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By category[edit source]

Main article: Incomplete List of Basic Articles

Busine$$[edit source]

Beer distribution game (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Big Oil (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Blank check (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Egonomics (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Happiness economics (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Homo economicus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
Management by perkele (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Market research theory (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mass production (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Misery index (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Productivity (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rotten kid theorem (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Services (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shipping and handling (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Companies[edit source]

Continental Airlines (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Finder-Spyder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mainway Toys (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Morley (cigarettes) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

United States (National)[edit source]

CVS, note that CVS also stands for Concurrent Versions System. How do we incorporate this?) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
DuPont (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Goldman Sachs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (Seriously, how can you ignore a company like this? It pi$$es on every living soul on earth!)
~~Geiko (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)~~ (Oops! Did you mean Geico (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), which currently redirects to Gecko? a Geiko is a Japanese entertainer akin to a Geisha, without the prostitution)
Jack in the Box (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
KB Toys (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Warner Music Group, those wanking moneygrabbing gits who take the audio tracks off all the GOOD videos from YouTube~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Note: Perhaps create the article at the abbreviated title WMG so we can also mention Wild Mass Guessing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), with possible connections to fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD)

Entertainment[edit source]

Comic books[edit source]

DC Comics[edit source]

Ambush Bug (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bizarro Batman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Doom Patrol (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Golden Age Flash, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Golden Age Green Lantern, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Legion of Super-Heroes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
L.E.G.I.O.N. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)/R.E.B.E.L.S (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Losers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mr. Mxyzptlk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Newsboy Legion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Omega Men (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Outsiders (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sgt. Rock (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Suicide Squad (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Marvel Comics[edit source]

The Defenders (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Exiles (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Human Croissant, parody of The Human Torch. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Infinity Watch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Invaders (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
Kingpin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
New Mutants (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Starjammers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Others[edit source]

Doc Savage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Everyman, see here and here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Groo the Wanderer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Megaton Man (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sin City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Vampirella (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
XXXHOLiC (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Computer and Video games[edit source]

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

Bad Street Brawler (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bases Loaded (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bionic Commando (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chuck Rock (Amiga, Sega) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dwarf Fortress (PC) A very deep strategy/management/adventure game with ASCII graphics. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Excitebike (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kuru Kuru Kururin (GBA) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (More Info)
Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Luigi (create page--link redirects to Mario.
Mega Man 9 (Downloadable for seventh-generation home consoles) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - We have no article on the character nor on most of the games in the series, but this might be a good place to start
Operation Wolf (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - {{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now -

(More Info)

Postal 2 (PC) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
River City Ransom (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
StarTropics (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Thief (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Toejam and Earl (Sega) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Turrican (Amiga, C64, multiple consoles) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS, correct wp), or for that matter the whole WarioWare series (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
World Class Track Meet (NES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Arcade[edit source]

Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

After Burner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Altered Beast (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Darius (video game) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dragon's Lair (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fantasy Zone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gradius (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
Lethal Enforcers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mad Dog McCree (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Missile Command (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
OutRun (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rampart (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sinistar (see [1]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Space Harrier (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and mention something about the first stage being named "Moot"
Strider (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - The most well-known port is for the Sega Genesis. There is also a cancelled version for the SuperGrafx (discuss here)
Sunset Riders (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cheating and anti-cheating[edit source]

All requests previously made in this section have been fulfilled. To give you an idea of what belongs here, the articles requested were GameShark and PunkBuster.

Emulation[edit source]

MAME (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - mention that it has been illegally commercially distributed in multi-game arcade boards. One such 39-in-1 is ... emulated by MAME.^{_{This is NOT a ROM download site. It is only a database of games and associated MAME development status}}
PocketNES (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - say something about its commercial use, legitimate or otherwise

Game companies[edit source]

Koei Corporation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
SNK (now officially SNK Playmore) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Game systems[edit source]

Atari Lynx (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Famiclone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), more formally Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Neo Geo, see correct wp (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nintendo 3DS (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
TurboGrafx-16 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- PC Engine (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

Music Games[edit source]

For relevant context, see the former DDR article. Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too. (More Info)

beatmania IIDX (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - see Windows Me#Rise of Windows ME's popularity for information that should possibly be included
In The Groove (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - has been deleted and undeleted several times on grounds of being excessively fanboyish; userfied here; redirect Kyle Ward (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) here once the article is written
Pop'n Music (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
Pump It Up (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - expired {{expand}} userfied here
StepMania (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (see preliminary outline)

Other games and concepts[edit source]

This section is for independently-developed games, ROM hacks, games notable for extremely negative reception, and for video-game topics difficult to classify otherwise. ("Independently developed" includes dōjin soft and similar forms of freeware and shareware.)

John Deere American Farmer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (but we already have Harvest Moon) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Master Spork, similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games(un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mega fag, fictitious hacked game on NES
Purble Place (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Space Manbow, see [2] (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Touhou (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - A series of dōjin soft bullet hell shoot-em-up games which originated on the PC-9801 and is now for Windows PCs; also has spinoffs in other game genres - Relevant material already on Uncyc: Bullet hell (information on the genre); Reimu Hakurei (one character from the franchise); You have two cows/24.3#T; not to be confused with Toho
Warhammer 40k Minor Forces (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

People in the video-game industry[edit source]

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

Tim Follin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Koji Kondo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kazumi Totaka (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Manfred Trenz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Music[edit source]

See also: UnTunes

30 Minutes (song) by t.A.T.u. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Behind Blue Eyes (song) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - potential Batman-based parody? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bluegrass (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dark Side Of The Horse - Parody of Dark Side of the Moon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Electronic music (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Groove (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hot Buttered Gulag (album) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs
New York Philharmonic (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Rolling Who
Trouble (song) by Coldplay (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Musicians[edit source]

Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bolt Thrower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chicago (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cozy Powell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dream Evil(band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
Ghostface (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
Groove Coverage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
Iced Earth (band) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ike Turner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Janis Joplin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jen Marks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Josh Homme (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Leif Edling (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
Les Claypool (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Marc Bolan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Neko Case (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - attempt a play on words with "Neko" (as a general term, not the specific character with that name) - ~~I'll work on this one. Thatdamned followspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 14:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC)~~ Never mind. I've tried and tried, but I can't. What I've done can be found here, if anyone wants it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamned followspot 22:44 Thursday, September 9, 2010
Nick Lachey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nilsson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Primus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ronan Tynan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sammy Davis Jr. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shane Macgowan
Shania Twain (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sheryl Crowe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Staind (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Suzanne Vega (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
The Casualties (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Three Days Grace
Throbbing Gristle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Warren Zevon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Toys[edit source]

Bag O' Glass (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Beer bong (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Braille Twister!
Crayola (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Easy-Bake Oven
James A. Garfield Action Figure
Lincoln Logs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Red Ryder BB Gun (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) or Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Geography[edit source]

Countries[edit source]

See also: List of countries

Animal Kingdom (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bahamas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bermuda (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
Freedonia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Guadeloupe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Moronica (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cities and towns[edit source]

Buffalo, New York (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Burkittsville, Maryland (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
North Ridgeville, Ohio (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Palermo, Italy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

New York City[edit source]

American Museum of Natural History (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Brooklyn Bridge (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Bronx (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Carnegie Hall (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chrysler Building (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Five Points, Manhattan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Grand Central Station (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Greenwich Village (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lower East Side (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Metropolitan Museum of Art (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rockefeller Center (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Trump Tower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Union Square (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Yankee Stadium (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Chicago[edit source]

Art Institute of Chicago (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hagia Sophia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
O'Hare Airport (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - O'Hare? Oh hell yes, I call this as a future article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Sears Tower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shedd Aquarium (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

San Francisco[edit source]

The Castro (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Coit Tower (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Embarcadero Center (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Golden Gate Park (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nob Hill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Palace of Fine Arts (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Institutions[edit source]

See also: wikipedia:List of fictional schools

Arizona State University (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bob Jones University (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bovine University (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Carleton College (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Coney Island Community College (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dalhousie University - a university in nova scotia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Faber College (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Michigan State University (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen, parody of traditional English boarding schools
Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
University of the South (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Planets[edit source]

Geonosis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mustafar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ork (Mork is from Ork, Nanu Nanu!) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Xena (planet) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Utapau (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Interstate 0 (see here)

Other places nobody cares about[edit source]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Caribbean (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Conch Republic (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fortress of Solitude (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hagia Sophia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lolland (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lordsburg, New Mexico (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mall of America (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pacific Islands (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wageningen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Government and Politics[edit source]

Great American Boycott

Affirmative action (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Anti-American Way (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
First Lady (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Glasnost (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hate crime (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Health Alteration Committee (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - the name of at least one CIA assassination team (CIA activities in Iraq); perhaps make a joke with health/HP in RPGs
Ich bin ein Berliner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Imaginary line/International borders/Boundaries (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Interest group (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Richard Nixon mask (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ruling with an Iron Fish
TB - A parody of Tony Blair (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) and tuberculosis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - or should this be a disambig?

Government agencies[edit source]

Drug Enforcement Agency (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Enviromental Protection Agency (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Federal Trade Commission (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Immigration and Naturalization Service (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
United States Census Bureau (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

State agencies:

New York City Police Department (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rhode Island State Police (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Texas Rangers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Organizations[edit source]

Girl Guides, UK counterpart of the Girl Scouts (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Irish Democratic Army (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Michigan Militia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Minuteman Project (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
Official Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Road Grids, parody of Special interest groups
Parents Television Council (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Parent-Teacher Association (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
People's Front of Judea (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sanity of the Australian Parliament
Southern Poverty Law Center (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
SPECTRE (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tammany Hall (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Union of Concerned Scientists (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Warsaw Pact (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Political parties[edit source]

American Beer Drinkers Party (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Communist Party of the United States of America (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Landocracy Party of the United Kingdom (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Marijuana Party of Canada (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
McGillicuddy Serious Party (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Politicians[edit source]

Ward Boss-era:

Al Smith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Boss Tweed (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fernando Wood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Honest John Kelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Huey Long (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John Morrissey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tom Pendergast (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Timothy Sullivan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Modern-era:

Buddy Cianci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Eric Massa (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Harvey Milk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Manuel Noriega (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Marion Barry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Michael Dukakis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rahm Emanuel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rand Paul (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sandra Day O'Connor, see previous article here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Stephen Conroy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Strom Thurmond (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Thomas Menino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Valerie Plame (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

History[edit source]

House of Hangover, parody of the House of Hannover. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket - the famous 12th Century reality TV talent show
Ides of March (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Most Horrific Act of Mass Murder in the History of Time - a typical teenager describing some recent trivial event while overlooking obvious historic disasters~~

I redirected it here, given the ridiculous overreactions to the event, plus it kinda fits the description. Feel free to make a real article out of it, though. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:37, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Publicly Ridiculed Person of the Random Indeterminate Time Period

Historical Periods and Events[edit source]

American Old West[edit source]

