Category:Androcentric
Articles that are either completely ignorant of female readers, or that have males as the primary audience; for short, anything that is androcentric per UN:MALE.
The humor in this article is male-centric. Females may find something else less chauvinistic to be a better choice. |
Something that all straight males understand regardless of race, creed or religion. To be considered universal male behavior
Example: (narrated by a female) "Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived"
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This category has only the following subcategory.
Pages in category "Androcentric"
The following 191 pages are in this category, out of 191 total.
A
- A Day With My Son
- A nice enough guy
- UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion
- Template:A/Box
- UnNews:American Penis Restrictions to Begin This Week
- UnBooks:An 82 Year Old Woman Wants My Body!
- UnPoetia:Antiphallus
- Army men
- UnPoetia:As a boy
- HowTo:Ask a girl out
- Assquatch
- Avenge my death
B
C
F
G
H
I
M
- HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men)
- HowTo:Make girls like you
- HowTo:Make Girls Love You
- Male
- UnNews:Male ego reaches all time high, females counted in average penis size
- Male privilege
- Man
- Man Babies
- Man ball
- UnNews:Man decides against going to work
- UnNews:Man dies after having sex with his gun
- Man flu
- UnNews:Man goes to work; wife fucks his neighbor
- Man on the fire exit signs
- Man scale
- UnScripts:Man Struggles to Explain Anal Sex to Son
- UnNews:Man wins Most Oblivious Human award
- Man's best friend (phrase)
- UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off
- Mancard
- Mantuition
- UnNews:Marble Hills - a bachelor haven
- Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen
- Masculism
- HowTo:Meet women
- Men's rights movement
- Metrosexual
- Morning wood
- The Muffin Man
P
R
- UnScripts:Rain Man: The Musical
- HowTo:Remove a Bra for Wikipedians
- Why?:Remove Your Penis
- Renaissance Man
- UnNews:Respected theologians call for return to wife beating
- Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores
- HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis
- Rocky Mountain Oysters
- Rules of the Men's Room
- HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
S
- HowTo:Score a Chick
- Seven ages of man
- UnNews:Shirtless Drunk Man Creates Havoc
- Sir
- Small Penises Anonymous
- Snips, snails and puppy dog tails
- UnBooks:So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette
- Some Dude
- Some guy you've never heard of
- HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd
- HowTo:Stop Ugly Girls from Liking You
- Straight
- Strip club
- Superpenis
- HowTo:Survive a Girl Attack
- UnBooks:Swamp Adventure Amusement Park Ride Announcer Man: An Autobiography
T
- HowTo:Take It Easy, Man
- Teabag everything that moves
- HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope
- HowTo:Tell if your son is gay
- Testicles
- Testicular torsion
- That Guy
- UnScripts:The Best Man
- The Big Lebowski
- UnBooks:The Boy Who Cried Wolf
- UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women
- The Dice Man
- The G-Man
- UnBooks:The Idiot's Guide to Getting Your Own Back (Ex-Wife Edition)
- The Man
- The Man: A Primer and Something of a Call to Action
- The Music Man
- The Obese Man's Handbook
- UnBooks:The Old Man and LV
- The old man down the street
- The Useless Idiot's Guide to Girlfriends
- The Wolf Man
- UnPoetia:There once was a limerick...
- Things Women Didn't Need To Know About Men
- This Guy
- This Man
- Tiny Penis Syndrome
- HowTo:Trick Women in 3 Easy Steps
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