Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles/Disneyland Empire
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People[edit source]
- Cruella De Vil, member of the Great Council.
- Princess Aurora, member of the Great Council.
- Prince Charming, member of the Grand Council.
- Roger Rabbit, member of the Great Council.
- General Dumbo Elephant, early member of the American Disneyist Organization.
- Doc Dwarf, early member of the American Disneyist Organization
- Pluto the Dog, chief advisor to Mickey Mouse the Great.
- Jiminy Cricket, Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Captain Pete, Disneyland Defense Forces director
- Goofenrich Gimmler, Minister of Homeland Security (DisSec) and administrator of the Mauschwitz detention facility.
- Minnie Maos, current leader of the Democratic Free People's Republic of Disneyland.
- Mickey Mouse IV, son of Mickey Mouse III.
- Jane Hare, grandmother of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
- Clarabelle Cow, figure of a long-standing feud between Goofy and Horace Horsecollar.
- Admiral Pluto the Terrible, commander of naval armada which occupied Castaway Cay.
Others[edit source]
- Emperor Akio Morita, ruler of the Sony Empire
- John Foster Dulles, U.S. Secretary of State who dealt with Mickey Mouse the Great during the Eisenhower administration. Negotiated the Treaty of Corporation which declared formal U.S. recognition of Disneyland.
- Arthur Scargill, commander of Pirate Liberation Organization forces at the Battle of Orgreave.
Places[edit source]
Disneyland[edit source]
- Main Street, center of downtown Disneyland
- Acme Looniversity, government re-education facility
- Daisy's Diner, popular restaurant owned and operated by Daisy Duck. Occupied by the PLO during the Battle of Orgreave.
- Chip n’ Dale Treehouse, occupied by the PLO during the Battle of Orgreave.
- Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin, occupied by the PLO during the Battle of Orgreave.
- Goofy’s Bouncy House, occupied by the PLO during the Battle of Orgreave.
- Gadget’s Go Coaster, occupied by the PLO during the Battle of Orgreave.
- Disneyland Railroad, railroad which runs from Toontown to New Orleans Square.
- Burbank, city where the Mauschwitz detention facility was located.
- Duckau, second largest detention facility after Mauschwitz.
- Dissidentland, little-known province where "agitators" are exiled.
Mickey Mouse League[edit source]
- Florida and Caribbean Circle
- China and Japan Circle
- France Circle
Neighboring kingdoms[edit source]
Government[edit source]
- Main Street Treaty -- Needs expansion
- Convention of Urayasu, treaty founding Tokyo Disneyland.
Organizations[edit source]
- Disney Defense Forces, primary military organization.
- Federal Assembly of Disneyland/Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party, a later incarnation of the American Disneyist Organization.
- Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance, defensive alliance created by Mickey Mouse the Great, Anita Bryant and Fidel Castro in 1959.
- Mouseketeers, youth group during the "Reign of the Rat".
- Disneyland Liberation Society, Disneyist student group who demonstrated against martial law in 1970.
- "The Pioneers of Tomorrow", terrorist organization led by Farfour al-Mous.
- Main Street Times and Frontierland Gazette, prominant newspapers closed down during the Reign of the Rat.
Policies[edit source]
- Mouse Works, economic development plan instituted by Mickey Mouse the Great.
- "Struggle Against Wreckers of the 2nd Five Year Plan", Mauschwitz propaganda campaign.
History[edit source]
- Fantasian-American War, conflict which led to the establishment of Disneyworld. Fought by the US against "legions of brooms carrying water".
- The Hundred Acre Wood War, conflict instigated by "The Pioneers of Tomorrow" organization.
- Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization)
- Xaprooder film, video recording of Black Thursday and the assassination of Jay K. Lemnop.
- Tigger Cages, torture method used in Mauschwitz-affiliated Jungle Cruise.