Alma Massacre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Apache scouts (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Battle of Washita River (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Boston Keg Party
Boot Hill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Buffalo Soldiers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chisholm Trail (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dead man's hand (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
First Transcontinental Railroad (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Frisco Shootout (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Great Platte River Road (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Great Western Cattle Trail (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Indian Wars (video game) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lincoln County War (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Long Walk of the Navajo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
One-room schoolhouse (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pony Express (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Trail of Tears (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Scalping (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Western saloon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wild West Shows (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wounded Knee Massacre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

People:

List of American Old West outlaws/Wild West outlaws (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
List of Western lawmen/Wild West lawmen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Elfego Baca (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mangas Coloradas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Calamity Jane (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Victorio (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Billy the Kid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chiricahua (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Virgil Earp (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bat Masterson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The James-Younger Gang (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Liver-Eating Johnson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Annie Oakley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kit Carson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
James C. Cooney (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Goyaałé (Geronimo) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tom Ketchum (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cochise (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Crazy Horse (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Touch the Clouds (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Red Cloud (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Soapy Smith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wild Bunch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Black Bart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tȟašúŋke Witkó (Crazy Horse) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joaquin Murrieta (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Places:

Tombstone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Alamogordo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Albuquerque (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cimarron (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gallup (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lincoln (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mogollon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tucumcari (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Broken Arrow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Deadwood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pine Ridge (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Abilene (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Carson City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dodge City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hot Springs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Independence (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Virginia City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Disasters[edit source]

Deepwater Horizon "dairy" spill

Chunnel Collapse of 1996
The Ebonic Plague
Endorian Holocaust (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
Great Potato Hunt of 1967
Great Underwear Crisis of 1912
Great World Earthquake
The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903
The Great Potato Migration
La Palma Collapse
Lutiya Bay Tsunamis - Possibly combine with also nonexistent megatsunami?
Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416, reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Military history[edit source]

Battles & Wars[edit source]

Battles:
- Battle of Blenheim, important victory won by the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession, 1704 AD. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Chalons, last battle won by the Roman Empire, 451 AD. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Gaugamela, Alexander the Great's victory over the Persian Empire, 331 BC (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Marathon, Greek victory over the Persian Empire, 240 BC. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of the Metaurus, Roman victory over the Carthage during the Punic Wars, 207 BC. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Poltava, Russian victory over Sweden, 1709 AD. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Saratoga, American victory over the British and final battle of the American Revolution. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Syracuse, defeat of the Athenians at Syracuse, 413 BC. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Tours, victory by Charles Martel over the Umayyad Caliphate halting the Muslim conquest of Europe, 732 AD. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Battle of Valmy, battle that preserved Revolutionary France, 1792 AD. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Wars
- Banana Wars (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Hawaiian conquest of Wales - They came, they conquered, stole all their vowels and left.
- Honeybee War the war between Iowa and Missouri about states' rights and taxation, in this case, the rights of the States of Iowa and Missouri to tax farmers whose crop was honey. Yes, this was a real war (almost) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Ranger invasion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition Might be cool to view the invasions and conquering of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.
- Whiskey Rebellion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

People[edit source]

~~Arianna Huffington~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Note: Currently redirects to Cougar
Authur MacArthur (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bernard Montgomery (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Braxton Bragg (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Charles "The Hammer" Martel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Douglas Haig (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
George Armstrong Custer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Heinz Guderian (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John Monash (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pancho Villa (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Robert Nivelle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Saigo Takamori (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Saladin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
William Quantrill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Helmut Lotti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Military Units[edit source]

ARVN (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chindits (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Easy Company (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Egyptian Task Force 777 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Explosive Ordnance Disposal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Flying Tigers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Too busy, no ideas. What a drag. Ilogin
Grenadier Guards (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kamikaze Scotsmen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lafayette Escadrille (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
M*A*S*H 4077th (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
MI-5 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Polish GROM (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Praetorian Guard (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
ROCA (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Spanish Legion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Yankee Squadron (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Weapons[edit source]

Shit cannon

Bazooka (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Exploding Cigar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Machete (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Moving Bomb - compare MSE-6 droids from Star Wars franchise. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Zyklon B (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Conspiracy Theories, Hoaxes and the Paranormal[edit source]

Abraham Lincoln was a woman, see also Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Al-Wikipedia, parody of Wikipedia and Al-Qaeda ("The encyclopedia any terrorist can edit!")
Carlsbad Caverns (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (More info)
Dead Celebrity Island, the place where people like Elvis, Hitler and Michael Jackson went to hide when they "died". (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Endorian Holocaust/Endorian Holocaust denial (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Got Milk? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hazing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The IBM/Apple Imaginary Power PC, to run on imaginary power and virtual memory (financed by virtual credit cards)
The Canadian Waffle Fairy/Canadian Waffle Fairy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Flying Dutchman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Jersey Devil (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John Hinkley Jr. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), reference Ronald Reagan, Taxi Driver, and Jodi Foster and how he tried to impress her.
JFK Presidency Hoax
Magic bullet/Magic bullet theory (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pacific scandal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Philadelphia Experiment (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Precious Moments (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (More Info)
The Power of Nightmares, Adam Curtis documentary arguing that al-Qaeda doesn't exist. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Turkish-Japanese Conspiracy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (This is a fictitious topic; please read More Info)
United States presidential election, 2004, reference Diebold and Florida. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax
White van speaker scam (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
UVB-76 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Mass Media[edit source]

Literature[edit source]

Antihero (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Autobiography (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Magnum opus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Authors[edit source]

Daniel Defoe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mary Shelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
O. Henry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
P.C. Wren (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
Truman Capote (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Books[edit source]

