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Gangrene is a curse afflicted upon the lovers of vice for their lack of faith, wherein the limbs of the cursèd are made black like the heart of Satan, upon whose maleveolent will rests the fate of all men who seek not the light but the dark. For most severe cases, one sees the maggots feast on the deadening muscle and tendon, gorge upon the fat like B'aal feasting on the iniquities of man. A trained plague doctor may extract these maggots and decant them over the posteriors of those unfortunates whose nostrils unceasingly sneeze.

A diagnosis for gangrene may in due haste be ascertained by only the most trained and battle-weathered, for whom the colors of pustules and the angles of boils are like the trodden forest paths of a village childhood, borne within and known dearly in one's heart, lov'd and from rote recited as if the Lord's Prayer. Lacking a doctor of discerning birth or knowledge, it is best to lie in wait and let Death seize you. (Full article...)

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  1. SN & F. I don't know much about the Apocalypse, but I know what I like --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Yeaahhhh! Reefer Desk = Good images. Like this one. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Sure. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:33, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. Absolutely For. The caption is the perfect combination of doom and cutesy voice. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 09:36, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 09:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. Flour. Spang talk 09:43, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. Yay. The ass to kicking ratio here is phenominal. - 209.159.176.9 11:31, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For, nice sannse (talk) 12:05, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --SubPOP talk F@H 12:09, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. Strong For.Excellent, and doubly-excellent after seeing all the work that went into it on the Reefer Desk.--Procopius 12:18, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:23, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. Fow--Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 12:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. --Zyrac 20:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. For I love Hello Kitty. I even sport her email.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. For, because Hello Kitty pics are teh bomb. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 12:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For Watch out. It's the kitty cat of doom. --Sbluen 17:42, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. For Yup. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:26, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  20. Yes -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:46, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  21. For, though the nit-picking side of me finds it a pity there's no bit of shadow where Kitty's ear is covered by the robe. ~ ~ sin($) tan() 22:57, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Good eye...and now? You should visit Reefer Desk. You've got an eye for noticing <deep breath> that a picture of a be-robed Sanrio product with a scythe, riding a pony that stands on a dead field, with fire on the horizon and smoke covering a red sky...is missing a shadow</deep breath>. Seriously, we could use your help.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
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  1. SN & F. I don't know much about the Apocalypse, but I know what I like --{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:44, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Yeaahhhh! Reefer Desk = Good images. Like this one. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 03:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Sure. {User:Ghelae/sig} 09:33, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. Absolutely For. The caption is the perfect combination of doom and cutesy voice. -- {User:Imrealized/sig} 09:36, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite {!} Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise§PL {!} Order of Uncyclopedia§GUN {!} UN:WRITE§WOTM {!} User:Hindleyite/Image Review§Image Review - Use it {!} User talk:Hindleyite§Converse 09:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. Flour. {User:Spang/Sig} 09:43, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. Yay. The ass to kicking ratio here is phenominal. - User:209.159.176.9§209.159.176.9 11:31, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For, nice {User:Sannse/Sig} 12:05, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --[[User:SubPOP§SubPOP]] [[User_talk:SubPOP§talk]] [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home§F@H]] 12:09, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. Strong For.Excellent, and doubly-excellent after seeing all the work that went into it on the Reefer Desk.--User:Procopius§Procopius 12:18, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For--{User:Rataube/sig} 12:23, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. Fow--Kakun_Sig.JPG [[VFP§VFP]] [[Wikicities:c:eincyclopedia§Eincyc]] [[User_talk:Kakun§(talk)]] 12:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 13:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. --User:Zyrac§Zyrac 20:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. For I love Hello Kitty. I even sport her email.--{User:Tom mayfair/Sig} 20:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. --{User:OsirisX/sig} 09:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. For, because Hello Kitty pics are teh bomb. --{User:SonicChao/sig} 12:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For Watch out. It's the kitty cat of doom. --User:Sbluen§Sbluen 17:42, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. For Yup. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:26, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  20. Yes -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 15:46, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  21. For, though the nit-picking side of me finds it a pity there's no bit of shadow where Kitty's ear is covered by the robe. ~ {User:MoneySign/sig} 22:57, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Good eye...and now? You should visit Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk§Reefer Desk. You've got an eye for noticing <deep breath> that a picture of a be-robed Sanrio product with a scythe, riding a pony that stands on a dead field, with fire on the horizon and smoke covering a red sky...is missing a shadow</deep breath>. Seriously, we could use your help.--{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 00:42, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
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