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Hey kid! Come on over here. I wanna tell you a story.
No, don't you keep walking. Get over here. Your mommy's gonna be a while in there, I can tell. I saw what she had for lunch.
Don't worry, you can trust me. I got a nice honest face, don't I?
Oh, I just want to tell you about what I sacrificed for your freedom.
You see, son, I come from harder times. Back in the day, Uncle Sam could send you where ever he wanted whenever he wanted. And that's what he done to me. I went to go fight for my country without complaint. Lost both my legs over in 'Nam. Then they spit me right out on the streets right out of the hospital and I had no money. I didn't get no medals. I didn't get no "thank you." I didn't get SHIT. (Full article...)
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Did you know...
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- ... that Kilroy was here? (Pictured)
- ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ...that if you say peacock, no one bats an eye, but if you say poopcock, everyone blows their minds?
- ... that communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets them?
- ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
Oh my god! There are no more days left! It's today or miss the boat to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month! Get voting!
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