The Last King of Scotland

Artemis Fowl (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Daily Mirror (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fanny Hill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Matilda (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), see also film adaptation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
National Lampoon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - All Books
The Purpose-Driven Life (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
A Song of Ice and Fire (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sports Illustrated (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Time Machine (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (More Info)
Treasure Island (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
A Treatise On The Rights Of Man and Shit (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
USA Today (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Fictional characters[edit source]

Billybumbler - Ya know, the ones from Stephen King. Do some research if you're confused. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Clara Clayton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Captain Nemo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Count Funkula, Blaxploitation movie monster
Elim Garak (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Falcor, see The Neverending Story (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster
Harrison Bergeron (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Hermione Granger~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Harry Potter (Books)
John Boy Walton's Moles (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jambi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Master Chief, Why hasn't this one been done? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mister Smee (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Princess Fiona (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Toby/Kunta Kinte (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Three Musketeers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Tom Sawyer~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - currently redirects to Mark Twain
Weenie Todd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (Demon Hot-Dog Vendor)

Films[edit source]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Man from Snowy River

Lethal Weapon

Film crew
- B-movie (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Best boy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Cinematographer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Gaffer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Production assistant (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Stunt man (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Film industry
- Box office (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Cameo appearance (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Cult following (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Cannes Film Festival (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Direct-to-video/Straight-to-video (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Dogme 95 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Exploitation film (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Grindhouse (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Hollywood blacklist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Independent film (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Remake (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Reboot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Sundance Film Festival (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Action films[edit source]

Die Hard (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lethal Weapon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sin City (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Animated films[edit source]

Animated All-Star Force
Basketball Jones (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cool World, I think this movie deserves an article (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cyber City Oedo 808 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Demon City Shinjuku (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ninja Scroll (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
When the Wind Blows (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wicked City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Classic films[edit source]

The African Queen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
All About Eve (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Birth of a Nation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Casablanca (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
City Lights (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Frankenstein (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Jazz Singer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Man from Snowy River (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Manchurian Candidate (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Modern Times (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mutiny on the Bounty (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
My Fair Lady (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
North by Northwest (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rebel Without a Cause (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Stagecoach (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sunset Boulevard (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Comedy films[edit source]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bowfinger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Into the Wild (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Richie Rich (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
White Men Can't Jump (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Witches of Eastwick (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Drama films[edit source]

American History X (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
American Beauty (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chinatown (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dazed and Confused (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Double Jeopardy (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Friday (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Glengarry Glen Ross (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Goonies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Leon: The Professional (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lords of Dogtown (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
No Country for Old Men (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Seven Pounds (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Shawshank Redemption (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Splash (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Taxi Driver (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

"Foreign" films[edit source]

Bicycle Thieves (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cinema Paradiso (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
City of God (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Human Condition I: No Greater Love and the The Human Condition series (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Léon (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Life Is Beautiful (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Lives of Others (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sátántangó (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Yojimbo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Horror films[edit source]

Main article: Horror film

They Live

Blade (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Day of the Dead (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Exorcist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hellraiser (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
It (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Leprechaun: In the Hood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Near Dark (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Se7en (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
They Live (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Village of the Damned, suggest doing this about a leper colony for ageing rockers, i.e. The Damned. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pantyhose on Elm Street (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Transvestite horror apocalypse

Mafia movies[edit source]

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Analyze This, sequel to Analyze That (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Billy Bathgate (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
A Bronx Tale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Casino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Donnie Brasco (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Departed (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jane Austen's Mafia! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Johnny Dangerously (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Last Don (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
King of New York (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Little Caesar (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Married to the Mob (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mobsters and Mormons (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Once Upon a Time in America (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Public Eye (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Road to Perdition (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Suicide Kings (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Post-apocalyptic movies[edit source]

A Boy and His Dog (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Delicatessen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Escape from L.A. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Land of the Dead (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Le Dernier Combat (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Omega Man (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Six-String Samurai (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Teenage Caveman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Threads (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sci-fi[edit source]

The Day of the Dolphin

2010: The Year We Make Contact (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Andromeda Strain, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Brazil (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Capricorn One (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Day of the Dolphin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) On it. --- [talk] 18:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Deathrace 2000 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Futureworld (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
I, Robot (film), reference the original short story by Isaac Asimov (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
HoboCop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Land That Time Forgot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Last Starfighter (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Man Who Fell to Earth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The People That Time Forgot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Short Circuit (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Slaughterhouse Five, but we also need an article on the book, don't we? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tron
Westworld (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
What is the Matrix? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - parody on the Matrix series - I was thinking the random numbers he got in actual film, anyone know how?

Western films[edit source]

Tombstone (film) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Unforgiven (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Spaghetti Westerns

Blindman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
A Bullet for the General (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Django and its countless nonsensical "sequels" Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!, Django and Sartana Are Coming....It's the End, etc. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fistful of Dynamite/Duck, You Sucker! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Five Man Army (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
For a Few Dollars Less (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Life's Tough, Eh Providence? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The "Man with No Name" trilogy (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
My Name is Nobody (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Once Upon a Time in the West (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Run, Man, Run! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sabada Trilogy (Sabata, Adiós, Sabata, Return of Sabata) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sartana series (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death, Have a Good Funeral, My Friend... Sartana Will Pay, Light the Fuse... Sartana Is Coming, Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Trinity series (My Name is Trinity/Trinity Is STILL My Name!) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

War movies[edit source]

A Bridge Too Far (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Great Dictator (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Great Escape (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hamburger Hill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hell is for Heroes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Inglourious Basterds (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kelly's Heroes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Pacific (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paths of Glory (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Patton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Pianist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Red Dawn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Saving Private Ryan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Where Eagles Dare (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Zulu Dawn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Straight-to-video[edit source]

