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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that the bird is equal to or greater than the word?
- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
- ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
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- ... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
- ... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone?
- ... that the entire world rightfully belongs to Albania?
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- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, the emoticon ":3" is a depiction of someone with a scrotum for a mouth?
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- ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
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- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
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- ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?
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