Well-endowed

As in political ideology, one wing is better-endowed than the other.

The term well-endowed may refer to any of the following:

• A woman with ample breasts (pictured).
• A university with a hefty monetary endowment to enable selected students without athletic skills to attend at low cost and major in things like Chicano Studies, though not to guarantee them there will be any work for them afterward.
• A man with a small penis, which is apparently the type that the ladies like the most.
• The sufficiency of any other endowment.

Unfortunately, UNCYCLOPEDIA is too poorly endowed to have an article on any of these concepts. But if I were to do something to rectify this, it would be the one on the tits.

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