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Mark Rothko (September 25, 1903 – February 25, 1970) was a Latvian born, American artist who became famous for his color field, abstract expressionist paintings. Since he personally rejected those labels to describe his work and even bristled at the word “abstract”, it’s fair to throw in pretentious avante-garde nutjob as well.
The first achievement of anyone who wishes to become an artist is to break your parent’s hearts by becoming “the special child” who ignores the economic realities of life and forgoes a lucrative or realistic career for the sake of hanging out with other people just like him or herself. Rothko accomplished this pre-requisite during the American Great Depression of the 1930’s and left his mother crying “why why why” many years before the phrase would be popularized by Nancy Kerrigan. (Full article...)
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- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
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- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
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- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
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- ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
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March 6: Roadkill Appreciation Day (North America & Australia)
- 3500 BC - In the first recorded instance of roadkill, Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses IV hits a small cat with his chariot. Shameful.
- 1869 - The first historical instance of so-called "cannibal roadkill" occurs when a horse-drawn buggy strikes a horse pulling a second buggy.
- 1934 - Hitler runs over a small ferret in his Volkswagen, precipitating his later invasion of Poland.
- 1962 - Julia Childs releases a groundbreaking roadkill culinary masterpiece titled Treadmarks and Tarragon.
- 1969 - President Nixon continues the Road Kill bombing over Vietnam.
- 1990 - Road Kill is officially the new Mystery Meat in school lunches.
- 1995 - Steve Ballmer runs over my dog after yelling at the top of his lungs "I'm going to fucking bury that dog. I've done it before and I will do it again. I'm going to Fucking Kill that dog."
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