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Warner Bros. "Entertainment" Inc. (commonly known as Warner Bros. and abbreviated as WB) is a bunch of formerly rich, now broke douchey bureaucrats posing as an American diversified multinational mass media and entertainment conglomerate headquartered at the Warner Bros. Studios complex in Burbank, California, and a subsidiary of blah blah blah, who cares? They are the state mouthpiece of the Warner People's Democratic Republic and they put out whatever they want to put. You don't like it, they fight you.

The company is known for its film studio division the Warner Bros. Pictures Group and as of late, their cheap production values and for meddling with every director who comes their way. In fact, since 2014 the drama that occurs between studio heads and directors are even more entertaining than the movies that come out. So much that Discovery is thinking of buying them and making them a reality TV company only. The studio also owns CNN, Warner "Music" Group and HBO Max where you can stream all the content to your heart's desire. What, you don't like their content or plans? They fight you. (Full article...)

Did you know...

*... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?

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March 4: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro

  • 1849 - Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
  • 1852 - Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.
  • 1855 - Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
  • 1861 - Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
  • 1862 - Too late, my time has come, sending shivers down my spine, bodies aching all the time.
  • 1865 - Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
  • 1874 - Mama, ooh, I don't want to die, sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.
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