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The Buffalo Bills are a "professional" football "team". Their home is in Buffalo, New York. They are widely regarded as one of the most successful NFL franchises to exist ever. Their only championships where in 1964 and 1965 when they won two AFL titles. However, the Bills have not won any championships since the AFL–NFL merger, a move that many now consider "a huge fuck up". They were owned by a 93-year-old zombie man who refused to die named Ralph Wilson. In 2014 Wilson finally kicked the bucket, fucking zombie! Buffalo Sabres owner, oil fracker, and resident idiot Terry Pegula bought the team.
The Buffalo Bills are named after Buffalo Bill, a friendly man who lived in the woods all by himself. He would have guests over frequently where they would stay in a well he constructed in his home. They would stay for several days putting lotion on their skin. Bill then proceeded to skin them alive and wear their skin. The founders of the Bills felt this sort of behavior was admirable.(Full article...)
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- ... that Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (Pictured)
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... that I'd rather be a hammer than a nail?
- ... that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
- ... that on average, humans have less than 2 legs?
- ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
- ... that I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down?
- ... that when a suicide bomber dies and goes to paradise, he is given 72 virgins? But all of them are wiki editors?
- ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured)
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that suicide is an answer to every problem, just not a very good one?
- ... that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (Pictured)
- ... Jared Leto fucked your bf and he totally enjoyed it?
- ... that Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales lost his virginity at age 34, but he found it again at age 35?
- ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?
- ... that I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It was written by a computer?
- ... that tickle fights are a common occurrence in soccer? (Pictured)
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that Obama's last name is [REDACTED]?
- ... that you actually didn't know?
- ... that Ben Stiller's face makes everything funny?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head?
- ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
 - ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have?
- ... that the A-bombs dropped on Japan were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
- ... that Drake the type of dingbat to believe everything he reads on Uncyclopedia?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
- ... that every time you blink, you get transported to another alternative Universe?
- ... that this topless woman is clearly unhappy about her situation? (Pictured)
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