UnNews:Trump believes that 200 countries negotiated trade deals with him
Saturday, April 26, 2025
THE WHITE HOUSE, WASHINGTON D.C. — While interviewing Trump about his tariff war, he stated that "so many countries are making so many beautiful deals with me" and "my team has told me that 200 countries have made deals with me. China, the EU, Canada, they all kissed my ass."
China and Canada have denied ever negotiating, and the EU told us that they aren't a country.
However, when we told him that there are less than 200 countries in the world, the Donald allegedly looked at us odd, and said "that's not what my team told me." We at UnNews were then seized of our White House credentials.
A spokesperson for the Administration has admitted that they lied to Trump.
"So basically, since the negotiations have been slower than we hoped, and the stock market desperately needed some copium, a couple of the high-ranking people have been pretending to be ambassadors to some countries."
An investigation by UnNews revealed that these included Vivek Ramaswamy using an offensive Indian accent to pretend to be Narendra Modi, JD Vance pretending to be Mark Carney using an offensive Canadian accent, and recently-pardoned January 6 "protesters"[1] pretending to be from other countries using offensive accents.
Trump is still expected to revoke the temporary tariff pause in a few weeks, causing the stock market to bleed badly.
IN OTHER NEWS: Pam Bondi and ICE allegedly making a list, checking it twice, will find out who’s naughty or nice.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Ian Stark "Trump claims 200 trade deals completed, won't say with who or when" UPI News, April 25, 2025
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- ↑ We can't call them insurrectionists due to Bondi threatening to deport us.