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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
- ... that the WWF is the only "sports entertainment" organization endorsed by PETA and Greenpeace? (Pictured)
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
- ... that the Pope recently announced that the whole "Christianity" thing is a whole load of shit?
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- ... that Alaska's principle exports include snow, ice, frozen water, and permafrost?
- ... that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
- ... that 100% of divorces start with marriage?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
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- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
- ... that I think you know what's happening today?
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- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
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- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?
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