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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)
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- ... that no, doing this does not make your incompetence any less obvious? (Pictured)
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- ... that I am Batman?
- ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
- ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
- ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
  - ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
- ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl?
- ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
- ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
 - ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
- ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
- ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that Uranus is a gas giant?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
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When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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