Main articles: Worst 100 Movies of All Time, Worst 100 Sequels of All Time, Worst 100 Remakes of All Time, and Worst 100 Direct-to-Video Movies of All Time

Alito's Way: Rise to Power - Supreme court + P.Diddy = awesome.
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
American Wedding Crasher American Pie movie with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it.
Anchorman Returns Stars Will Ferrel
Arresting Resist (film) - About a white person named Resist getting arrested.
American Beauty and the Beast a Disney movie
Austin Power Rangers: The Movie a comedy film with Mike Myers in it.
Babe: Pig in Sin City
Bicentenial Man Begins Starring Robin Williams
Bladerunnaway Bride
The Blue Brothers Grimm
Brokeback Mountain III: The Ungayening, Movie franchise sold to conservatives, tells the tale of the Cowboys' efforts to be straight. Reference Brokeback Mountain II: Go Get the Butter.
Brokeback Mountain IV: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
The Catwoman in the Hat stars Halle Berry
The Century of the Self
Charlie and Chocolat starring Johnny Depp
Duckula: Dead and Loving It
Deafcon 7: See Jackie Chan for information on movie
Die Hardball
Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day Starring Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Jay Leno as the President.
The Dumb and Dumber Files: Fight the Future starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
A Few Good Men in Black
From Justin to Kelly -Crappy movie with the American Idol singers.
Fun with Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Jim Carrey a comedy action movie
Jingle All the Way of the Gun
Killing Jesse James characters from other movies go to kill Jesse James.
Knocked Up
Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
National Treasure III: Muppet National Treasure Island
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Office Space Balls 2008 comedy film by Mike Judge and Mel brooks with Mel Mrooks as Yogurt, sequel to Space Balls.
Passion of the Goodfellas, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pulp Muppets, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Purple Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Prince and Tom Cruise
Star Trek V: For Vendetta
There's a Rhino Loose in the City (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
What About Spongebob, starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss made by Nickelodeon movies and Paramount Pictures.
Worst 100 Christmas Movies of All Time (Suggestions: It's a Wonderful Life II: Secret of the Ooze, Emmet Otterstein's Jug-Band Hanukkah)

People in Films[edit source]

Actors
- Jeffrey Combs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Frank Langella (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Peter Lorre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
- Cillian Murphy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (It would be nice to have an article about him)
- Sigourney Weaver (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Directors
- Jean-Jacques Annaud (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Nimród Antal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Luc Besson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Danny Boyle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Francis Ford Coppola (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (Seriously? No article on him?)
- Alfonso Cuarón (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Roland Emmerich (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- David Fincher (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Milos Forman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- John Frankenheimer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- William Friedkin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- D.W. Griffith (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
- Tsui Hark (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Renny Harlin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Alejandro González Iñárritu (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- David Lean (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Sidney Lumet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Michael Mann (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Sam Peckinpah (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Wolfgang Petersen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- ~~Roman Polanski~~ (Can't believe there isn't an article on him.) - An IP redirected this to Pedobear; delete?
- Ridley Scott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Tony Scott (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Bryan Singer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Gus Van Sant (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Billy Wilder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- William Wyler (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Corey Yuen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Radio[edit source]

Personalities:

Nick Abbot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Casey Casum (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mark Levin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Michael Savage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dave Ramsey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Laura Schlessinger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Neal Boortz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Laura Ingraham (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paul Harvey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rick Dees (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Modern Programs:

Are We Alone? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Dudley & Bob Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Ed Schultz Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gardening with Maurice (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Laszlo Jones Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Opie & Anthony Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Old-time Programs:

Amos 'n' Andy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Burns and Allen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gang Busters (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Grand Ole Opry (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The March of Time (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Television[edit source]

100 episodes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
After school special (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Anthology series (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cable television (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Clip show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Counterprogramming (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Effects on time of North American broadcasting, parody of this (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fishcam (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Graveyard slot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Happy talk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pirate television (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rerun (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Reunion show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rural purge (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Television pilot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tent-pole programming (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Watershed (television) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Anime[edit source]

Main articles: Anime and Laws of Anime Physics

Angel breast! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Arashi no Yoru Ni (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
D. Gray-Man (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Karin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
InuYasha (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Love Hina (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Otakun (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shonen Jump (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Super-Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cartoons[edit source]

See also: User:MrCleveland/List of Hanna-Barbera characters

Beatle Bailey (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Darkwing Duck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Felix the Cat (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jem and the Holograms (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Top Cat (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
U.S. Acres (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Tweety~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) --Currently redirects to Tweety Pie, which does discuss the subject (previous maintainer said "needs rewrite")
~~Warner Brothers (also allow the link Warner Bros).~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) -- currently redirects to Jews
Zula Patrol (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
List of characters in The Simpsons (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cobra/G.I. Joe
- Cobra Vipers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Cobra Island (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Baroness (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

TV Shows[edit source]

*Allo' Allo'

(un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Animorphs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Angel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Boris and Brezhnev, Soviet Beavis and Butt-Head. See this for possible ideas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
CSI: White House, also by Weird Al Yankovic (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Degrassi Trek: The Next Generation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef
Iron Sheik Humbles America (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
My Life as a Teenage Hobot, XXXJ9 is pimped out by her Mother/Inventor (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Psycho Dad (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
We Get It. They're Gay, a one-trick pony sitcom that lasted for several seasons. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

ABC
- Couger Town (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- FlashForward (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Life on Mars (U.S. TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Wife Swap (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

