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This Week's Featured User
This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them. This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them. This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them. This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them. This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them. This is where I will put some of my favorite users, admins and rapists up and say something nice about them.
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Last Week's Featured User
This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh? This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?This is where I will put last week's favorite users, admins or rapists up. No shit, eh?
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- ...that this is crap?
- ...that this userpage is updated at least 4 times every month?
- ...that the image (pictured) is the same as the one used on the main page?
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- ...that 80% of all statistics are fake?
- ...that there is a Korean in the distance, sitting on a newly dressed printer?
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Today's featured picture; also featured on another main page in another reality.
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Africa is widely known by those in the US to be Earth's shittiest continent. For one thing, the land is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, and genocide. It is also filled with monkeys, like those parks where they tear your car to shreds. Not a pleasant place, all things considered. (Rwanda sucks and has a very retarded name.)
Things from Africa include: zoo animals, human trials, like monkeys; lots of fruit...um... AIDS? AIDS is from there, right? And black people? Hey, is that where African Americans came from? Yeah? Well, who knew?
Image credit: Jordanus
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