Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization

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Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
    Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA

Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.

Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Articles for improvement" section. We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.

In simple words: Crush the unfunny bourgeoisie trash!

Or something. Whatever.

Current Members (it's back!)

Once you join, add this template to your userpage, if you want. It's pretty, I know.

Remember our old staff

Comrade Score Rank Last Colonization
Joe9320 13 JSEC Futurama
Why do I need to provide this? 6 HPRO Dinosaur
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15 FCPT Dinosaur
Fredd The Mahmauscher 8 GLIEU Science fiction
PuppyOnTheRadio 8 GLIEU Futurama
Miley Spears 6 HPRO Science fiction
Happytimes 6 HPRO Dinosaur
Aleister 5 HPRO Dinosaur
Nameable 4 HPRO Bruce Wayne
Matt lobster 4 HPRO Dinosaur
Binky The WonderSkull 3 HPRO Discordianism
Striker2117 3 HPRO Science fiction
DougalthePanda 3 HPRO Science fiction
Grumblegrump 2 HPRO Discordianism
Maniac1075 2 HPRO Science fiction
HELPME 2 HPRO Science fiction
Lyrithya 2 HPRO Dinosaur
Rifting 1 HPRO Bruce Wayne
Magic man 1 HPRO Dinosaur
Simsilikesims 0 IMON
Shabidoo 0 IMON
Leoispotter 0 IMON
Scofield 0 IMON
Electrified mocha chinchilla 0 IMON
Black flamingo11 0 IMON
Xamralco 1 HPRO}} Futurama
Roozie 0 IMON
NoNamesLeft 0 IMON
Qzekrom 1 BGEN Futurama
Fishalishalish 1 HPRO Futurama

Retired members

Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members,
Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their Capitalist phase (this is based on the old ranking scheme):
x x
SysRq, MMIA, last seen during Great Britain Optimuschris , last seen during Transformers
Gerrycheevers, , last seen during God Thekillerfroggy, , last seen during God
Zheliel, FCPT, last seen during God Simsilikesims, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
Raliter, FCPT, last seen during You Colin "All your base" Heaney, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays, FCPT, last seen during God Zana Dark, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
GlobalTourniquet, FCPT, last seen during Michael Jackson YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
Tagstit, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia TheLedBalloon, FCPT, last seen during Wikipedia
Sonje, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain Fluffbat, FCPT, last seen during Singapore
CrabPope, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain MrN9000, FCPT, last seen during Great Britain
Judgement, FCPT, last seen during You LongLiverh3, FCPT, last seen during You
Bad Shroom, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Aladdin Sane, FCPT, last seen during Transformers
glopso360, FCPT, last seen during Transformers Jlsmith, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Iwillkillyou333, FCPT, last seen during Creationism Claudius Prime, FCPT, last seen during Creationism
Why do I need to provide this?, , last seen during Dinosaur
Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.

Our current Colonization

Franklin D. Roosevelt

The current queue

Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.

At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.

Note from the Supreme Leader: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.

To nominate an article for Colonization

  1. Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article.
  2. Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
  3. Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.
Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.

Example: if your user name is "Batman bin Superman" and you wanted to nominate the article Capitalist Pig-Dog for Imperial Colonization, you could write

=== [[Capitalist Pig-Dog]] ===
* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Capitalist Pig-Dog'''. Batman bin Superman 13:13, 01 February 2010

What can I nominate?

Anything! We suggest you nominate any of the following:

We recommend you search the VFD archives for articles that have been deleted or have recently survived deletion.

This month's Nominations for IC:

Manhattan Project

Score: 2
  1. N+F  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:59 9.19.14
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 21:50, 19 September 2014 (UTC)

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Score: 4
  1. Nom and for Necessary article --Nikau (talk) 07:51, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. FOR  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 08:17 10.06.14
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Anton (talk) 16:44, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:56, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 14:13, 27 October 2014 (UTC)


Score: 2
  1. Nom and For Important state of our USA. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 14:26, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. For  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:03 11.05.14

The Legend of Zelda

Score: 1
  1. N+F This game deserves more than it is.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:03 11.05.14

Jurassic Park

Score: 1
  1. N+F  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:23 12.03.14

Are complete. Proceed to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project forthwith.

Successful Conquests

Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!

Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)

We actually colonized Batman, but by suggestion and consensus made it Bruce Wayne

About two years later, this happened. Michael Jackson was featured on the 14th of June, 2012

Al Gore was voted one of the top 10 articles of all 2009