BBC Television (see also: missing list of British television series)
- 'Allo 'Allo! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Being Human (TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Fawlty Towers (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Goodness Gracious Me (BBC) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (and other Canadian series)
- Blood Ties (TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Kids in the Hall (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Red Green Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Royal Canadian Air Farce (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Cartoon Network
- Justice League Unlimited (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Superjail! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Toonami (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Storm Hawks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

CBS
- 60 Minutes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Due South (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Early Edition (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Comedy Central
- The Man Show (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Reno 911 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Tosh.0 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

The CW Television Network (or The WB Network)
- Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Vampire Diaries (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Disney Channel
- Jake: The American Psycho (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Fish Hooks

Fox
- Boston Public (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Fringe (TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Perkins

HBO
- Boardwalk Empire (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- True Blood (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

MTV
- Loveline (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Teen Wolf (2011 TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Yo! MTV Raps (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

NBC
- Freaks and Geeks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Must See TV (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Nickelodeon
- The Adventures of Pete & Pete (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Clarissa Explains It All (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Salute Your Shorts (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Fairly Odd Parents (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sci-Fi Channel
- Andromeda (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Lone Gunmen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Travel Channel
- Ghost Adventures (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

TV Land
- Cheers, popular American sitcom set in a bar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Cosby Mysteries (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- F-Troop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., possibly a tv spin-off of Full Metal Jacket? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Green Acres (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Have Gun Will Travel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Kung Fu (TV series) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Mr. Ed (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Mork and Mindy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- M*A*S*H (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- Time Tunnel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Television Channels/Networks[edit source]

Television in Australia

American Broadcasting Company/Australian Broadcasting Corporation (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
AMC (American Movie Classics) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cinemax (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
CTV Canadian Channel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fan Fi Channel like the Sci Fi Channel only with fan fiction (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Food Network (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
IFC (Independent Film Channel) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Network Ten (I originally wrote it, but it was deleted.) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pax (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Space (Canadian TV channel) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Spanish Channel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sundance Channel, now known as the ultra-liberal Sundance channel with all pro-liberal shows and movies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
TBS (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
TCM (Turner Classic Movies) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
USA Network (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
YTV Canadian Channel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Commercials[edit source]

Slap Chop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Internet[edit source]

Memes[edit source]

Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Arts and entertainment/Internet and tech culture/Internet memes

Websites[edit source]

Appalling Trash Film Database or ATFd.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Black People Love Us!, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) -- a certain website has already beaten us to it...
BobFromAccounting.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
CardudeOnTheWeb.com, see here and here (older version) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
ClickHereYouIdiot.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Edgar Governo, Historian of Things That Never Were, see here(un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Expert Village (eHow), see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Factcheck.org (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
GaiaOnline, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hi5.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Huffington Post~~ see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Note currently redirects to AOL
IHateLiberals.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
I Love Music/I Love Everything, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - This could also work as Why?:Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
Moynihan Institute, see here and here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
MyTrailerPark.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The-Niceguy.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Newgrounds, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
PhoneLosers.org, see here, here and here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Raptorman.us, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
ProgressiveBoink.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shaboogle, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shelley The Republican, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Something Awful, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Therapist.com, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
TongueTied.us, see here and here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
VDARE, see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Wiki[edit source]

Albanian Wikipedia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rollback (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - preliminary draft here
Wikipedia Watch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
WikiWatch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

People and others who weren't so lucky[edit source]

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons[edit source]

Main articles: Biographies of Ridiculous Persons and People with distinguished names

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.

Celebrities[edit source]

Actors[edit source]

Colin Farrell

Hank Azaria (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cindy Crawford (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
James Franco (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
James Garner (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dustin Hoffman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Logan Lerman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Laura San Giacomo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
Claudia Schiffer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bill Cosby

Criminals[edit source]

Albert Hicks (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Baby Face Nelson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Billy the Kid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bonnie & Clyde (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Boston Strangler (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Burke and Hare (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Captain Kidd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Charles Ponzi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hell's Grannies (see: [3]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jack the Stripper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John Dillinger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Lady In Red (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ma Barker (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ned Kelly (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paul Watson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pierre Lafitte (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pretty Boy Floyd (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters[edit source]

Main article: Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition:

Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dion O'Bannion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dutch Schultz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hymie Weiss (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
"Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Five Families-era:

Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Carlo Gambino (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Modern:

Pablo Escobar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Westies (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Whitey Bulger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Forgotten people[edit source]

Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dave Foley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
D.B. Sweeney (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Eric Stoltz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ed O'Neill (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
James Booth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joe Pilato (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Michael Pare (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sam Kinison (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
William Forsythe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories[edit source]

Adam Curtis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
Bill Lynch (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cindy Margolis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - world's most downloaded woman
Craig Kilborn (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Hamid Karzai~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) --Currently redirects to Osama bin Laden
Hans Ruedi Giger (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Jacques de Molay~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (infernal red mage) --Currently redirects to Gumen
John Cale (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
Justin Trudeau (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Konnolsky (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Norbert Wiener (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Phineas Gage (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ronnie Coleman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Saint Petrus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
William Caxton (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Religion[edit source]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bathtub madonna/Bathtub Mary (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bris (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Book of Mozilla (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Someone already tried to write this, but the author requested deletion
The Book of Austin, a lost book of the Bible written by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Book of Esurance, a lost book of the Bible written by Erin Esurance.
Church of the Fonz Church that worships the Fonz from Happy Days
Cremationism (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Gospel According to Oberst, part of The Church of Emo
Holy water (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Man's Prayer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Movementarianism (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Gods[edit source]

The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Isis (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Osiris (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tezcatlipoca (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Who could possibly make God? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Religious figures[edit source]

