User talk:Novel
Welcome![edit source]
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Oy, love, using <math> tags is clever, but they don't actually support linking, as you probably noticed. Could you be a dear and save and reupload the image as a File: so you can turn it into a link? ~ 
20:04, 26 March 2011
Hey[edit source]
Aren't you that guy who made the sockpuppet BobNewbie? Why weren't you banned for that? --Sgt Pepper's 21:05, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- There is a difference between sockpuppetry and making a new account and using that instead. For example, the latter, while somewhat sloppily done in this case, isn't so apt to get one banned on all accounts. ~
01:53, 15 April 2011