dandy (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ken the Box (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lucha libre (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Joshi puroresu (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Puroresu (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Professional wrestling in the United Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Miscellaneous

• Ahahaha....yeeeeeah...
• Biofuel
• Chaos
• Christian rock
• Clemen - long-running Family Guy joke on "America's newest curse word". (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Clorox (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) I am appalled! --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
• Criminal record (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) or Rap sheet (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Embarrassment/Shame (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Fire extinguisher - fascinating reading material...
• Fist Pumping (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Ghosts
• I Feel Sick, related to Get Some Sick?
• Innocence (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Lawn mowers in popular culture (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Or is it? (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Obscenity/Obscene (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Sound of One Hand Clapping (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Spoof (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - Undictionary perhaps?
• The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
• That yucky stuff on the pole
• Trading Spouses, a card game based on the television series
• Whelk awareness, people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures

Food

• A-1 Steak Sauce (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel, see here
• Caramel (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cheese 2.0
• Chocolate milk (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Durian (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Jello Shots (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Junk food (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Brand Dried Urine Frosties
• Lowrey's® Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds
• Milkshake (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Nutella (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™
• Sloppy Joe (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Spontaneously Combustible Eggs
• Sprite (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™
• The Salad with the Walnuts and the Gorgonzola on it
• Yellow Submarine Sandwich
• J.Wray and Nephew Ltd. or Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

Philosophy

• Julia Kristeva (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - feminist
• Mu (negative) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - a.k.a. the answer to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - mention something about Magibon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt), which should redirect to this article (pay attention to video titles if you don't get it)
• Peter Singer (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Sexuality

• Bates method (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (Notice the names of some of the techniques as well)
• BDWC (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Default Male (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Gimp (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) - not to be confused with GIMP (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)
• Kissing (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Open Mind (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt) (don't live in ignorance; keep your mind open)
• Phone sex (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sloppy Seconds (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Sperm Gargling (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

Uncyclopedia-related

• Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
• Uncyclopedia:Create an account, or maybe HowTo:Create an account? (see Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Creating an account)
• Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
• Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
• Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
• UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)

Essays/policies:

• Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT!

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense

• Bruce Campbell's Chin
• Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
• Do you know who my father is?
• East Carolina/West Carolina
• Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
• Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
• Obliquosphere
• People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
• Save a Jesii Foundation
• Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• That Woman from the Trailer Park
• The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
• Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
• Whore of Babylon (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

• Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
• Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
• Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
• Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
• The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
• The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
• Plate of Shrimp, document
• Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
• Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Major League Bloodbath

• Arawak Golden Warriors
• Beijing Billion
• Cordóba Conquistadores
• Delhi Atomics

Disneyland Empire

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

• Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Prince Charming (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Cruella De Vil (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Disney Defense Forces (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Dissidentland (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)

UnProjects-related

HowTo

• HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
• HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
• HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
• HowTo:Be Canadian
• HowTo:Be Italian
• HowTo:Be Russian
• HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
• HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
• HowTo:Find Channel Z
• HowTo:French Kiss
• HowTo:Get on TV-- It shall be done. ~ The Masked Editor (03:26, Dec 6 2008)
• HowTo:Knock on Heaven's Door Done --PUTTY 15:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
• HowTo:Lose Yourself
• HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
• HowTo:Open Things
• HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
• HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
• HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
• HowTo:Speak Latin
• HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
• HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• HowTo:Use Chopsticks
• HowTo:Wake Up Dead--Back off, Jack off before I cut your sack off, and eat it --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 17:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
• HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality - done. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:28, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks

• UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
• UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
• UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
• UnBooks:Edmund, A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
• UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
• UnBooks:Thousand and One Nights
• UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life
• UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you

UnNews

See also: Fark.com

• UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
• UnNews:Bin Laden not dead, vacationing in Hell
• UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
• UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
• UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
• UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
• UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
• UnNews:Man arrested for having creepy voice (inspired by a police blotter)
• UnNews:Pathetic fallacy hits UK
• UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
• UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
• UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
• UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

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• The Princess Bride
• Independence Day
• The Last Samurai
• North
• Titanic

WhatIf?

• What If:All women had snouzer faces?
• What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
• What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
• What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
• What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
• What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?

• Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:America is the worst place on earth
• Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
• Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
• Why?:Beat Your Children
• Why?:Buy Pluto
• Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
• Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
• Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
• Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
• Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
• Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
• Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
• Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
• Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
• Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
• Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
• Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
• Why?:Keep Trying
• Why?:Only link to featured articles
• Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
• Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
• Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)
• Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
• Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
• Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
• Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
• Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
• Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
• Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g gun gwp | 1911 co gct sw yt)