The Bishop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
"Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dark-Side Mormons (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Discordian American Princesses (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)--it's a category but has no article
Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John the Baptist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Vatican Marketing Department (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Science and technology[edit source]

Toilets in Japan

Postpostmodernism (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) or Standard diving dress (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Biology[edit source]

Adolescence (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Virus (biology) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Living creatures[edit source]

Animals:

Bullfrog (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bushtit (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Elk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Flat coat retriever (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gopher (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Homo erectus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
Mothra Nature
Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Dinosaurs:

Triceratops (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Chemistry[edit source]

Benedict's solution (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Flamboyant chemist (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Homolytic Fission (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Homologous series (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Homogeneous catalyst (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jumbotronium (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Latex (chemistry) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) per this edit
Thiotimoline (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Zwitterion (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Computers and Internet[edit source]

Megabyte (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Widow/orphan control (correct wp) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Distributed computing[edit source]

Distributed computing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) a.k.a. Grid computing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), specific software of which includes:
- BOINC (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- SETI@home (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (we already have Folding@home and the fictitious Cabal@home)
- Electric Sheep (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cloud computing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Hacking and security[edit source]

2600 Magazine (technically called 2600: The Hacker Quarterly) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Buffer overflow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Data Encryption Standard (DES) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)/Triple DES (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Note: DES also stands for diethylstilbestrol; work this in somehow
Firesheep (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ping of death (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Phreaking (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
- 2600 hertz (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - meh. Should probably redirect to 2600 Magazine or Phreaking once one of them is created (More Info)
- Phreaking boxes (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rootkit (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Stuxnet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - maybe see User:Lctmu/UnNews:Israel developed the virus 'Facebook' to undermine Iranian productivity
Transport Layer Security (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) with redirect from SSL

Hardware[edit source]

Binary fountain pen (fictitious item formerly mentioned at Floppy disk; refers to a floppy drive's read/write head?) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Brick (electronics) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Firmware (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Intel 4004 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Part of a series on Intel CPUs? Not actually used in a computer per se, but this is the best place I could think of for this request

Networking[edit source]

This section is about the normal operation of computer networks. For network vulnerabilities, see Hacking and security (above).

Bandwidth (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
IPv6 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
ISP or Internet service provider (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Linksys (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - and mention the error message "Upgrade are failed!" shown by their home routers for firmware upgrades
Mozilla Thunderbird (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
OSI model (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Robots exclusion standard (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) or Robots.txt (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Transmission Control Protocol (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - perhaps make it something about STDs or car transmissions? - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.

Robotics[edit source]

Uncanny valley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Software development[edit source]

Beta test/Beta tester, part of the software release life cycle (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Concurrent Versions System (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (abbreviated CVS; maybe mention in the same article as CVS/pharmacy?)

Systems administration and tech support[edit source]

BOFH or Bastard Operator From Hell (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), see rm *, Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm and Robert Heinlein#Life for context; references newer stories older stories
I am service - message from preinstalled software on some Asus (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) computers; see also The Daily WTF post
kill -9 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - possible redirect to UnNews:Linux: Every time you use EXT3, Hans Reiser kills again?
NOSMOKE.EXE, see [4], BOFH usage, and wikipedia:Magic smoke

Mathematics[edit source]

Lie algebra (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mathematica (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - or does this belong in "Computers and Internet" above? (More Info)
Max Clifford Algebra - related to Hamiltonian Dynamics (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (invented by Neil and Christine Hamilton), perhaps?

Medicine[edit source]

Diseases:

Athlete's foot (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Drowning (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dysentery (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fibromyalgia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jungle Fever (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kuru (disease) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (More Info)
Lassa fever (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Malaria (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Monkeypox (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pneumonia (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Scarlet fever (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Smallpox (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
Stockholm syndrome (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Typhoid (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Anatomy:

Bladder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Chin (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Elbow (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Funny bone (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gall bladder (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Intestines (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Knee (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Treatment methods and devices:

Artificial heart (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)/Heart transplant (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Caesarean section (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Liposuction (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Therac-25 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software

Physics[edit source]

Czochralski process (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Hasselhoff capacitor could be great er Dave
Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Metric Fuckton, part of a metric unit.
Photonic crystal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Prince Rupert's Drop (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Super-Kamiokande (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Common Cold (There is already an article on cold, but I was thinking something more along the lines of where the Fahrenheit and Celsius temperature scales cross (-40 degrees C/F). I envisioned something regarding American/Canadian relations or something to that effect.)
Wayans-Baldwin Reactor

Transportation[edit source]

Antifreeze (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Bentley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Internal Combustion Chicken (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Limousine (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Monorail cat (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - a version of the lolcat meme; original requestor suggested "advanced method of near-light-speed mass transportation" as a direction for the parody
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile™ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Super Speed Train to Aruba (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
VW Bug (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Winnebago (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Sports[edit source]

The Kentucky Derby (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Professional Toothpicking - similar to the javelin, but involving the spearing of things in someone's mouth. Archery, javelin and regular toothpicking combined.
Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.
Bottling (similar to Bricking) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Major League Soccer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Professional Golf Association (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Streaking (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Tippeligaen (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
24 Hours of LeMons (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wife carrying ("It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny." - MrN) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
~~Yodeling~~ (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Currently redirected to Sweden, but still consider trying to write an actual article
Yoga (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Athletes[edit source]

Andre Agassi

Modern:

Bas Rutten (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Carles Puyol (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Coco Crisp (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Daunte Culpepper (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Peter McNeely (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John "Bulldog" Ricketti (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lionel Messhit (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Milton Bradley (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rameez Raja (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - former Pakistani cricketer and nowadays a commentator
Xavi (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Legendary:

