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Today's Message of pain

Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude.

It is the feeling that no one loves me.
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me.
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...


Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.

Did you care...

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  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
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  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • …that it’s offensive to call them “black pencils” and we should call them “pencils of colour isntead”?
  • ... about Alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accouterments as alarmingly asinine alignments?
  • ... that Minecraft developers are flat earthers?
  • ... that your fly is unzipped?
  • ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
  • ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
  • ... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
Captainautofellatiocover.png
  • ... that your opinion does count, but the admins think otherwise?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
  • ...Funkytown was a Scientology commune in the 60s?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?

Recent deaths

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Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein Filesr/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over • Team Canada rethinking life

Recent deaths: Brad ArnoldNFL season • Winter OlympicsSome kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny titleJames Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) • Robert DuvallKurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse JacksonYouTubeTom NoonanEric DaneMelania Trump's big movie star career • Team Canada hockey, twice, AND their curling team • Some Nerd named Robert CarradineWarner Bros. bidding war • Neil SedakaM-m-m-Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and other Iranian leaders

Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton ReviewsMahmoud Ahmadinejad (according to Wikipedia)Avicii (according to Wikipedia)

Upcoming deaths: Donald TrumpNYC's economy and snow handling capability • WeedDick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' MaduroIran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files • the US government, again • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to rememberMexicoSmiling Friends

Today sucks because...

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March 4: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro

  • 1849 - Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
  • 1852 - Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.
  • 1855 - Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
  • 1861 - Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.
  • 1862 - Too late, my time has come, sending shivers down my spine, bodies aching all the time.
  • 1865 - Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
  • 1874 - Mama, ooh, I don't want to die, sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all.

Today's featured artistry

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My heart has been broken... Then taken out and had a bunch of nails put in it.

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