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"Sorry I'm closing" he said.
"Not until you've seen our audition" said the father.
"Come tomorrow in the morning"
"By tomorrow you'll have lost the most sensational variety show ever to blow people's faces off".
"Okay...you've got 5 minutes" said the talent agent.(Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that you wash your ass not your pussy (Pictured) in the Bidet?
- ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era?
- ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
- ... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?
- ... that if you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu; you will get a Bullshit?
- ... God doesn't appreciate those who smoke?
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In the news
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On this day...
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November 4: Artificial Limb Awareness Diurnal Period
- 200 - Oedipus: One Bad Mothafucka released by Mythic Records, goes triple platinum.
- 1600 and something - Descartes decides the mind is separate from the body, through logical reasoning and skeptical doubt.
- 2001 - God wins Mega-Ball lottery. Fix suspected.
- 2009 - List of people who steal lists is stolen.
- 2012 - Mexicans win gold, silver, and bronze in Olympic Lawn-mowing.
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Today's featured picture
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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.
Image credit: Mhaille
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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