Ty Cobb (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joe DiMaggio (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shoeless Joe Jackson (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sandy Koufax (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jake LaMotta (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Rocky Marciano (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joe Montana (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
John L. Sullivan (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Teams[edit source]

Baseball:

Boston Red Sox (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Wrestling[edit source]

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1980s wrestling boom (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
1990s wrestling boom (see: [5]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Battle royal (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [6])
Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [7]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pope of the Ring, the Vatican's version of the WWF's King of the Ring (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
WrestleMania (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Wrestlecrap.com (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

WWF/WWE[edit source]

Bastion Booger (see: [8]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Damien Demento (see: [9]/[10]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jim Cornette (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Mountie (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Mr. Fuji (or Emperor Hirohito; see Axis of Power) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Repo Man (see: [11]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
"The Model" Rick Martel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Slick (see: [12]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

WCW[edit source]

Abdullah the Butcher (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Black Scorpion (see: [13]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gary Spivey (see: [14]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jim Crockett, Jr. (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Victor the Bear (see: [15]) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

ECW[edit source]

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

b.W.o (Blue World Order) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dudley family (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Full Blooded Italians (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Paul Heyman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Raven (wrestler) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Sandman (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Shane Douglas (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Terry Funk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

International[edit source]

Antonio Inoki (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
El Dandy (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ken the Box (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lucha libre (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Joshi puroresu (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Puroresu (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Professional wrestling in the United Kingdom (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Miscellaneous[edit source]

Ahahaha....yeeeeeah...
Biofuel
Chaos
Christian rock
Clemen - long-running Family Guy joke on "America's newest curse word". (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Clorox (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) I am appalled! --Clo r ox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Criminal record (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) or Rap sheet (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Embarrassment/Shame (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Fire extinguisher - fascinating reading material...
Fist Pumping (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Ghosts
I Feel Sick, related to Get Some Sick?
Innocence (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Lawn mowers in popular culture (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Or is it? (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Obscenity/Obscene (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Sound of One Hand Clapping (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Spoof (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - Undictionary perhaps?
The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
That yucky stuff on the pole
Trading Spouses, a card game based on the television series
Whelk awareness, people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures

Food[edit source]

A-1 Steak Sauce (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel, see here
Caramel (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cheese 2.0
Chocolate milk (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Durian (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Jello Shots (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Junk food (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Brand Dried Urine Frosties
Lowrey's® Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds
Milkshake (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Nutella (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™
Sloppy Joe (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Spontaneously Combustible Eggs
Sprite (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™
The Salad with the Walnuts and the Gorgonzola on it
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
J.Wray and Nephew Ltd. or Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

Philosophy[edit source]

Julia Kristeva (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - feminist
Mu (negative) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - a.k.a. the answer to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - mention something about Magibon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt), which should redirect to this article (pay attention to video titles if you don't get it)
Peter Singer (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Sexuality[edit source]

Bates method (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (Notice the names of some of the techniques as well)
BDWC (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Default Male (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Gimp (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) - not to be confused with GIMP (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)
Kissing (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Open Mind (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt) (don't live in ignorance; keep your mind open)
Phone sex (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sloppy Seconds (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Sperm Gargling (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Uncyclopedia-related[edit source]

Main article: Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Incomplete article series

Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
Uncyclopedia:Create an account, or maybe HowTo:Create an account? (see Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Creating an account)
Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)

Essays/policies:

Main articles: wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia policies and guidelines and wikipedia:Category:Wikipedia essays

Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT!

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense[edit source]

Main articles: Uncyclopedia:In-jokes and Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

Bruce Campbell's Chin
Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
Do you know who my father is?
East Carolina/West Carolina
Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
Obliquosphere
People's Front of Judea (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
Save a Jesii Foundation
Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
That Woman from the Trailer Park
The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
Whore of Babylon (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism[edit source]

Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
Plate of Shrimp, document
Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Major League Bloodbath[edit source]

Disneyland Empire[edit source]

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Prince Charming (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Cruella De Vil (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Disney Defense Forces (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Dissidentland (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

UnProjects-related[edit source]

HowTo[edit source]

Main article: HowTo

HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
HowTo:Be Canadian
HowTo:Be Italian
HowTo:Be Russian
HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
HowTo:Find Channel Z
HowTo:French Kiss
~~HowTo:Get on TV~~-- It shall be done. ~ The Masked Editor (03:26, Dec 6 2008)
~~HowTo:Knock on Heaven's Door~~ Done --PUTTY 15:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
HowTo:Lose Yourself
HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
HowTo:Open Things
HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
HowTo:Speak Latin
HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
HowTo:Use Chopsticks
~~HowTo:Wake Up Dead~~--Back off, Jack off before I cut your sack off, and eat it --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 17:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
~~HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality~~ - done. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:28, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks[edit source]

Main article: UnBooks

UnNews[edit source]

Main articles: UnNews and UnNews Other Headlines

See also: Fark.com

UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
UnNews:Bin Laden not dead, vacationing in Hell
UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
UnNews:Man arrested for having creepy voice (inspired by a police blotter)
UnNews:Pathetic fallacy hits UK
UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

Unquotable...[edit source]

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UnReviews[edit source]

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WhatIf?[edit source]

Main article: What if?

What If:All women had snouzer faces?
What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?[edit source]

Main article: Why?

Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:America is the worst place on earth
Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
Why?:Beat Your Children
Why?:Buy Pluto
Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Why?:Keep Trying
Why?:Only link to featured articles
Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)
Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g cms | 1911 co wolfram yt)

Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/old

Top 50 Wanted Articles[edit source]