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The streets of Laredo are a collection of avenues, boulevards, parkways, and other thoroughfares in the city of Laredo, Texas, USA. They are known for their grid pattern, flat nature, and proximity to the city of Nuevo Laredo in neighbouring Mexico.

The streets of Laredo are paved with asphalt, while some outer roads are mere concrete or gravel-like paths. All registered vehicles in Laredo ideally drive on these streets, as do segues, blood donation trailers and ice-cream carts which have differing licensing schemes. Pedestrians use these streets for going from one place to another in Laredo, although they usually keep to the sidewalk.

Most streets have two lanes while bigger streets have multiple lanes. Notable thoroughfares in Laredo can even have up to eight lanes, and are considered among the most consequential streets of Laredo. Most of the streets of Laredo are fronted by buildings with street addresses. Some, however, are fronted only by vacant lots. All the streets of Laredo are at surface level minus underpasses, dug-in roads, overpasses and tunnels. (Full article...)

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  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
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  • ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
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MrWinklerIsGay.gif
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that this sentence is incomple
  • ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that cutting off your hands, nose, and head reduces the spread of germs by 100%?
Mimes-silent-radio.jpg
  • ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
  • ... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
  • ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
  • ... that Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same person?
  • ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
  • ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
  • ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
  • ... that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
MrWinklerIsGay.gif
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that this sentence is incomple
  • ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
  • ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
  • ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
  • ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded?
  • ... that cutting off your hands, nose, and head reduces the spread of germs by 100%?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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