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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

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  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
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  • ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
  • ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
  • ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
  • ... that I am inside your walls?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?
Sdsad.PNG
  • ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
  • ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA
  • ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
  • ... that I am inside your walls?
  • ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
  • ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
Pennylamp2.jpg
  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that Karen is a female given name meaning "she who wants to see the manager"?
  • ... that Uncyclopedia admins are such lazy bums, they ask their users to think of DYK submissions?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
  • ... that the French Revolution was just a rip-off of the American Revolution?
  • ... that the comic strip Fred Basset is interesting but not in the sense that might be expected of a comic strip?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

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