UnNews:Pope Francis is dead

Monday, April 21, 2025

Yesterday, the Pope was with JD Vance. Today, he's dead. Just saying...

THE VATICAN — Holy fucking shit. Pope Francis is dead. For real this time. For the next few weeks, the answer to the famous question "Is the pope Catholic?" is a definitive no. As usual, The Simpsons predicted it. Shocker.

"Heaven's about to become a looot more efficient," says Trump during his first sermon.

	Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Pope Francis was an AWESOME guy. Tremendous and Talented. But, why did he choose to STEAL my HEADLINES! BAD Pope Francis! ALL ATTENTION should be on my righteous bullying of SLOWPOKE Jerome Powell! I will now impose a 370% tariff on the VATICAN. NO ONE steals 'MURICAs headlines, especially MINE'S. NO ONE!
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Sources

• Nichole Winfield "Pope Francis, first Latin American pontiff who ministered with a charming, humble style, dies at 88" The Associated Press, April 21, 2025